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{|
|'''Check''' 
|'''What happens'''
|- 
|Alchemy
|It exploded in your face. Take ½ subdued damage.
|- 
|Animal Empathy
|The animal attacks you.
|-
|Appraise
|It is worth something. Probably. Maybe.
|- 
|Balance
|You trip over your own feet.
|-
|Barter
|[[Communism|SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION COMRADE]]
|-
|Bluff
|You tell them the truth.
|- 
|Climb
|You break the thing you're climbing on and tumble down. 
|-
|Composure
|You rapidly confess all your darkest secrets.
|-
|Concentration
|Ooh! Shiny!
|-
|Craft/ Use Magic Device
|It breaks as soon as you touch it.
|- 
|Decipher Script
|The exact translation is  “qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl”.
|-
|Diplomacy
|[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=850 "Tell me your name, horse-f*cker, and I'll tell ye mine."]
|- 
|Disable Device
|You place your finger in a mouse trap.
|-
|Disguise
|You place a big red arrow pointing at you over your head.
|-
|Escape Artist
|You become more entangled, escape DC increases by 1d6.
|-
|Forgery
|It looks like a child using crayons made it. 
|-
|Gather Information
|"Water is wet."
|-
|Handle Animal
|It bites/kicks you.
|-
|Heal
|You poke your finger in the wound and deal 1d4 damage.
|-
|Hide
|You hold up a stick in front of your face.
|-
|Intimidate
|“You’re a fat big poopy head!” 
|-
|Intuit Direction
|You place your hands over your eyes and spin around.
|-
|Jump
|You fall flat on your face. Do not make a Tumble check.
|-
|Knowledge
|It may or may not exist.
|-
|Listen
|You hear crickets.
|-
|Move Silently
|[https://youtu.be/5LovGVrrIuk?t=60 Thor the god of thunder is trying to enter my building!]
|-
|Open Lock
|You break your tool in the keyhole, jamming it.
|-
|Perform
|You are run out of town by an angry mob.
|-
|Pick Pocket
|You punch them in the face.
|-
|Profession
|You get fired on the spot without severance.
|-
|Read Lips
|Like lip reading a sock puppet.
|-
|Ride
|You are trampled by your own horse.
|-
|Scry
|You lose a staring contest with a stone wall.
|-
|Search
|You find your other hand.
|-
|Sense Motive
|"They do not have a motive."
|-
|Spellcraft
|It's magic! No, really!
|-
|Spot
|You spot your nose.
|-
|Survival
|You jump into an alligator pit.
|-
|Swim
|You sink like a stone.
|-
|Tumble
|You fall on your head. Take falling damage +10 ft.
|-
|Wilderness Lore
|You identify the dirt as being dirt.
|-
|Initiative
|You aren’t aware you're in combat until you get hit.
|-
|Melee attacking
|Your weapon flies off in a random direction, roll on a table.
|-
|Ranged attack
|You shoot yourself in the face. With a rock.
|-
|Fortitude save
|You somehow contract a random STD, roll a d6 on the table.
|-
|Reflex save
|You zigged when you should have zagged.
|-
|Will save
|Spell becomes Dominate Person.
|-
|[[Bear lore]]
|<s>It's a man in a bear suit</s> look it's Nicolas Cage!
|}

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]]