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1d4chan>Skadooshbag at 05:31, 8 January 2022

2022-01-08T05:31:24Z

1d4chan>Skadooshbag: /* Bee Gee's: Stayin' Alive */

2022-01-08T05:27:21Z

Bee Gee's: Stayin' Alive

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	Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed		Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed
	I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast		I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast.
	The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot		The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot
	Since I was rolled		Since I was rolled

1d4chan>Skadooshbag at 05:26, 8 January 2022

2022-01-08T05:26:46Z

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	no skills gonna cure my ills<br/>		no skills gonna cure my ills<br/>
	I got a bad case of nat,ural ones<br/>		I got a bad case of nat,ural ones<br/>

			=== Bee Gee's: Stayin' Alive ===

			Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed
			I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast
			The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot
			Since I was rolled
			but it's all right, it's okay
			the bard can heal me anyway
			So now let's try to understand
			The coastal wizards as a brand

			Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard
			You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'
			but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
			Ah when you want

			Well now, I roll low and I roll high
			but if I can't get either, I add a die
			Got an invocation on my bow
			I'm an archer man and a sniping pro
			You know it's all right, it's okay
			The Bard will heal me anyway
			We can try to understand
			The coastal wizards as a brand

			Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard
			You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'
			but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me
			Somebody Help me, yeah
			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me
			Somebody Help me, yeah, I'm stayin' alive

			Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed
			I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast
			The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot
			Since I was rolled
			but it's all right, it's okay
			the bard can heal me anyway
			So now let's try to understand
			The coastal wizards as a brand

			Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard
			You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'
			but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
			Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me
			Somebody Help me, yeah
			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah
			I'm stayin' alive

			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me
			Somebody Help me, yeah
			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah
			I'm stayin' alive

			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me
			Somebody Help me, yeah
			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah
			I'm stayin' alive

			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me
			Somebody Help me, yeah
			Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah
			I'm stayin' alive

216.15.10.104: Added Bad case of Rolling ones (DM DM)

2021-01-28T19:46:17Z

Added Bad case of Rolling ones (DM DM)

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	All the other fiends with the magic things<br/>		All the other fiends with the magic things<br/>
	You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing<br/>		You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing<br/>

			===Robert Palmer: Bad Case of Loving You [Doctor Doctor](Bad Case of Rolling Ones)===
			Woah<br/>

			Polymorph was cast, on my PC<br/>
			already knoooo,ow its low DC<br/>
			I need to, to make this save<br/>
			or else my char-acters in the grave<br/>

			DM DM, gimme the news<br/>
			I got a, bad case of rolling ones<br/>
			no skills gonna cure my ills<br/>
			I got a bad case of nat,ural ones<br/>

			a real good build, don’t mean no real good rolls<br/>
			I’ve known thaaa,t buddy from the start<br/>
			you think I should, take the lucky feat<br/>
			brother, I ain’t that kind of guy<br/>

			DM DM, gimme the news<br/>
			I got a, bad case of rolling ones<br/>
			no skills gonna cure my ills<br/>
			I got a bad case of nat,ural ones<br/>

			I know you like it, your save or die spells<br/>
			Tell me D M, are you gonna stop?<br/>

			you’ve taken out, all my good ideaaas<br/>
			While you chow down on, tortillas<br/>
			Roll my dice, scream and shout<br/>
			My PC’s dead, without a doubt<br/>

			DM DM, gimme the news<br/>
			I got a, bad case of rolling ones<br/>
			no skills gonna cure my ills<br/>
			I got a bad case of nat,ural ones<br/>

1d4chan>Skadooshbag: /* Johnny Cash: I've been Everywhere */

2020-07-08T03:18:52Z

Johnny Cash: I've been Everywhere

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	=== Johnny Cash: I've been Everywhere===		=== Johnny Cash: I've been Everywhere (I've fought everything)===
	I was totin' myself<br/>		I was totin' myself<br/>
	Along the dusty Greyhawk southern road<br/>		Along the dusty Greyhawk southern road<br/>

