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	- A dragon is coming courting, but the purity of his intentions is suspect. Party can either confront him and try to figure out what this new dragon may want from the village and its beloved Dork, or talk with Dork and try to fill in gaps in her knowledge (she's not a blank slate, remember, but tends to submit to new knowledge no matter the accuracy; he won't get her to believe that she must accept his advances, but she might believe that the dragoness gives an edible gift if she's moved by him... such as a villager).		- A dragon is coming courting, but the purity of his intentions is suspect. Party can either confront him and try to figure out what this new dragon may want from the village and its beloved Dork, or talk with Dork and try to fill in gaps in her knowledge (she's not a blank slate, remember, but tends to submit to new knowledge no matter the accuracy; he won't get her to believe that she must accept his advances, but she might believe that the dragoness gives an edible gift if she's moved by him... such as a villager).

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	== Bloodstained Ruby ==		== Bloodstained Ruby ==

	Bloodstained "Bloody" Ruby is Dork's mother. A ~~cruel~~, ~~evil~~ red dragon living on the opposite side of The Great Crystal Lake. She is not happy to learn about her daughter's new life.		Bloodstained "Bloody" Ruby is Dork's mother. A ruthless, powerful red dragon living on the opposite side of The Great Crystal Lake on Dragon’s Point. Believes that the way of the dragon is one of conquest, power, and riches. She is not happy to learn about her daughter's new life

	In a campaign, she could be the final boss, to convince her that her daughter is a fine dragoness. Or to kill, if for some reason the players hate Dork's happiness.		In a campaign, she could be the final boss, to convince her that her daughter is a fine dragoness. Or to kill, if for some reason the players hate Dork's happiness.

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The Village of Clearwater

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	== The Village of Clearwater ==		== The Village of Clearwater ==

	Clearwater is a town on the edge of The Great Crystal Lake, a freshwater sea. Mainly specializes in trade, farming, and fishing.		Clearwater is a port town on the edge of The Great Crystal Lake, a freshwater sea. Mainly specializes in trade, farming, and fishing.

	When Dork first appeared, there was panic and fear about how a freaking dragon decided to set up shop near their home. As time goes on and more people interact with her, they became more confident in their interactions. Most likely keep their distance unless something they did captured her attention, like the old fisherman just fishing at the pier, or a farmer speaking about a bountiful harvest.		When Dork first appeared, there was panic and fear about how a freaking dragon decided to set up shop near their home. As time goes on and more people interact with her, they became more confident in their interactions. Most likely keep their distance unless something they did captured her attention, like the old fisherman just fishing at the pier, or a farmer speaking about a bountiful harvest.

1d4chan>LagiaDOS at 07:46, 12 November 2018

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	The relevant threads are		The relevant threads are

	http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/62839750/		Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/62839750/

	~~https~~://~~boards~~.~~4chan~~.~~org~~/tg/~~thread~~/~~62923734~~		Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/62923734/

	As this is a current WIP, more threads might open in the future.		As this is a current WIP, more threads might open in the future.

1d4chan>Dzamie: more readability. I fucking hate the "would" tense. stopped at The Paladin.

2018-11-12T03:41:05Z

more readability. I fucking hate the "would" tense. stopped at The Paladin.

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	After watching a musical troupe, Dork tried to craft a makeshift violin from rope and a tree. It sounded awful, but by later using a human double-bass, everyone discovered that she's a pretty good musician! ...though, a terrible instrument-maker.		After watching a musical troupe, Dork tried to craft a makeshift violin from rope and a tree. It sounded awful, but by later using a human double-bass, everyone discovered that she's a pretty good musician! ...though, a terrible instrument-maker.

	Some of her hijinks ~~are~~:		Some of her hijinks:

	- She once allowed a band of goblins into the village thinking they were children. However the goblins were not wearing the proper school uniforms the children wear and she thus had to rectify this. Everytime the goblins try to either eat babies or steal something she is always around to awkwardly and serendipitously turn the situation around by virtue of still thinking they are kids. Farmer Brown was quite amused when she made a handful of goblins forcibly wearing ill fitting school uniforms apologize for trying to steal a chicken. 1 or 2 of the goblins found they enjoyed being dotted on by the dragon enough they stick around pretending to be human children. They are completely terrified of the idea the rest of the village will discover the truth, when it is quite obvious to everyone except the dragon that they are indeed, a goblin.


