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1d4chan>Lolmeme69: /* Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945) */

2023-05-10T23:48:33Z

Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945)

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	They were wrong.		They were wrong.

	In the first year of this period, [[Khorne\|Germany]] and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the Soviets spitroasted Poland (for the fourth time), jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the Soviets are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. ~~[[Slaanesh\|~~Japan]] and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. Japan went and sent its troops into Korea, China, and Southeast Asia to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.		In the first year of this period, [[Khorne\|Germany]] and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the Soviets spitroasted Poland (for the fourth time), jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the Soviets are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. Japan and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. [[Slaanesh\|Japan]] went and sent its troops into Korea, China, and Southeast Asia to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.

	Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."		Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."

1d4chan>Lolmeme69: /* Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945) */

2023-05-10T23:47:43Z

Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945)

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	They were wrong.		They were wrong.

	In the first year of this period, [[Khorne\|Germany]] and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the Soviets spitroasted Poland (for the fourth time), jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the Soviets are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. [[~~Slaneesh~~\|Japan]] and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. Japan went and sent its troops into Korea, China, and Southeast Asia to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.		In the first year of this period, [[Khorne\|Germany]] and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the Soviets spitroasted Poland (for the fourth time), jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the Soviets are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. [[Slaanesh\|Japan]] and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. Japan went and sent its troops into Korea, China, and Southeast Asia to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.

	Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."		Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."

1d4chan>Lolmeme69: /* Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945) */

2023-05-10T23:47:16Z

Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945)

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	They were wrong.		They were wrong.

	In the first year of this period, Germany and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the ~~soviets~~ spitroasted Poland (for the fourth time), jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the ~~soviets~~ are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. Japan and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. Japan went and sent ~~it's~~ troops into ~~the Korean Peninsula~~ and ~~China~~ to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.		In the first year of this period, [[Khorne\|Germany]] and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the Soviets spitroasted Poland (for the fourth time), jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the Soviets are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. [[Slaneesh\|Japan]] and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. Japan went and sent its troops into Korea, China, and Southeast Asia to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.

	Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."		Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."

	Meanwhile, the United States had ~~it's~~ head up ~~it's~~ ass, plugging ~~it's~~ ears and saying, "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOTHING IS WRONG!!". But hey, at least the Brits have Russia on their side! <s>(Wait, didn't Russia attack Poland too, which was the whole reason England went to war with Germany the first time?)</s> Yep, it's [[Axis & Allies\|the evil despicable Axis versus the very good allies]]!		Meanwhile, the United States had its head up its ass, plugging its ears and saying, "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOTHING IS WRONG!!". But hey, at least the Brits have Russia on their side! <s>(Wait, didn't Russia attack Poland too, which was the whole reason England went to war with Germany the first time?)</s> Yep, it's [[Axis & Allies\|the evil despicable Axis versus the very good allies]]!

	Meanwhile, Germany's buddy Japan was continuing ~~it's~~ own world domination and torture spree. Japan and the US engaged in a lot of Pacific pissing contests, and the Empire finally decided that they'd have to fight the US sooner or later, so they might as well kick them in the balls before they know what's what. Pearl Harbor goes down, but it turns out the Americans had taken their balls out for the day, and Japan missed their biggest strategic targets in the strike. Instead of crippling the American fleets with a power shot to the nuts, they just spat in their face. The US dropped into [[barbarian\|RAGEMODE]], entering the war with Japan, and with Germany too because "oh right, those guys are kinda our allies whoops."		Meanwhile, Germany's buddy Japan was continuing its own world domination and torture spree. Japan and the US engaged in a lot of Pacific pissing contests, and the Empire finally decided that they'd have to fight the US sooner or later, so they might as well kick them in the balls before they know what's what. Pearl Harbor goes down, but it turns out the Americans had taken their balls out for the day, and Japan missed their biggest strategic targets in the strike. Instead of crippling the American fleets with a power shot to the nuts, they just spat in their face. The US dropped into [[barbarian\|RAGEMODE]], entering the war with Japan, and with Germany too because "oh right, those guys are kinda our allies whoops."

