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:''Were you looking for the character also known as [[Cultist-chan]] ?'' '''''"I AM KHORNEHOLIO! I NEED BLOOD FOR MY BLOOD GOD!"''''' '''''"ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MY SKULLPILE WILL NOT WAIT!!"''''' [[Image:Khorneholiover2.png|All he wanted was skulls for his skull throne. What he got was his own religion.|thumb]] '''Cornholio the Cultist''' is a lesser-known (but still funny) [[meme]] stemming from [[Firaeveus Carron]]. ==Explanation== The meme is based on the introduction sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold in ''[[Dawn of War|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]''. Like many memes from this series, it originated due to [[Scott McNeil|Scott Fucking McNeil]] voicing almost ''everybody'' in Soulstorm and exhausting his supply of accents in the process, from the [[Imperial Guard|Guardsmen]] up to [[Indrick Boreale]], from Firaeveus "Metal Boxes" Carron all the way down to the Cultists (incidentally, bringing the number of memes stemming from ''Soulstorm'' to at least Six). [[PROMOTIONS|Hilarity ensues]]. ==THEY COME!== During the intro sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold, there is a discussion regarding the oncoming enemy by Carron, a Space Marine, and some Cultists. Every single unit in this intro - The Cultists, The Chaos Marines, and of course, Carron himself - is voiced by [[Scott McNeil]], in what can only be called a glorious one-man show. Due to the Cultist unit originally having a different voice-actor (specifically, Mark Oliver, who also voices Isador), McNeil attempts to copy the dialogue style Oliver used for the Cultist - and [[fail]]s utterly. He comes across as high-pitched, whiny, and sounds, in balls-out seriousness, like Cornholio, Beavis' sugar-fueled alternate persona from ''Beavis and Butt-Head''. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzqP1BqwvIw The Infamous Intro] Now compare it to: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JrtFazaS7g This] Prosecution rests. Still, at least the cultists have the balls to not run away screaming like [[Firaeveus Carron|a little bitch]] when the player's army overruns the Alpha Legion's stronghold. See here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU&t=3s The Infamous Outro] ==See Also== ''[[Daria 40k]]''. ==Gallery== <gallery> Image:Cornholio.jpg|In retrospect this was oddly prophetic. </gallery> [[Category:Chaos]][[category:meme]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category: Dawn of War]]
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