Editing Mahjong

[[Image:Mahjong_start.jpg|right|This guy needs a 1 or 4 circles to win.|thumb]]
'''Mahjong''' is a [[weeaboo|Chinese]] game about lining up tiles in a mathematically perfect fashion. You can only truly play Mahjong on a manufactured table. Asia takes its Mahjong seriously, enough to bet money on it, and to have clockwork tables that shuffle and deal rows of tiles under the surface like something out of a James Bond film. The 'match-2' version you play on your computer isn't Mahjong in the exact same way that [[Solitaire]] isn't [[Poker]]; it's called 'Shanghai' by white people and "that stupid game white people play" by the Chinese. There's probably more strip Mahjong video games than native English speakers who actually know how to play it.

If you're gwailo, easiest way to explain this game is: it's almost exactly like Gin Rummy. You wanna make three-of-a-kinds and straights, the tiles have suits and ranks like playing cards, and you can pick up discards from the middle of the table.

But, since we're talking [[Tau|Asians]] here, the game is miles more complex than a card game about alcohol. Compare the differences of structural variety between 52 cards and 137 cards.

There are several versions of Mahjong: Japanese Riichi, Hong Kong, classic (Hong Kong with flower tiles), American (which only elderly Jewish women play) and Korean 3 player. However, the core rules are the same. Players take tiles from "The wall" and add them to their hand while discarding a tile. It's effectively a race to build a winning hand using tiles from the wall and other people's discards, while being careful to avoid discarding tiles the other players can use to win.

A basic complete hand has four combinations of tiles which are either three of a kind, four of a kind or a sequence of three tiles (i.e. 1,2,3) in addition a "head", which is a pair of tiles. Apart from the head, you can call the other combinations from other players' discards, unless it's the last incomplete thing on your hand. The special hands include all kinds of silly combinations such as having seven pairs.
Important note: You can't win with a tile that you discarded earlier in the game. The rules on this aspect range from house to house.

Points are determined by how the player won the round. If another player threw away a tile that you grabbed and completed your hand with, that player has to pay the amount of points your hand was worth; If you claim the tile from the wall yourself, the price is split with the losers!

Mahjong is central in the [[Manga]] and [[Anime]] Legend of Koizumi, which is a series about former Japanese prime minister Junichiro Koizumi and various world leaders (and the Pope, and Hitler) playing Mahjong as part of political negotiations and TO DETERMINE THE FATE OF THE WORLD. It's a combination of the "card games decide everything" thing from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] combined with [[Fist of the North Star]]. It is badass, funny and even tearjerking at times. Go look it up. [https://mangadex.org/title/2268/mudazumo-naki-kaikaku NOW] (and it has [https://mangadex.org/title/31166/mudazumo-naki-kaikaku-princess-of-zipang a sequel]!).

==Luck, Statistics or strategy?==
[[Image:Mahjong.jpg|right|Pon! Pon! Chii! Kan!|thumb]]Beginners will notice that a lot of things in Mahjong are based on chance. Your place on the table, your beginning hand and draws from the wall etc. However, if you base your entire game blindly on luck, you might win some '''rounds''' but most of them will involve garbage hands, since you're not aiming for any special hands or trying to trick your opponents to fold their hands, because they think you have something monstrous there. And, most importantly, if you're just relying on getting some lucky tile before anyone else does, you're not watching whether or not your opponents might get their winning tile from you or way before you. In short: With luck you win battles but lose the war.

Regarding reading discards: To interpret hands on what players throw out beyond a shallow estimate is like trying to achieve immortality. Unless you're some sort of interdimensional demon, just forget about it.

[[Image:Kokushi-musou.jpg|right|Get ready to escape out the back if you get this hand.|thumb]]
But what you can do is use the mighty powers of probability and statistics to your advantage. Doing so, you have a better chance of predicting what is the most plausible, rewarding and fastest hand you could strive to from your beginning hand or should you fold it, if you think your needless discards will cause another player to win.

Some argue that success in Mahjong is based on "flow" and demons. Which is supposedly very evident in high-stakes games, where everyone has a great hand but one poor bastard is going to lose his left testicle at the end of the round. The aforementioned statistical thinking opposes this school of thought.

