Editing Kill Rig


[[File:Kill Rig.jpg|300px|right|thumb|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]
The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line. Unlike say, the [[Space Wolves]]' [[Stormrider]] which looked [[Fail|fucking retarded]] and out of place even for the Corgi Marines, the Kill Rig looked thematically sound and in-character for the Orks.

===Overview===

Towed by a mountainous [[Tramplasquig]] and home to a wide-eyed [[Wurrboy]], the Kill Rig is a true engine of destruction that ploughs through infantry and vehicles alike. By amplifying the psyker’s Waaagh! energy through a contraption known as the wurrtower, its Beast Snagga drivers can blast lances of pure Orky power at their foes. In a nutshell, it is a modern and up-to-date version of the classic [[Weirdboy Tower]].

It also boasts several armaments, chief among them is a frontal [['Eavy Lobba]] canon and a side sponson [[Stikka Kannon]]. It also comes with two [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Saw Blades|Saw Blades]] to slice any would-be boarder trying to derail the vehicle.

===Tabletop===

This little piggy went to the market and got loads of goodies on his introduction in 9th edition. GW has clearly thrown all semblance of realism out of the window, as he has the same wounds, toughness and armour save as a battle wagon. Ya know, that big tank unit which is arguably way larger than this one? Maybe the squiggy piggy eats half of the incoming attacks and shots directed at it to justify its toughness? Or maybe it's the only way GW could get people to buy these shiny new models in order to better win tournaments. Either way, it's a great way to extract money from your wet throbbing cunt in this day and age.

30 points more than the Hunta Rig slaps a big ol' Wurrboy Tower on there, eating up some transport slots (10 spaces instead of 15) and turning this wagon into a Character. On top of the two Beasthead powers you now get, you also get a special cannon that auto-hits with a ferocious S9 AP-3 but is hamstrung by being Dd6 - meaning that it could just dent a monster instead of outright blasting it to bits.

==Hunta Rig==
[[File:Hunta Rig.jpg|300px|right|thumb|When you wanna play [[Warhammer Fantasy]] in 40k.]]
Hey! Feeling too squeamish over [[FATAL|Perils of the Warp?]] Ain't feeling confident about a [[Psyker]] potentially ruining your entire ride? Don't worry, we got a vehicle for you!

Ladies and Orkmen, we introduce to you the Hunta Squig. A more...traditional form of Kill Rig that functions more like a Squig-drawn IFV.

===Overview===

Despite their reverence for the oracular nature of the Wurrboys, certain Beast Snaggas are loath to have such a volatile creature riding with them. Instead, they fit extra decks and grab handles to transport hollering mobs of their clanmates into battle, transforming their vehicle into a Hunta Rig.

A Hunter Rig has a similar weapons layout to the Kill Rig, the only main difference is that the wurrtower was removed and the weapons were simply re-arranged around the superstructure. In turn, both the side sponson [[Stikka Kannon]] and the frontal [['Eavy Lobba]] become fully articulated turrets and the front of the Rig now has enough space to carry even more Boyz to the battlefield.

===Tabletop===

Kill Rigs are the only Heavy Support option available to a "pure" Beast Snagga force. The Rig gives you both a giant artillery platform and a wagon to carry your Beast Snaggas (and NOTHING ELSE), all in a giant squig-powered chariot. Its chief weapons are the [['Eavy Lobba]] to smash hordes, even from behind any LOS-blocking terrain, and the [[Stikka Kannon]] which gives you something specially tailored to harpoon favoured prey and stop them from running away. The Rig is also very formidable in melee, as it not only has the squig itself fighting, but also a bunch of boyz to hack away. Its most dangerous weapons are the saws, but they're also the most affected as the rig decays in health.

Speaking of health, this little piggy has a toughness and armour conparable with that of a battle wagon. Ya know, an actual tank which is bigger than this thing and made of thick layers of metal, duct tape and spit? These units of course have to be balanced somehow, though clearly realism was tossed out of the window in this instance.

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