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	\|'''Star-Cage (Solar Burst)''' \|\| 72" \|\| Heavy 3 \|\| * \|\| * \|\| * \|\| This weapon can target up to three different units in the shooting phase, choose how many hits to allocate to each unit before rolling. For each attack that its roll one D6 for each model in the target unit; on a 3+ that model suffers 3 mortal wounds. Each time you roll a wound roll of 6+ for this weapon, the target suffers 3 mortal wounds in addition to any other damage.		\|'''Star-Cage (Solar Burst)''' \|\| 72" \|\| Heavy 3 \|\| * \|\| * \|\| * \|\| This weapon can target up to three different units in the shooting phase, choose how many hits to allocate to each unit before rolling. For each attack that its roll one D6 for each model in the target unit; on a 3+ that model suffers 3 mortal wounds. Each time you roll a wound roll of 6+ for this weapon, the target suffers 3 mortal wounds in addition to any other damage.

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	*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx		*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx
	*'''Mass:''' 15 kilotonnes; approx		*'''Mass:''' 1.5 kilotonnes; approx
	*'''Crew:''' 0-3 crew; approx		*'''Crew:''' 0-3 crew; approx
	==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable rape and carnage]]==		==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable rape and carnage]]==

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	It floats along the ground much like a Monolith, but at a higher altitude. Since [[GW]] never released an official (or unofficial) model for the thing, nobody knows quite what it looks like. Maybe it is camera-shy. Or kills all witnesses. Probably the latter. Either way, it is big and somewhat circular. It has no other weapons besides the star.		It floats along the ground much like a Monolith, but at a higher altitude. Since [[GW]] never released an official (or unofficial) model for the thing, nobody knows quite what it looks like. Maybe it is camera-shy. Or kills all witnesses. Probably the latter. Either way, it is big and somewhat circular. It has no other weapons besides the star.

	Oh, wait, did we forget to mention the star fragment is the main weapon? ''BECAUSE IT IS.'' This monstrosity uses a part of a STAR as a weapon! You see, the containment field on the Æonic Orb can be breached on command, releasing all of the power and fury of a literally unchained fusion reaction in any direction it chooses. [[Plasma]] wishes it was this cool. Not only do you get a blinding light, a burst of raw plasma, and a heat so searing that magma starts to look like ice, you also get a blast of every conceivable kind of radiation, meaning that if by some miracle of miracles you survive your "stellar" experience, you will probably have no totally-intact strand of DNA left in your body, and literally every organ in your body will fail, get cancer, lyse, and/or boil. Not always in that order.		Oh, wait, did we forget to mention the star fragment is the main weapon? ''BECAUSE IT IS.'' This monstrosity uses a part of a STAR as a weapon! You see, the containment field on the Æonic Orb can be breached on command, releasing all of the power and fury of a literally unchained fusion reaction in any direction it chooses. [[Plasma]] wishes it was this cool. Kurzgesagt actually did a video on this subject about what would happen if you brought a fragment of the sun to the earth: the result of there Maths was: ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ldO87Pprc you die]''. It's basically the same as 4 '''Billion''' tons of TnT going off. Set it off in Paris, London melts. Not only do you get a blinding light, a burst of raw plasma, and a heat so searing that magma starts to look like ice, you also get a blast of every conceivable kind of radiation, meaning that if by some miracle of miracles you survive your "stellar" experience, you will probably have no totally-intact strand of DNA left in your body, and literally every organ in your body will fail, get cancer, lyse, and/or boil. Not always in that order. But most likely that would not happen ,because you will die.

