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	[[Image:Blackholeinabox.jpg#file.png\|thumb\|right\|And you thought Eldrad was a prick. [[Awesome\|(This is canon, by the way.)]]]]		[[Image:Blackholeinabox.jpg#file.png\|thumb\|right\|And you thought Eldrad was a prick. [[Awesome\|(This is canon, by the way.)]]]]

	'''Asdrubael Vect''' is one of the biggest [[troll\|trolls]] (save for [[Tzeentch]], [[Creed]], and [[Trazyn]]) to ever walk the [[Warhammer 40,000\|40k]] universe. He is also a [[Dark Eldar\|sick]] [[Honsou\|fuck]].		'''Asdrubael Vect''' is one of the biggest [[troll\|trolls]] (save for [[Tzeentch]], [[Creed]], and [[Trazyn]]) to ever walk the [[Warhammer 40,000\|40k]] universe. He is also a [[Dark Eldar\|sick]] [[Honsou\|fuck]].

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	Despite being someone who would, conceivably, have done a lot in over ten-thousand years, fluff itself is rather sparse concerning Vect, except to mention him killing other Archons.		Despite being someone who would, conceivably, have done a lot in over ten-thousand years, fluff itself is rather sparse concerning Vect, except to mention him killing other Archons.

	== Being one of the oldest pricks in history, predating even Eldrad ==		==Being one of the oldest pricks in history, predating even Eldrad==
	Asdrubael Vect is bigger than a [[Eldrad\|dick]], he's a prick. He is constantly bringing things to an unprecedented level of dickishness allowing himself to steeple his fingers and cackle "[[Just As Planned]]!" while, [[Tankred\|simultaneously having his cock sucked by his twin blonde lesbian sex slaves]]. Yeah, he's just that much of a boss.		Asdrubael Vect is bigger than a [[Eldrad\|dick]], he's a prick. He is constantly bringing things to an unprecedented level of dickishness allowing himself to steeple his fingers and cackle "[[Just As Planned]]!" while, [[Tankred\|simultaneously having his cock sucked by his twin blonde lesbian sex slaves]]. Yeah, he's just that much of a boss.

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	He is unnerved by [[Phoenix Lords]] though, or perhaps a better term would be envious. When [[Jain Zar]] met him to organize the release of a disgraced Archon, it became painfully clear to the first of the Howling Banshees that Asdrubael in his own way envied what he saw as the genuine immortality of the Phoenix Lords.		He is unnerved by [[Phoenix Lords]] though, or perhaps a better term would be envious. When [[Jain Zar]] met him to organize the release of a disgraced Archon, it became painfully clear to the first of the Howling Banshees that Asdrubael in his own way envied what he saw as the genuine immortality of the Phoenix Lords.

	== Theme Song ==		==Theme Song==

	Who lives in a city, inside the webway?		Who lives in a city, inside the webway?
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	Granted this is all from before 5th edition's revamp, before that Vect had no traits or backstory other than the leader of the Dark Eldar and before the Dark Eldar even had any good candidates for a relic unit so he was probably picked for lack of better options.		Granted this is all from before 5th edition's revamp, before that Vect had no traits or backstory other than the leader of the Dark Eldar and before the Dark Eldar even had any good candidates for a relic unit so he was probably picked for lack of better options.

	== Dark Times Ahead? ==		==Dark Times Ahead?==
	Due to Games Workshop not giving Vect a new model (and ignoring his old one); as of the 7th edition Dark Eldar codex [[FAIL\|Asdrubael Vect is no longer a playable character]]! Think of the implications; that'd be like cutting Marneus Calgar from the Ultramarines (not that Games Workshop would ever do that), removing the Phoenix Lords from Craftworld Eldar or taking [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka\|Ghazghkull]] out of Ork armybooks. For now, he exists only in the fluff (which is thankfully unchanged). On a completely unrelated note, suck our balls GW.		Due to Games Workshop not giving Vect a new model (and ignoring his old one); as of the 7th edition Dark Eldar codex [[FAIL\|Asdrubael Vect is no longer a playable character]]! Think of the implications; that'd be like cutting Marneus Calgar from the Ultramarines (not that Games Workshop would ever do that), removing the Phoenix Lords from Craftworld Eldar or taking [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka\|Ghazghkull]] out of Ork armybooks. For now, he exists only in the fluff (which is thankfully unchanged). On a completely unrelated note, suck our balls GW.

