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	The world of Adventure Time is home to several powerful entities that could be considered at least gods with lower case g, either personifying natural forces, or being placed in charge of maintaining reality. Still, in spite of their god status, most of them treat their cosmic roles like how we humans treat our 9-to-5 jobs: most of them are bored of their responsibilities and like using mortals for entertainment/friendship, and if they fuck up, they know they can be replaced at any time by their “boss”. These are:		The world of Adventure Time is home to several powerful entities that could be considered at least gods with lower case g, either personifying natural forces, or being placed in charge of maintaining reality. Still, in spite of their god status, most of them treat their cosmic roles like how we humans treat our 9-to-5 jobs: most of them are bored of their responsibilities and like using mortals for entertainment/friendship, and if they fuck up, they know they can be replaced at any time by their “boss”. These are:

	* [[Kairos Fateweaver\|Cosmic Owl]] - A being that enters people’s dreams giving them premonitions or a vision of their death; his very presence in a dream means it will come true, which has disastrous consequences when he stumbles upon a dream ''he isn’t meant to be in''. Spends most of his time playing [[board games]]. His [[Gay\|best friend]] is Prismo		* [[Kairos Fateweaver\|Cosmic Owl]] - A being that enters people’s dreams giving them premonitions or a vision of their death; his very presence in a dream means it will come true, which has disastrous consequences when he stumbles upon a dream ''he isn’t meant to be in''. Spends most of his time playing [[board games]]. His [[Gay\|best friend]] is Prismo.

	* Prismo - A projection of a sleeping man capable of granting virtually any wish and thus one of the most powerful beings in-universe (literally and metaphorically). He is a cosmic-level entity, but that’s just his job, you know? His real passions are making artisanal pickles, [[Gay\|hanging with his bros]], and <s>probably smoking a shit ton of weed and watching adventure time </s>		* Prismo - A projection of a sleeping man capable of granting virtually any wish and thus one of the most powerful beings in-universe (literally and metaphorically). He is a cosmic-level entity, but that’s just his job, you know? His real passions are making artisanal pickles, [[Gay\|hanging with his bros]], and <s>probably smoking a shit ton of weed and watching adventure time </s>

	* The Elements - The four basic elements of Ooo: Fire, Ice, Candy, and Slime. These entities have always been present on Ooo, reincarnating through the ages in different forms. In the “present,” three of the elements are reincarnated into their respective princesses (Fire Princess, Princess Bubblegum, and Slime Princess).		* The Elements - The four basic elements of Ooo: Fire, Ice, Candy, and Slime. These entities have always been present on Ooo, reincarnating through the ages in different forms. In the “present,” three of the elements are reincarnated into their respective princesses (Fire Princess, Princess Bubblegum, and Slime Princess).
	**The Ice Elemental isn’t the Ice King, but a lady from ''our era,'' who didn’t want to die in the Great Mushroom War so she encased herself in Ice. The Ice King’s crown is a relic from the first Ice Elemental from the Time of Dinosaurs, who wanted to use it to avert the apocalypse of his era, but failed at the last minute. His “apprentice”, Gunter, was left to use the crown, which was programmed to grant the deepest wish of its first bearer. Gunter, who was a half-baked experiment in giving dinosaurs sentience, only wanted to become an Ice Wizard like his Master, turning him into a [[Chaos Spawn\|twisted parody]] of how he saw his master, and [[Not As Planned\|cursing everyone else who would wear the crown since]].		**The Ice Elemental isn’t the Ice King, but a lady from ''our era,'' who didn’t want to die in the Great Mushroom War so she encased herself in Ice. The Ice King’s crown is a relic from the first Ice Elemental from the Time of Dinosaurs, who wanted to use it to avert the apocalypse of his era, but failed at the last minute. His “apprentice”, Gunter, was left to use the crown, which was programmed to grant the deepest wish of its first bearer. Gunter, who was a half-baked experiment in giving dinosaurs sentience, only wanted to become an Ice Wizard like his Master, turning him into a [[Chaos Spawn\|twisted parody]] of how he saw his master, and [[Not As Planned\|cursing everyone else who would wear the crown since]].

	* Orgalorg/Gunter - A cosmic entity on the scale of Lovecraft’s Old Ones, Orgalorg is an ancient (pre-Big Bang) tyrant that had enslaved an entire star system on its own, but desiring conquest and more power, it attacked the Catalyst Comet to gain its power but was defeated by Grob Gob Glob Grod. He was struck to earth, where “the gravity of the planet did crush and compress Orgalorg into a more powerless and cuddlesome form" and lost its memories, but not his thirst for power. Somehow ended up at the Ice King's pet, who renamed him Gunther though he ~~doesnt~~ know why. So evil that he gives Adventure Time Satan chills.		* Orgalorg/Gunter - A cosmic entity on the scale of Lovecraft’s Old Ones, Orgalorg is an ancient (pre-Big Bang) tyrant that had enslaved an entire star system on its own, but desiring conquest and more power, it attacked the Catalyst Comet to gain its power but was defeated by Grob Gob Glob Grod. He was struck to earth, where “the gravity of the planet did crush and compress Orgalorg into a more powerless and cuddlesome form" and lost its memories, but not his thirst for power. Somehow ended up at the Ice King's pet, who renamed him Gunther though he doesn't know why. So evil that he gives Adventure Time Satan chills.
	**In the finale, he picks up the Ice King’s crown, which has been reset to the its primal, wish-granting state. It freaks everyone out because they’re afraid it’ll give him [[Memes\|UNLIMITED POWER]], but he just uses it to become the Ice Thing, [[Dawww\|a cuddlier, friendlier version of the Ice King, because that’s how he sees the Ice King/Simon]]		**In the finale, he picks up the Ice King’s crown, which has been reset to the its primal, wish-granting state. It freaks everyone out because they’re afraid it’ll give him [[Memes\|UNLIMITED POWER]], but he just uses it to become the Ice Thing, [[Dawww\|a cuddlier, friendlier version of the Ice King, because that’s how he sees the Ice King/Simon]]

	* Grob Gob Glob Grod - A 4-headed martian deity that protects the solar system from various threats and other powerful beings, he is worshipped in Ooo where Glob replaces the word God. Despite this, he is actually subordinate to an even more powerful being, the King of Mars, <s> Elon Musk </s> [[Wat\|Abraham Lincoln]].		* Grob Gob Glob Grod - A 4-headed martian deity that protects the solar system from various threats and other powerful beings, he is worshipped in Ooo where Glob replaces the word God. Despite this, he is actually subordinate to an even more powerful being, the King of Mars, <s> Elon Musk </s> [[Wat\|Abraham Lincoln]].

