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	==What Is It?==		==What Is It?==
	If <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device Alfabusa]</span> was lazy and decided to abandon his YouTube fame for ~~the~~ nothing but the		If <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device Alfabusa]</span> was lazy and decided to abandon his YouTube fame for nothing but the
	adoration and attention of his fans, this Facebook Page may well be made by the man himself. But that's not the case, the Facebook Page resembles a pre-teen		adoration and attention of his fans, this Facebook Page may well be made by the man himself. But that's not the case, the Facebook Page resembles a pre-teen
	trying their best to draw artwork of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Custodians] and their daily lives in the Palace of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/God-Emperor_of_Mankind Emperor of Mankind]</span>.		trying their best to draw artwork of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Custodians] and their daily lives in the Palace of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/God-Emperor_of_Mankind Emperor of Mankind]</span>.

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	*'''Adeptus Custodians'''		*'''Adeptus Custodians'''
	[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]		[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]
	:*'''''[[Adeptus Custodes\|Constantin Valdor]]: The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.		:*'''''[[Adeptus Custodes\|Constantin Valdor]]''''': The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.
	:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.		:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.
	:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [[Aquilon Terminator\|Custodian Aquilon Armor]] and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fisting with his Solarite Gauntlet.		:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [[Aquilon Terminator\|Custodian Aquilon Armor]] and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fisting with his Solarite Gauntlet.

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Characters

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	*'''Adeptus Custodians'''		*'''Adeptus Custodians'''
	[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]		[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]
	[[Adeptus Custodes\|Constantin Valdor]]: The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.		:*'''''[[Adeptus Custodes\|Constantin Valdor]]: The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.
	:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.		:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.
	:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [[Aquilon Terminator\|Custodian Aquilon Armor]] and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fisting with his Solarite Gauntlet.		:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [[Aquilon Terminator\|Custodian Aquilon Armor]] and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fisting with his Solarite Gauntlet.

122.3.131.131: Thanks bro.

2018-05-12T06:01:12Z

Thanks bro.

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	still lives, when he should be a vegetable, rotting on a golden and ornate, life-support enhanced, Lazyboy.		still lives, when he should be a vegetable, rotting on a golden and ornate, life-support enhanced, Lazyboy.

	Felinids also exist in this setting or this so called "insert-name-verse" since <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device&action=edit there's a different version of them]</span> that exist, and much, much more horrifying to look at. The problem with this version of the Felinids is that they are drawn as obese, balls of furry, and can be easily mistaken for a walking pillow with all that fur around them. Heck, they actually resemble <span class="plainlinks">[http://tera.enmasse.com/game/races/popori these guys]</span> in an MMO game; which can only be wagered to be true. They also seem to have a particular knack of scaring the shit out of <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Space_Marines Chaos Marines]</span> as they couldn't ~~even~~ accept the fact that such <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Furry vile abominations]</span> exist, and they'd rather die than live with these furries around. The artist had taken such an interest in them and sadly, his followers, to the point he had a miniature made out of this character named Fermin.		Felinids also exist in this setting or this so called "insert-name-verse" since <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device&action=edit there's a different version of them]</span> that exist, and much, much more horrifying to look at. The problem with this version of the Felinids is that they are drawn as obese, balls of furry, and can be easily mistaken for a walking pillow with all that fur around them. Heck, they actually resemble <span class="plainlinks">[http://tera.enmasse.com/game/races/popori these guys]</span> in an MMO game; which can only be wagered to be true. They also seem to have a particular knack of scaring the shit out of <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Space_Marines Chaos Marines]</span> as they couldn't accept the fact that such <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Furry vile abominations]</span> exist, and they'd rather die than live with these furries around. The artist had taken such an interest in them and sadly, his followers, to the point he had a miniature made out of this character named Fermin. If you think or even fantasize Felinids as femme fatales, disgustingly furry, and ready to suck that <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Slaanesh Staff of Office]</span> of yours? You'd be dead wrong in this one.