One tiny thing you can do to tip the odds in your favour is to not get overconfident, don't get too greedy. Let's say the other players look like they're one tile away from winning. In your hand there's 6-7-9 of circles; which one do you discard? Bear in mind that a lot of times people are waiting for a tile to complete their hand, it's going to be between 1 and 9. Not all the time but I'd say ~70% of the time. So, you throw out the nine, even though it could get your ass some extra minipoints, and wait for a 5 or 8 of circles. A related point is tile versatility, which comes from how many things a tile can form a combination with: 1s and 9s can only form a combination with 3 kinds of tiles (including the tile itself) (2,3;7,8)2s and 8s with 4 (1,2,4;6,7,9) and 3-7 with the most: 5. Honor tiles such as dragons and winds contain the worst versatility: 1. Holding onto tiles with high versatility enables you to gain combinations faster from draws while low versatility tiles make your hand sluggish and slow but more expensive.

Another small trick is to immediately decide what kind of hand and strategy you're going for right from your starting hand. Calculate how many tiles you need in order to win. Less or equal to 3? Go for it and fuck everything else; More than 4? Play defensively: Collect "anchors" and throw away tiles you're quite sure are safe.

Regardless of your strategy: The main point in Mahjong is not to have the best hand, but to lose the least amount of money.

[[Image:Dragon Tiles.jpg|right|These motherfuckers can make or break hands|thumb]]

==How to play?==
===The Set and what to do with it===
The entire set consists of 144 tiles. That's including the flowers and seasons. Here's the suits:

*'''Characters 1-9x4''': "Money tiles", outside of the people's republic, or "man-tiles" These tiles have a chinese number on the top part and a red character (''man'', "ten thousand") on the bottom. Western sets have western numbers carved into the upper right to help out; but is it that hard to memorize 9 numbers?

*'''Circles 1-9x4''': "Pin-tiles." They look like colourful plates. The amount of circles on the tile corresponds its number.

*'''Bamboos 1-9x4''': "Bams"! There's a special hand involving these tiles and the green dragon. Known in Japanese as "Sou" tiles.

*'''Dragons R, B, Gx4''': Think of them as the picture cards in the ol' 52. They can only be melded in pungs or kongs (3 or 4 of the same). The term "dragon" is something the round-eyed barbarians came up with. They're really more like "flesh, nature and spirit". "Chun", "Hatsu" and "Haku" in Nipponese.

*'''Winds N,E,W,Sx4''': And their oriental counterparts. Like dragons, they can only be melded in pungs or kongs. You get bonus points for claiming your own wind or the main wind (East in most cases).

*'''Seasons and Flowers''': There's only four flowers and seasons in the whole set. You can be smart and not use these at all. In gameplay, you can announce your flower/season tiles and trade them for normal tiles. So literally: Playing with them is like playing without them.

The basic game requires four players. So get three of your friends or just azn people (they cannot resist a game of mahjong, this is scientific fact) and sit around a small square table that has a lip. Take out your $50 tile box and remove the flower and season tiles, because no-one uses those. Done that? Okay. Now shuffle the cards around, gradually turning them backside up. Make sure to make a lot of noise; it's a part of the tradition of Mahjong. Arrange the tiles in rows of 17 and stacks of two. Be sure to use the lip to straighten the stacks. This makes four walls with 34 tiles each.

Determine the dealer (East), thus the other wind directions. East throws two dice and counts counter clockwise East being one. The player the dice indicate will throw the dice again and cut his/her wall by the indicated number. From that number of tiles from right to left, count 7 (14 tiles) These are the "dead tiles" or "wang tiles", if you prefer. They will not be used in the game in this variation.

Starting from East, take turns grabbing four tiles per player left from the dead wall until you all have 12 in front of you. Now east takes two and the rest take one. East will now have 14 tiles in front of him/her, the rest have 13. East puts one of his/her tiles in the middle of the walls. You can view this tile as "I will not use this tile to win the round" for that specific player. The turn passes to the right, he/she takes a tile from the wall counter-clockwise and puts one tile in the middle. Now you know the plot.

Like mentioned earlier, you don't have to keep your hand concealed; you may call all your combinations from the discards. These combinations will be set aside to indicate your calls. If you called 3 of a kind and pull the fourth one from the wall, you may turn it into a kong/kan (four of a kind). You may also do this if someone discards the fourth tile. If all players declare a kan, the game ends in a draw, but we'll get to that later. Two players called on the same tile? chii<Pon<kan<win. After claiming a kan, take a replacement tile from the wall.

