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	The Angry Marine-Bomb is a weapon of mass destruction and/or carnage used exclusively by the [[Inquisition]], usually as an option of last resort.		The Angry Marine-Bomb is a weapon of mass destruction and/or carnage used exclusively by the [[Inquisition]], usually as an option of last resort.

	Very basically, the Angry Marine-Bomb involves strapping a heavily sedated [[Angry Marine]] onto a [[Chimera]], driving it to the enemy lines, stirring the marine awake, and then... allowing matters to take their course.		Very basically, the Angry Marine-Bomb involves strapping a heavily sedated [[Angry Marine]] onto a [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], driving it to the enemy lines, stirring the marine awake, and then... allowing matters to take their course.

	== Required Parts ==		== Required Parts ==
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	*Four chains made of of His most sacred plasteel and durable enough to hold back a Khornate Berserker.		*Four chains made of of His most sacred plasteel and durable enough to hold back a Khornate Berserker.

	* One old [[Chimera]], of whom thou shalt remove the roof plating (note that this will utterly anger the machine spirit, but that such an effect will actually bolster the destructive power of the weapon). Using a [[METAL BOXES\|Rhino]] instead of a Chimera is [[Heresy\|questionable]], as it would be a waste of [[Emperor\|His]] most sacred resources.		* One old [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], of whom thou shalt remove the roof plating (note that this will utterly anger the machine spirit, but that such an effect will actually bolster the destructive power of the weapon). Using a [[METAL BOXES\|Rhino]] instead of a Chimera is [[Heresy\|questionable]], as it would be a waste of [[Emperor\|His]] most sacred resources.

	* One large pole, from the very same forge that fabricated the chains. It shall be no less than 20 feet high.		* One large pole, from the very same forge that fabricated the chains. It shall be no less than 20 feet high.

213.241.10.194: can't you shits spell?

2019-06-06T12:59:50Z

can't you shits spell?

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	To create this weapon most horrifying, thou shalt procure:		To create this weapon most horrifying, thou shalt procure:

	*Four chains made of of His most sacred ~~plaststeel~~ and durable enough to hold back a Khornate Berserker.		*Four chains made of of His most sacred plasteel and durable enough to hold back a Khornate Berserker.

	* One old [[Chimera]], of whom thou shalt remove the roof plating (note that this will utterly anger the machine spirit, but that such an effect will actually bolster the destructive power of the weapon). Using a [[METAL BOXES\|Rhino]] instead of a Chimera is [[Heresy\|questionable]], as it would be a waste of [[Emperor\|His]] most sacred resources.		* One old [[Chimera]], of whom thou shalt remove the roof plating (note that this will utterly anger the machine spirit, but that such an effect will actually bolster the destructive power of the weapon). Using a [[METAL BOXES\|Rhino]] instead of a Chimera is [[Heresy\|questionable]], as it would be a waste of [[Emperor\|His]] most sacred resources.

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Notes

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	*Various Ork Clans have desperately tried to loot the Angry Marine-Bomb. <s>Luckily, all attempts have failed.</s> <s>OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DID. YOU THINK WE'D LET ONE AS ANGRY AS US BE LOOTED BY THOSE GREENSKIN SCOTTISH FUCKTARDBALLS? FUCK YOU!!</s> <s>If they can loot the Emprah on his golden throne, they can loot a psycho tied to a pole, given enough time of course.</s> sorry, teh Blod Rehvans are teh ones who stole teh Emprah, to ensure his Survival.		*Various Ork Clans have desperately tried to loot the Angry Marine-Bomb. <s>Luckily, all attempts have failed.</s> <s>OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DID. YOU THINK WE'D LET ONE AS ANGRY AS US BE LOOTED BY THOSE GREENSKIN SCOTTISH FUCKTARDBALLS? FUCK YOU!!</s> <s>If they can loot the Emprah on his golden throne, they can loot a psycho tied to a pole, given enough time of course.</s> sorry, teh Blod Rehvans are teh ones who stole teh Emprah, to ensure his Survival.

	* Video footage shows that Necron Destroyers react with a facepalm when seeing the Marine strapped to the pole. The reason for this is unknown.		* Video footage shows that Necron Destroyers react with a facepalm when seeing the Marine strapped to the pole. The reason for this is unknown. Clearly it is a sign of absolute terror. The filthy space pirate robot zombies seek to hide (poorly) from His most furious angel!

	==Table Top Rules Prototype==		==Table Top Rules Prototype==

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Usage on the Battlefield

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	COCKMONGLER!"		COCKMONGLER!"

	<s>However, this request is usually denied, simply because it makes the marine angrier and therefore, better.</s> FUCK YOU DAMN RIGHT THEY LET US DO IT. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK.		<s>However, this request is usually denied, simply because it makes the marine angrier and therefore, better.</s> FUCK YOU DAMN RIGHT THEY LET US DO IT. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA FUCK WITH US?

	== CAUTION ! ==		== CAUTION ! ==

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CAUTION !