	*Life and Death: The personification of Life and Death respectively. Life is a snake-lady with two intertwined heads, Death is a horse-skulled death-metal gardener; together they run the wheel of reincarnation, where Death sorts the dead among the dead world-afterlifes, and Life is in charge of sending them back into new lives, [[isekai]] style.		*Life and Death: The personification of Life and Death respectively. Life is a snake-lady with two intertwined heads, Death is a horse-skulled death-metal gardener; together they run the wheel of reincarnation, where Death sorts the dead among the dead world-afterlifes, and Life is in charge of sending them back into new lives, [[isekai]] style.

	* Party God - A giant wolf head that floats around and manifests wherever there are parties.		* Party God - A giant wolf head that floats around and manifests wherever there are parties.

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	The world of Adventure Time is home to several powerful entities that could be considered at least gods with lower case g, either personifying natural forces, or being placed in charge of maintaining reality. Still, in spite of their god status, most of them treat their cosmic roles like how we humans treat our 9-to-5 jobs: most of them are bored of their responsibilities and like using mortals for entertainment/friendship, and if they fuck up, they know they can be replaced at any time by their “boss”. These are:		The world of Adventure Time is home to several powerful entities that could be considered at least gods with lower case g, either personifying natural forces, or being placed in charge of maintaining reality. Still, in spite of their god status, most of them treat their cosmic roles like how we humans treat our 9-to-5 jobs: most of them are bored of their responsibilities and like using mortals for entertainment/friendship, and if they fuck up, they know they can be replaced at any time by their “boss”. These are:

	* [[Kairos Fateweaver\|Cosmic Owl]] - A being that enters people’s dreams giving them premonitions or a vision of their death; his very presence in a dream means it will come true, which has disastrous consequences when he stumbles upon a dream ~~‘’he~~ isn’t meant to be ~~in’’~~. Spends most of his time playing [[board games]]. His [[Gay\|best friend]] is Prismo		* [[Kairos Fateweaver\|Cosmic Owl]] - A being that enters people’s dreams giving them premonitions or a vision of their death; his very presence in a dream means it will come true, which has disastrous consequences when he stumbles upon a dream ''he isn’t meant to be in''. Spends most of his time playing [[board games]]. His [[Gay\|best friend]] is Prismo

	* Prismo - A projection of a sleeping man capable of granting virtually any wish and thus one of the most powerful beings in-universe (literally and metaphorically). He is a cosmic-level entity, but that’s just his job, you know? His real passions are making artisanal pickles, [[Gay\|hanging with his bros]], and <s>probably smoking a shit ton of weed and watching adventure time </s>		* Prismo - A projection of a sleeping man capable of granting virtually any wish and thus one of the most powerful beings in-universe (literally and metaphorically). He is a cosmic-level entity, but that’s just his job, you know? His real passions are making artisanal pickles, [[Gay\|hanging with his bros]], and <s>probably smoking a shit ton of weed and watching adventure time </s>

	* The Elements - The four basic elements of Ooo: Fire, Ice, Candy, and Slime. These entities have always been present on Ooo, reincarnating through the ages in different forms. In the “present,” three of the elements are reincarnated into their respective princesses (Fire Princess, Princess Bubblegum, and Slime Princess).		* The Elements - The four basic elements of Ooo: Fire, Ice, Candy, and Slime. These entities have always been present on Ooo, reincarnating through the ages in different forms. In the “present,” three of the elements are reincarnated into their respective princesses (Fire Princess, Princess Bubblegum, and Slime Princess).
	**The Ice Elemental isn’t the Ice King, but a lady from ~~“our~~ era,” who didn’t want to die in the Great Mushroom War so she encased herself in Ice. The Ice King’s crown is a relic from the first Ice Elemental from the Time of Dinosaurs, who wanted to use it to avert the apocalypse of his era, but failed at the last minute. His “apprentice”, Gunter, was left to use the crown, which was programmed to grant the deepest wish of its first bearer. Gunter, who was a half-baked experiment in giving dinosaurs sentience, only wanted to become an Ice Wizard like his Master, turning him into a [[Chaos Spawn\|twisted parody]] of how he saw his master, and [[Not As Planned\|cursing everyone else who would wear the crown since]].		**The Ice Elemental isn’t the Ice King, but a lady from ''our era,'' who didn’t want to die in the Great Mushroom War so she encased herself in Ice. The Ice King’s crown is a relic from the first Ice Elemental from the Time of Dinosaurs, who wanted to use it to avert the apocalypse of his era, but failed at the last minute. His “apprentice”, Gunter, was left to use the crown, which was programmed to grant the deepest wish of its first bearer. Gunter, who was a half-baked experiment in giving dinosaurs sentience, only wanted to become an Ice Wizard like his Master, turning him into a [[Chaos Spawn\|twisted parody]] of how he saw his master, and [[Not As Planned\|cursing everyone else who would wear the crown since]].

	* Orgalorg/Gunter - A cosmic entity on the scale of Lovecraft’s Old Ones, Orgalorg is an ancient (pre-Big Bang) tyrant that had enslaved an entire star system on its own, but desiring conquest and more power, it attacked the Catalyst Comet to gain its power but was defeated by Grob Gob Glob Grod. He was struck to earth, where “the gravity of the planet did crush and compress Orgalorg into a more powerless and cuddlesome form" and lost its memories, but not his thirst for power. Somehow ended up at the Ice King's pet, who renamed him ~~gunter~~ though he doesnt know why. So evil that he gives Adventure Time Satan chills.		* Orgalorg/Gunter - A cosmic entity on the scale of Lovecraft’s Old Ones, Orgalorg is an ancient (pre-Big Bang) tyrant that had enslaved an entire star system on its own, but desiring conquest and more power, it attacked the Catalyst Comet to gain its power but was defeated by Grob Gob Glob Grod. He was struck to earth, where “the gravity of the planet did crush and compress Orgalorg into a more powerless and cuddlesome form" and lost its memories, but not his thirst for power. Somehow ended up at the Ice King's pet, who renamed him Gunther though he doesnt know why. So evil that he gives Adventure Time Satan chills.
	**In the finale, he picks up the Ice King’s crown, which has been reset to the its primal, wish-granting state. It freaks everyone out because they’re afraid it’ll give him [[Memes\|UNLIMITED POWER]], but he just uses it to become the Ice Thing, [[Dawww\|a cuddlier, friendlier version of the Ice King, because that’s how he sees the Ice King/Simon]]		**In the finale, he picks up the Ice King’s crown, which has been reset to the its primal, wish-granting state. It freaks everyone out because they’re afraid it’ll give him [[Memes\|UNLIMITED POWER]], but he just uses it to become the Ice Thing, [[Dawww\|a cuddlier, friendlier version of the Ice King, because that’s how he sees the Ice King/Simon]]

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	* Party God - A giant wolf head that floats around and manifests wherever there are parties.		* Party God - A giant wolf head that floats around and manifests wherever there are parties.