1d4chan>Skadooshbag at 03:17, 8 July 2020

2020-07-08T03:17:44Z

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	Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in pop culture and the [[Dungeons & Dragons\|DnD Multiverse]], people on ~~/tg/~~ sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true [[Bard\|bardic]] potential.<br/> See also [[Grimdark Songwriting]].		Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in pop culture and the [[Dungeons & Dragons\|DnD Multiverse]], people on the internet sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true [[Bard\|bardic]] potential.<br/> See also [[Grimdark Songwriting]].
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1d4chan>Skadooshbag: /* Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks (murdrhobos) */

2020-07-08T03:10:28Z

Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks (murdrhobos)

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	I’ve fought everything.<br/>		I’ve fought everything.<br/>

	===Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks (~~murdrhobos~~)===		===Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks (murderhobos)===

	Fighter's got a strong arm<br/>		Fighter's got a strong arm<br/>

1d4chan>Skadooshbag: /* Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks */

2020-07-08T03:10:15Z

Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks

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	I’ve fought everything.<br/>		I’ve fought everything.<br/>

	===Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks===		===Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks (murdrhobos)===

	Fighter's got a strong arm<br/>		Fighter's got a strong arm<br/>

1d4chan>Skadooshbag: I wrote these songs myself, and have been looking for a place to put them.

2020-07-08T02:53:40Z

I wrote these songs myself, and have been looking for a place to put them.

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Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in pop culture and the [[Dungeons & Dragons|DnD Multiverse]], people on /tg/ sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true [[Bard|bardic]] potential. See also [[Grimdark Songwriting]].
 

=== Johnny Cash: I've been Everywhere===
I was totin' myself 
Along the dusty Greyhawk southern road 
When along came a party 
With a halfling, dwarf, elf, and a gnome 
"If you're headin’ down to Greyhawk, bard 
With us you can ride." 
So I climbed into the cart 
And then I settled down inside 
They asked me if I'd seen a group 
That could dish out so much pain 
And I said, 
"Listen Bud, 
I've battled Every beast on our home plane." 
I've fought everything, man 
I've fought everything, man 
Heard a harpy sing, man 
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man 
Battle’s kinda my thing, man 
I've fought everything. 
fought a cloud giant, fog giant, fire giant, wolfwere, 
frost giant, hill giant, stone giant, jackalwere, 
Blood Hound, Hell Hound, Jungle Hound, bugbear, 
Bog Hound, Fen Hound, Trollhound, owlbear, 
Immoth, Quaggoth, Draegloth, werebear, 
aarokocra, amhisbaena, gorgimera, I'm a killa. 
I've fought everything, man 
I've fought everything, man 
Heard a harpy sing, man 
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man 
Battle’s kinda my thing, man 
I've fought everything. 
Fought a gorbel, dire camel, giant eel, Grimlock, 
elemental, achromental, fundamental, Meenlock, 
Fearweed, strangleweed, lashweed, Warlock, 
Annis hag, Green hag, Sea Hag, werefox, 
Wastrilith, Gehreleth, Marilith, Catoblepas, 
Stegosaurus, Hadrosaurus, Brontosaurus, with no fuss 
I've fought everything, man 
I've fought everything, man 
Heard a harpy sing, man 
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man 
Battle’s kinda my thing, man 
I've fought everything. 
Fought a Stone Golem Iron Golem, Flesh Golem, Red Dragon, 
Androsphinx, Criosphinx, Gynosphinx, Bronze Dragon, 
Cedar Spawn, Deepspawn, Dreamspawn, Mustard Jelly, 
Dracolich, Demilich, Archlich, Ochre Jelly, 
Su Monster, Rust Monster, beholder, hive mother, 
spectator, Cave fisher, see what I mean-er?; 
I've fought everything, man 
I've fought everything, man 
Heard a harpy sing, man 
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man 
Battle’s kinda my thing, man 
I've fought everything. 
I’ve fought a Dergoloth, Baernaloth, Gacholoth, Purple worm, 
Marraenoloth,Yagnoloth, Nycaloth, Wraithworm, 
Hook Horror, Helmed Horror, Mist Horror, Sand Cat, 
Hellcat, Moat cat, Plains Cat, Crypt Cat, 
Kocrachon, Cornugon, Gelugon, troglodyte, 
Death knight, fiend knight, winter wight, what a fight; 
I've fought everything, man 
I've fought everything, man 
Heard a harpy sing, man 
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man 
Battle’s kinda my thing, man 
I've fought everything. 