	It can fire in a Solar Flare or Solar Burst. The former is designed to [[anime\|pierce the heavens]] and burn through any defense, even the earth itself, sublimating all matter with impunity, in what can only be described as a continuous, beam-like explosion. The latter is designed to bathe infantry and vehicles, turning the area inside the blast into an inhospitable hellhole of heat and radiation so intense organic life boils and pops like a balloon (if not already instantly burned to hot ash) while tanks melt like butter into hot, gooey slag. The only caveat is that the star powers the containment field, so the Æonic Orb must stop and recharge after each shot or risk a total solar breach and release a supercharged, super-compressed star onto the battlefield, permakilling Necron, Foe, the entire Planet it was standing on and severely fucking up the whole star system with its gravity in short order.		It can fire in a Solar Flare or Solar Burst. The former is designed to [[anime\|pierce the heavens]] and burn through any defense, even the earth itself, sublimating all matter with impunity, in what can only be described as a continuous, beam-like explosion. The latter is designed to bathe infantry and vehicles, turning the area inside the blast into an inhospitable hellhole of heat and radiation so intense organic life boils and pops like a balloon (if not already instantly burned to hot ash) while tanks melt like butter into hot, gooey slag. The only caveat is that the star powers the containment field, so the Æonic Orb must stop and recharge after each shot or risk a total solar breach and release a supercharged, super-compressed star onto the battlefield, permakilling Necron, Foe, the entire Planet it was standing on and severely fucking up the whole star system with its gravity in short order.

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	*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx		*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx
			*'''Mass:''' 15 kilotonnes; approx
			*'''Crew:''' 0-3 crew; approx
	==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable rape and carnage]]==		==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable rape and carnage]]==
	To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star fragment, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.		To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star fragment, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.

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	*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx		*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx
	==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable carnage]]==		==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable rape and carnage]]==
	To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star fragment, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.		To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star fragment, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.

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	*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx		*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx
	==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable ~~rape and~~ carnage]]==		==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable carnage]]==
	To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star fragment, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.		To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star fragment, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.

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	*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx		*'''Height:''' 25-30m; approx
	==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable rape and carnage]]==		==So what is this Orb of [[Anal circumference\|unstoppable rape and carnage]]==
	To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.		To put this in detail, the Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star fragment, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it a small ball of even ''more'' fiery death. Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb. The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.

	It floats along the ground much like a Monolith, but at a higher altitude. Since [[GW]] never released an official (or unofficial) model for the thing, nobody knows quite what it looks like. Maybe it is camera-shy. Or kills all witnesses. Probably the latter. Either way, it is big and somewhat circular. It has no other weapons besides the star.		It floats along the ground much like a Monolith, but at a higher altitude. Since [[GW]] never released an official (or unofficial) model for the thing, nobody knows quite what it looks like. Maybe it is camera-shy. Or kills all witnesses. Probably the latter. Either way, it is big and somewhat circular. It has no other weapons besides the star.

	Oh, wait, did we forget to mention the star fragment is the main weapon? ''BECAUSE IT IS.'' This monstrosity uses a STAR ~~fragment~~ as a weapon. You see, the containment field on the Æonic Orb can be breached on command, releasing all of the power and fury of a literally unchained fusion reaction in any direction it chooses. [[Plasma]] wishes it was this cool. Not only do you get a blinding light, a burst of raw plasma, and a heat so searing that magma starts to look like ice, you also get a blast of every conceivable kind of radiation, meaning that if by some miracle of miracles you survive your "stellar" experience, you will probably have no totally-intact strand of DNA left in your body, and literally every organ in your body will fail, get cancer, lyse, and/or boil. Not always in that order.		Oh, wait, did we forget to mention the star fragment is the main weapon? ''BECAUSE IT IS.'' This monstrosity uses a part of a STAR as a weapon! You see, the containment field on the Æonic Orb can be breached on command, releasing all of the power and fury of a literally unchained fusion reaction in any direction it chooses. [[Plasma]] wishes it was this cool. Not only do you get a blinding light, a burst of raw plasma, and a heat so searing that magma starts to look like ice, you also get a blast of every conceivable kind of radiation, meaning that if by some miracle of miracles you survive your "stellar" experience, you will probably have no totally-intact strand of DNA left in your body, and literally every organ in your body will fail, get cancer, lyse, and/or boil. Not always in that order.