	==Characters==		==Characters==

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Characters

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	[[Adeptus Custodes\|Constantin Valdor]]: The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.		[[Adeptus Custodes\|Constantin Valdor]]: The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.
	:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.		:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.
	:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [[Aquilon Terminator\|Custodian Aquilon Armor]~~</span>~~ and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fisting with his Solarite Gauntlet.		:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [[Aquilon Terminator\|Custodian Aquilon Armor]] and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fisting with his Solarite Gauntlet.
	:*'''''Carl''''': Take Deadpool, tone his jokes down to the point you don't recognize him with his old avocado face, give him a Custodian armor, profit. The butt of jokes, Custodians are bothered in how this guy ended up in the roster and why the Big E decided some douche-bag to even breath. It would be far-fetched to claim that this fellow is the most popular in the page, because a [[Felinid]] somehow managed to win favor from followers in the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Thewarp.jpg Philippines.]</span>		:*'''''Carl''''': Take Deadpool, tone his jokes down to the point you don't recognize him with his old avocado face, give him a Custodian armor, profit. The butt of jokes, Custodians are bothered in how this guy ended up in the roster and why the Big E decided some douche-bag to even breath. It would be far-fetched to claim that this fellow is the most popular in the page, because a [[Felinid]] somehow managed to win favor from followers in the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Thewarp.jpg Philippines.]</span>

1d4chan>Newerfag: Check what I did, this is how internal links work on 1d4chan. Much less complicated than what you did.

2018-05-12T05:27:27Z

Check what I did, this is how internal links work on 1d4chan. Much less complicated than what you did.

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	*'''Adeptus Custodians'''		*'''Adeptus Custodians'''
	[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]		[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]
	~~:*'''''<span class="plainlinks">~~[~~https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes~~ Constantin Valdor]~~</span>'''''~~: The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.		[[Adeptus Custodes\|Constantin Valdor]]: The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.
	:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.		:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.
	:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a ~~<span class="plainlinks">~~[~~https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aquilon_Terminator~~ Custodian Aquilon Armor]</span> and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good ~~fistting~~ with his Solarite Gauntlet.		:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [[Aquilon Terminator\|Custodian Aquilon Armor]</span> and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fisting with his Solarite Gauntlet.
	:*'''''Carl''''': Take Deadpool, tone his jokes down to the point you don't recognize him with his old avocado face, give him a Custodian armor, profit. The butt of jokes, Custodians are bothered in how this guy ended up in the roster and why the Big E decided some douche-bag to even breath. It would be far-fetched to claim that this fellow is the most popular in the page, because a ~~<span class="plainlinks">~~[~~https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Felinid~~ Felinid]~~</span>~~ somehow managed to win favor from followers in the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Thewarp.jpg Philippines.]</span>		:*'''''Carl''''': Take Deadpool, tone his jokes down to the point you don't recognize him with his old avocado face, give him a Custodian armor, profit. The butt of jokes, Custodians are bothered in how this guy ended up in the roster and why the Big E decided some douche-bag to even breath. It would be far-fetched to claim that this fellow is the most popular in the page, because a [[Felinid]] somehow managed to win favor from followers in the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Thewarp.jpg Philippines.]</span>

	*'''Sisters of Silence'''		*'''Sisters of Silence'''
	:*'''''Allaena''''': Silent, speaks through ~~<span class="plainlinks">~~[~~https://1d4chan.org/wiki/~~Monk Thoughtmark]~~</span>~~ and would stare at your soul, angrily, to silently exert her right of privacy; as she suffers through a particularly bad day of ~~<span class="plainlinks">~~[~~https://1d4chan.org/wiki/~~Khorne menstrual cramps.~~]</span>~~		:*'''''Allaena''''': Silent, speaks through [[Monk\|Thoughtmark]] and would stare at your soul, angrily, to silently exert her right of privacy; as she suffers through a particularly bad day of [[Khorne\|menstrual cramps]].

	*'''Imperial Guard'''		*'''Imperial Guard'''

122.3.131.131: Fixed the damn links, also added some info.

2018-05-12T05:20:33Z

Fixed the damn links, also added some info.

1d4chan>Newerfag at 13:38, 8 May 2018

2018-05-08T13:38:26Z

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	[[image:Adeptus_Custardian.jpeg\|right\|250px\|thumb\|The Face of Death, but who are we kidding, ever heard of Pop Team Epic?]]		[[image:Adeptus_Custardian.jpeg\|right\|250px\|thumb\|The Face of Death, but who are we kidding, ever heard of Pop Team Epic?]]