	The Russians turn shit around at Stalingrad after years of slow grinding retreat. The Brits with a little help from the US take Italy, and set up for D-Day. War wise, it's just a long grind from there to the end of the whole deal. Germany loses and surrenders and it looks like the Japanese won't follow suit. That is, until the US hits them with the biggest ball-busting ever delivered by a pair of airplanes. Thus America showed Japan and the world; If you're going to surprise someone with a sack-tap, you better make sure it works.		The Russians turn shit around at Stalingrad after years of slow grinding retreat. The Brits with a little help from the US take Italy, and set up for D-Day. War wise, it's just a long grind from there to the end of the whole deal. Germany loses and surrenders and it looks like the Japanese won't follow suit. That is, until the US hits them with the biggest ball-busting ever delivered by a pair of airplanes. Thus America showed Japan and the world; If you're going to surprise someone with a sack-tap, you better make sure it works.

72.229.242.36: /* We Accidentally fucked the Economy (1929 – 1939) */

2022-09-21T17:22:41Z

We Accidentally fucked the Economy (1929 – 1939)

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	*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Great Gatsby (Movie or book), The Princess and the Frog (Disney), Chicago (Broadway Musical, or Movie), [[Call of Cthulhu\|The Call of Cthulhu]] (and a shitload of other Lovecraft stories), also the typical time period of interest for [[Spirit of the Century]].		*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Great Gatsby (Movie or book), The Princess and the Frog (Disney), Chicago (Broadway Musical, or Movie), [[Call of Cthulhu\|The Call of Cthulhu]] (and a shitload of other Lovecraft stories), also the typical time period of interest for [[Spirit of the Century]].

	==We Accidentally ~~fucked~~ the Economy (1929 – 1939)==		==We Accidentally Fucked the Economy (1929 – 1939)==
	'''What Happened:''' October 29, 1929, "Black Tuesday": The Stock market shat itself. Everybody gets fucked. Globalization is a bitch, and takes every country down at once. Bonnie and Clyde go through their big crime spree. In '33 that German guy with a book is appointed as chancellor of the Reichstag. Apparently he figured out that a tiny coup is the wrong way to take over a country. He manages to get Germany to recover from all that economy stuff... even though everybody else was recovering at about the same time and really his influence on the matter is pretty much incidental. LZ 129 Hindenburg has a fatal crash at Lakehurst Naval Air Station, effectively ending the era of airships (The Nazis would continue to use them for military purposes through Shit Sandwich 2, but that's about it). By the end of this era, Germany would annex Austria and Czechoslovakia, setting the stage for the next big pile of Dung on Rye.		'''What Happened:''' October 29, 1929, "Black Tuesday": The Stock market shat itself. Everybody gets fucked. Globalization is a bitch, and takes every country down at once. Bonnie and Clyde go through their big crime spree. In '33 that German guy with a book is appointed as chancellor of the Reichstag. Apparently he figured out that a tiny coup is the wrong way to take over a country. He manages to get Germany to recover from all that economy stuff... even though everybody else was recovering at about the same time and really his influence on the matter is pretty much incidental. LZ 129 Hindenburg has a fatal crash at Lakehurst Naval Air Station, effectively ending the era of airships (The Nazis would continue to use them for military purposes through Shit Sandwich 2, but that's about it). By the end of this era, Germany would annex Austria and Czechoslovakia, setting the stage for the next big pile of Dung on Rye.
	*'''Themes to Use:''' Despair, Desperation, but also tenacity, and perhaps even a touch of [[Humanity Fuck Yeah]], as we survive some truly shitty times. A good setting for games about a group of criminals or gangsters. If you want historically accurate airship shenanigans, this is about your last chance. Later on, there's a lot of tension building in the world as Germany starts to rise back up. Still, most of this tension is meta. We know what's just around the corner. Again, foreshadowing the war to come is practically required.		*'''Themes to Use:''' Despair, Desperation, but also tenacity, and perhaps even a touch of [[Humanity Fuck Yeah]], as we survive some truly shitty times. A good setting for games about a group of criminals or gangsters. If you want historically accurate airship shenanigans, this is about your last chance. Later on, there's a lot of tension building in the world as Germany starts to rise back up. Still, most of this tension is meta. We know what's just around the corner. Again, foreshadowing the war to come is practically required.

72.229.242.36: /* We Accidentally the Economy (1929 – 1939) */ Feel like this was a typo

2022-09-21T17:22:29Z

We Accidentally the Economy (1929 – 1939): Feel like this was a typo

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	*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Great Gatsby (Movie or book), The Princess and the Frog (Disney), Chicago (Broadway Musical, or Movie), [[Call of Cthulhu\|The Call of Cthulhu]] (and a shitload of other Lovecraft stories), also the typical time period of interest for [[Spirit of the Century]].		*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Great Gatsby (Movie or book), The Princess and the Frog (Disney), Chicago (Broadway Musical, or Movie), [[Call of Cthulhu\|The Call of Cthulhu]] (and a shitload of other Lovecraft stories), also the typical time period of interest for [[Spirit of the Century]].