You can also declare a win even if your hand isn't ready and face the penalty, otherwise known as Chombo. This is considered a tried and true tactic if you aren't sure of the safety of your discards, therefore being afraid of paying a hefty sum to a player whose hand you suspect is more expensive than the penalty (usually 8000 points). Bear in mind, people will get wind of you if you do it too often and will consider you a dick.

[[image:Mahjong_table.png|thumb|One can't simply buy a regular table and glue wooden lips, because real Mahjong tables are [[Serious_Business|fucking srs bzns]].]]

===Closed vs Open Hand===
A closed hand is one which does not have any revealed tiles. If a player takes a discard via pon, chii, or kan, they have to reveal those tiles, making the hand open. It's generally recommended that beginners to mahjong avoid opening their hand.

===Abortive/exhaustive Draw===
Certain criteria cause the game to end in a draw, these include:

*No one had a ready hand after the last tile was drawn
*Each player discarded the same wind tile consecutively
*Player's hand consists of 9 terminal (1 and 9) and honour tiles
:You are not forced to declare abortive draw due to this and can go for the 13 orphans super expensive king-sized penis hand
*As mentioned earlier, each player calls a kan/kong
*Four players declare riichi (riichi mahjong)
*Three players declare ron (It's bad enough when you get ronned by two people)

===Ineligibility to win or "furiten"===
Rule exclusive to Japanese mahjong. Otherwise known as "you fucked up" or "pay attention, moron." The furiten state means you can't win off of other players (ron), no matter what they discard/kan/pei, though you can still draw a winning tile yourself and go out that way (tsumo). Comes in two kinds, only one of which you'll commonly encounter in practice: if your current hand can win with a tile that you threw away earlier, you're furiten until you change your hand so that your winning tiles no longer overlap with your discards. In practice, that's usually incredibly difficult to do, so have fun.

The other kind is if you pass up an opportunity to complete your hand off of another's discard. Not win; this is important with open hands that will have yaku with one hand-completing tile but won't (and therefore can't call ron) with another. Declining ron this way (even if you couldn't actually call it as in the previous sentence) puts you in furiten till your next draw. If you pass up a winning tile while in riichi, however, you're in furiten for the rest of the round and fully deserve it.

===Basic Strategy, or: How not to suck===
*Pinfu Tanyao, repeat these runes as much as you can, they spell easy victory. Pinfu Tanyao is your Mahjong equivalent of bread and butter. It is the most versatile hand to collect in the game; you can have an absolute mess of tiles, but just discard the honours and terminals (winds, dragons 1 & 9s) and try to get your winning tiles on a two+ sided wait, and you're golden
*Call pon on your dragons and winds early in the round to assert dominance
*Be sure to strike a fantastic pose, when you ron, to assert dominance
*3-player is for tryhards
*Akagi wins only thanks to <s>plot</s> skill
*Single-tile waits aren't worthless, in fact, they can be devious
*Suji-defence is as real as haruspicy
*Pay attention! You can discern a lot just by keeping an eye on the types and amounts of tiles that have been discarded. Sometimes your opponents think they're such clever, little foxes by having a single worthless wind wait, but you're smarter, because you saw no one discard that single tile, why? cause you were paying attention!
*Be paranoid. Be VERY paranoid at all times, you can be ronned on your first discard by a god-damn Kokushi Musou - in fact, always think your opponents are tenpai, because they probably are and are only trying to trick you into a false sense of security by not calling riichi. These people are evil animals, but you're on to their knavish tricks!
*Regarding Kokushi Musou: Only attempt with 11+ honours and terminals.
*Just don't play Mahjong, you'll never be good with those round eyes of yours

===Actual Basic Strategy===
This will get you started and hopefully good enough to understand the books that explain why most of the tips below are bad/outright wrong in actual mid-to-high level play. Don't take it as gospel.

