Editing 30 hs

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Okay so you remember a few years back when a neural net AI was fed a bunch of Harry Potter books and asked to spit out a Harry Potter fanfiction, and the result, while technically made up of mostly grammatically correct English, was a pile of hilarious nonsense? Well, imagine the same scenario, except that the AI was ''also'' fed a bunch of heavy metal lyrics, the transcribed ramblings of a schizophrenic hobo on meth, and - of all things - the [[FATAL]] rulebook, and the result would be '''HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''' otherwise known as 30 Hs.

You can read it [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/3/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH here], but we strongly recommend against doing so.

The "Story" is so insane that it by proxy turns the reader insane; it has been noted by the [[Administratum]] that if it were released into general knowledge it would cause so much insanity that its would cause [[Malal |complete societal breakdown]] and would possibly be the third biggest threat to the [[Imperium]] right after the [[Horus Heresy]] and [[The Beast |the beast's]] [[WAAAGH]]… ok maybe not but we can all agree that this fanfic poses far more of a threat than [[Abbadon |a certain armless failure]] does to humanity

The story Starts with Dobby, [[Dark Eldar | an elf with advanced space armour adorned with a chainsaw dildo]] killing [[Space Marine |Space warriors]] by shooting them with [[Plasma |boiling lasers]] that burn their flesh in [[Warp |another dimension]] and then sends them to get [[Slaanesh |raped for all eternity by demonic spheres]].

Meanwhile Harry Potter brings out his [[Noise Marine |guitar]] [[Awesome |Fuckslayer]] and [[Exterminatus |kills the fuck out of two planets]] under the orders to "rock the fuck out" by Dumbledore [[Thousand Sons |in his cursed mummy armour]].
Before harry punches the fuck out of [[Blood Angels |astral vampires]] and creates vampire cavemen on [[mars]].

Then its revealed Dumblecop of the darkmeal has been [[Emperor's Children |faggarting]] a [[Thousand Sons |thousand suns]].

Harry then finds a sandwich on a moon which was being guarded by a million thousand surf [[Ork Kommando |ninjas which only operate during the day]] and has a conversation with [[Lucius |Rape Radbury]] while he eats the sandwich while Rape talks about [[Rogue Trader |how he has more money than anyone]].

Then the [[Inquisition]] is [[Monty Python |unexpectedly]] torturing harry before harry is shown to be [[Heresy |wearing women's underwear]] and [[Extra Heresy |so were they]] and this is proof that they were all men of the [[Emperor |lord]].

Then the [[Demon |Rape ape]] has harry tied down and [[Wat |5.8 children]] Appear out of nowhere and [[/d/ |merge with the Rape ape]].

Then Harry awoke [[Nurgle |in a realm filled with disgusting nappys filled with rotting hot sauce and chicken bones]], then finds himself in a laboratory [[Machine Spirit |full of machines that only beep and boop and produce blinking lights]]. Harry had flown out of the nose of [[Yarrick |an old man]], who was drawn by the hand of [[Matthew Ward |an idiot]], described as [[/b/ |a sad attempt at humanity.]]

The next chapter [[Codex |makes a lot of sense in stating the rules about everything]]

[[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies |The last chapter ends rather anticlimactically.]]