	During the ''Gathering Storm'' campaign in which a [[Yvraine\|Herald of Ynnead]] is born, Vect isn't happy about this in the slightest, mostly because this triggers Khaine's gate to shatter and daemons to invade Commorragh. In the initial battle, Vect runs away like a bitch, pretty much in plain view of every important person in the city. Later on, he sends Urien Rakarth and the Haemonculi to hunt down Yvraine, but they flee in terror after it is discovered that the Yncarne can perma-kill them. Vect then sends his Kabal after her, but Yvraine has Harlequins help her keep one step ahead of Vect. He insinuates to his court and servants that the Dysjunction was [[just as planned]], but everyone knows that's BS (though Vect is still feared enough that no one calls him out on his obvious lie). By the end of the story Vect has failed to contain the threat, many of the Dark Eldar (including Lelith Hesperax) leave to go join the Ynnari, his entire court is pissed at him, and several Archons are talking about leading an overthrow, with the loudest being Lady Malys. Insult to injury, it is the Mandrakes, under [[Kheradruakh]], that finally manage to drive off the invading daemons with help from the Haemonculi, completely upstaging Vect. Needless to say, he is extremely upset about all his plans going up in flames because of a meddling [[Ynnead\|god]].		During the ''Gathering Storm'' campaign in which a [[Yvraine\|Herald of Ynnead]] is born, Vect isn't happy about this in the slightest, mostly because this triggers Khaine's gate to shatter and daemons to invade Commorragh. In the initial battle, Vect runs away like a bitch, pretty much in plain view of every important person in the city. Later on, he sends Urien Rakarth and the Haemonculi to hunt down Yvraine, but they flee in terror after it is discovered that the Yncarne can perma-kill them. Vect then sends his Kabal after her, but Yvraine has Harlequins help her keep one step ahead of Vect. He insinuates to his court and servants that the Dysjunction was [[just as planned]], but everyone knows that's BS (though Vect is still feared enough that no one calls him out on his obvious lie). By the end of the story Vect has failed to contain the threat, many of the Dark Eldar (including Lelith Hesperax) leave to go join the Ynnari, his entire court is pissed at him, and several Archons are talking about leading an overthrow, with the loudest being Lady Malys. Insult to injury, it is the Mandrakes, under [[Kheradruakh]], that finally manage to drive off the invading daemons with help from the Haemonculi, completely upstaging Vect. Needless to say, he is extremely upset about all his plans going up in flames because of a meddling [[Ynnead\|god]].

	== The Living Muse ==		==The Living Muse==

	Things reached their peak when the unthinkable happened; Vect was murdered. He, in an uncharacteristic move, had sent his Incubi bodyguards away to keep order. During this time Mandrakes, at the behest of an unknown employer, swarmed his inner sanctum and killed him. Some rumors said it was the Cursed Blade who ordered it - the Wych Cult had a reputation for treachery. Others said it was Lady Malys (Lady Malys had her Kabal keep their distance from Vect and his forces despite her calling for his overthrow, the lore is ambiguous as to whether she had a hand in it). At the same moment every failsafe against death the Haemonculi had for Vect was destroyed. All the Archons across Commorragh were stunned. Some were dismayed, others worried in paranoia that if Vect himself could die how safe were they? All were apprehensive of the future of Commorragh and planned their next move. The Harlequins of the Veiled Path held a funeral for Vect at the Cursed Blade's arena, and Urien Rakarth promised to openly show his newest creations. Many Archons and Kabals attended, either to gloat over Vect's death, out of "loyalty" or to see Urien Rakarth's performance...		Things reached their peak when the unthinkable happened; Vect was murdered. He, in an uncharacteristic move, had sent his Incubi bodyguards away to keep order. During this time Mandrakes, at the behest of an unknown employer, swarmed his inner sanctum and killed him. Some rumors said it was the Cursed Blade who ordered it - the Wych Cult had a reputation for treachery. Others said it was Lady Malys (Lady Malys had her Kabal keep their distance from Vect and his forces despite her calling for his overthrow, the lore is ambiguous as to whether she had a hand in it). At the same moment every failsafe against death the Haemonculi had for Vect was destroyed. All the Archons across Commorragh were stunned. Some were dismayed, others worried in paranoia that if Vect himself could die how safe were they? All were apprehensive of the future of Commorragh and planned their next move. The Harlequins of the Veiled Path held a funeral for Vect at the Cursed Blade's arena, and Urien Rakarth promised to openly show his newest creations. Many Archons and Kabals attended, either to gloat over Vect's death, out of "loyalty" or to see Urien Rakarth's performance...

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	tl;dr Vect came back from the dead, and now everyone he hates better watch their backs.		tl;dr Vect came back from the dead, and now everyone he hates better watch their backs.

	== The Torturer's Tale ==		==The Torturer's Tale==
	[https://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1372670236817.pdf If you needed proof of just what an utter prick Vect is....]		[https://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1372670236817.pdf If you needed proof of just what an utter prick Vect is....]

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	== The Torturer's Tale ==		== The Torturer's Tale ==
	[https://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1372670236817.pdf\| If you needed proof of just what an utter prick Vect is....]		[https://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1372670236817.pdf If you needed proof of just what an utter prick Vect is....]