*Keep your hand closed. The longer your hand is closed, the longer you keep your opponents guessing about what you need to win.
*For dragons and winds, if you have a pair, keep the pair otherwise start your hand by unloading any winds and dragons. Do not kick yourself if you draw a wind or dragon just after discarding one, it happens, but the probability of drawing the wind or dragon you want is too low for you to build a strategy around.
*Once you're out of winds and dragons, assess where you are on characters, bams, and coins.
*If your ruleset allows open tanyao (it almost certainly does) and you're not drowning in terminals after discarding all honors, you can try for that. It lets you call to speed things up just like a wind/dragon triplet does, and 1s and 9s are hard to use anyway.
*Pairs are good; remember you need at least one pair to complete a hand, although your likelihood of getting 3 of a kind off drawing alone is low.
*Sequences are better (in a closed hand anyway).
*You're more likely to get the outsides of a straight than the middle, that's simple math.
*Example: Say you have the 2 of coins, 4 of coins, another 4 of coins, and the 5 of coins. If you have to dump one of them, dump the 2. Why? Because the 2 is only useful if you get the 3, but if you get the 3 then you already have a meld on the 4 and 5, which you can also get from the 6. If you get the 3 or the 6, then you can dump the other 4.
*If you start with five pairs, you can chance going for a seven pairs win. Going for it with four pairs probably won't work but with 5 pairs you're only looking for the sixth and then you're in tenpai and can ron to get the last one on a discard.

===But I don't get it!===
Okay, in [[Poker]], you have different hands that vary in value, right? Now imagine if you won the round the moment you got dealt what constitutes a 'full house' in the game. Now imagine if every hand in poker had a separate value; royal straight flush being the most expensive and a pair of twos the least. After you've revealed your full house, you would get a payment on that hand value either from one person, if he dealt the card you needed or if you picked it yourself from the deck, everyone has to pay a part of the total sum. As a side-note: Every hand in mahjong needs a pair to be complete much like a full house in 5 card poker.

''But, hey. You mentioned something like 7 pairs. What's that about?''

Like poker; you have shit like flushes, straights etc. In Mahjong, they're a bit different, like: 7 pairs (very probable), 13 orphans (0,14% of winning hands), all greens (hitting a bull's eye from the hip), nine gates (getting laid is easier) and 4 big winds (winning a wrestling match against a bear). There's even a hand that isn't a hand at all but requires you to discard nothing but honors (R,G,B and winds), 1s, and 9s, and the game has to end in a draw. Just look up what qualifies for a completed hand in mahjong, discard wisely and get murdered by Yakuza bosses. There's not really much to it.

''Why do you need a lip to play Mahjong?''

Why do you need a shoe in blackjack?

==Into the types of Mahjong==
Like all card games, there's more than one way to play Mahjong. Here are the most played variations.

*Japanese Riichi: Arguably, the most popular form of Mahjong (at least on 4chan). Mainly due to its [[manga|mango]] influence. This variation is very clinical compared to the other versions. For example: Whereas in Chinese mahjong, where the discard pile is shared among players, and tiles are simply tossed in, in Japanese mahjong, due to the addition of the furiten rule and it's importance in the game, each player has their own neatly arranged discard pile.

There is also the 'dora', or a bonus tile which gives an extra point per each you have in your winning hand. The dora is one number after the dora indicator, which is flipped in the dead wall. 4 pin for the dora indicator means 5 pin for the dora, so on.

The main difference between other forms and riichi is the "riichi rule". Riichi (Or "reach" for amerifats) is when a player is one tile away from winning the round, has not called any tile (closed hand), and decides to place a bet of 1000 points on the table, while slamming a tile on the table and proclaiming loudly: 'Riichi'. The player cannot alter his hand any further after this. You don't have to do this; but keep in mind that a hand has to adhere to specific criteria in order for it to be a qualified hand, and riichi satisfies all of them.

If you think declaring your ass Riichi sounds too risky; the easiest qualified hands are: A triplet of dragons, your seat wind or east wind. With these, you only need to collect a set of the non-numbered tiles and not worry about what your other runs look like.

Both furiten and riichi are especially important since with the exception of self draw wins, the one who feeds the winner pays in full, and thus 'defending' or 'folding' by playing tiles that you know the opponent cannot win on is an essential part of the game. Riichi'd players are easier to defend against due to the fact that you know they're about to win, and they can't change their waits.

*Washizu: This is a variation riichi from the [[Manga|Arawak indian stick and pantomime theatre show]] Akagi, which uses a special Washizu set of mahjong tiles. What makes it special is the fact that 3/4 of the tiles are transparent, so players are able to see each-others' hands. Because of this transparency, walls are not made but, instead, tiles are drawn from a pouch, while wearing leather gloves so the players are unable to feel the tile value. Whether you want to play this with the blood machine or not is up to the group.

*Hong Kong: Tiles are tossed in the center willy-nilly and the furiten rule is absent. Everyone pays even if they are not the one to feed the winner, which means being passive will lead you to bleeding out. Having a hand that actually scores points is optional for declaring a win. It can also be played with straight discards.