1d4chan>Newerfag: Undo revision 492133 by 62.157.164.172 (talk)

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			[[image:Adeptus_Custardian.jpeg\|right\|250px\|thumb\|The Face of Death, but who are we kidding, ever heard of Pop Team Epic?]]

			{{Topquote\|Fine, I'll start my own comic, with Sisters of Silence and no, brown, naked Custodians."<br>"Kitty, or this so called Custodian from TTS, doesn't exist here, we have a Carl though.\| ''Dave the Skull Servitor''}}

			==What Is It?==
			If [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device Alfabusa] was lazy and decided to abandon his YouTube fame for the nothing but the
			adoration and attention of his fans, this Facebook Page may well be made by the man himself. But that's not the case, the Facebook Page resembles a pre-teen
			trying their best to draw artwork of the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Custodians] and their daily lives in the Palace of the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/God-Emperor_of_Mankind Emperor of Mankind].
			There also, albeit rare appearances, of the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Silence Sisters of Silence] themselves in various situations that are either humorous, or risque; depending on your skin
			thickness and tolerance for such things. The format is simple, drawn in black-and-white most of the time and some instances of colored work as seen in this
			[https://www.facebook.com/adeptuscustardians/videos/303333550199468/ one pseudo-animation the page had shared.]

			The main difference between this pages' delivery of the lore, and Alfabusa's [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device TTS-verse] is the lack of Naked,
			Brown, Oily Custodians. Coupled with the very blatant fact that the Emperor himself, is an actual, breathing, beat-stick-of-doom that is fucking capable of
			obliterating an entire planet out of spite. Non-cannon in its purest form, the source material is warped accordingly to the request of the citizens (people who follow the page)
			and then drawn in such fashion as stated previously. Also the antics in which the characters are portrayed are rather [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heresy heretical] at best and would probably
			turn any loyalist into a bubbling mess once they witness such insanity. There still lies a disturbing fact that [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos Chaos Marines] exist and yet the Emperor
			still lives, when he should be a vegetable, rotting on a golden and ornate, life-support enhanced, Lazyboy.

			==Characters==
			Amusingly, there are characters that were created along the lifespan of the page. Several are recurring characters and the
			rest are rather forgotten or not as popular among the followers, for example, that [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Telemon_Heavy_Dreadnought Telemon Dreadnought]
			in one comic that was uploaded, was only seen once among the myriad of characters that were revealed.
			Some of their names are even in [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Arabian_Nights Arabic]. The characters vary from Custodians, the Sisters of Silence, and the Imperial Guard.
			The three being the prominent ones to be shown in the comics, but there were also [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Mechanicus Techpriests] and a
			[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Battle Sister of Battle] on one occasion. So below is a list of the mentioned and illustrated characters, a word of caution,
			try not to build a complex background story unless you want to go mentally insane with the inadequate backstory these characters have.

			*'''Adeptus Custodians'''
			[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]
			:*'''''[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Constantin Valdor]''''': The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.] So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.
			:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.
			:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aquilon_Terminator Custodian Aquilon Armor] and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fistting with his Solarite Gauntlet.
			:*'''''Carl''''': Take Deadpool, tone his jokes down to the point you don't recognize him with his old avocado face, give him a Custodian armor, profit. The butt of jokes, Custodians are bothered in how this guy ended up in the roster and why the Big E decided some douche-bag to even breath. It would be far-fetched to claim that this fellow is the most popular in the page, because a [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Felinid Felinid] somehow managed to win favor from followers in the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Thewarp.jpg Philippines.]

			*'''Sisters of Silence'''
			:*'''''Allaena''''': Silent, speaks through [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Monk Thoughtmark] and would stare at your soul, angrily, to silently exert her right of privacy; as she suffers through a particularly bad day of [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Khorne menstrual cramps.]

			*'''Imperial Guard'''
			:*'''''Commissar Fermin''''': Offhandedly shot a commissar in the ass to not kill him outright, turns out cowards still die anyway so he should have shot him right in the head.