	* GOLB - A god of chaos, mutation and entropy that had attacked Mars before coming to Earth in the series finale. As the cosmic being of pure chaos and entropy, he can “digest” things down to their original forms (which eventually, means, breaking them down to nothing), like reversing the Ice King’s insanity and magic and transforming him back to Simon and nullifying his crown to its original Wish-granting state. He is weak to Music (or rather, its Harmony), though, and just like the rest of the cosmic entities, someone else can assume his role.		* GOLB - A god of chaos, mutation and entropy that had attacked Mars before coming to Earth in the series finale. As the cosmic being of pure chaos and entropy, he can “digest” things down to their original forms (which eventually, means, breaking them down to nothing), like reversing the Ice King’s insanity and magic and transforming him back to Simon and nullifying his crown to its original Wish-granting state. He is weak to Music (or rather, its [[My Little Pony\|Harmony]]), though, and just like the rest of the cosmic entities, someone else can assume his role.

	==Species and Kingdoms==		==Species and Kingdoms==

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	*'''Betty''' - Simon's fiancee. From the past, came to the future because shenanigans. Simon's love for her and ensuing guilt is one of the main reasons why he's so obsessed with abducting princesses. She takes it upon herself to cure him, [[Tzeentch\|but since Magic corrupts ''everything'' in this universe]], [[Not as planned\|things do not go as planned]].		*'''Betty''' - Simon's fiancee. From the past, came to the future because shenanigans. Simon's love for her and ensuing guilt is one of the main reasons why he's so obsessed with abducting princesses. She takes it upon herself to cure him, [[Tzeentch\|but since Magic corrupts ''everything'' in this universe]], [[Not as planned\|things do not go as planned]].

	*'''The Lich''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 The Lich is not funny]. The Lich exists to destroy all life in the universe, and has managed to do so once in the series. A cunning, clever threat, the Lich in every fight immediately focuses on the biggest threat to him and destroys it, and has never been defeated the same way twice. The Lich is extremely manipulative, able to trick Finn and Jake more than once, and is capable of stupidly powerful magic that can corrupt, ~~posses~~, and control those around him. Whenever the Lich makes an appearance, someone has either died, or come very close to it, and for that is considered a very scary legitimate threat by everyone. After the battle in the Cosmic Citadel, a super max prison designed for the worst of the worst of the galaxy (which the Lich destroyed outright in minutes), he was transformed into a twelve-foot tall toddler. But despite the innocence of the newly-christened Sweet Pea, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2k7Jf9xO3g the Lich is inside], patient, and waiting to get out and wipe out all life. Is also voiced by Ron MOTHERFUCKING Perlman of all people.		*'''The Lich''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 The Lich is not funny]. The Lich exists to destroy all life in the universe, and has managed to do so once in the series. A cunning, clever threat, the Lich in every fight immediately focuses on the biggest threat to him and destroys it, and has never been defeated the same way twice. The Lich is extremely manipulative, able to trick Finn and Jake more than once, and is capable of stupidly powerful magic that can corrupt, possess, and control those around him. Whenever the Lich makes an appearance, someone has either died, or come very close to it, and for that is considered a very scary legitimate threat by everyone. After the battle in the Cosmic Citadel, a super max prison designed for the worst of the worst of the galaxy (which the Lich destroyed outright in minutes), he was transformed into a twelve-foot tall toddler. But despite the innocence of the newly-christened Sweet Pea, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2k7Jf9xO3g the Lich is inside], patient, and waiting to get out and wipe out all life. Is also voiced by Ron MOTHERFUCKING Perlman of all people.
	*The Lich is hands-down the most terrifying villain encountered in the series due to a combination of uncompromising desire to end all life while being implacable, strategic and non-plussed in his endeavor, setting a great example of [[Lawful Evil]]		*The Lich is hands-down the most terrifying villain encountered in the series due to a combination of uncompromising desire to end all life while being implacable, strategic and non-plussed in his endeavor, setting a great example of [[Lawful Evil]]

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	* '''King of Ooo''' - Despite what this sack of crap would tell you, he is NOT the rightful king of the world, and is a conman, fraud, and all-around horrible person. In his first appearance King seemed to be a bit of a nutjob, claiming that everything belonged to him by right (including the sun) but never actually pushing his claims or demanding authority beyond the right to marry people, which was actually legit as he had the proper authority granted through the appropriate paperwork. His second appearance quickly disabused the notion that he was a harmless idiot when he tricked Sweet Pea into being accessory to theft by lying about being a kindergarten teacher, and then tried to "take care of him" when Sweet Pea started to tell his parents about his days at "school". The King is on this list solely because he, in addition to being a huge [[Eldrad\|dick]], <s>is</s> was Princess(!) of the Candy Kingdom! He achieved this by taking advantage of a few loopholes and pushing the law to breaking point to become a democratically elected leader, much to Princess Bubblegum's anger, rage, and disbelief. She later dethroned him. He is also made of earwax and is basically [[Neutral Evil]] due to a combination of competence and shere dumbassery.		* '''King of Ooo''' - Despite what this sack of crap would tell you, he is NOT the rightful king of the world, and is a conman, fraud, and all-around horrible person. In his first appearance King seemed to be a bit of a nutjob, claiming that everything belonged to him by right (including the sun) but never actually pushing his claims or demanding authority beyond the right to marry people, which was actually legit as he had the proper authority granted through the appropriate paperwork. His second appearance quickly disabused the notion that he was a harmless idiot when he tricked Sweet Pea into being accessory to theft by lying about being a kindergarten teacher, and then tried to "take care of him" when Sweet Pea started to tell his parents about his days at "school". The King is on this list solely because he, in addition to being a huge [[Eldrad\|dick]], <s>is</s> was Princess(!) of the Candy Kingdom! He achieved this by taking advantage of a few loopholes and pushing the law to breaking point to become a democratically elected leader, much to Princess Bubblegum's anger, rage, and disbelief. She later dethroned him. He is also made of earwax and is basically [[Neutral Evil]] due to a combination of competence and shere dumbassery.