	- After learning that farmers can just get food to grow from the ground she had the idea to plant "sheep trees". At least she knew that sheeps neeed to breath, but Farmer Brown wasn't happy to wake and see all of his flock's head sticking out out the ground.


	~~- Routinely shoves her head in through open windows and doors to see what’s going on inside buildings.~~

	~~- She can’t easily tell the difference between the humanoid races of the world, oftentimes confusing humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, etc.~~


	~~- She is a fan of clothing in general and pockets particularly, and a cloak with a great many of them is s prized possession.~~


	- On the forests outside the village, she has found some kobolds, that quickly start following her, as kobolds are. After following her to the village, they are starting to cause problems and it's the adventurer's duty to solve the problem.

			* Once allowed a band of goblins into the village thinking they were children. They were not wearing the proper school uniforms, so she had to fix that. Every time the goblins tried to eat babies or steal something, she is always around to awkwardly and serendipitously turn the situation around by virtue of still thinking they are kids. Farmer Brown was quite amused when she made a handful of goblins forcibly wearing ill fitting school uniforms apologize for trying to steal a chicken. 1 or 2 of the goblins found they enjoyed being dotted on by the dragon enough they stuck around pretending to be human children. They are completely terrified of the idea the rest of the village will discover the truth, when it is quite obvious to everyone except the dragon that they are indeed, goblins.
			* After learning that farmers can just get food to grow from the ground, she decided to plant "sheep trees." She knew sheep need to breathe, but Farmer Brown wasn't happy to wake up to see his flock's heads sticking out of the ground.
			* Routinely shoves her head in through open windows and doors to see what’s going on inside buildings.
			* Can’t easily tell the difference between the humanoid races of the world, often confusing humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, etc.
			* Is a fan of clothing in general, particularly pockets. A cloak with many, many pockets is one of her prized possessions.
			* On the forests outside the village, she found some kobolds that quickly start following her, as kobolds are wont to do. After following her to the village, they began causing problems. This is a game plot hook so the party can deal with the little lizards.


	>As the story/campaign goes along, the nature and decoration of the dorky dragon's lair and hoard change to reflect the progress that the PCs make and the affect they have on her.		>As the story/campaign goes along, the nature and decoration of the dorky dragon's lair and hoard change to reflect the progress that the PCs make and the affect they have on her.

	>Clearing a path through the woods to her lair and setting up welcome signs and encouraging decorations.		>Clearing a path through the woods to her lair and setting up welcome signs and encouraging decorations.

	>Gifting her some human furniture and trinkets to add to her hoard of shiny rocks and random knickknacks she swiped.		>Gifting her some human furniture and trinkets to add to her hoard of shiny rocks and random knickknacks she swiped.

	>Getting people to trust her enough to let her move out of her cave on the outskirts and into a barn in town.		>Getting people to trust her enough to let her move out of her cave on the outskirts and into a barn in town.

	>Building shelves to properly display what she's collecting rather than piling it all up in a hoard heap in the center of the room.		>Building shelves to properly display what she's collecting rather than piling it all up in a hoard heap in the center of the room.

	>Actually partitioning the barn into rooms, so that she has living, working and sleeping spaces she can use and show off.		>Actually partitioning the barn into rooms, so that she has living, working and sleeping spaces she can use and show off.

	>As she is taught and learns new skills, the nature of what she collects improves and she can begin adding things she's created herself to her collections.		>As she is taught and learns new skills, the nature of what she collects improves and she can begin adding things she's created herself to her collections.

	== The Village of Clearwater ==		== The Village of Clearwater ==





	Clearwater is a town on the edge of The Great Crystal Lake, a freshwater sea. Mainly specializes in trade, farming, and fishing.		Clearwater is a town on the edge of The Great Crystal Lake, a freshwater sea. Mainly specializes in trade, farming, and fishing.

	When ~~she~~ first ~~appears~~, there ~~would the obvious~~ panic and fear about how a freaking dragon decided to set up shop near their home. As time goes on and more people interact with her, they ~~become~~ more confident in their interactions. Most ~~would~~ likely keep their distance unless something they ~~do captures~~ her attention~~. Like~~ the old fisherman just fishing at the pier, or a farmer speaking about a bountiful harvest.		When Dork first appeared, there was panic and fear about how a freaking dragon decided to set up shop near their home. As time goes on and more people interact with her, they became more confident in their interactions. Most likely keep their distance unless something they did captured her attention, like the old fisherman just fishing at the pier, or a farmer speaking about a bountiful harvest.