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	The blood pressure of the marine will rise to such unthinkable magnitudes that even his superhuman hearts and arteries will be [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-\|unable to handle it]], thus resulting in a most violent blast that will hurl parts of flesh, bone, and [[Pauldrons\|power armor]] in all directions, usually impaling and/or crushing large parts of your foes formation.		The blood pressure of the marine will rise to such unthinkable magnitudes that even his superhuman hearts and arteries will be [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-\|unable to handle it]], thus resulting in a most violent blast that will hurl parts of flesh, bone, and [[Pauldrons\|power armor]] in all directions, usually impaling and/or crushing large parts of your foes formation.

	Still, this method is highly frowned upon, not only because it means wasting the life of a mighty space marine in a way most heretical, but also because the Chapter Master of the [[Angry Marines]], '''~~Tempurus~~ Maximus''' himself, will demand your presence in order to punish you for this lavishness by "TEARING OUT YOUR GODDAMN SKULL THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE" (sic.).		Still, this method is highly frowned upon, not only because it means wasting the life of a mighty space marine in a way most heretical, but also because the Chapter Master of the [[Angry Marines]], '''Temperus Maximus''' himself, will demand your presence in order to punish you for this lavishness by "TEARING OUT YOUR GODDAMN SKULL THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE" (sic.).

	== Notes ==		== Notes ==

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CAUTION !

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	The blood pressure of the marine will rise to such unthinkable magnitudes that even his superhuman hearts and arteries will be [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-\|unable to handle it]], thus resulting in a most violent blast that will hurl parts of flesh, bone, and [[Pauldrons\|power armor]] in all directions, usually impaling and/or crushing large parts of your foes formation.		The blood pressure of the marine will rise to such unthinkable magnitudes that even his superhuman hearts and arteries will be [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-\|unable to handle it]], thus resulting in a most violent blast that will hurl parts of flesh, bone, and [[Pauldrons\|power armor]] in all directions, usually impaling and/or crushing large parts of your foes formation.

	Still, this method is highly frowned upon, not only because it means wasting the life of a mighty space marine in a way most heretical, but also because the Chapter Master of the [[Angry Marines]], '''~~Tempustus~~ Maximus''' himself, will demand your presence in order to punish you for this lavishness by "TEARING OUT YOUR GODDAMN SKULL THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE" (sic.).		Still, this method is highly frowned upon, not only because it means wasting the life of a mighty space marine in a way most heretical, but also because the Chapter Master of the [[Angry Marines]], '''Tempurus Maximus''' himself, will demand your presence in order to punish you for this lavishness by "TEARING OUT YOUR GODDAMN SKULL THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE" (sic.).

	== Notes ==		== Notes ==

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CAUTION !

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	The blood pressure of the marine will rise to such unthinkable magnitudes that even his superhuman hearts and arteries will be [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-\|unable to handle it]], thus resulting in a most violent blast that will hurl parts of flesh, bone, and [[Pauldrons\|power armor]] in all directions, usually impaling and/or crushing large parts of your foes formation.		The blood pressure of the marine will rise to such unthinkable magnitudes that even his superhuman hearts and arteries will be [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-\|unable to handle it]], thus resulting in a most violent blast that will hurl parts of flesh, bone, and [[Pauldrons\|power armor]] in all directions, usually impaling and/or crushing large parts of your foes formation.

	Still, this method is highly frowned upon,not only because it means wasting the life of a mighty space marine in a way most heretical, but also because the Chapter Master of the [[Angry Marines]], '''Tempustus Maximus''' himself, will demand your presence in order to punish you for this lavishness by "TEARING OUT YOUR GODDAMN SKULL THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE" (sic.).		Still, this method is highly frowned upon, not only because it means wasting the life of a mighty space marine in a way most heretical, but also because the Chapter Master of the [[Angry Marines]], '''Tempustus Maximus''' himself, will demand your presence in order to punish you for this lavishness by "TEARING OUT YOUR GODDAMN SKULL THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE" (sic.).

	== Notes ==		== Notes ==

99.174.81.255: /* Required Parts */

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Required Parts

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	To create this weapon most horrifying, thou shalt procure:		To create this weapon most horrifying, thou shalt procure:

	*Four chains made of of ~~his~~ most sacred plaststeel and durable enough to hold back a Khornate Berserker.		*Four chains made of of His most sacred plaststeel and durable enough to hold back a Khornate Berserker.

	* One old [[Chimera]], of whom thou shalt remove the roof plating (note that this will utterly anger the machine spirit, but that such an effect will actually bolster the destructive power of the weapon). Using a [[METAL BOXES\|Rhino]] instead of a Chimera is [[Heresy\|questionable]], as it would be a waste of [[Emperor\|His]] most sacred resources.		* One old [[Chimera]], of whom thou shalt remove the roof plating (note that this will utterly anger the machine spirit, but that such an effect will actually bolster the destructive power of the weapon). Using a [[METAL BOXES\|Rhino]] instead of a Chimera is [[Heresy\|questionable]], as it would be a waste of [[Emperor\|His]] most sacred resources.