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[[File:Battle Conclave.jpg|480px|right|thumb|BRING IT BITCH!]] The Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave is what happens when a [[Ministorum Priest]] feels a bit unprotected and needs some scary looking bodyguards to keep him company. Of course the Battle Conclave are usually made of really small groups that does not interfere with the "''No men under arms''" treaty and is closely monitored by the [[Inquisition]] to prevent abuse, so the Battle Conclave have the excuse. These Battle Conclaves, typically consisting of some combination of [[Crusaders]], [[Death Cult Assassin|Death Cult Assassins]], and [[Arco-flagellant|Arco-flagellants]], who always attend their charge to maintain their purpose as bodyguards. Usually these combinations of these units (The skull cracking defense of the Crusaders, the berserking wildcards of the Arco-flagellants and the shit-yo-pants stealthiness of the Death Cult Assassins) are a terrifying presence and is seen as a giant glowing symbol of "'''DON'T FUCK WITH ME!'''" written all over the priest's face. == The Dudebros and the Masochistic chicks of the Battle Conclave == The Battle Conclave as mentioned, are made from the following... === Crusaders === [[Bretonnia]] in SPESS! Space knights coming from the same school as the Sisters but is only able to carry a sword, shield, and Y chromosome in exchange for <u>''NOT''</u> being an Ecclesiarchal exclusive and instead must lend their service to the Inquisition and Grey Knights as well. They are the ones who defend the priest with their giant shields. === Death Cult Assassins === Super masochistic psycho chicks who are more unhinged than the [[Sisters of Battle|Bolter Bitches]] and like to [[Schlicktau|schlick]] [[Extra Heresy|themselves by using their swords like metallic dildos]] [[FATAL|which often as you can imagine, destroys their uterus.]] They are the ones usually not seen with their priest and are often hiding behind you, especially <u>YOU</u>. === Arco-flagellants === [[Heretics]] deemed worthy of redemption and are thus fucking crazy and often act like khornate humans often flinging their close combat weapons like a lawnmower. The most mentally fucked of the group. They are the ones who will be blindly charging you like a [[Khorne Berzerker]]. [[Category: Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category: Imperial]] [[Category: Sisters of Battle]] {{Template:Sisters-of-Battle}}
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