Editing Slaanesh Subjugator

[[File:SubjugatorArt.jpg|246px|right|thumb|And you thought the Lord of Skulls looked bad…]]
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The '''Slaanesh Subjugator''' or '''Subjugator Titan''' is a [[Daemon Engine]] of [[Slaanesh]]. It is infamous for being one of the [[Herp|most stupidly designed]] Chaos vehicles which is a [[Blood Reaper|colossal feat]] [[Doom Blaster|on its own]] [[Death Dealer|especially when]] [[Contagion|you consider]] [[Nurgle Plague Tower|the pure stupid]] [[Lord of Skulls|this thing must compete with]]. This is mainly due to the awkward motion of its combat claws, whose rigid articulation means it has the range of motion of an injured crossfitter in a straightjacket. You may ask what the problem is - Chaos isn't meant to make sense, after all. Well, that ''may'' be true, the problem stems from the simple fact that this thing is almost as big as a [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)|Titan]]. So this means that the claws are extremely limited and are only useful against other Titans, and even then there are much better CQC weapons available than fucking claws. [[Tl;dr]] the claws are fucking useless. And this is without getting into the fact on how stupid it looks, resembling more of a mutated chicken with painful non-rotating weapons that completely betray the aesthetics of fine beauty and elegance of Slaaneshi constructs.

Ranting aside, while the Subjugator may look [[Fail|ridiculous (in a bad way)]], it is not without a few perks. This giant walker is incredibly swift and is able to move quickly whilst still able to use its weapons meaning that it is one of the few super-heavies that can fire on the move rather than needing to stop. This construct is then armed with both titan-grade sonic weapons such as the [[Doom Siren]] and [[Blastmaster]], as well as the psychically-powered [[Tormentor Cannon]]s that unleash the energy within the walker to kill the victims with unbearable agony, leaving their bodies charred by the twisted energies. The stupid looking and impractical claws are called the [[Daemon Weapon#Hellslicer Battle Claw|Hellslicer Battle Claws]]. Oh yeah, and it is as [[Herp|tough as a]] [[Dreadnought]], seriously you would think that something the size of a Titan could be expected to survive a Guardsmen chucking a Krak grenade at its crotch. [[Fail|So much for a Daemon Engine]].

According to [[GeeDubs]], the Subjugator is quote-unquote, [[What|"As hard as it is to believe, it is even more skilled in close combat"]]. Yes, it is hard to believe. Maybe they shouldn't play themselves like this in the flavour text.

*'''Height:''' 19.5m
*'''Mass:''' 1-1.2 kilotonnes; approx
*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx
== Gallery ==

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File:SlaaneshSubjugator.jpg|If you let Pin-Head build his own AT-ST you get this Beautiful Monster.
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