	*'''BMO/BeMOre''' - A robot who also doubles as a gaming console and was originally made as a companion for a little boy that never happened due to his creator, another human and Adventure Time's Steve Jobs (if Jobs ever actually invented anything he sold, and also made nuclear weapons), [[Neckbeard\|never ended up dating]]. The little bugger sometimes accompanies Finn and Jake though he spends more time at the Treehouse. When alone he is prone of doing ¨weird junk¨ like talking to his mirror self or delving into an elaborate fantasy world created by his own overactive imagination (or is it?).		*'''BMO/BeMOre''' - A robot who also doubles as a gaming console and was originally made as a companion for a little boy that never happened due to his creator, another human and Adventure Time's Steve Jobs (if Jobs ever actually invented anything he sold, and also made nuclear weapons), [[Neckbeard\|never ended up dating]]. The little bugger sometimes accompanies Finn and Jake though he spends more time at the Treehouse. When alone he is prone of doing ¨weird junk¨ like talking to his mirror self or delving into an elaborate fantasy world created by his own overactive imagination (or is it?).
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	* The afterlife is a proven fact and consists of 50 worlds with roughly increasing splendor and quality, thus the 1st world is the equivalent of hell while the 50th is essentially <s>paradise</s> Nirvana.. The world one goes to is determined by one's morality or lack thereof although the 50th world is attained by being free of any desire, including the one to get there. Persons can return to life via a myriad of methods though all being complicated or requiring significant power.		* The afterlife is a proven fact and consists of 50 worlds with roughly increasing splendor and quality, thus the 1st world is the equivalent of hell while the 50th is essentially <s>paradise</s> Nirvana.. The world one goes to is determined by one's morality or lack thereof although the 50th world is attained by being free of any desire, including the one to get there. Persons can return to life via a myriad of methods though all being complicated or requiring significant power.

	* Undeath is also possible as exemplified by everyone's ~~favourite~~ vampire waifu and other undead such as ghosts and skeletons, and as the Example of the Lich shows it is possible to "regenerate" back into life though possibly at the cost of regressing physically and mentally.		* Undeath is also possible as exemplified by everyone's favorite vampire waifu and other undead such as ghosts and skeletons, and as the Example of the Lich shows it is possible to "regenerate" back into life though possibly at the cost of regressing physically and mentally.

			==Technology==
			Aside from magic making a comeback in the noblegrim brightness of the 31st millennium there is also loads of technology which plays a role in the story as well. Unlike magic which is quite prevalent, (high) technology is somewhat more limited to a few notable factions. Their techs are listed below.

			*Humans: While humanity did nuke itself back to the proverbial stone age, it apparently achieved a higher degree of technology than that at the time of the show's airing. The most notable of it being holographic displays, cybernetics and robots capable of sentience just to name a few. More importantly however, what embers of humanity did remain were technologically-adept and continued to maintain and develop their tech centuries after the Mushroom War. Thus in the 3000s the Human enclave southwest of Ooo possesses such things as advanced cybernetics and body-modification technology, AI via mind-uploading, sophisticated robotics, weather control, virtual reality/simulation and much more, making them the most-developed people on Earth at the time.
			** Another group led by a Human named Hugo escaped into space and made contact with the Grays, eventually splicing their DNA with them to become Gray Elves possessing a high degree of technological prowess as well.

			*Candy Kingdom: The second most developed nation is the Candy Kingdom, though most of it is owed to Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum's genius. The kingdom is technologically a blend of late 20th century tech available to the general population and more advanced devices available to the princess like the Gumball Guardians. The kingdom is also actively developing it's tech as near the end of the show we get a look at the double-headed Banana Guard glimpsed in the future. By the late 3900s-4000s the kingdom had far surpassed the prewar Human civilization (though possibly not the postwar one) and has abandoned stationary living in lieu of suspended animation in skyscraper-sized mobile Gumball Guardians.

			*Pup Kingdom: Jake and Lady Rainicorn's offspring apparently become the most developed civilization of the 41st century Earth. Little is shown of their tech in detail but their city has what seems to be a space-elevator, they appear to be adept magic users and every pup has a unique power like magnetism or power extinguishment.

			*Aliens: The various alien civilizations shown have displayed a high level of technological sophistication and in the case of Martians some knowledge of magic as well. Another notable alien species is the Grays who live on a giant station in outer space. Lastly the aliens briefly seen in Ooo's 41st century are so sophisticated that they can have casual weddings on platforms in space.

	==So, why the fuck is this on here?==		==So, why the fuck is this on here?==

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	Adventure Time started out as a simple "random is funny" cartoon. Add a grim and dark background to a colorful and funny show and you attract the kiddies and adults alike! The thing most people don't see, though, is that as other shows mimic its formula with mixed success, Adventure Time has actually moved away a little from the pure random, and now big episodes seem to be mostly split into two groups: The artistic (or batshit insane depending on your point of view), and the extremely serious and dark.		Adventure Time started out as a simple "random is funny" cartoon. Add a grim and dark background to a colorful and funny show and you attract the kiddies and adults alike! The thing most people don't see, though, is that as other shows mimic its formula with mixed success, Adventure Time has actually moved away a little from the pure random, and now big episodes seem to be mostly split into two groups: The artistic (or batshit insane depending on your point of view), and the extremely serious and dark.

	For example, after the battle of the Cosmic Citadel, Finn struggles with depression. Yes, the main character of a kids' cartoon has to [[Grimdark\|struggle with depression after losing his girlfriend, having his father abandon him again, and becoming mutilated when he loses his arm]]. Shockingly enough, they actually do the best job of representing this stuff than any other media or cartoon, not overblowing it to shock or make you have feels, but gets to the core emotion and feelings that others just ignore.		For example, after the battle of the Cosmic Citadel, Finn struggles with depression. Yes, the main character of a kids' cartoon has to [[Grimdark\|struggle with depression after losing his girlfriend, having his father abandon him again, and becoming mutilated when he loses his arm]]. Shockingly enough, they actually do the best job of representing this stuff than any other media or cartoon, not overblowing it to shock or make you have feels, but gets to the core emotion and feelings that others just ignore. And on top of that there's (overwhelmingly decent) depiction and tackling of such issues as dementia, abuse, toxic relationships, power & authority, love, cyclical nature of history and when you get down to it even the meaning of life in some regards - all good material to mine for your games and life.

	Overall if you like the silly but also awesome you'll like Adventure Time. If you want something new, edgy and takes dark risks, you'll like new Adventure Time.		Overall if you like the silly but also awesome you'll like Adventure Time. If you want something new, edgy and takes dark risks, you'll like new Adventure Time.

