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	''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''		''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''

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	''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''		''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''

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	''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''		''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''

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	''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''		''Were you looking for [[Alice in Wonderland\|the book Alice]]? Please tell us you were looking for the book Alice.''

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	==A Brief List of Alice's Exploits==		==A Brief List of Alice's Exploits==
	* Fights and/or kills every major antagonist in the movies.		* Fights and/or kills every major antagonist in the movies.
	* The entire plot for each movie either revolves around her or shifts to ~~revolves~~ around her before the end.		* The entire plot for each movie either revolves around her or shifts to revolve around her before the end.
	* Normally merciless villains let her live repeatedly (eg; Nemesis).		* Normally merciless villains let her live repeatedly (eg; Nemesis).
	* Has mind-powers that let her [[Fist of the North Star\|explode heads]]. [[What\|Through video consoles]].		* Has mind-powers that let her [[Fist of the North Star\|explode heads]]. [[What\|Through video consoles]].

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	* Fights and/or kills every major antagonist in the movies.		* Fights and/or kills every major antagonist in the movies.
	* ~~Monsters immune~~ to ~~bullets are suddenly effected by them when Alice is~~ the ~~shooter~~.		* The entire plot for each movie either revolves around her or shifts to revolves around her before the end.
			* Normally merciless villains let her live repeatedly (eg; Nemesis).
	* Has mind-powers that let her [[Fist of the North Star\|explode heads]]. [[What\|Through video consoles]].		* Has mind-powers that let her [[Fist of the North Star\|explode heads]]. [[What\|Through video consoles]].
	* Is [[Abaddon\|cloned]] numerous times, and uses her super-powered clones as an army before the superpowered clone-army is summararily [[Exterminatus\|dealt with]] in [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies\|the intro of one of the later movies]].		* Is [[Abaddon\|cloned]] numerous times, and uses her super-powered clones as an army before the superpowered clone-army is summararily [[Exterminatus\|dealt with]] in [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies\|the intro of one of the later movies]].

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	* Fights and/or kills every major antagonist in the movies.		* Fights and/or kills every major antagonist in the movies.
			* Monsters immune to bullets are suddenly effected by them when Alice is the shooter.
	* Has mind-powers that let her [[Fist of the North Star\|explode heads]]. [[What\|Through video consoles]].		* Has mind-powers that let her [[Fist of the North Star\|explode heads]]. [[What\|Through video consoles]].
	* Is [[Abaddon\|cloned]] numerous times, and uses her super-powered clones as an army before the superpowered clone-army is summararily [[Exterminatus\|dealt with]] in [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies\|the intro of one of the later movies]].		* Is [[Abaddon\|cloned]] numerous times, and uses her super-powered clones as an army before the superpowered clone-army is summararily [[Exterminatus\|dealt with]] in [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies\|the intro of one of the later movies]].

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Who?

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	For the uninitiated, Alice Albernathy is a protagonist in the in-name-only ''[[Resident Evil]]'' movies. She is patient zero of the [[Mary Sue]] label (not the first example, but being the worst offender); the Mary Sue by which all other Mary Sues must be judged. She is completely invincible, exceedingly effective, and the entire purpose all other characters in the movies serve is to die horribly or reinforce how awesome Alice is. Or both. Even if the characters in question were main characters from the books and games. [[Powergamer\|She can kill you with mind bullets. Or regular ones]].		For the uninitiated, Alice Albernathy is a protagonist in the in-name-only ''[[Resident Evil]]'' movies. She is patient zero of the [[Mary Sue]] label (not the first example, but being the worst offender); the Mary Sue by which all other Mary Sues must be judged. She is completely invincible, exceedingly effective, and the entire purpose all other characters in the movies serve is to die horribly or reinforce how awesome Alice is. Or both. Even if the characters in question were main characters from the books and games. [[Powergamer\|She can kill you with mind bullets. Or regular ones]].

	The protagonists of [[Maradonia Saga]] and Bella Swan of [[Twilight]] have nothing - and I mean ''nothing'' on Alice. [[Kaldor Draigo]] and Rey Skywalker are less of a fucking stretch than Alice. [[Chris-Chan]]'s [[FAIL\|CWCVille-centered]] ''Sonichu'' fantasies are ''roughly'' the same level of ridiculous as Alice but is thankfully less widespread. She was solely included in the movies because Mila Jovovich, the actress who plays her, wound up marrying the director, Paul Anderson, who has done nothing but turn his wife's character (with her encouragement (i.e. sleeping with him)) into the equivalent of a horrifically-bad fanfiction... If the writer was able to spend millions on his deranged [[/d/\|waifu]] insert and given carte blanche to [[Matt Ward\|completely destroy the source material in the process]].		The protagonists of [[Maradonia Saga]] and Bella Swan of [[Twilight]] have nothing - and I mean ''nothing'' on Alice. [[Kaldor Draigo]] and Rey Skywalker are less of a fucking stretch than Alice. [[Chris-Chan]]'s [[FAIL\|CWCVille-centered]] ''Sonichu'' fantasies are ''roughly'' the same level of ridiculous as Alice but is thankfully less widespread. She was solely included in the movies because Mila Jovovich, the actress who plays her, wound up marrying the director, Paul Anderson, who has done nothing but turn his wife's character (with her encouragement (i.e. sleeping with him)) into the equivalent of a horrifically-bad fanfiction... If the writer was able to spend millions on his deranged [[/d/\|waifu]] insert and given carte blanche to [[Matt Ward\|completely destroy the source material in the process]]. Nepotism at it’s finest.

	==A Quote from the Actress==		==A Quote from the Actress==

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	* [[FAIL]]		* [[FAIL]]
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	* [[AIDS]]		* [[AIDS]]
	* [[Target: Alice]]		* [[Target: Alice]]