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History

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	==History==		==History==
	Aerwin was invented by [[tg]] while anon wrote a short scene about an eldar (And Abandoned the thread from fear.), ~~descibing~~ an inqusitor. She was quickly formed in the image of the famous nature-show host Steve Irwin. Her name is an homage to him. Soon both drawings and short stories were produced by more anons, and the idea became, for the most part, pure win.		Aerwin was invented by [[tg]] while anon wrote a short scene about an eldar (And Abandoned the thread from fear.), describing an inqusitor. She was quickly formed in the image of the famous nature-show host, zookeeper and conservationist the late Steve Irwin. Her name is an homage to him. Soon both drawings and short stories were produced by more anons, and the idea became, for the most part, pure win.

	==Cast==		==Cast==

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Aerwin samples human food

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	*noises of singing in the background		*noises of singing in the background

	"Right. This time it's unequivocally a religious ~~right~~. These creatures are celebrating some sort of festival behind me.		"Right. This time it's unequivocally a religious rite. These creatures are celebrating some sort of festival behind me.
	They are so fervent in their beliefs that some of them have even fallen over. In order to praise their emperor it seems they must drink fermented vegetable matter."		They are so fervent in their beliefs that some of them have even fallen over. In order to praise their emperor it seems they must drink fermented vegetable matter."

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	*glug		*glug

	Thatsh nots bhad aktually		"Thatsh nots bhad aktually"

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	Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that..		"Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that.."

	*collapse		*collapse

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Aerwin samples human food

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	"If we are very, very sneaky, we might be able to try some..."		"If we are very, very sneaky, we might be able to try some..."

	Our host ducks down. The camera follows what would be her stealthy approach toward an unattended bottle of Emperor's Own scotch. We see an eldar backside wiggle through the long grass. A hand reach up. The bottle is snagged.		*Our host ducks down. The camera follows what would be her stealthy approach toward an unattended bottle of Emperor's Own scotch. We see an eldar backside wiggle through the long grass. A hand reach up. The bottle is snagged.

	Our host bobs back into frame. The cork of the bottle in her teeth. She spits it out.		*Our host bobs back into frame. The cork of the bottle in her teeth. She spits it out.

	"They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine."		"They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine."

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Aerwin observes a human dominance ritual

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	A flushed eldar face leans into the camera frame.		A flushed eldar face leans into the camera frame.
	Phew that was a lucky escape. Who would have expected a Monkeigh tank to simply drive through the trees rather than between them. So primitive.		"Phew that was a lucky escape. Who would have expected a Monkeigh tank to simply drive through the trees rather than between them. So primitive."

	I have a special treat for you craftworlders at home. Behind me is a monkeigh tent. This is where they store themselves at night.		"I have a special treat for you craftworlders at home. Behind me is a monkeigh tent. This is where they store themselves at night."

	Behind me two of them sound like they are fighting for dominance and have been for quite some time.		"Behind me two of them sound like they are fighting for dominance and have been for quite some time."

	If Dave switches to thermal		"If Dave switches to thermal"

	I DO NOT THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA		"I DO NOT THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA"

	Dave! It is for science. We must document these strange creatures.		"Dave! It is for science. We must document these strange creatures."

	Now look thermal imaging shows two humans in close proximity		"Now look" The thermal imaging shows two humans in close proximity

	See how they grapple! These beings are obsessed with dominance and look at the way the larger one has the smaller on its belly and now the larger one is undoing his....oh my...		"See how they grapple! These beings are obsessed with dominance and look at the way the larger one has the smaller on its belly and now the larger one is undoing his....oh my..."

	pointy ears flutter on the edge of the camera frame		*pointy ears flutter on the edge of the camera frame

	===Aerwin samples human food===		===Aerwin samples human food===

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	"They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine."		"They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine."

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	Thatsh nots bhad aktually		Thatsh nots bhad aktually

	glug		*glug

	Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that..		Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that..

	collapse		*collapse

	===Aerwin and a dreadnought===		===Aerwin and a dreadnought===

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	===Aerwin samples human food===		===Aerwin samples human food===

	still night		*still night
	noises of singing in the background		*noises of singing in the background
	~~Right. This time it's unequivocally a religious right. These creatures are celebrating some sort of festival behind me.~~
	~~They are so fervent in their beliefs that some of them have even fallen over. In order to praise their emperor it seems they must drink fermented vegetable matter.~~

	If we are very, very sneaky, we might be able to try some...		"Right. This time it's unequivocally a religious right. These creatures are celebrating some sort of festival behind me.
			They are so fervent in their beliefs that some of them have even fallen over. In order to praise their emperor it seems they must drink fermented vegetable matter."

			"If we are very, very sneaky, we might be able to try some..."

	Our host ducks down. The camera follows what would be her stealthy approach toward an unattended bottle of Emperor's Own scotch. We see an eldar backside wiggle through the long grass. A hand reach up. The bottle is snagged.		Our host ducks down. The camera follows what would be her stealthy approach toward an unattended bottle of Emperor's Own scotch. We see an eldar backside wiggle through the long grass. A hand reach up. The bottle is snagged.
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	Our host bobs back into frame. The cork of the bottle in her teeth. She spits it out.		Our host bobs back into frame. The cork of the bottle in her teeth. She spits it out.

	They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine.		"They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine."

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	Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that..		Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that..

	collapse		collapse

	===Aerwin and a dreadnought===		===Aerwin and a dreadnought===

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Aerwin observes a human dominance ritual

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	Now look thermal imaging shows two humans in close proximity		Now look thermal imaging shows two humans in close proximity

	See how they grapple! These ~~being~~ are obsessed with dominance and look at the way the larger one has the smaller on its belly and now the larger one is undoing his....oh my...		See how they grapple! These beings are obsessed with dominance and look at the way the larger one has the smaller on its belly and now the larger one is undoing his....oh my...

	pointy ears flutter on the edge of the camera frame		pointy ears flutter on the edge of the camera frame

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Aerwin

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	==Cast==		==Cast==
	===Aerwin===		===Aerwin===
	Aerwin Stroud is the host of the Eldar show. Although she is naive in her approach to mankind and often makes mistakes when describing human behaviour, she generally has a soft spot for humans, and ~~seems~~ them as a cosmic curiosity to be appreciated and cherished. With her show she wants to better the opinion many eldar have about humans. Despite being an Eldar, her usual attire is that of the classic human safari hunter/explorer, tan colors and pith helmet included.		Aerwin Stroud is the host of the Eldar show. Although she is naive in her approach to mankind and often makes mistakes when describing human behaviour, she generally has a soft spot for humans, and sees them as a cosmic curiosity to be appreciated and cherished. With her show she wants to better the opinion many eldar have about humans. Despite being an Eldar, her usual attire is that of the classic human safari hunter/explorer, tan colors and pith helmet included.

	She sometimes seems to accidentally stumble upon human lovemaking, or assumes many behaviours to be related to mating.		She sometimes seems to accidentally stumble upon human lovemaking, or assumes many behaviours to be related to mating.

	===Dave the camera wraithguard===		===Dave the camera wraithguard===
	Dave is a wraithguard, who, although he is big and not very sneaky, or silent, gets largely ignored. He is equipped with the wraithcam and a heavy webgun of sorts, to catch wildlife/humans for closer inspection. He often tries unsuccessfully to prevent Aerwin from doing something foolish.		Dave is a wraithguard, who, although he is big and not very sneaky, or silent, gets largely ignored. He is equipped with the wraithcam and a heavy webgun of sorts, to catch wildlife/humans for closer inspection. He often tries unsuccessfully to prevent Aerwin from doing something foolish.