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'''AIDS''' (also known by many as '''AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS''') is an acronym meaning "Anally Inflicted Death Sentence", though those who <s>suffer a crippling deficiency of humor</s> aren't still stuck in the 80s refer to it as "Acquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome". Seen by many as a tragic disease, others see it for what it truly is; an unrivaled source of [[lulz]]. Alternate, butthurt opinion: It is much funnier now that it is both a fully manageable condition with the AZT cocktail of anti-retroviral medications as well as promising research in the fields of vaccines and cures. In one case AIDS has officially been cured by the introduction of a naturally occurring mutation that exists in ~1% of the population. See: "Berlin Patient." fa/tg/uys believe that AIDS was created by Nurgle, who then gifted it to Slaanesh out of love. Thankfully, Slaanesh has not caught on to use it as his/her/its version of Nurgle's Rot to spread his, ummm... joy... although if it was, it was most likely be called Slaanesh's High. People mistake AIDS for LIGMA(Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits)(it is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits).-Credit:https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LIGMA This, of course, can only be cured by Joe and Yuri at the Sockhon Convention in Kenya. Home remedies include playing Sea of Thieves while listening to Imagine Dragons. The /b/tard phrase ''"enjoy your AIDS"'' translates into rational, sane English as ''"you are about to embark, or have just embarked upon, a very foolish act that will cause you great suffering in the near future"'', with the implication''" ...and you deserve to suffer for being so reckless."'' When translated into Fratboy English, it sounds like ''"Duuude, you are gonna get so fucked."'' Some activities that require AIDS-enjoyment include: * Tau soldiers using a blitzkrieg rush to get into CC (close-combat) range of enemy troops. This definition got a little outdated in 7th ed when Tau got new urban combat "Breacher Squads" who shoot more effectively when in CC range. * [[Chenkov|Fielding an Imperial Guard army without vehicles, and using the extra points to purchase an overwhelming amount of infantry instead]]. * Spending the points to have [[Doomrider]] in your Chaos Marines army.{{BLAM|'''SILENCE MORTAL!!! DOOMRIDER IS AWESOME'''}}. * Putting 6-8 minions into a melee against a rogue with [[Bloody Path]]. * Assassinating a DMPC, or the DM's girlfriend's character. (Like the DM has a girlfriend!) * Fielding Chaos Sp-...[[Chaos Spawn|you know what's]]. No-- this cannot be-- I never sai- AAAHHHHH! GLARBLRAWRGLARBL *Doing what the previous author just did and mention [[Chaos_Spawn|you know what, I don't have to spell it out.]] * Challenging Angron to a duel. * Being an enemy and existing in the same table as Horus. * Existing near [[Kharn]], ''even if you're not an enemy'' (he's a cool guy tho). * [[Dark Eldar|'''DARK ELDAR''']] * [[Rubric Marines|Doctor's Ahriman's <small>little</small> side effect for the most glorious idea for curing mutations!]] * Getting additional Force Organization charts for more [[Pyrovore|Pyrovores]], filling your minimum troops requirements with ripper swarms with no upgrades, and using Tyranid Primes as your mandatory HQ choices. And not putting them in Tyrannocytes. * Playing [[FATAL]]. * Reading or posting in [[/pol/]] unironically. *Playing Skyward Sword *Rich Evans [[Category:Meme]]
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