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	The seminal moment that would lay the groundwork for virtually all subsequent events in the AT universe occurs in the frigging Cretaceous Era of Earth when a Catalyst Comet is detected heading towards the planet. The comets always bring forth some (agent of) change which the current inhabitants usually don't want or fear so an artifact - the Ice Crown is created in order to stop the impact. It fails and the planet goes through a transition. Fast forward to the 21st century and humanity nukes itself for unspecified reasons with one bomb falling onto the original comet that bore a being of pure evil - The Lich. This war either wipes out all life or mutates it into precursors of later beings that inhabit Ooo, helped along with the return of magic. About 1000 years later the series proper starts and takes place mostly over a period covering 5ish years. After that the future is not so thoroughly explored (though a spin-off, epilogue of sorts is there too) a further 1000 years into the future (about ~4000 AD/CE) we glimpse the land of Ooo develop into an even more advanced state than the 21st century humanity was with implications that it will fall just as the prior did (though again not without leaving it's own offspring).		The seminal moment that would lay the groundwork for virtually all subsequent events in the AT universe occurs in the frigging Cretaceous Era of Earth when a Catalyst Comet is detected heading towards the planet. The comets always bring forth some (agent of) change which the current inhabitants usually don't want or fear so an artifact - the Ice Crown is created in order to stop the impact. It fails and the planet goes through a transition. Fast forward to the 21st century and humanity nukes itself for unspecified reasons with one bomb falling onto the original comet that bore a being of pure evil - The Lich. This war either wipes out all life or mutates it into precursors of later beings that inhabit Ooo, helped along with the return of magic. About 1000 years later the series proper starts and takes place mostly over a period covering 5ish years. After that the future is not so thoroughly explored (though a spin-off, epilogue of sorts is there too) a further 1000 years into the future (about ~4000 AD/CE) we glimpse the land of Ooo develop into an even more advanced state than the 21st century humanity was with implications that it will fall just as the prior did (though again not without leaving it's own offspring).

	==Important Dudes==		==Important Dudes, Dudettes and Others==
	The show has a metric butt ton of characters (literally hundreds), nearly all of which appear multiple times over many episodes. For obvious reasons, it would be too long to list them all here, so let's focus on the main cast in no particular order.		The show has a metric butt ton of characters (literally hundreds), nearly all of which appear multiple times over many episodes. For obvious reasons, it would be too long to list them all here, so let's focus on the main cast in no particular order.

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	*'''Marceline Abadeer''' - the Vampire Queen, heir to the [[Daemon World\|Nightosphere]], daughter of [[Daemon\|Hunson Abadeer]].		*'''Marceline Abadeer''' - the Vampire Queen, heir to the [[Daemon World\|Nightosphere]], daughter of [[Daemon\|Hunson Abadeer]].
	Marceline is, as the name suggests, a vampire and half Demon about one thousand years old, and is old enough to have lived through the Mushroom War. She is a highly talented bass player who plays amazing songs that are also pretty fucking deep, and are nearly always about her shit childhood in the nuclear wastes, her daddy issues, or her woes at being immortal and outliving almost everyone she knows. Is a very sexy lady who has lost track of her moral code after hundreds of years. She also has a soft spot for a certain [[Gay\|Pink Princess]].		Marceline is, as the name suggests, a vampire and half Demon about one thousand years old, and is old enough to have lived through the Mushroom War. She is a highly talented bass player who plays amazing songs that are also pretty fucking deep, and are nearly always about her shit childhood in the nuclear wastes, her daddy issues, or her woes at being immortal and outliving almost everyone she knows. Is a very sexy lady who has lost track of her moral code after hundreds of years. She also has a soft spot for a certain [[Gay\|Pink Princess]].
	**She was a hero, just like Finn was, in the years just after the Great Mushroom War. Her mother is a human, and how she came to have Satan’s child isn’t explained, except that Marceline and her Mother are both connected to a super-secret lab…[[Derp\|somehow]]. She inherited her dad’s powers of sucking souls, but is otherwise mortal, only gaining her vampiric immortality after being bit by the previous Vampire King.		**She was a hero, just like Finn was, in the years just after the Great Mushroom War. Her mother is a human, and how she came to have Satan’s child isn’t explained, except that Marceline and her Mother are both connected to a super-secret lab…[[Derp\|somehow]]. She inherited her dad’s powers of sucking souls, but is otherwise mortal, only gaining her vampiric immortality after being bit by the previous Vampire King.
			**As previously mentioned after a 1000 years of living and messing around her moral compass has evolved, or just lost some of that magnetism though she is still very much a good person through and through - thus she exemplifies the [[Chaotic Good]].

	*'''Princess Bonnibelle Bubblegum''' - A Gum Golem, newly revealed embodiment of the Candy Elemental, and ruler of the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum (or PB to her friends), is an <s>amoral sociopath</s> [[HERESY\|A JUST RULER WHO ONLY DOES WHAT IS BEST FOR HER PEOPLE]]. To this end, she protects her Candy People with a single-minded determination, fully able and willing to use evil methods to do so, although she will avoid it if possible because she actually has some standards.		*'''Princess Bonnibelle Bubblegum''' - A Gum Golem, newly revealed embodiment of the Candy Elemental, and ruler of the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum (or PB to her friends), is an <s>amoral sociopath</s> [[HERESY\|A JUST RULER WHO ONLY DOES WHAT IS BEST FOR HER PEOPLE]]. To this end, she protects her Candy People with a single-minded determination, fully able and willing to use evil methods to do so, although she will avoid it if possible because she actually has some standards.
	**PB is the ruler of a Police State, with full video and audio surveillance and micro chipping of all her subjects at all times (which isn't as hard as it sounds considering the average candy citizen is dumber than a bag of pop rocks). [[Emperor of Mankind\|Just like some other ruler of his people]], she does this because [[Dark Age of Technology\|she doesn’t trust her creations to not repeat the same mistakes of the past]]. Unfortunately, time is cyclical, and [[Horus Heresy\|she’s only setting up the seeds for her own downfall]].		**PB is the ruler of a Police State, with full video and audio surveillance and micro chipping of all her subjects at all times (which isn't as hard as it sounds considering the average candy citizen is dumber than a bag of pop rocks). [[Emperor of Mankind\|Just like some other ruler of his people]], she does this because [[Dark Age of Technology\|she doesn’t trust her creations to not repeat the same mistakes of the past]]. Unfortunately, time is cyclical, and [[Horus Heresy\|she’s only setting up the seeds for her own downfall]].
	**Despite this, PB sets out to be the best ruler she can possibly be, resulting in a happy, healthy, and wealthy kingdom even at her own expense. She is voiced by Hynden Walch, the same VA for Starfire.		**Despite this, PB sets out to be the best ruler she can possibly be, resulting in a happy, healthy, and wealthy kingdom even at her own expense managing to be essentially [[Neutral Good]]. She is voiced by Hynden Walch, the same VA for Starfire.