	Once she ~~proves~~ herself as eager, if bumbling, nice person, ~~she would probably make~~ most of the ~~people~~ quite fond of her mannerisms.		Once she proved herself as eager, if bumbling, nice person, most of the villagers grew quite fond of her mannerisms.

	== Bloodstained Ruby ==		== Bloodstained Ruby ==

	Bloodstained Ruby is Dork's mother. A cruel, evil red dragon living on the opposite side of The Great Crystal Lake. She is not happy to learn about her daughter's new life.		Bloodstained "Bloody" Ruby is Dork's mother. A cruel, evil red dragon living on the opposite side of The Great Crystal Lake. She is not happy to learn about her daughter's new life.

	In a campaign, she would be the final boss, that She is a fan of clothing in general and pockets particularly, and a cloak with a great many of them is s prized possession. Or killing Ruby, to Dork's plight.

	~~Her lair might or might not~~ be ~~fully made of stained red glass~~, that is ~~made of powdered gold mixed with glass~~. ~~Perfect~~ for ~~a greedy and vain creature~~.		In a campaign, she could be the final boss, to convince her that her daughter is a fine dragoness. Or to kill, if for some reason the players hate Dork's happiness.

			Her lair could be heavily decorated made of red stained glass, colored with powdered gold melted with the sand. Perfect for a greedy and vain creature.

	Ruby is the polar opposite of Dork. Ruby ~~is having~~ a hoard, ~~kidnapped~~ maidens, and the armor of slain knights ~~mounted~~ as trophies/warnings just outside the entrance of a great mountainside red-~~glasses~~ lair.		Ruby is the polar opposite of Dork. Ruby has a hoard, kidnaps maidens, and mounts the armor of slain knights as trophies/warnings just outside the entrance of a great, mountainside, red-glassed lair.
	So while Dork is awkward, humble, passionately curious about human culture,and content with her ~~barn house~~ lair, ~~the~~ mother is well-spoken, greedy, certain about her natural superiority, and prone to extravagance in her lair.		So while Dork is awkward, humble, passionately curious about human culture, and content with her barnhouse lair, her mother is well-spoken, greedy, certain about her natural superiority, and prone to extravagance in her lair.

	== The Paladin ==		== The Paladin ==

1d4chan>Dzamie: Readability and accuracy, up to the hijinks section

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Readability and accuracy, up to the hijinks section

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	Dork ~~(who's real name is Bright Penny or~~ Dorakathen Azurakluzzelenark Nur Zulauknagh ~~according to some users~~) is young red dragoness ~~that~~ tried to attack the village of Clearwater. ~~Unfortunatelly, as a~~ young ~~one~~, her ~~attemp~~ was less menacing and more dorky~~, causing the~~ village and some adventurers ~~to take~~ pity on her~~, making~~ her ~~start living with them on~~ the village.		"Dork" Dorakathen Azurakluzzelenark Nur Zulauknagh (means "Bright Penny" in Dragon) is young red dragoness who tried to attack the village of Clearwater. Being young and inexperienced, her attempt was less "menacing" and more "awkward and dorky." The village and some adventurers took pity on her and let her live peacefully near the village.


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	== Bright "Dork" Penny Herself ==		== Bright "Dork" Penny Herself ==

	Dork is a young, naive red dragoness ~~that~~ came to the village to take tribute, in the form of gold and ~~prisioners~~. ~~Fortunatelly, she~~ was ~~cleary~~ nervous and didn't actually ~~wanted~~ to hurt anyone, so the village~~, alongside~~ some adventurers "adopted" her~~, leading to some hijicks, she being obssesed with~~ human culture ~~helped with this~~.		Dork is a young, naive red dragoness who came to the village to take tribute, in the form of gold and prisoners. She was very nervous and didn't actually want to hurt anyone, so the village and some passing adventurers "adopted" her and taught her about human culture. Hijinks ensued.

			She helps scare away pests (like goblins) due to her size and species, and the village gladly gives her food and small gifts in return. Her size and awkwardness tend to cause problems, but they're generally minor and endearing, so the town easily looks past them.