I’ve fought everything. 

===Foster the People: Pumped Up Kicks===

Fighter's got a strong arm 
He'll slaughter the whole room, he won't care who he harms 
He's got a brewed health potion 
Tied to his hip he’s an adventurer 
Yeah found a magic great axe 
In some dragon’s big hoard, oh in a room of fun toys 
I don't even know what 
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, outdash my axe 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, outdash my axe 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing 
The DM works a long day 
we be playin’ too late, and he's playin’ too late 
but he's bringing me a surprise 
'Cause snacks’re in the pickup and they're wrapped in bags 
I've waited for a long time 
Yeah the crit of my roll is now a strong weapon blow 
I reason with my health potion 
And say your head's on fire, you must have lost your spells, yeah 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, outdash my axe 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, outdash my axe 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing 

[run, run, run, whistling] 

All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, outdash my axe 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, outdash my axe 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, outdash my axe 
All the other fiends with the magic things 
You'd better dash, better dash, faster than my downswing

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	=== Bee Gee's: Stayin' Alive ===		=== Bee Gee's: Stayin' Alive ===

	Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed		Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed<br/>
	I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast.		I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast.<br/>
	The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot		The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot<br/>
	Since I was rolled		Since I was rolled<br/>
	but it's all right, it's okay		but it's all right, it's okay<br/>
	the bard can heal me anyway		the bard can heal me anyway<br/>
	So now let's try to understand		So now let's try to understand<br/>
	The coastal wizards as a brand		The coastal wizards as a brand<br/>

	Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard		Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard<br/>
	You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive		You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'		The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'<br/>
	but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive		but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive		Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive		Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive<br/>
	Ah when you want		Ah when you want<br/>

	Well now, I roll low and I roll high		Well now, I roll low and I roll high<br/>
	but if I can't get either, I add a die		but if I can't get either, I add a die<br/>
	Got an invocation on my bow		Got an invocation on my bow<br/>
	I'm an archer man and a sniping pro		I'm an archer man and a sniping pro<br/>
	You know it's all right, it's okay		You know it's all right, it's okay<br/>
	The Bard will heal me anyway		The Bard will heal me anyway<br/>
	We can try to understand		We can try to understand<br/>
	The coastal wizards as a brand		The coastal wizards as a brand<br/>

	Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard		Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard<br/>
	You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive		You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'		The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'<br/>
	but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive		but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive		Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive		Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive<br/>

	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me<br/>
	Somebody Help me, yeah		Somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me<br/>
	Somebody Help me, yeah, I'm stayin' alive		Somebody Help me, yeah, I'm stayin' alive<br/>

	Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed		Well, you can tell by the HP I've massed<br/>
	I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast		I'm a fightin' man: no time to cast<br/>
	The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot		The barbs are silver, the dead are tolled, I've been downed a lot<br/>
	Since I was rolled		Since I was rolled<br/>
	but it's all right, it's okay		but it's all right, it's okay<br/>
	the bard can heal me anyway		the bard can heal me anyway<br/>
	So now let's try to understand		So now let's try to understand<br/>
	The coastal wizards as a brand		The coastal wizards as a brand<br/>

	Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard		Whether you're a wizard or whether you're a lizard<br/>
	You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive		You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'		The table's quakin' and the DM's a shakin'<br/>
	but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive		but we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive		Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive<br/>
	Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive		Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive<br/>

	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me<br/>
	Somebody Help me, yeah		Somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	I'm stayin' alive		I'm stayin' alive<br/>

	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me<br/>
	Somebody Help me, yeah		Somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	I'm stayin' alive		I'm stayin' alive<br/>

	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me<br/>
	Somebody Help me, yeah		Somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	I'm stayin' alive		I'm stayin' alive<br/>

	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me<br/>
	Somebody Help me, yeah		Somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah		Fight goin' nowhere, somebody Help me, yeah<br/>
	I'm stayin' alive		I'm stayin' alive<br/>