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[[Image:Rage-a.jpg|thumb|The famous Rageface]] '''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...''' Rage is the most important fuel on which the [[neckbeard]] runs (with [[meatbread]] coming at a close second), and the only way to get his share of rage is to grapple the [[troll]] whenever he appears on /tg/. Here is a summary of the things /tg/ hates and the most common sources of trolling. Sometimes known as Raeg, never to be confused with [[Commissar Raege|Raege]], or there '''will''' be rage. Also, this has nothing to do with that rather fun 2011 video game. ==Things that /tg/ Loves to Hate== * [[/tg/]] * [[1d4chan]] * [[4chan]] ** Anonymous ** [[/b/|/b/tards]] ** [[/tg/|Itself]] *** [[Neckbeards|Fatbeards]] * The Alphabet * [[Avatar]] ** James Cameron's idea of a furry vs human world ** Ridiculous premise ** Plot holes so big you could walk through them ** Furries(see below) * ''[[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]'' * [[C.S.Goto|A CERTAIN MUTILATOR OF INK AND PAPER WHO HAS A RAGING CHUBBY FOR MULTILAZORS AND FLUFF-MUTILATION]] * [[Chakat]]s * <s>Chris-Chan</s> {{BLAM}} {{Blam| NOPE!}} * [[/d/M]]s * [[Dawn of War 2]]'s Multiplayer Mode outside of [[Last Stand]] * [[Derp]] * [[Drizzt]] * [[Drowtales]] * Dungeons and Dragons; all editions, but especially [[Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition|Third Edition]] and [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition|4th Edition]] ** [[Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition]] *** People who hate said Fourth Edition *** People who like said Fourth Edition *** World of Warcraft clone *** Removes the versatility/complexity of 3.5 ** People who complain when the biggest problem of the last edition got fixed * ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'' ** Graphic tileset ''Dwarf Fortress'' ** ASCII ''Dwarf Fortress'' * [[Dwarves]] * [[Elves]] * Emoticons * Everything * Existence * Ex-Sharran emo/goth [[elves|elves]] seeking [[Dark Angels|redemption]]. * [[FATAL]] ** Overly complicated ** [[wizard|Wizards]] are overpowered ** Need a prestige class to be successful ** Literally runs on [[Dakka]] * [[:Category:Stories|Fanfics/Writefaggotry]] * Fiction * [[Fish of Fury|Fish of Fucking Fury]] *Floppy premises. **[[gay|/tg/ only likes strong and virile, shafts with a strong girth capable of going deepe enough to cause a righteous orgasm and a sticky mess.]] * [[Furry|Furries]], especially [[Flare]] ** [[Werewolf|Werewolves]] * Games Workshop * [[Halo]] (maybe) * [[/tg/'s homebrews|Homebrews]] ** Forcing <the homebrew> on to your players ** Creating your own personal FanFic ** Because a random person on the internet has better insight into game mechanics than a professional game designer * [[User:Imperial32|Imperial32]] * ITV * [[Jokaero]] ** Mainly the barrel of monkeys * [[Kender]] * [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] * [[Matt Ward]] ** [[Robin Cruddace]] *** [[Phil Kelly]] * [[Yu-Gi-Oh|That fucking game]] * [[My Little Pony]] ** Could be [[skub|arguable]], as some fa/tg/uys actually ''like'' it. *** This causes the rest to rage hard enough to make up for the loss. ****Hey, if its popular enough to be parodied by famous internet people like the nostalgia critic, it must have some merits, right? {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|One could make the same argument for Twilight, heretic.