	*'''Flame Princess''' - A Princess [[Awesome\|literally made of fire]] with extreme control over her flames and the ability to hurl around fire. Flame Princess became a love interest and girlfriend for Finn, before his stupidity in the face of girls and his coming to terms with his sexuality caused him to fuck up in spectacular fashion and ruin the relationship. Originally so powerful that she might've burned the world to ashes, the Flame King abandoned her in the forest. When the resulting inferno brought the attention of Princess Bubblegum, she gave two choices to Flame King. Either seal away Flame Princess, or Bubblegum would. Suffice to say, when Flame Princess found out, she was especially pissed. Flame Princess eventually usurped her evil father, and took the throne for herself, where she has proven to be a capable ruler, if a bit naive and irritable.		*'''Flame Princess''' - A Princess [[Awesome\|literally made of fire]] with extreme control over her flames and the ability to hurl around fire. Flame Princess became a love interest and girlfriend for Finn, before his stupidity in the face of girls and his coming to terms with his sexuality caused him to fuck up in spectacular fashion and ruin the relationship. Originally so powerful that she might've burned the world to ashes, the Flame King abandoned her in the forest. When the resulting inferno brought the attention of Princess Bubblegum, she gave two choices to Flame King. Either seal away Flame Princess, or Bubblegum would. Suffice to say, when Flame Princess found out, she was especially pissed. Flame Princess eventually usurped her evil father, and took the throne for herself, where she has proven to be a capable ruler, if a bit naive and irritable.
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	*'''Simon Petrikov, The Ice King''' - Simon was originally an archeologist before the Mushroom War, and was engaged to his fiancee Betty, but all of this changed when he discovered a Crown. When he put it on for a joke, he was overcome with visions of madness, and trying to defend himself from them with the ice magic that the crown brought, he frightened the ever loving crap out of Betty. Originally a bad guy, he has developed from an evil lecherous man into a sad, largely harmless sick old man kept alive by his magic crown at the cost of his sanity. After the war Simon raised and protected Marcelline, and acted as a father figure to her in the nuclear wastes, resulting in a strong relationship that he cannot remember.		*'''Simon Petrikov, The Ice King''' - Simon was originally an archeologist before the Mushroom War, and was engaged to his fiancee Betty, but all of this changed when he discovered a Crown. When he put it on for a joke, he was overcome with visions of madness, and trying to defend himself from them with the ice magic that the crown brought, he frightened the ever loving crap out of Betty. Originally a bad guy, he has developed from an evil lecherous man into a sad, largely harmless sick old man kept alive by his magic crown at the cost of his sanity. After the war Simon raised and protected Marcelline, and acted as a father figure to her in the nuclear wastes, resulting in a strong relationship that he cannot remember.
	**Eventually, fearing his loss to the crown and its madness, Simon left Marcelline, having provided for her as best he can. In his current state, the Ice King is a rather minor threat who works best with constant supervision; he is a sort of frenemy to Finn and some other wizards, and [[thanquol\|is easily defeated]] if he actually starts anything, and is more likely to unearth and be used by even greater evils than do any harm himself.		**Eventually, fearing his loss to the crown and its madness, Simon left Marcelline, having provided for her as best he can. In his current state, the Ice King is a rather minor threat who works best with constant supervision; he is a sort of frenemy to Finn and some other wizards, and [[thanquol\|is easily defeated]] if he actually starts anything, and is more likely to unearth and be used by even greater evils than do any harm himself.
			*Due to him being under the sway of the crown and his past trauma he is semi-lucid at best most of the times (though this can and does oscilate) thus he well represents [[Chaotic Neutral]].

	*'''Betty''' - Simon's fiancee. From the past, came to the future because shenanigans. Simon's love for her and ensuing guilt is one of the main reasons why he's so obsessed with abducting princesses. She takes it upon herself to cure him, [[Tzeentch\|but since Magic corrupts ''everything'' in this universe]], [[Not as planned\|things do not go as planned]].		*'''Betty''' - Simon's fiancee. From the past, came to the future because shenanigans. Simon's love for her and ensuing guilt is one of the main reasons why he's so obsessed with abducting princesses. She takes it upon herself to cure him, [[Tzeentch\|but since Magic corrupts ''everything'' in this universe]], [[Not as planned\|things do not go as planned]].

	*'''The Lich''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 The Lich is not funny]. The Lich exists to destroy all life in the universe, and has managed to do so once in the series. A cunning, clever threat, the Lich in every fight immediately focuses on the biggest threat to him and destroys it, and has never been defeated the same way twice. The Lich is extremely manipulative, able to trick Finn and Jake more than once, and is capable of stupidly powerful magic that can corrupt, posses, and control those around him. Whenever the Lich makes an appearance, someone has either died, or come very close to it, and for that is considered a very scary legitimate threat by everyone. After the battle in the Cosmic Citadel, a super max prison designed for the worst of the worst of the galaxy (which the Lich destroyed outright in minutes), he was transformed into a twelve-foot tall toddler. But despite the innocence of the newly-christened Sweet Pea, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2k7Jf9xO3g the Lich is inside], patient, and waiting to get out and wipe out all life. Is also voiced by Ron MOTHERFUCKING Perlman of all people.		*'''The Lich''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 The Lich is not funny]. The Lich exists to destroy all life in the universe, and has managed to do so once in the series. A cunning, clever threat, the Lich in every fight immediately focuses on the biggest threat to him and destroys it, and has never been defeated the same way twice. The Lich is extremely manipulative, able to trick Finn and Jake more than once, and is capable of stupidly powerful magic that can corrupt, posses, and control those around him. Whenever the Lich makes an appearance, someone has either died, or come very close to it, and for that is considered a very scary legitimate threat by everyone. After the battle in the Cosmic Citadel, a super max prison designed for the worst of the worst of the galaxy (which the Lich destroyed outright in minutes), he was transformed into a twelve-foot tall toddler. But despite the innocence of the newly-christened Sweet Pea, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2k7Jf9xO3g the Lich is inside], patient, and waiting to get out and wipe out all life. Is also voiced by Ron MOTHERFUCKING Perlman of all people.
			*The Lich is hands-down the most terrifying villain encountered in the series due to a combination of uncompromising desire to end all life while being implacable, strategic and non-plussed in his endeavor, setting a great example of [[Lawful Evil]]

			* '''King of Ooo''' - Despite what this sack of crap would tell you, he is NOT the rightful king of the world, and is a conman, fraud, and all-around horrible person. In his first appearance King seemed to be a bit of a nutjob, claiming that everything belonged to him by right (including the sun) but never actually pushing his claims or demanding authority beyond the right to marry people, which was actually legit as he had the proper authority granted through the appropriate paperwork. His second appearance quickly disabused the notion that he was a harmless idiot when he tricked Sweet Pea into being accessory to theft by lying about being a kindergarten teacher, and then tried to "take care of him" when Sweet Pea started to tell his parents about his days at "school". The King is on this list solely because he, in addition to being a huge [[Eldrad\|dick]], <s>is</s> was Princess(!) of the Candy Kingdom! He achieved this by taking advantage of a few loopholes and pushing the law to breaking point to become a democratically elected leader, much to Princess Bubblegum's anger, rage, and disbelief. She later dethroned him. He is also made of earwax and is basically [[Neutral Evil]] due to a combination of competence and shere dumbassery.