	~~On the village she mostly scares away the pests problems smaller than~~ her (most ~~of them), being this enough for the villagers~~ to ~~give~~ her the ~~meat and trinkets needed for her service. Albeit~~ she ~~tends to cause problems due to her clumsy size and social akwardness~~, ~~they~~ are ~~usually minor~~ and ~~amusing, so the is easily forgiven~~.		Due to her naivete, most human culture is new and fascinating to her. With the help of the townsfolk, she learns of farming, birthdays, celebrations, riding other animals as mounts (sadly, horses are neither food nor dragon-mounts), cooking, glassmaking, pets, and more.

	~~Due~~ to her ~~naive nature, most stuff we see as normal is mindblowing for~~ her~~, like farming, birthdays, parties, celebrations, riding other animals as mounts (she was sad to know~~ that ~~her riding a horse would kill it), cooking, the concept of trade, homes~~ and ~~pets. Almost everything is amazing to her, in short~~.		Sweets and chocolate were truly astonishing to her and cemented her opinion that mortal folk and their inventions are truly incredible.

			Early in her relationship with the town, her temper and size category often caused problems. One habit of hers is to huffily chomp down on someone arguing with her. Not to hurt them, but to shut them up or at least muffle them. Fortunately (or not, for some vorefags), she doesn't swallow anyone.

	~~Sweets and chocolate~~ where ~~truly astonishing to her, being what cemented~~ her ~~opinion that mortal folk and their inventions are truly astonishing~~.		Dork had a lair up in the mountains, but has since moved into the village, making an old barn her new lair where she keeps all the trinkets the village makes for her.

			The dragoness quickly picked up on blacksmithing and glassblowing. She enjoys both, but especially glassblowing; she made windows for everyone in town after learning how. She even glassed a large stretch of the beach!

	As a ~~child~~, she usually had tantrums that, due to her size and power, can be unintentionally destructive. A few times she has poutily chomped down on whoever she is arguing with. Not to hurt them, but to shut them up and get them quiet. Fortunately (or not acording to ~~vorefags), she never swallows anyone.~~		After watching a musical troupe, Dork tried to craft a makeshift violin from rope and a tree. It sounded awful, but by later using a human double-bass, everyone discovered that she's a pretty good musician! ...though, a terrible instrument-maker.



	~~She had~~ a ~~lair up in the mountains, but she's moved into the village, making the old barn her new lair, where she keeps all the trinkets the village makes for her.~~



	She got her hand with blacksmithing and glass blowing, two things she enjoys a lot. Specially glassblowing, as she made windows for everyone in town after discovering that. Even glassed a large stretch of beach.

	~~She once maid a makeship~~ violin~~, using a~~ rope and a tree. ~~Albeit sounding~~ awful, ~~she tried to use~~ a ~~regular instrument later~~, ~~and~~ everyone discovered that she is good musician, ~~but an awful~~ instrument maker.

	Some of her hijinks are:		Some of her hijinks are:

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	== Bloodstained Ruby ==		== Bloodstained Ruby ==

	Bloodstained Ruby is Dork's mother. A cruel, evil red dragon living ~~across~~ the ~~continent~~. She is not happy to learn about her daughter's new life.		Bloodstained Ruby is Dork's mother. A cruel, evil red dragon living on the opposite side of The Great Crystal Lake. She is not happy to learn about her daughter's new life.

	In a campaign, she would be the final boss, that She is a fan of clothing in general and pockets particularly, and a cloak with a great many of them is s prized possession. Or killing Ruby, to Dork's plight.		In a campaign, she would be the final boss, that She is a fan of clothing in general and pockets particularly, and a cloak with a great many of them is s prized possession. Or killing Ruby, to Dork's plight.

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The Village of Clearwater

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			Clearwater is a town on the edge of The Great Crystal Lake, a freshwater sea. Mainly specializes in trade, farming, and fishing.

	When she first appears, there would the obvious panic and fear about how a freaking dragon decided to set up shop near their home. As time goes on and more people interact with her, they become more confident in their interactions. Most would likely keep their distance unless something they do captures her attention. Like the old fisherman just fishing at the pier, or a farmer speaking about a bountiful harvest.		When she first appears, there would the obvious panic and fear about how a freaking dragon decided to set up shop near their home. As time goes on and more people interact with her, they become more confident in their interactions. Most would likely keep their distance unless something they do captures her attention. Like the old fisherman just fishing at the pier, or a farmer speaking about a bountiful harvest.

