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{{Heresy}} {{WTF}} {{Sick|Vore planet}} [[File:Planet Oliensis (Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2).jpg|x200px|thumb|right|Looks more like a giant ball of shit than an obese man. [[/d/|Guess Slaanesh got his/her/its fetishes mixed up]].]] '''Oliensis''' was one of many weird shit the Space Marines of Abyssal Crusade had encountered. It was a [[Neckbeard|planet-size fat dude]] curled into a fetal position floating in space due to Slaaneshi fuckery. Only [[Slaanesh]] knows what he/she/it had done to that guy ages past. The planet was home to many Slaanesh followers such as Slaaneshi Daemons and hedonistic Beastmen. It was also a Noise Marines stronghold, where its base is located [[Wat|inside the planet-sized man's pores.]] ==History== In the Abyssal Crusade of M37, '''The Sentinels''' Chapter invaded Oliensis to cleanse out all its fucking heretics, but they woke up the planet dude who then proceeds to [[FATAL|devour every Sentinels,]] like something out of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|DeviantArt vore fanfic.]] The Sentinels were eventually forced to resort to cannibalism to survive, ultimately reemerging as the corrupted '''[[Corpus Brethren]]'''. ==How did this planet even existed?== Like all [[Daemon World]] existed of course! The [[Warp]]'s environment defy all sense of logics so anything could happen! As for official explanations however, there were none. In theory however, it could be something interesting like:</br> *The guy was probably a Slaanesh cultist or a Chaos Space Marine with vore fetish. When he earned enough favor to ascended himself into Daemonhood, he asked Slaanesh to help him achieve the maximum potential of his sick fetish instead of becoming a [[Daemon Prince]]. *The guy was a Slaanesh Daemon Prince with vore fetish who owns a [[Daemon World]]. He transformed the planet to his liking then possessed it, turning himself into a perverted obese [[/co/|Galactus]] floating in the warp. *One day, Slaanesh was bored so he/she/it used his/her/it's power to change a lifeless rock into a sentient obese man with vore fetishes. *Long ago, some foolish king or warlord <s>with a vore fetish</s> sacrificed many to Slaanesh and ask him/her/it to turn himself into the most powerful man ever existed. This is the result. ==Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2== Oliensis made its debut graphical appearance in the game and it was <s>GLORIOUS</s> {{BLAM|BLAM! HERESY!!}} {{40k-Planets}} [[Category:Chaos]]
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