Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===When You're Eldrad===
When Asuryan is too busy, and Khaine's a bit too much<br>
They call me, by name you see, for my special touch<br>
To the seers I'm a legend, to the mon'keigh I'm a dick<br>
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same<br>

I'm the gore on your shoe<br>
I'm the pebble in your boot<br>
I'm the daemon in your bed<br>
I'm the bolt in every head<br>

I'm the mine on which you step<br>
I'm the pin in every hip<br>
I'm the spore in your eye, makes you wiggle and writhe<br>

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>

While there's mon'keigh to make sad<br>
While there's lulz left to be had<br>
While there's pockets left to pick<br>
While there's Dreadnoughts left to trip<br>
down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner<br>
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it<br>
'Cause there's one born every minute<br>

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>

I pledge my allegiance<br>
To all things skub and derp<br>
Promise on my old Soul Stone<br>
To do as I am told<br>
For Cegorach has never seen<br>
A seer quite like me, not only<br>
does his job but does it happily<br>

I'm the fear that keeps you 'wake<br>
I'm the shadows in the Warp<br>
I'm the Daemons they become<br>
I'm the nightmare in your skull<br>

I'm a Witchblade in your back<br>
An extra turn upon the rack<br>
I'm the quivering of your heart<br>
A stabbing pain, a sudden start<br>

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>

And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need X2<br>

It gets so ronery being Eldrad<br>
What I'd do to see a Codex<br>
Even for a little while<br>
And no one loves you when you're Eldrad<br>

I'm lying through my teeth<br>
Your rage is all the comforting I need!<br>