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Bright "Dork" Penny Herself

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	On the village she mostly scares away the pests problems smaller than her (most of them), being this enough for the villagers to give her the meat and trinkets needed for her service. Albeit she tends to cause problems due to her clumsy size and social akwardness, they are usually minor and amusing, so the is easily forgiven.		On the village she mostly scares away the pests problems smaller than her (most of them), being this enough for the villagers to give her the meat and trinkets needed for her service. Albeit she tends to cause problems due to her clumsy size and social akwardness, they are usually minor and amusing, so the is easily forgiven.

	Due to her naive nature, most stuff we see as normal ~~and~~ mindblowing for her, like farming, birthdays, parties, celebrations, riding other animals as mounts (she was sad to know that her riding a horse would kill it), cooking, the concept of trade, homes and pets. Almost everything is amazing to her, in short.		Due to her naive nature, most stuff we see as normal is mindblowing for her, like farming, birthdays, parties, celebrations, riding other animals as mounts (she was sad to know that her riding a horse would kill it), cooking, the concept of trade, homes and pets. Almost everything is amazing to her, in short.


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	As a child, she usually ~~has~~ tantrums, ~~that~~ due to her size and power can be unintentionally destructive. A few ~~time~~ she has poutily chomped down on whoever she is arguing with~~, not~~ to hurt them, but to shut them up and get them quiet. ~~Fortunatelly~~ (or not acording to vorefags), she never swallows anyone.		As a child, she usually had tantrums that, due to her size and power, can be unintentionally destructive. A few times she has poutily chomped down on whoever she is arguing with. Not to hurt them, but to shut them up and get them quiet. Fortunately (or not acording to vorefags), she never swallows anyone.



	She ~~has~~ a lair up in the mountains, but she's moved into the village, making the old barn her new lair, where she keeps all the trinkets the village makes for her.		She had a lair up in the mountains, but she's moved into the village, making the old barn her new lair, where she keeps all the trinkets the village makes for her.



	She got her hand with blacksmithing and glass blowing, two things she enjoys a lot. Specially glassblowing, as she made windows for everyone in town after discovering that.		She got her hand with blacksmithing and glass blowing, two things she enjoys a lot. Specially glassblowing, as she made windows for everyone in town after discovering that. Even glassed a large stretch of beach.

	She once maid a makeship violin, using a rope and a tree. Albeit ~~it sounded~~ awful, she tried to use a regular instrument later, and everyone discovered that she is good musician, but an awful instrument maker.		She once maid a makeship violin, using a rope and a tree. Albeit sounding awful, she tried to use a regular instrument later, and everyone discovered that she is good musician, but an awful instrument maker.

	Some of her hijinks are:		Some of her hijinks are:

	- She once allowed a band of goblins into the village thinking they were children. However the goblins ~~we're~~ not wearing the proper school uniforms the children wear and she thus had to rectify this. Everytime the goblins try to either eat babies or steal something she is always around to awkwardly and serendipitously turn the situation around by virtue of still thinking they are kids. Farmer Brown was quite amused when she made a handful of goblins forcibly wearing ill fitting school uniforms apologize for trying to steal a chicken. 1 or 2 of the goblins found they enjoyed being dotted on by the dragon enough they stick around pretending to be human children. They are completely terrified of the idea the rest of the village will discover the truth, when it is quite obvious to everyone except the dragon that they are indeed, a goblin.		- She once allowed a band of goblins into the village thinking they were children. However the goblins were not wearing the proper school uniforms the children wear and she thus had to rectify this. Everytime the goblins try to either eat babies or steal something she is always around to awkwardly and serendipitously turn the situation around by virtue of still thinking they are kids. Farmer Brown was quite amused when she made a handful of goblins forcibly wearing ill fitting school uniforms apologize for trying to steal a chicken. 1 or 2 of the goblins found they enjoyed being dotted on by the dragon enough they stick around pretending to be human children. They are completely terrified of the idea the rest of the village will discover the truth, when it is quite obvious to everyone except the dragon that they are indeed, a goblin.


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	- Routinely ~~shoving~~ her head in through open windows and doors to see what’s going on inside buildings.		- Routinely shoves her head in through open windows and doors to see what’s going on inside buildings.

	- She can’t easily tell the difference between the humanoid races of the world, oftentimes confusing humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, etc.		- She can’t easily tell the difference between the humanoid races of the world, oftentimes confusing humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, etc.