All Guardsmen Party - Revision history

170.151.148.197: Updated to announce the final chapter.

2025-04-06T05:19:37Z

Updated to announce the final chapter.

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	At 372411 words (where hyphenated words are counted as multiple words), the story archive is longer than a lot of novels. Be prepared.		At 372411 words (where hyphenated words are counted as multiple words), the story archive is longer than a lot of novels. Be prepared.

	The FINAL CHAPTER <s>is on its way, sometime during the month of April</s> has arrived! Thread went live on March 15th, 2025. Website ~~will be~~ updated ~~later.~~		The FINAL CHAPTER <s>is on its way, sometime during the month of April</s> '''has arrived!''' Thread went live on March 15th, 2025. Website has been updated, complete with epilogues!

	Shoggy posted an update to the site in May 2021 to tell everyone he is '''not dead''', announce that he has a Twitter now, and explain a little about why there were no updates for a while (he survived an attempt at [[Rocks fall, everyone dies]] with "only" brain damage). He is working on AGP chapters again. He also got another dog.		Shoggy posted an update to the site in May 2021 to tell everyone he is '''not dead''', announce that he has a Twitter now, and explain a little about why there were no updates for a while (he survived an attempt at [[Rocks fall, everyone dies]] with "only" brain damage). He is working on AGP chapters again. He also got another dog.

	It's been updated everyone! Check the link hub to read the new story. (6/13/~~2022~~)		'''It's been updated everyone!''' Check the link hub to read the new story. (4/5/2025)

	== Links ==		== Links ==

98.169.108.177: /* Twitch */

2025-03-18T07:18:26Z

Twitch

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	Twitch's paranoia is speculated to be the byproduct of his minor clairvoyance, as he has correctly predicted (among other things) the Box being full of Orks, the Interrogator Bitch trying to harvest everyone's precious bodily fluids, the daemon-knarloc-servitor-titan, and DAEMONIDS.		Twitch's paranoia is speculated to be the byproduct of his minor clairvoyance, as he has correctly predicted (among other things) the Box being full of Orks, the Interrogator Bitch trying to harvest everyone's precious bodily fluids, the daemon-knarloc-servitor-titan, and DAEMONIDS.

			Went out with a bang.

	=== Nubby Nubbs ===		=== Nubby Nubbs ===

195.252.220.25: pretty sure the diplomat's also been in a lot of planning meetings

2025-03-16T06:07:34Z

pretty sure the diplomat's also been in a lot of planning meetings

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	At 372411 words (where hyphenated words are counted as multiple words), the story archive is longer than a lot of novels. Be prepared.		At 372411 words (where hyphenated words are counted as multiple words), the story archive is longer than a lot of novels. Be prepared.

	The FINAL CHAPTER is on its way, sometime ~~<s>~~during the month of April</s> ~~Soon<sup>tm</sup>. <s>A post is scheduled for July 28th, 6PM Mountain time. Fingers crossed. </s> Trust in the Emperor, and his scribe Shoggy, to deliver. <s>As of April 2020, Shoggy~~ has ~~clarified that he is not dead~~, ~~but is very busy dealing with the general state of the world right now, and also a puppy~~. However, he has not responded nor posted since then, and given said state of the world, the outlook for updates may be eternally grim. He has however uploaded gifs of his dog on Imgur in November/ early December 2020, so at least he seems to be OK.~~</s>~~		The FINAL CHAPTER <s>is on its way, sometime during the month of April</s> has arrived! Thread went live on March 15th, 2025. Website will be updated later.

	Shoggy posted an update to the site in May 2021 to tell everyone he is '''not dead''', announce that he has a Twitter now, and explain a little about why there were no updates for a while (he survived an attempt at [[Rocks fall, everyone dies]] with "only" brain damage). He is working on AGP chapters again. He also got another dog.		Shoggy posted an update to the site in May 2021 to tell everyone he is '''not dead''', announce that he has a Twitter now, and explain a little about why there were no updates for a while (he survived an attempt at [[Rocks fall, everyone dies]] with "only" brain damage). He is working on AGP chapters again. He also got another dog.
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	The consequences of offically being arrested over obtaining every traffic fine and violation in the Imperium's history.		The consequences of offically being arrested over obtaining every traffic fine and violation in the Imperium's history.