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	==What Is It?==		==What Is It?==
	If [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device Alfabusa] was lazy and decided to abandon his YouTube fame for the nothing but the		If <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device Alfabusa]</span> was lazy and decided to abandon his YouTube fame for the nothing but the
	adoration and attention of his fans, this Facebook Page may well be made by the man himself. But that's not the case, the Facebook Page resembles a pre-teen		adoration and attention of his fans, this Facebook Page may well be made by the man himself. But that's not the case, the Facebook Page resembles a pre-teen
	trying their best to draw artwork of the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Custodians] and their daily lives in the Palace of the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/God-Emperor_of_Mankind Emperor of Mankind].		trying their best to draw artwork of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Custodians] and their daily lives in the Palace of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/God-Emperor_of_Mankind Emperor of Mankind]</span>.
	There also, albeit rare appearances, of the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Silence Sisters of Silence] themselves in various situations that are either humorous, or risque; depending on your skin		There also, albeit rare appearances, of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Silence Sisters of Silence]</span> themselves in various situations that are either humorous, or risque; depending on your skin
	thickness and tolerance for such things. The format is simple, drawn in black-and-white most of the time and some instances of colored work as seen in this		thickness and tolerance for such things. The format is simple, drawn in black-and-white most of the time and some instances of colored work as seen in this
	[https://www.facebook.com/adeptuscustardians/videos/303333550199468/ one pseudo-animation the page had shared.]		<span class="plainlinks">[https://www.facebook.com/adeptuscustardians/videos/303333550199468/ one pseudo-animation the page had shared.]</span>

	The main difference between this pages' delivery of the lore, and Alfabusa's [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device TTS-verse] is the lack of Naked,		The main difference between this pages' delivery of the lore, and Alfabusa's <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device TTS-verse]</span> is the lack of Naked,
	Brown, Oily Custodians. Coupled with the very blatant fact that the Emperor himself, is an actual, breathing, beat-stick-of-doom that is fucking capable of		Brown, Oily Custodians. Coupled with the very blatant fact that the Emperor himself, is an actual, breathing, beat-stick-of-doom that is fucking capable of
	obliterating an entire planet out of spite. Non-cannon in its purest form, the source material is warped accordingly to the request of the citizens (people who follow the page)		obliterating an entire planet out of spite. Non-cannon in its purest form, the source material is warped accordingly to the request of the citizens (people who follow the page)
	and then drawn in such fashion as stated previously. Also the antics in which the characters are portrayed are rather [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heresy heretical] at best and would probably		and then drawn in such fashion as stated previously. Also the antics in which the characters are portrayed are rather <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heresy heretical]</span> at best and would probably
	turn any loyalist into a bubbling mess once they witness such insanity. There still lies a disturbing fact that [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos Chaos Marines] exist and yet the Emperor		turn any loyalist into a bubbling mess once they witness such insanity. There still lies a disturbing fact that <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos Chaos Marines]</span> exist and yet the Emperor
	still lives, when he should be a vegetable, rotting on a golden and ornate, life-support enhanced, Lazyboy.		still lives, when he should be a vegetable, rotting on a golden and ornate, life-support enhanced, Lazyboy.

			Felinids also exist in this setting or this so called "insert-name-verse" since <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device&action=edit there's a different version of them]</span> that exist, and much, much more horrifying to look at. The problem with this version of the Felinids is that they are drawn as obese, balls of furry, and can be easily mistaken for a walking pillow with all that fur around them. Heck, they actually resemble <span class="plainlinks">[http://tera.enmasse.com/game/races/popori these guys]</span> in an MMO game; which can only be wagered to be true. They also seem to have a particular knack of scaring the shit out of <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Space_Marines Chaos Marines]</span> as they couldn't even accept the fact that such <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Furry vile abominations]</span> exist, and they'd rather die than live with these furries around. The artist had taken such an interest in them and sadly, his followers, to the point he had a miniature made out of this character named Fermin.

