Editing Commissar Dan

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'''Commissar Dan''' is a [[Commissar|commissar]] named Dan (hurr, though his full name is apparently Daniel Sterne). He has a pet [[Basilisk Artillery Gun|basilisk]] (Fluffy), and uses it as a frontline tank. Is apparently with the [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] for no other reason than he started tagging along and eventually people just got fed up asking why. 

Not to be confused with [[Commissar Fuklaw]], who is <strike>similarly as awesome as Dan</strike> <strike>so much cooler than Dan</strike> nothing like as cool as Dan.

It is also thought that Dan is in fact an undercover cultist planning to destroy the Angry Marines by killing all the scouts. This will no doubt fail.

Turns out the crazy son of a bitch has joined [[The Guy Who Cried Grendel|Grendel]], [[Boone]] and [[Love Can Bloom|LIIVI]] in ascended to canon status, on page 116 of the Enemies of the Imperium supplement for [[Only War]]. Turns out he was ordering those pig fuckers to ram a ''[[Chaos Dreadnought|Hellbrute]]!'' It went exactly as badly as you can imagine.

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Image:Commisardan.png|The lad himself.
Image:Commissar_Dan_stats.jpg|Lad's stats.
Image:1207335821953.jpg
Image:Dan_angry.jpg‎|...No it really couldn't.
Image:WH40K_Save_Me_Fluffy_by_renzoku.jpg‎|Fluffy saves Dan.
Image:Dancanon.png|FFG does it again.
Image:Commissardaninrs.png|GW gave him a mention in Regimental Standard.
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