	Our brave, stupid, fuck-up Guardsmen are sentenced to life in a [[Penal_legion\|Penal Legion]], and must complete Oak's mission against the greatest opponents any guardsmen can face - a literal army of Commissars. Good news is their assigned Commissar is Dead Drunk and they have friends on the inside, the bad news is the ~~Interrigator~~ in charge of getting them out is "volunteered" for the latest suicide squad, Aimy is being turned into a Commissar, and nobody else has any Inquisitorial Infiltration skill beyond being Guardsmen. Part 2 NOW, with the wonders of life inside the Penal Zone such as bribery, extortion, and mass-public executions by baby Commissars. Part 3 NOW, featuring the employment of the rare Imperial guard tactic "Drunken Safety Commissar" being used to avoid troublesome extortion, avoid other commissars, and most importantly to avoid being blown up due to their own fuck-ups. <s>Part 4 delayed due to Nurgle's centenary pandemic celebration. </s> Part 4 is up!		Our brave, stupid, fuck-up Guardsmen are sentenced to life in a [[Penal_legion\|Penal Legion]], and must complete Oak's mission against the greatest opponents any guardsmen can face - a literal army of Commissars. Good news is their assigned Commissar is Dead Drunk and they have friends on the inside, the bad news is the Interrogator in charge of getting them out is "volunteered" for the latest suicide squad, Aimy is being turned into a Commissar, and nobody else has any Inquisitorial Infiltration skill beyond being Guardsmen. Part 2 NOW, with the wonders of life inside the Penal Zone such as bribery, extortion, and mass-public executions by baby Commissars. Part 3 NOW, featuring the employment of the rare Imperial guard tactic "Drunken Safety Commissar" being used to avoid troublesome extortion, avoid other commissars, and most importantly to avoid being blown up due to their own fuck-ups. <s>Part 4 delayed due to Nurgle's centenary pandemic celebration. </s> Part 4 is up!

	'''Thread archive(s): '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/62972087/		'''Thread archive(s): '''http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/62972087/
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	=== Fumbles ===		=== Fumbles ===
	He's a psyker and called Fumbles, what do you expect? Well, wrong you are then! Actually a very decent (and adorable) little guy, for a psyker, that is. Just needs a little inspiration and distance from untouchables and probability fields. In spite of most of the team's non-guardsman members either being rotated out or else killed horribly, and in spite of the team's frequent disgust with psykers, Fumbles has become a regular fixture on the team. Addicted to space speed, thanks to a certain Cretin. Also thanks to a certain incident involving Frank he may be at risk of being purged by anyone not from the squad. He also has hyper-sensitive and enlarged eyes after some warp shit, so now he wears some nice goggles.		He's a psyker and called Fumbles, what do you expect? Well, wrong you are then! Actually a very decent (and adorable) little guy, for a psyker, that is. Just needs a little inspiration and distance from untouchables and probability fields. In spite of most of the team's non-guardsman members either being rotated out or else killed horribly, and in spite of the team's frequent disgust with psykers, Fumbles has become a regular fixture on the team. Addicted to space speed, thanks to a certain Cretin. Also thanks to a certain incident involving Frank he may be at risk of being purged by anyone not from the squad. He also has hyper-sensitive and enlarged eyes after some warp shit, so now he wears some nice goggles.

			=== Diplomacy Adept ===
			An old diplomat who was assigned to the team during "The Greater Good". Serves as a translator between the Guardsmen and people with actual braincells, sometimes using sock puppets to explain background politics. Tried to give Sarge diplomacy lessons with varied results. Has managed to talk the squad out of some interesting situations. Apparently been with Oak since he was an Interrogator. Also gave Oak diplomacy lessons.