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	== The Torturer's Tale ==		== The Torturer's Tale ==
	[https://~~www~~.~~thedarkcity~~.~~net~~/~~t2926-the-torturer-s-tale~~\| If you needed proof of just what an utter prick Vect is....]		[https://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1372670236817.pdf\| If you needed proof of just what an utter prick Vect is....]

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1d4chan>Triacom: - The quote was meant to mess with Moriarty, it doesn't really apply to Vect, and the Necrons are far older.

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- The quote was meant to mess with Moriarty, it doesn't really apply to Vect, and the Necrons are far older.

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	{{Topquote\|The upward strokes on the P, the J, and the M indicate a genius-level intellect, while the flourishes on the lower zone denote a highly creative yet meticulous nature. But if one observes the overall slant and the pressure of the writing, there's a suggestion of acute narcissism, a completely lack of empathy, and a pronounced inclination toward moral insanity.\|Sherlock Holmes to Professor Moriarty, ''Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows''}}

	[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]		[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]

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	Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].		Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].

	He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, the Necrons~~, and possibly the [[Votann\|Votanns]]~~.		He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, and obviously the Necrons.

	He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.		He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.

1d4chan>TheWriteStuff: Thought this quote from RDJ Sherlock fit

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Thought this quote from RDJ Sherlock fit

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			{{Topquote\|The upward strokes on the P, the J, and the M indicate a genius-level intellect, while the flourishes on the lower zone denote a highly creative yet meticulous nature. But if one observes the overall slant and the pressure of the writing, there's a suggestion of acute narcissism, a completely lack of empathy, and a pronounced inclination toward moral insanity.\|Sherlock Holmes to Professor Moriarty, ''Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows''}}

	[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]		[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]

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	Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].		Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].

	He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, and ~~obviously~~ the ~~Necrons~~.		He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, the Necrons, and possibly the [[Votann\|Votanns]].

	He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.		He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.

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	[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]		[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]

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	He is also encountered in the Dark Eldar Stronghold, where he ran away on his pimp ride full of hoes like a little bitch, swore to rape Tahril for his failure but got his ride shot down by your troops (Vect most likely didn't die, however. According to Tahril after seeing Vect crash, "If he had died, I should have taken his place."). Overall, the presentation for Vect in this game is rather disappointing, for the fact he never really made any awesome quote or any smart dickery like [[Sindri]] other than just chilling on his pimpmobile like a couch potato.		He is also encountered in the Dark Eldar Stronghold, where he ran away on his pimp ride full of hoes like a little bitch, swore to rape Tahril for his failure but got his ride shot down by your troops (Vect most likely didn't die, however. According to Tahril after seeing Vect crash, "If he had died, I should have taken his place."). Overall, the presentation for Vect in this game is rather disappointing, for the fact he never really made any awesome quote or any smart dickery like [[Sindri]] other than just chilling on his pimpmobile like a couch potato.

	Granted this is all from before 5th edition's revamp, before that Vect had no traits or backstory other than the leader of the Dark Eldar.		Granted this is all from before 5th edition's revamp, before that Vect had no traits or backstory other than the leader of the Dark Eldar and before the Dark Eldar even had any good candidates for a relic unit so he was probably picked for lack of better options.

	== Dark Times Ahead? ==		== Dark Times Ahead? ==

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	{{Topquote\|The upward strokes on the P, the J, and the M indicate a genius-level intellect, while the flourishes on the lower zone denote a highly creative yet meticulous nature. But if one observes the overall slant and the pressure of the writing, there's a suggestion of acute narcissism, a completely lack of empathy, and a pronounced inclination toward moral insanity.\|Sherlock Holmes to Professor Moriarty, ''Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows''}}

	[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]		[[File:Bild22.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Asdrubael Vect in all his bitch-getting glory.]]

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	Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].		Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].

	He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, the Necrons~~, and possibly the [[Votann\|Votanns]]~~.		He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, and obviously the Necrons.

	He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.		He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.

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	Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].		Vect is the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Supreme Lord]] of the [[Kabal of the Black Heart]], making him the de facto Presidente por Vida of the Drukhari and the Pimp Master General of [[Commorragh]]. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people. Basically, he does it for the [[lulz]].

	He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, and ~~obviously~~ the ~~Necrons~~.		He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh\|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. That would likely put him as the oldest named character in franchise other than Big-E himself, the Necrons, and possibly the [[Votann\|Votanns]].

	He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.		He also was a close combat monster on the tabletop, being one of the few characters who could reliably go toe to toe with [[Abaddon\|Abaddon the Despoiler]] and win, something he shared with [[Mephiston]] and the [[Swarmlord]]. Entire armies suffered critical existence failure the moment he got within reach. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ. This was prior to his removal though, and he has not had actual statistics for a while now.