	It can fire in a Solar Flare or Solar Burst. The former is designed to [[anime\|pierce the heavens]] and burn through any defense, even the earth itself, sublimating all matter with impunity, in what can only be described as a continuous, beam-like explosion. The latter is designed to bathe infantry and vehicles, turning the area inside the blast into an inhospitable hellhole of heat and radiation so intense organic life boils and pops like a balloon (if not already instantly burned to hot ash) while tanks melt like butter into hot, gooey slag. The only caveat is that the star powers the containment field, so the Æonic Orb must stop and recharge after each shot or risk a total solar breach and release a supercharged, super-compressed star onto the battlefield, permakilling Necron, Foe, the entire Planet it was standing on and severely fucking up the whole star system with its gravity in short order.		It can fire in a Solar Flare or Solar Burst. The former is designed to [[anime\|pierce the heavens]] and burn through any defense, even the earth itself, sublimating all matter with impunity, in what can only be described as a continuous, beam-like explosion. The latter is designed to bathe infantry and vehicles, turning the area inside the blast into an inhospitable hellhole of heat and radiation so intense organic life boils and pops like a balloon (if not already instantly burned to hot ash) while tanks melt like butter into hot, gooey slag. The only caveat is that the star powers the containment field, so the Æonic Orb must stop and recharge after each shot or risk a total solar breach and release a supercharged, super-compressed star onto the battlefield, permakilling Necron, Foe, the entire Planet it was standing on and severely fucking up the whole star system with its gravity in short order.
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	[[File:Relic00068.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|right\|You may laugh for its rather phallic appearance, but god help you if your army actually face this Dong of Merciless Penetration.]]		[[File:Relic00068.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|right\|You may laugh for its rather phallic appearance, but god help you if your army actually face this Dong of Merciless Penetration.]]

	Which brings up an interesting point. There is no way to defend against this rape-machine. Consider: the Imperial Navy gets its hands on 4 Black Stone Fortresses (or Planet Killers whatever). Even if they were able to breach the armor of the Orb, the fragment could resume its original dimensions, swallowing part of the planet ~~orwould~~ fly apart in a sort-of mini-nova and kill everyone. Even in the mild, "resume normal size scenario," the gravitational changes in the solar system following the escape of the star fragment from the Orb would butt fuck even Jupiter sized planets in the system. Those planets that didn't get swallowed would be launched into interstellar space. The only way to destroy it without getting destroyed is to use [[Warp Weapons]] in order to send the sun to the warp and let the Daemons burn instead. Which would still be quite a Story Breaker since only the Imperium, the Eldar, (technically the Orks) and Chaos have Warp Weapons, and Chaos itself won't be keen on sending such a massive amount of energy into the Warp.		Which brings up an interesting point. There is no way to defend against this rape-machine. Consider: the Imperial Navy gets its hands on 4 Black Stone Fortresses (or Planet Killers whatever). Even if they were able to breach the armor of the Orb, the fragment could resume its original dimensions, swallowing part of the planet or fly apart in a sort-of mini-nova and kill everyone. Even in the mild, "resume normal size scenario," the gravitational changes in the solar system following the escape of the star fragment from the Orb would butt fuck even Jupiter sized planets in the system. Those planets that didn't get swallowed would be launched into interstellar space. The only way to destroy it without getting destroyed is to use [[Warp Weapons]] in order to send the sun to the warp and let the Daemons burn instead. Which would still be quite a Story Breaker since only the Imperium, the Eldar, (technically the Orks) and Chaos have Warp Weapons, and Chaos itself won't be keen on sending such a massive amount of energy into the Warp.

	And of course, nothing this awesome could be made by GW (thank you, I was always rather proud of it), even in [[Epic]] scale where the rules for it were released. Necrons rarely, if ''ever'', draw upon the Æonic Orb in battle. It is considered a critical resource by current Necron forces, and only in an all-out war will they send this deathmachine to battle. And let's be fair, the Necrons haven't faced an all-out war since they gobsmacked the [[Old Ones\|Old Ones.]]		And of course, nothing this awesome could be made by GW (thank you, I was always rather proud of it), even in [[Epic]] scale where the rules for it were released. Necrons rarely, if ''ever'', draw upon the Æonic Orb in battle. It is considered a critical resource by current Necron forces, and only in an all-out war will they send this deathmachine to battle. And let's be fair, the Necrons haven't faced an all-out war since they gobsmacked the [[Old Ones\|Old Ones.]]