	* '''King of Ooo''' - Despite what this sack of crap would tell you, he is NOT the rightful king of the world, and is a conman, fraud, and all-around horrible person. In his first appearance King seemed to be a bit of a nutjob, claiming that everything belonged to him by right (including the sun) but never actually pushing his claims or demanding authority beyond the right to marry people, which was actually legit as he had the proper authority granted through the appropriate paperwork. His second appearance quickly disabused the notion that he was a harmless idiot when he tricked Sweet Pea into being accessory to theft by lying about being a kindergarten teacher, and then tried to "take care of him" when Sweet Pea started to tell his parents about his days at "school". The King is on this list solely because he, in addition to being a huge [[Eldrad\|dick]], <s>is</s> was Princess(!) of the Candy Kingdom! He achieved this by taking advantage of a few loopholes and pushing the law to breaking point to become a democratically elected leader, much to Princess Bubblegum's anger, rage, and disbelief. She later dethroned him. He is also made of earwax.

	*'''BMO/BeMOre''' - A robot who also doubles as a gaming console and was originally made as a companion for a little boy that never happened due to his creator, another human and Adventure Time's Steve Jobs (if Jobs ever actually invented anything he sold, and also made nuclear weapons), [[Neckbeard\|never ended up dating]]. The little bugger sometimes accompanies Finn and Jake though he spends more time at the Treehouse. When alone he is prone of doing ¨weird junk¨ like talking to his mirror self or delving into an elaborate fantasy world created by his own overactive imagination (or is it?).		*'''BMO/BeMOre''' - A robot who also doubles as a gaming console and was originally made as a companion for a little boy that never happened due to his creator, another human and Adventure Time's Steve Jobs (if Jobs ever actually invented anything he sold, and also made nuclear weapons), [[Neckbeard\|never ended up dating]]. The little bugger sometimes accompanies Finn and Jake though he spends more time at the Treehouse. When alone he is prone of doing ¨weird junk¨ like talking to his mirror self or delving into an elaborate fantasy world created by his own overactive imagination (or is it?).

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	Image:Floopthepig.png\|Never play [[Magic the Gathering\|these games]] with [[That Guy\|Jake]]. Note the customary [[Mountain Dew]] and [[Cheetos]].		Image:Floopthepig.png\|Never play [[Magic the Gathering\|these games]] with [[That Guy\|Jake]]. Note the customary [[Mountain Dew]] and [[Cheetos]].
	Image~~:File~~:Copeandseetherobooty.jpg\| PB has bitches, The Emprah [[Erda\|has to pay child support]]		Image:Copeandseetherobooty.jpg\| PB has bitches, The Emprah [[Erda\|has to pay child support]]
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	**Jake and his daughter, Charlie, are both hardcore players of the game [[Magic the Gathering\|Magic The--Card Wars]]. Jake is implied to not only be a [[Munchkin\|Power Gamer]], but also [[That Guy]], throwing a bitchfit when Finn kicks his ass soundly on his first try.		**Jake and his daughter, Charlie, are both hardcore players of the game [[Magic the Gathering\|Magic The--Card Wars]]. Jake is implied to not only be a [[Munchkin\|Power Gamer]], but also [[That Guy]], throwing a bitchfit when Finn kicks his ass soundly on his first try.

	*'''Marceline Abadeer''' - the Vampire Queen, heir to the [[Daemon World\|Nightosphere]], daughter of [[Daemon\|Hunson Abadeer]].		*'''Marceline Abadeer''' - the Vampire Queen, heir to the [[Daemon World\|Nightosphere]], daughter of [[Daemon\|Hunson Abadeer]]. Marceline is, as the name suggests, a vampire and half Demon about one thousand years old, and is old enough to have lived through the Mushroom War. She is a highly talented bass player who plays amazing songs that are also pretty fucking deep, and are nearly always about her shit childhood in the nuclear wastes, her daddy issues, or her woes at being immortal and outliving almost everyone she knows. Is a very sexy lady who has lost track of her moral code after hundreds of years. She also has a soft spot for a certain [[Gay\|Pink Princess]].
	Marceline is, as the name suggests, a vampire and half Demon about one thousand years old, and is old enough to have lived through the Mushroom War. She is a highly talented bass player who plays amazing songs that are also pretty fucking deep, and are nearly always about her shit childhood in the nuclear wastes, her daddy issues, or her woes at being immortal and outliving almost everyone she knows. Is a very sexy lady who has lost track of her moral code after hundreds of years. She also has a soft spot for a certain [[Gay\|Pink Princess]].
	**She was a hero, just like Finn was, in the years just after the Great Mushroom War. Her mother is a human, and how she came to have Satan’s child isn’t explained, except that Marceline and her Mother are both connected to a super-secret lab…[[Derp\|somehow]]. She inherited her dad’s powers of sucking souls, but is otherwise mortal, only gaining her vampiric immortality after being bit by the previous Vampire King.		**She was a hero, just like Finn was, in the years just after the Great Mushroom War. Her mother is a human, and how she came to have Satan’s child isn’t explained, except that Marceline and her Mother are both connected to a super-secret lab…[[Derp\|somehow]]. She inherited her dad’s powers of sucking souls, but is otherwise mortal, only gaining her vampiric immortality after being bit by the previous Vampire King.
	**As previously mentioned after a 1000 years of living and messing around her moral compass has evolved, or just lost some of that magnetism though she is still very much a good person through and through - thus she exemplifies the [[Chaotic Good]].		**As previously mentioned after a 1000 years of living and messing around her moral compass has evolved, or just lost some of that magnetism though she is still very much a good person through and through - thus she exemplifies the [[Chaotic Good]].
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	*'''Simon Petrikov, The Ice King''' - Simon was originally an archeologist before the Mushroom War, and was engaged to his fiancee Betty, but all of this changed when he discovered a Crown. When he put it on for a joke, he was overcome with visions of madness, and trying to defend himself from them with the ice magic that the crown brought, he frightened the ever loving crap out of Betty. Originally a bad guy, he has developed from an evil lecherous man into a sad, largely harmless sick old man kept alive by his magic crown at the cost of his sanity. After the war Simon raised and protected Marcelline, and acted as a father figure to her in the nuclear wastes, resulting in a strong relationship that he cannot remember.		*'''Simon Petrikov, The Ice King''' - Simon was originally an archeologist before the Mushroom War, and was engaged to his fiancee Betty, but all of this changed when he discovered a Crown. When he put it on for a joke, he was overcome with visions of madness, and trying to defend himself from them with the ice magic that the crown brought, he frightened the ever loving crap out of Betty. Originally a bad guy, he has developed from an evil lecherous man into a sad, largely harmless sick old man kept alive by his magic crown at the cost of his sanity. After the war Simon raised and protected Marcelline, and acted as a father figure to her in the nuclear wastes, resulting in a strong relationship that he cannot remember.
	**Eventually, fearing his loss to the crown and its madness, Simon left Marcelline, having provided for her as best he can. In his current state, the Ice King is a rather minor threat who works best with constant supervision; he is a sort of frenemy to Finn and some other wizards, and [[thanquol\|is easily defeated]] if he actually starts anything, and is more likely to unearth and be used by even greater evils than do any harm himself.		**Eventually, fearing his loss to the crown and its madness, Simon left Marcelline, having provided for her as best he can. In his current state, the Ice King is a rather minor threat who works best with constant supervision; he is a sort of frenemy to Finn and some other wizards, and [[thanquol\|is easily defeated]] if he actually starts anything, and is more likely to unearth and be used by even greater evils than do any harm himself.
	*Due to him being under the sway of the crown and his past trauma he is semi-lucid at best most of the times (though this can and does oscilate) thus he well represents [[Chaotic Neutral]].		**Due to him being under the sway of the crown and his past trauma he is semi-lucid at best most of the times (though this can and does oscilate) thus he well represents [[Chaotic Neutral]].