}} * Nothing * [[Orc|Orcs]] * [[Ork|Orks]] * <strike>[[Skub]]</strike> * The [[Star Trek]] reboot. ** J. J. Abrams's lens-flare faggotry ** J. J. Abrams fucking remorseless destruction one of the 3 founding worlds * ''[[StarCraft]]'' * Steven Universe * [[Fags of 4chan|Tripfags]] * ''[[Order of the Stick]]'' ** The art is shitty. ** Even if the art is done on purpose, it's still shitty. ** Where are the jokes? ** Wall of Text/WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS ** The story sucks [and, implied, that this doesn't make up for shitty art/no joke] * [[Page 42]] * Reality * Quests, and those participating in them. * [[RPG|Roleplayers]] * [[RPG|Rollplayers]] * [[Suptg]] * [[RPG|Tabletop]] [[Wargame|Games]] * [[That Guy]] * The End Times ** '''''YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! SIGMAR DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!! ''''' * [[Lord of the Rings#Amazon.27s_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Rings_of_Power|The Rings of Power]] * [[Troll]]s * ''Twilight'' * [[/v/|Video games]] * [[Weeaboo]]s * ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' ** Expensive figurines ** [[C.S. Goto|Multilasers]] ** [[Matt Ward|Matt Fucking Ward]] ** [[loli|Kids]] obsessed with [[Space Marines|SPEESH MAREEENS]] ** the death company ** Ultramarines ** Primaris ** Primaris Crusader Squads * [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] **People who hate said AoS (WAAC faggots) **People who like said AoS (GW shills) * [[Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay]] 3rd Edition ** Special Dice ** <s>It's a Damned Card Game</s> <s>No it isn't. Fuck you. </s> Yes it is. * [[WARMACHINE]] * [[-4 Str|Women]] * [[WoD]] * [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] * You **Especially You *Matt Ward ==Gallery== <gallery> Image:Rage-b.jpg Image:Rage-c.jpg Image:CUP OF RAGE.jpg Image:Blurage.png Image:Redrage.png Image:MustNotRage.jpg Image:Pcrageblue.jpg Image:Blueragelow.jpg Image:Vegetarage.jpg Image:Altrageface.jpg Image:Screamrage.jpg Image:Derprage.png Image:Grouprage.jpg Image:Smileyrage.png Image:Atomicrage.png Image:Ragearab.jpg Image:Ffffffffff.png Image:Neckbeardrage.gif Image:Kirbyrage.png Image:ARGH.jpg Image:FATRAGE.jpg Image:Rage doom tv.jpg|[[Rip and tear|Rage and TV!]] Image:Incoming rage.jpg Image:Diglet rage.jpg Image:Neckbeard skub rage.jpg Image:Ork rage.png Image:angrynerdrage.png| Image:FIST_OF_THE_FUCKING_NORTH_STAR_RAGE.jpg|As long as the Sun, the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will RAGE. Wait, wrong [[anime]]... Image:Countenance of fury.JPG Image:Endrage.jpg|An improbability: THE RAGE HAS ENDED. Image:emperage.png|The Emperor is displeased. Image:Thomas the RAGE Engine.jpg|ALL ABOARD THE RAGE TRAIN Image:TG's_avatar.jpg Image:Explosive_Rage.jpg Image:Dungeon the dRAGEoning.jpg Image:Techrage.jpg Image:HD-epic-rage.jpg|Now in HD, for the new decade.'''NO THE RAGE HAS RAGED INTO COLOR''' File:Kanaya_chainsaw.gif|[[Sisters of Battle|Sister of Battle]] initiate [[Homestuck|Kanaya Mayram]] shows you how [[rage]] is done. (With a chainsaw) Image:TheresultofeveryTCGgeneral.jpg|http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?/topic/156119-100-reasons-why-your-game-is-awful/ </gallery> ==See Also== *[[Anger]] *[[Angry Marines]] *[[Heresy]] *[[Ribbon]] *[[Skub]] *Not directly related to [[MAD]] but it may a source of rage. P.S: If your Rage can be heard a) on the other side of the Planet, b) in Space, c) in Limbo AND d) by your own Son twenty Years into the Future, then you're doing something right! Or not. Depends on who's at the receiving end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VGZebsmEA Also, read this. Seriously, keep reading you won't be disappointed. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf [[Category:RAGE]]
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