Editing Boss Zagstruk

[[File:---storage-emulated-0-Download-99810103006 BossZagstrukNEW01.jpg|thumb|300px|right|''Ca-caw you zoggin gits.'']]

'''Boss Zagstruk''' is an [[Ork]] [[Warboss]] who leads a personal squad of [[Stormboyz]] called <i>Da Vulcha Squad</i>, named after his personal [[Colorz|red]] [[Fighta-Bommer]]. He lost his legs to a [[Space Marine|Spess Mehreen]] [[Dreadnought]], which made the mistake of dropping him and thinking him dead. Being 'arder than the average ork, Zagstruck used his arms to grab ahold of its legs, hauled himself up into its crotch and ripped its own legs off with his hands and [[teef]]. Then, after the battle, he got the dread's legs rebuilt into a snazzy new set of [[Cyborks|bionic]] legs for himself called <i>Da Vulcha's Klaws</i> (sensing a pattern here?). These two have the same crushing power as two [[Power weapon#Power Klaw|Power Klaws]], compounded by the weight of him landing on the unfortunate foe. He and his squad are currently having a blast fighting for their lives against the [[Tyranid|Tyranids]] that invaded the Ork Empire of Octarius. No, I'm not being sarcastic. He also conquered an [[Imperial]] Shrine World which now serves as the capital of his growing [[WAAAGH|Stormwaaagh!]]

He is essentially the Ork [[Sly Marbo]], and is so fucking badass that he kills anyone who looks at him funny. He'll probably kill you even if you don't. He was born in a human settlement, and had to throttle his way out of there and back to his parent tribe, killing hundreds. He is perpetually [[Angry Marines|angry]], and his glare is enough to silence even the most idiotic [[Weirdboy]]. One time, he was fighting some [[Eldar]], and was so pissed off that the Eldar thought their [[Jetbike|Jetbikes]] were faster than him that he [[Awesome|Followed them into the Webway]] and went missing for several months. (Keep in mind, he is one of the few non-Eldar to enter the [[Webway]].) He then reappeared, perfectly fucking fine, smiling a blood-filled grin and [[Rape|absolutely covered in Eldar Skulls.]]

[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Xenos]]
[[Category:Orks]]
[[Category:Goffs]]

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