	==We Accidentally the Economy (1929 – 1939)==		==We Accidentally fucked the Economy (1929 – 1939)==
	'''What Happened:''' October 29, 1929, "Black Tuesday": The Stock market shat itself. Everybody gets fucked. Globalization is a bitch, and takes every country down at once. Bonnie and Clyde go through their big crime spree. In '33 that German guy with a book is appointed as chancellor of the Reichstag. Apparently he figured out that a tiny coup is the wrong way to take over a country. He manages to get Germany to recover from all that economy stuff... even though everybody else was recovering at about the same time and really his influence on the matter is pretty much incidental. LZ 129 Hindenburg has a fatal crash at Lakehurst Naval Air Station, effectively ending the era of airships (The Nazis would continue to use them for military purposes through Shit Sandwich 2, but that's about it). By the end of this era, Germany would annex Austria and Czechoslovakia, setting the stage for the next big pile of Dung on Rye.		'''What Happened:''' October 29, 1929, "Black Tuesday": The Stock market shat itself. Everybody gets fucked. Globalization is a bitch, and takes every country down at once. Bonnie and Clyde go through their big crime spree. In '33 that German guy with a book is appointed as chancellor of the Reichstag. Apparently he figured out that a tiny coup is the wrong way to take over a country. He manages to get Germany to recover from all that economy stuff... even though everybody else was recovering at about the same time and really his influence on the matter is pretty much incidental. LZ 129 Hindenburg has a fatal crash at Lakehurst Naval Air Station, effectively ending the era of airships (The Nazis would continue to use them for military purposes through Shit Sandwich 2, but that's about it). By the end of this era, Germany would annex Austria and Czechoslovakia, setting the stage for the next big pile of Dung on Rye.
	*'''Themes to Use:''' Despair, Desperation, but also tenacity, and perhaps even a touch of [[Humanity Fuck Yeah]], as we survive some truly shitty times. A good setting for games about a group of criminals or gangsters. If you want historically accurate airship shenanigans, this is about your last chance. Later on, there's a lot of tension building in the world as Germany starts to rise back up. Still, most of this tension is meta. We know what's just around the corner. Again, foreshadowing the war to come is practically required.		*'''Themes to Use:''' Despair, Desperation, but also tenacity, and perhaps even a touch of [[Humanity Fuck Yeah]], as we survive some truly shitty times. A good setting for games about a group of criminals or gangsters. If you want historically accurate airship shenanigans, this is about your last chance. Later on, there's a lot of tension building in the world as Germany starts to rise back up. Still, most of this tension is meta. We know what's just around the corner. Again, foreshadowing the war to come is practically required.

1d4chan>Alumno Alumno: /* The (Suspiciously Familiar) End of History (1989–Present) */

2021-05-25T12:58:07Z

The (Suspiciously Familiar) End of History (1989–Present)

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	==The (Suspiciously Familiar) End of History (1989–Present)==		==The (Suspiciously Familiar) End of History (1989–Present)==
	*'''What Happened:''' Soviet Russia finally says "fuck it" and pisses the "Soviet" out of its system at the nearest urinal. A whole bunch of [[Skub]] happens that we won't get into lest an editwar happens.		*'''What Happened:''' Soviet Russia finally says "fuck it" and pisses the "Soviet" out of its system at the nearest urinal. A whole bunch of [[Skub]] happens that we won't get into lest an editwar happens.
	*'''Themes In Fiction:'''		*'''Themes In Fiction:''' Uncertainty, with many entities so entrenched in the Cold War world that adapting to the new reality becomes a struggle. Globalization and the Internet result in a lot of new things.
	*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Real life. The only way that you couldn't have lived through this period in history and still be here to read this is if you're a time traveler or something equally improbable.		*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Real life. The only way that you couldn't have lived through this period in history and still be here to read this is if you're a time traveler or something equally improbable.