			Revealed to be named Probity Tact in the Finale.

	=== Spot the Wonder Drone 2.0 ===		=== Spot the Wonder Drone 2.0 ===
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	=== Chunky Salsa ===		=== Chunky Salsa ===
	Just interacting with the Party increases the chance of turning into Chunky Salsa by over 9000%.		Just interacting with the Party increases the chance of turning into Chunky Salsa by over 9000%.

	~~===Sock Puppets===~~
	These two puppets usually appear whenever someone smart needs to condescendingly explain background politics to the AGP. Appeared once on the Tau border worlds to explain the governor's nefarious plan to provoke a war, and again to explain the conspiracy against Inquisitor Oak's training school.

	===Poker Room of The Damned===		===Poker Room of The Damned===

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2023-06-17T18:13:20Z

450 revisions imported

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47.186.91.96: updated wordcount

2023-05-28T23:48:29Z

updated wordcount

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	Basically Red vs Blue: 40K Edition. If every main character <s>had common sense</s> Handled It.		Basically Red vs Blue: 40K Edition. If every main character <s>had common sense</s> Handled It.

	At ~~over 200k~~ words (~~Actually, upon counting, it has ~323.4k~~ words ~~(not counting the most recent unfinished chapter), almost 30% the word count of the entire ''Harry Potter'' series~~), the story archive is longer than a lot of novels. Be prepared.		At 372411 words (where hyphenated words are counted as multiple words), the story archive is longer than a lot of novels. Be prepared.

	The FINAL CHAPTER is on its way, sometime <s>during the month of April</s> Soon<sup>tm</sup>. <s>A post is scheduled for July 28th, 6PM Mountain time. Fingers crossed. </s> Trust in the Emperor, and his scribe Shoggy, to deliver. <s>As of April 2020, Shoggy has clarified that he is not dead, but is very busy dealing with the general state of the world right now, and also a puppy. However, he has not responded nor posted since then, and given said state of the world, the outlook for updates may be eternally grim. He has however uploaded gifs of his dog on Imgur in November/ early December 2020, so at least he seems to be OK.</s>		The FINAL CHAPTER is on its way, sometime <s>during the month of April</s> Soon<sup>tm</sup>. <s>A post is scheduled for July 28th, 6PM Mountain time. Fingers crossed. </s> Trust in the Emperor, and his scribe Shoggy, to deliver. <s>As of April 2020, Shoggy has clarified that he is not dead, but is very busy dealing with the general state of the world right now, and also a puppy. However, he has not responded nor posted since then, and given said state of the world, the outlook for updates may be eternally grim. He has however uploaded gifs of his dog on Imgur in November/ early December 2020, so at least he seems to be OK.</s>

2600:4040:A5B4:E800:20B2:83A9:4589:995A: /* Interrogator (AFK) */

2023-02-02T21:28:26Z

Interrogator (AFK)

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	=== Interrogator (AFK) ===		=== Interrogator (AFK) ===
	First appears in "Good Soldiers, Bad Educators". Has them assigned to him for a mission, fucks off and leaves them to do things their way. Doesn't get much development beyond not being around to fuck the squad up. Makes another brief appearance, at the end of "Interplanetary Man of Mystery" and another at "Interlude: Escape". Ironically probably their best interrogator.		First appears in "Good Soldiers, Bad Educators". Has them assigned to him for a mission, fucks off and leaves them to do things their way. Doesn't get much development beyond not being around to fuck the squad up. Makes another brief appearance, at the end of "Interplanetary Man of Mystery" and another at "Interlude: Escape". Ironically probably their best interrogator.