*American: Same as classic, but contains flower as well as "joker tiles". Joker tiles act as wild cards, because "muh poker". Was a huge, huge hit in the 1920s (the fact that the post-deal tile passing -- similar to Hearts -- is called a "Charleston" should tell you something). This form of mahjong, due to the joker tiles, contains all kinds of madness like quints and sextuplets as well as moronic combinations based on American culture i.e. "Civil War": 18611865 NNN SSS. Due to some odd twist of fate, most American Mahjong players are old Jewish women. I'm not even joking.

*Jankiryuu: Sakurai Shouichi's custom set of house rules for Japanese Riichi, meant to create strong flow players. It emphasizes [[Fist of the North Star|manly]] and exciting games where upsets are plenty, people hate pussying out more than dealing in, and everyone gets to have fun regardless of final placement. Thus, to improve your flow intuition, the ruleset encourages you to make the game harder for yourself and always aggressively push, even for far-away hands and yaku. The man himself admits that adhering to these rules in normal play will make you lose if you're the only flow player at the table. The main rules are:

 * You cannot discard dora unless you are in/near tenpai
 * You cannot discard an honor tile on the first turn; let others get their yakuhai if they want to
 * You cannot betaori (completely folding by discarding safe tiles)
 * Do not break the rhythm of the game (instant discards, don't spend more than a second on your turn)
 * No suji-cut riichi (135p shape, throw out 5p to wait on 2p); traps are for cowards
 * No hell wait riichi (waiting in tanki on a tile of which 2 are already discarded)
 * No tanki riichi except for chiitoitsu (7 pairs)
 * Play according to the situation.

*Shanghai: The Solitaire/Patience equivalent: basically unplayable with real tiles (as opposed to a computer - this mode is named after the video game released in 1986) since you know where the pairs are as you are building the tower. If you bought a damn tile set just to play this, then you are [[Blam|beyond saving and must be dealt with accordingly]]. A great way to render a mahjong player into a raging, blood-crazed lunatic is by uttering the following: "How do you play mahjong with other people? I thought it was a single player game on Windows." A nice time-killer, but do at least try to branch out and give the other modes a spin, for fuck's sake.

===Mahjong clients===
*[http://tenhou.net/3/ Tenhou]: The standard Riichi client for decades; there's an [https://gitlab.com/zefiris/tenhou-english-ui english UI mod] in the high likelihood that you're not fluent in Japanese. Played by everyone from salarymen to tourneyfags, so don't be surprised if you get your ass kicked at first. Has slightly different rules from standard Riichi due to the interface, most notably that you cannot chombo yourself. The English-speaking community uses lobby code 7447 to meet each other. There's an [https://tenhou.net/4/ HD web client] and [https://riichi.wiki/Tenhou.net_client a desktop client] with 3D graphics, if you care about that sort of thing, but getting out of the low-rank lobby with them requires a subscription. They only accept yen.
*[https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/ Mahjong Soul]: a Chinese mahjong client with a full English translation and the kind of "entry-level weeb" presentation sure to appeal to <strike>the widest possible audience</strike> addictive personalities, and an absolutely hellish gacha system for cosmetics. It's still a good and polished client, and if you can stop yourself from obsessing over rolling the perfect waifu or whatever you can ignore the gacha entirely, as just playing mahjong is free. Notably the English region is quarantined from China and Japan at low ranks, so compared to tenhou you're much less likely to get your ass beaten out of the gate by some eleven who's been playing every weekend for 40 years.
*[http://www.ron2.jp/ Ron2]: The official client of the Japan Professional Mahjong League. If you want to play with the tryhards but don't want to get your fingers chopped off with a box cutter, this is it. Free players are restricted to one ranked match per day. [https://worldriichi.org/ron2 English guide here.]
*[[Final Fantasy]] XIV, believe it or not, there were people who signed up for the unlimited free trial of the game just to play Mahjong because a decent online client had not existed before Mahjong Soul came into the picture.

===Strategy Guides===
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190214211235/http://riichi.dynaman.net/RiichiBooks/RiichiBook1.pdf Riichi Book 1]. A Riichi strategy guide, written by a Japanese guy who emigrated to Europe and wanted to help his gaijin friends get better. Lots of interesting tidbits if you want to get into the real meat of the game.
*[https://repo.riichi.moe/guides/newfren-readme.html#howplay /vg/ newfaggot pastebin]: contains lots of video tutorials, guides and training tools.

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