Editing /d/M

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[[Image:Mindflayers.jpg|thumb|300px|right|A typical /d/M's game. Thumbnail missing? Oh thank the emperor...]]

A '''/d/M''' is, in short, a [[DM]] who likes [[/d/]]. That alone isn't entirely damning, plenty of good DM's happen to like /d/.  A "true" /d/M is more than that. You can identify a real /d/M by one or more of the following. 

'''PROTIPS:'''
*You'll be invited into his [[magical realm]].
*[[Slaanesh|The succubi all have cocks.]]
*The Gibbering Mouth will rape you.
*So will the Mind Flayer's tentacles.
*You can milk the Minotaur. It will then rape you.
*Doppelgangers exist to fuck everything that moves, especially creatures that they copy. In particular anyone that you may know, including yourself.
*Monsters with mind control abilities? Moar liek GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH.
*Your [[Maid RPG|Maid]] game will have more in common with ''Urotsukidoji'' than ''He Is My Master'' or ''Hayate the Combat Butler''.
*[[Monstergirls]]. Monstergirls everywhere. And yes, they all have cocks. This is /d/ after all.

Do not mistake the /d/M for the ''[[FATAL]]'' player or GM: Even the former have standards.

=== /d/M stories ===
If you lurk a bit in the archives, you may find battle logs of players having to deal with a /d/M.
* [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18004136/ FATAL in spess!] ([http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18010759/ part deux], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18029935/ part trois], [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18032393/ Finale]) Also, druids.

Several /d/Ms have taken to writing text adventures e.g. [[Corruption of Champions]].

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