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	[[File:Aeonic_Orb_Model.PNG\|right\|thumb\|500px\|If there was one vehicle that could be considered as the physical embodiment of [[Anal Circumference]]....]]		[[File:Aeonic_Orb_Model.PNG\|right\|thumb\|500px\|If there was one vehicle that could be considered as the physical embodiment of [[Anal Circumference]]....]]
	A rare and ancient piece of [[Necron]] artillery, the '''Æonic Orb''' is a floating construct built during the [[War in Heaven]] to counter the forces of the [[Old Ones]]. This ungodly beast of a weapon is to a [[Monolith]] what a Monolith is to a Scarab. Why is this thing so hueg, one might ask? Because, my friend, it has [[rip and tear\|really hueg guts]]. The main weapon on the Æonic Orb is, in fact, a ~~star. Not a piece of a star, not the core of a star,~~ [[Plasma~~#Æonic Orb~~\|~~''the whole fucking~~ star~~.''~~]] Not just any star, mind you, the star in question is typically stolen from a particularly disgraced or hated race or kingdom's solar system, relinquishing the planets and remaining population to [[grimdark\|fly off into space, frozen and dark, coasting forever.]]		A rare and ancient piece of [[Necron]] artillery, the '''Æonic Orb''' is a floating construct built during the [[War in Heaven]] to counter the forces of the [[Old Ones]]. This ungodly beast of a weapon is to a [[Monolith]] what a Monolith is to a Scarab. Why is this thing so hueg, one might ask? Because, my friend, it has [[rip and tear\|really hueg guts]]. The main weapon on the Æonic Orb is, in fact a [[Plasma\|fragment of a star]]! Not just any star, mind you, the star in question is typically stolen from a particularly disgraced or hated race or kingdom's solar system, relinquishing the planets and remaining population to [[grimdark\|fly off into space, frozen and dark, coasting forever.]]

	Keep in mind the [[Imperial Guard]] (and lesser militaries) face this thing and [[Lolwut\|still win]]. 40k folks, it's batshit insane all around.		Keep in mind the [[Imperial Guard]] (and lesser militaries) face this thing and [[Lolwut\|still win]]. 40k folks, it's batshit insane all around.
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	It floats along the ground much like a Monolith, but at a higher altitude. Since [[GW]] never released an official (or unofficial) model for the thing, nobody knows quite what it looks like. Maybe it is camera-shy. Or kills all witnesses. Probably the latter. Either way, it is big and somewhat circular. It has no other weapons besides the star.		It floats along the ground much like a Monolith, but at a higher altitude. Since [[GW]] never released an official (or unofficial) model for the thing, nobody knows quite what it looks like. Maybe it is camera-shy. Or kills all witnesses. Probably the latter. Either way, it is big and somewhat circular. It has no other weapons besides the star.

	Oh, wait, did we forget to mention the star is the main weapon? ''BECAUSE IT IS.'' This monstrosity uses a STAR as a weapon. You see, the containment field on the Æonic Orb can be breached on command, releasing all of the power and fury of a literally unchained fusion reaction in any direction it chooses. [[Plasma]] wishes it was this cool. Not only do you get a blinding light, a burst of raw plasma, and a heat so searing that magma starts to look like ice, you also get a blast of every conceivable kind of radiation, meaning that if by some miracle of miracles you survive your "stellar" experience, you will probably have no totally-intact strand of DNA left in your body, and literally every organ in your body will fail, get cancer, lyse, and/or boil. Not always in that order.		Oh, wait, did we forget to mention the star fragment is the main weapon? ''BECAUSE IT IS.'' This monstrosity uses a STAR fragment as a weapon. You see, the containment field on the Æonic Orb can be breached on command, releasing all of the power and fury of a literally unchained fusion reaction in any direction it chooses. [[Plasma]] wishes it was this cool. Not only do you get a blinding light, a burst of raw plasma, and a heat so searing that magma starts to look like ice, you also get a blast of every conceivable kind of radiation, meaning that if by some miracle of miracles you survive your "stellar" experience, you will probably have no totally-intact strand of DNA left in your body, and literally every organ in your body will fail, get cancer, lyse, and/or boil. Not always in that order.