	[[category: History]]		[[category: History]]

2600:387:A:15:0:0:0:16: /* Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989) */

2020-07-01T20:32:34Z

Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989)

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	==Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989)==		==Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989)==
	*'''What Happened:''' Oh look Soviet Russia and America have got into a pissing match, how fun. But wait, they don't want to actually start pissing, since they're both aiming right at each other! Since normal people don't like getting pissed on, Russia and America are stuck in a stalemate, and everyone's worried about what will happen if someone accidentally pisses themself.		*'''What Happened:''' Oh look Soviet Russia and America have got into a pissing match, how fun. But wait, they don't want to actually start pissing, since they're both aiming right at each other! Since normal people don't like getting pissed on, Russia and America are stuck in a stalemate, and everyone's worried about what will happen if someone accidentally pisses themself. Except since neither of the big two wants the other one to actually do well, they try to break the other’s shit without actually going far enough to provoke a genuine response, or to just beat the shit out of the little guy that lives next door to their enemy and imagine Stalin/Ike/Krushchev/JFK’s face on some random rice farmers and goat herders while we bomb the fuck out of them.

	Except since neither of the big two wants the other one to actually do well, they try to break the other’s shit without actually going far enough to provoke a genuine response, or to just beat the shit out of the little guy that lives next door to their enemy and imagine Stalin/Ike/Krushchev/JFK’s face on some random rice farmers and goat herders while we bomb the fuck out of them.
	*'''Themes to Use:''' Some seriously intense paranoia, espionage but also weirdly innovation		*'''Themes to Use:''' Some seriously intense paranoia, espionage but also weirdly innovation
	*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Fallout (starting point anyway), the earlier James Bond films		*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Fallout (starting point anyway), the earlier James Bond films

2600:387:A:15:0:0:0:16: /* Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989) */

2020-07-01T20:32:18Z

Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989)

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	==Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989)==		==Half a Century of Atomic Dong Waving (1945-1989)==
	*'''What Happened:''' Oh look Soviet Russia and America have got into a pissing match, how fun. But wait, they don't want to actually start pissing, since they're both aiming right at each other! Since normal people don't like getting pissed on, Russia and America are stuck in a stalemate, and everyone's worried about what will happen if someone accidentally pisses themself.		*'''What Happened:''' Oh look Soviet Russia and America have got into a pissing match, how fun. But wait, they don't want to actually start pissing, since they're both aiming right at each other! Since normal people don't like getting pissed on, Russia and America are stuck in a stalemate, and everyone's worried about what will happen if someone accidentally pisses themself.

			Except since neither of the big two wants the other one to actually do well, they try to break the other’s shit without actually going far enough to provoke a genuine response, or to just beat the shit out of the little guy that lives next door to their enemy and imagine Stalin/Ike/Krushchev/JFK’s face on some random rice farmers and goat herders while we bomb the fuck out of them.
	*'''Themes to Use:''' Some seriously intense paranoia, espionage but also weirdly innovation		*'''Themes to Use:''' Some seriously intense paranoia, espionage but also weirdly innovation
	*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Fallout (starting point anyway), the earlier James Bond films		*'''Notable Works Set In This Period:''' Fallout (starting point anyway), the earlier James Bond films

82.3.204.234: /* Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945) */

2020-02-14T23:03:04Z

Shit Sandwich II: All You Can Eat Buffet (1939–1945)

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	They were wrong.		They were wrong.

	In the first year of this period, Germany and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the soviets spitroasted Poland, jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the soviets are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. Japan and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. Japan went and sent it's troops into the Korean Peninsula and China to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.		In the first year of this period, Germany and the Soviet Union sign an agreement to not fight each other. It's totally just a non-aggression pact guise. Nothing in here about us taking over six other countries, nope, not at all. So in September of 1939, Germany and the soviets spitroasted Poland (for the fourth time), jumpstarting the next great shit sandwich. Next thing you know, the soviets are getting their asses handed to them in Finland (Whom Germany was kinda sorta helping out), the Germans are invading Denmark... and so are the British by way of Iceland, which at the time pledged to the Danish monarch. Japan and Italy decide that because they didn't get much play in the last war, it's time for them to fuck around. Japan went and sent it's troops into the Korean Peninsula and China to rape, massacre, and enslave everything in sight. Italy [[FAIL\|became even more of a laughingstock]] but secured a pact with the Nazis.

	Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."		Things seem to calm down for a bit. The French are pretty sure they've got themselves covered, when suddenly it's "Güten täg, Frankreich!" And then there was just Great Britain, alone. Hitler figured that fighting a war on just one front just wasn't manly enough, so he went and knocked on Russia's side of Poland. "Hey, you remember when we lied to everybody about that non-aggression pact that was actually an agreement to share the Balkans? I was lying about the non-aggression part too."