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{{Awesome}} {{/co/}} {{stub}} Every once in a while, something so fucking hilariously silly comes up that it gives everyone looking at it pause. [[Indrick Boreale|Something so stupid, so ridiculous, so insane, that it swings all the way around the bar and winds up becoming fucking]] [[Awesome|awesome]]. '''Snowflame''' is one prime example of this. ==Who Is He== Snowflame is a [[/co/|comic]] villain from DC's ill-starred ''New Guardians'' series, whose entire schtick is that he snorts cocaine and it gives him superpowers, like some sort of comic-version of [[Doomrider]], sans [[Bike Squad|motorcycle]] and rape-urges. He claims to be the high priest of the church of Cocaine, and that it is his god - and that he is the living embodiment of its will. Naturally, he runs a drug cartel. Depending on who you ask he's either the stupidest villain in sequential storytelling history, or the fucking [[Awesome|awesomest]]. There ''is'' no middle ground. ('Both' doesn't count as middle ground.) Gifted with pyrokinetic abilities, he also gains super-human strength, speed, and pain resistance from cocaine use and anyone even touching him runs the risk of get a contact high! And Snowflame's powers only grow stronger the more cocaine he uses. Suffice to say, players of [[GURPS]] and [[BESM]] set about making their own Snowflame-analogues within 40 seconds of reading about him. The story of his glory was continued for a time, and [[Awesome|in excellent style]] as well, at [http://www.snowflamecomic.com snowflamecomic.com], but it abruptly ceased in 2013 after a two year run... Recently resurfaced as Catwoman's driver. Slaneesh deemed it fit to bring back a favorite son. ==Gallery== <gallery> Image:Snowflame01.jpg|Snowflame just did an 8-Ball. Image:Snowflame02.jpg|Snowflame preaches his faith. In combat. Image:Snowflame03.jpg|He's back, baby. </gallery> [[Category:Awesome]][[Category:Stubs]]
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