	It can fire in a Solar Flare or Solar Burst. The former is designed to [[anime\|pierce the heavens]] and burn through any defense, even the earth itself, sublimating all matter with impunity, in what can only be described as a continuous, beam-like explosion. The latter is designed to bathe infantry and vehicles, turning the area inside the blast into an inhospitable hellhole of heat and radiation so intense organic life boils and pops like a balloon (if not already instantly burned to hot ash) while tanks melt like butter into hot, gooey slag. The only caveat is that the star powers the containment field, so the Æonic Orb must stop and recharge after each shot or risk a total solar breach and release a supercharged, super-compressed star onto the battlefield, permakilling Necron, Foe, the entire Planet it was standing on and severely fucking up the whole star system with its gravity in short order.		It can fire in a Solar Flare or Solar Burst. The former is designed to [[anime\|pierce the heavens]] and burn through any defense, even the earth itself, sublimating all matter with impunity, in what can only be described as a continuous, beam-like explosion. The latter is designed to bathe infantry and vehicles, turning the area inside the blast into an inhospitable hellhole of heat and radiation so intense organic life boils and pops like a balloon (if not already instantly burned to hot ash) while tanks melt like butter into hot, gooey slag. The only caveat is that the star powers the containment field, so the Æonic Orb must stop and recharge after each shot or risk a total solar breach and release a supercharged, super-compressed star onto the battlefield, permakilling Necron, Foe, the entire Planet it was standing on and severely fucking up the whole star system with its gravity in short order.
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	[[File:Relic00068.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|right\|You may laugh for its rather phallic appearance, but god help you if your army actually face this Dong of Merciless Penetration.]]		[[File:Relic00068.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|right\|You may laugh for its rather phallic appearance, but god help you if your army actually face this Dong of Merciless Penetration.]]

	Which brings up an interesting point. There is no way to defend against this rape-machine. Consider: the Imperial Navy gets its hands on 4 Black Stone Fortresses (or Planet Killers whatever). Even if they were able to breach the armor of the Orb, the ~~result would be 1) at best, the star resumes~~ its original dimensions, swallowing ~~any nearby planet and probably the Navy fleet; 2) the compression causes the star to supernova (If a supernova occurs, a vast region~~ of ~~space will be wiped clean as~~ the radiation reaches inhabited worlds (yes,it would take years to reach other stars but evacuating a hive world would take centuries)); or 3) assuming the mass of the star isn't enough to cause a supernova (i.e. a gravitational collapse), the star would fly apart in a sort-of mini-nova and ~~again,~~ kill everyone ~~(probably in the system)~~. Even in the mild, "resume normal size scenario," the gravitational changes in the solar system following the escape of the star from the Orb would butt fuck even Jupiter sized planets in the system. Those planets that didn't get swallowed would be launched into interstellar space. The only way to destroy it without getting destroyed is to use [[Warp Weapons]] in order to send the sun to the warp and let the Daemons burn instead. Which would still be quite a Story Breaker since only the Imperium, the Eldar, (technically the Orks) and Chaos have Warp Weapons, and Chaos itself won't be keen on sending such a massive amount of energy into the Warp.		Which brings up an interesting point. There is no way to defend against this rape-machine. Consider: the Imperial Navy gets its hands on 4 Black Stone Fortresses (or Planet Killers whatever). Even if they were able to breach the armor of the Orb, the fragment could resume its original dimensions, swallowing part of the planet orwould fly apart in a sort-of mini-nova and kill everyone. Even in the mild, "resume normal size scenario," the gravitational changes in the solar system following the escape of the star fragment from the Orb would butt fuck even Jupiter sized planets in the system. Those planets that didn't get swallowed would be launched into interstellar space. The only way to destroy it without getting destroyed is to use [[Warp Weapons]] in order to send the sun to the warp and let the Daemons burn instead. Which would still be quite a Story Breaker since only the Imperium, the Eldar, (technically the Orks) and Chaos have Warp Weapons, and Chaos itself won't be keen on sending such a massive amount of energy into the Warp.

	And of course, nothing this awesome could be made by GW (thank you, I was always rather proud of it), even in [[Epic]] scale where the rules for it were released. Necrons rarely, if ''ever'', draw upon the Æonic Orb in battle. It is considered a critical resource by current Necron forces, and only in an all-out war will they send this deathmachine to battle. And let's be fair, the Necrons haven't faced an all-out war since they gobsmacked the [[Old Ones\|Old Ones.]]		And of course, nothing this awesome could be made by GW (thank you, I was always rather proud of it), even in [[Epic]] scale where the rules for it were released. Necrons rarely, if ''ever'', draw upon the Æonic Orb in battle. It is considered a critical resource by current Necron forces, and only in an all-out war will they send this deathmachine to battle. And let's be fair, the Necrons haven't faced an all-out war since they gobsmacked the [[Old Ones\|Old Ones.]]