Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== Woman's Touch is Overpowered in Real Life ==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Man's Touch" bullshit that's going on in the Real Life system right now. Woman's touch deserve much more than that. Much, much more than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine woman's hand from the Chinese flesh market for 10 million Ren (that's about 2 euro) and have been practicing with it for almost 4 years now. I can even fap to animu with my Woman's Hand.

Chinese gangsters spend years trying to find the perfect woman to cut and fold up to a million times to produce some of the most pleasurable wanking machines known to mankind.

Womans hands are double as soft as man hands swords and half as dirty for that matter too. Anything a man's hand can assist you with, a woman's hand can do better. I'm pretty sure a man's hand would break when used as much as a woman's hand.

Ever wonder why feudal Europe never bothered conquering China? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Chinese and their woman's hands of eternal fapdom. Even in Japanese hentai, Japanese actors used the women's hands before they handed them to the Chinese first because their soft skin was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Woman's hands are simply the best sex toy that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the Real Life system. Here is the stat block I propose for woman's hand:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)<br>
1d4 minutes of orgasm<br>
19-20 chance for perfect motion<br>
x2 crit damage<br>
14-20 x5 if lube is applied and hentai is watched<br>
-8 against homosexual men <br>
+8 against homosexual women <br>
Counts as unique drop in WoW.

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)<br>
1d5 minutes of orgasm<br>
19-20 chance for perfect motion<br>
x2 crit damage<br>
14-20 x5 if lube is applied and hentai is watched<br>
-8 against homosexual men <br>
+8 against homosexual women <br>
-4 against men or women with small penises <br>
+4 against men or women with big penises <br>
Counts as unique drop in WoW.

Now that seems a lot more representative of the feeling power of woman's hand in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Woman's hands need to grant much more pleasure in Real Life settings, see my new stat block.