Editing Blam

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The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine|or]] [[Commissar Raege|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned|execute himself]]).  It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''.  It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally, you will see Orks perform a  '''BLAM''' with green text afterwards explaining why they did so, all such blams should be assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]] (or they'll '''KRUMP''' instead), and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)|8th edition Eldar tactics page]].

[[File:Empire Archer.jpg|300px|thumb|center| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]

'''Example:'''

<s>[[Pauldron|PAULDRONS ARE STUPID]]</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Heresy!}}

<s>[[Empire|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP|Heresy!}}

<s>[[Dakka|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

<s>[[Choppy|CHOPPAS ARE ALSO DUMB]]</s> {{KRUMP}} {{KRUMP|ZOGGIN' AGAIN? YA GITZ OUGHTA SHADDUP!}}

<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''*Snarl*''' </span></s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}

<s><span style='color:blue;font-size:115%;font-family:serif'> Stupid Mon'keigh. You wonder why we think so little of you</span></s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''' What the hell is this, 7th edition?! Fuck you xenos!}}

<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Executing even [[Commissar#Traitor_Commissars|traitor Commissars]] is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI ad infinitum] 

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