	==Characters==		==Characters==
	Amusingly, there are characters that were created along the lifespan of the page. Several are recurring characters and the		Amusingly, there are characters that were created along the lifespan of the page. Several are recurring characters and the
	rest are rather forgotten or not as popular among the followers, for example, that [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Telemon_Heavy_Dreadnought Telemon Dreadnought]		rest are rather forgotten or not as popular among the followers, for example, that <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Telemon_Heavy_Dreadnought Telemon Dreadnought]</span>
	in one comic that was uploaded, was only seen once among the myriad of characters that were revealed.		in one comic that was uploaded, was only seen once among the myriad of characters that were revealed.
	Some of their names are even in [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Arabian_Nights Arabic]. The characters vary from Custodians, the Sisters of Silence, and the Imperial Guard.		Some of their names are even in <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Arabian_Nights Arabic]</span>. The characters vary from Custodians, the Sisters of Silence, and the Imperial Guard.
	The three being the prominent ones to be shown in the comics, but there were also [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Mechanicus Techpriests] and a		The three being the prominent ones to be shown in the comics, but there were also <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Mechanicus Techpriests]</span> and a
	[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Battle Sister of Battle] on one occasion. So below is a list of the mentioned and illustrated characters, a word of caution,		<span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Battle Sister of Battle]</span> on one occasion. So below is a list of the mentioned and illustrated characters, a word of caution,
	try not to build a complex background story unless you want to go mentally insane with the inadequate backstory these characters have.		try not to build a complex background story unless you want to go mentally insane with the inadequate backstory these characters have.

	*'''Adeptus Custodians'''		*'''Adeptus Custodians'''
	[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]		[[File:Carl the Light Drinker.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|From right to left: Carl and a Space Corgi.]]
	:*'''''[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Constantin Valdor]''''': The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.] So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.		:*'''''<span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Constantin Valdor]</span>''''': The Right Hand of The King, or whatever fancy title this guy had, along with the millions he already had etched on his breastplate. The comic series portrays him as that one guy who doesn't wear his helmet. Constantin is stern, with his eyes bulging out of his own skull for some weird reason as the artist had portrayed him as such; he did let off one of the Custodians after finding that said Custodian flirting with its <span class="plainlinks">[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Games prey.]</span> So he isn't such a big, cock-block after all.
	:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.		:*'''''Ramadi''''': Older Brother Figure, is proper, and prefers to be diplomatic at all times. Except when he needs to punch someone in the face to make a point. Also is the boyfriend of Allaena, a Sister of Silence.
	:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aquilon_Terminator Custodian Aquilon Armor] and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fistting with his Solarite Gauntlet.		:*'''''Nunez''''': The only guy wearing a <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aquilon_Terminator Custodian Aquilon Armor]</span> and is forced to do chores while in it. Tedious chores such as escort the payload, capture the point, and destroy the enemy team by giving them a good fistting with his Solarite Gauntlet.
	:*'''''Carl''''': Take Deadpool, tone his jokes down to the point you don't recognize him with his old avocado face, give him a Custodian armor, profit. The butt of jokes, Custodians are bothered in how this guy ended up in the roster and why the Big E decided some douche-bag to even breath. It would be far-fetched to claim that this fellow is the most popular in the page, because a [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Felinid Felinid] somehow managed to win favor from followers in the [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Thewarp.jpg Philippines.]		:*'''''Carl''''': Take Deadpool, tone his jokes down to the point you don't recognize him with his old avocado face, give him a Custodian armor, profit. The butt of jokes, Custodians are bothered in how this guy ended up in the roster and why the Big E decided some douche-bag to even breath. It would be far-fetched to claim that this fellow is the most popular in the page, because a <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Felinid Felinid]</span> somehow managed to win favor from followers in the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Thewarp.jpg Philippines.]</span>

	*'''Sisters of Silence'''		*'''Sisters of Silence'''
	:*'''''Allaena''''': Silent, speaks through [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Monk Thoughtmark] and would stare at your soul, angrily, to silently exert her right of privacy; as she suffers through a particularly bad day of [https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Khorne menstrual cramps.]		:*'''''Allaena''''': Silent, speaks through <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Monk Thoughtmark]</span> and would stare at your soul, angrily, to silently exert her right of privacy; as she suffers through a particularly bad day of <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Khorne menstrual cramps.]</span>

	*'''Imperial Guard'''		*'''Imperial Guard'''
	:*'''''Commissar Fermin''''': ~~Offhandedly~~ shot a commissar in the ass to not kill him outright, turns out cowards still die anyway so he should have shot him right in the head.		:*'''''Commissar Fermin''''': A Felinid Commissar, who offhandedly shot a commissar during his guardsman days, in the ass, to not kill him outright as he was deserting; turns out cowards still die anyway so he should have shot him right in the head.

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