			Revealed to be named Ulmus in "Interlude: Debrief" by the Cogitator Adept. Turns out he's actually pretty important to Oak and maybe-probably-didn't set them up for a suicide mission. ''100% Alfred Approved''

	=== Interrogator Bane Johns (Super Spy) ===		=== Interrogator Bane Johns (Super Spy) ===

2600:4040:A5B4:E800:20B2:83A9:4589:995A: /* Interlude: Debrief */ added link

2023-02-02T21:18:10Z

Interlude: Debrief: added link

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	===Interlude: Debrief===		===Interlude: Debrief===
			http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/Debrief.html

	== Guardsmen ==		== Guardsmen ==

97.104.76.112: /* Fio the Tau */ updated

2022-12-29T23:45:53Z

Fio the Tau: updated

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	=== Fio the Tau ===		=== Fio the Tau ===
	An Earth caste engineer the party rescued from a messy situation involving necrons, an Eldar warlock and lots and lots of heretek. Weeaboo and annoying as fuck, but good for fixing things. ~~Currently hiding~~ in the Guardsmen's barracks to avoid getting everyone blammed for heresy. He's somehow able to smuggle in some [[Anime\|Tau animations]] for the ship's resident [[weeaboo\|Tau culture aficionados]], which unfortunately includes a fictionalization of the AGP after their exploits on a Tau border world. Hasn't died yet, but has been "promoted" to being a crazy Magos Biologis' minion.		An Earth caste engineer the party rescued from a messy situation involving necrons, an Eldar warlock and lots and lots of heretek. Weeaboo and annoying as fuck, but good for fixing things. Hid in the Guardsmen's barracks for a while to avoid getting everyone blammed for heresy. He's somehow able to smuggle in some [[Anime\|Tau animations]] for the ship's resident [[weeaboo\|Tau culture aficionados]], which unfortunately includes a fictionalization of the AGP after their exploits on a Tau border world. Hasn't died yet, but has been "promoted" to being a crazy Magos Biologis' minion.

	===Frank (the daemonthrope) ===		===Frank (the daemonthrope) ===

97.104.76.112: /* Greg "Sarge" Sargent */

2022-12-29T23:37:44Z

Greg "Sarge" Sargent

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	=== Greg "Sarge" Sargent ===		=== Greg "Sarge" Sargent ===
	The big solid non-comm that keeps the squad moving. Probably the true hero of this story. The straight man and a born cynic. Think Sergeant Merrick from DoW, or Sgt Redford from Bad Company. Dig into "Interplanetary Man of Mystery" to find his real name! He eventually takes over as the team's Interrogator, if only to ensure that the role isn't taken by some incompetent nutjob who will get them all killed. That hasn't stopped them from running into old "acquaintances" or dealing with bureaucratic bullshit, though. He is pretty good at keeping the AGP alive (mostly). Almost like a shitty dad.		The big solid non-comm that keeps the squad moving. Probably the true hero of this story. The straight man and a born cynic. Think Sergeant Merrick from DoW, or Sgt Redford from Bad Company. Dig into "Interplanetary Man of Mystery" to find his real name! He eventually takes over as the team's Interrogator, if only to ensure that the role isn't taken by some incompetent nutjob who will get them all killed. That hasn't stopped them from running into old "acquaintances" or dealing with bureaucratic bullshit, though. He is pretty good at keeping the AGP alive (mostly). Almost like a shitty dad.
	Now he is an acting Inquisitor! Originally he refused to be made an Interrogator and his team backed him up by making up stuff about how deplorable he really is. Oak didn't seem to really buy it but went along with it. It, like everything that goes the team's way, couldn't last forever.		Now he is an acting Inquisitor! Originally he refused to be made an Interrogator and his team backed him up by making up stuff about how deplorable he really is. Oak didn't seem to really buy it but went along with them. It, like everything that goes the team's way, couldn't last forever.

	=== Doc ===		=== Doc ===

1d4chan>GloriousGidofter: /* The Inquistorial Penal Legion */

2022-10-20T03:29:03Z

The Inquistorial Penal Legion

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	'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/penal.html		'''Site link: '''http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/penal.html

			===Interlude: Debrief===

	== Guardsmen ==		== Guardsmen ==