	*'''Betty''' - Simon's fiancee. From the past, came to the future because shenanigans. Simon's love for her and ensuing guilt is one of the main reasons why he's so obsessed with abducting princesses. She takes it upon herself to cure him, [[Tzeentch\|but since Magic corrupts ''everything'' in this universe]], [[Not as planned\|things do not go as planned]].		*'''Betty''' - Simon's fiancee. From the past, came to the future because shenanigans. Simon's love for her and ensuing guilt is one of the main reasons why he's so obsessed with abducting princesses. She takes it upon herself to cure him, [[Tzeentch\|but since Magic corrupts ''everything'' in this universe]], [[Not as planned\|things do not go as planned]].

	*'''The Lich''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 The Lich is not funny]. The Lich exists to destroy all life in the universe, and has managed to do so once in the series. A cunning, clever threat, the Lich in every fight immediately focuses on the biggest threat to him and destroys it, and has never been defeated the same way twice. The Lich is extremely manipulative, able to trick Finn and Jake more than once, and is capable of stupidly powerful magic that can corrupt, possess, and control those around him. Whenever the Lich makes an appearance, someone has either died, or come very close to it, and for that is considered a very scary legitimate threat by everyone. After the battle in the Cosmic Citadel, a super max prison designed for the worst of the worst of the galaxy (which the Lich destroyed outright in minutes), he was transformed into a twelve-foot tall toddler. But despite the innocence of the newly-christened Sweet Pea, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2k7Jf9xO3g the Lich is inside], patient, and waiting to get out and wipe out all life. Is also voiced by Ron MOTHERFUCKING Perlman of all people.		*'''The Lich''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 The Lich is not funny]. The Lich exists to destroy all life in the universe, and has managed to do so once in the series. A cunning, clever threat, the Lich in every fight immediately focuses on the biggest threat to him and destroys it, and has never been defeated the same way twice. The Lich is extremely manipulative, able to trick Finn and Jake more than once, and is capable of stupidly powerful magic that can corrupt, possess, and control those around him. Whenever the Lich makes an appearance, someone has either died, or come very close to it, and for that is considered a very scary legitimate threat by everyone. After the battle in the Cosmic Citadel, a super max prison designed for the worst of the worst of the galaxy (which the Lich destroyed outright in minutes), he was transformed into a twelve-foot tall toddler. But despite the innocence of the newly-christened Sweet Pea, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2k7Jf9xO3g the Lich is inside], patient, and waiting to get out and wipe out all life. Is also voiced by Ron MOTHERFUCKING Perlman of all people.
	*The Lich is hands-down the most terrifying villain encountered in the series due to a combination of uncompromising desire to end all life while being implacable, strategic and non-plussed in his endeavor, setting a great example of [[Lawful Evil]]		**The Lich is hands-down the most terrifying villain encountered in the series due to a combination of uncompromising desire to end all life while being implacable, strategic and non-plussed in his endeavor, setting a great example of [[Lawful Evil]]

	* '''King of Ooo''' - Despite what this sack of crap would tell you, he is NOT the rightful king of the world, and is a conman, fraud, and all-around horrible person. In his first appearance King seemed to be a bit of a nutjob, claiming that everything belonged to him by right (including the sun) but never actually pushing his claims or demanding authority beyond the right to marry people, which was actually legit as he had the proper authority granted through the appropriate paperwork. His second appearance quickly disabused the notion that he was a harmless idiot when he tricked Sweet Pea into being accessory to theft by lying about being a kindergarten teacher, and then tried to "take care of him" when Sweet Pea started to tell his parents about his days at "school". The King is on this list solely because he, in addition to being a huge [[Eldrad\|dick]], <s>is</s> was Princess(!) of the Candy Kingdom! He achieved this by taking advantage of a few loopholes and pushing the law to breaking point to become a democratically elected leader, much to Princess Bubblegum's anger, rage, and disbelief. She later dethroned him. He is also made of earwax and is basically [[Neutral Evil]] due to a combination of competence and shere dumbassery.		* '''King of Ooo''' - Despite what this sack of crap would tell you, he is NOT the rightful king of the world, and is a conman, fraud, and all-around horrible person. In his first appearance King seemed to be a bit of a nutjob, claiming that everything belonged to him by right (including the sun) but never actually pushing his claims or demanding authority beyond the right to marry people, which was actually legit as he had the proper authority granted through the appropriate paperwork. His second appearance quickly disabused the notion that he was a harmless idiot when he tricked Sweet Pea into being accessory to theft by lying about being a kindergarten teacher, and then tried to "take care of him" when Sweet Pea started to tell his parents about his days at "school". The King is on this list solely because he, in addition to being a huge [[Eldrad\|dick]], <s>is</s> was Princess(!) of the Candy Kingdom! He achieved this by taking advantage of a few loopholes and pushing the law to breaking point to become a democratically elected leader, much to Princess Bubblegum's anger, rage, and disbelief. She later dethroned him. He is also made of earwax and is basically [[Neutral Evil]] due to a combination of competence and shere dumbassery.