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	== Anecdotes ==		== Anecdotes ==

	>Wakes up<br>		>Wakes up.<br>
	>[[Orks]] looted his favorite [[Necron Staff Weapons#Staff of Light\|Staff of Light]].<br>		>[[Orks]] looted his favorite [[Necron Staff Weapons#Staff of Light\|Staff of Light]].<br>
	>Teleports his entire Tombworld's forces to fight a massive WAAAGH!!! three sectors over.<br>		>Teleports his entire Tombworld's forces to fight a massive WAAAGH!!! three sectors over.<br>
	>IG happen to be fighting the Orks.<br>		>IG happen to be fighting the Orks.<br>
	>Helps them<br>		>Helps them.<br>
	>At victory party<br>		>At victory party.<br>
	>Planetary-Governor doesn't compliment his new cloak.<br>		>Planetary-Governor doesn't compliment his new cloak.<br>
	>Entire sub-sector devoid of all life the next week.		>Entire sub-sector devoid of all life the next week.
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	>Fighting [[Tyranids]]<br>		>Fighting [[Tyranids]].<br>
	>[[Ripper]]s won't let him keep them as pets.<br>		>[[Ripper]]s won't let him keep them as pets.<br>
	>To this day, nobody knows what has been cutting a bloody path through [[Hive Fleet Kraken]].		>To this day, nobody knows what has been cutting a bloody path through [[Hive Fleet Kraken]].
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	>Helps [[IG]] fight [[Chaos]] for rule over a planet.<br>		>Helps [[IG]] fight [[Chaos]] for rule over a planet.<br>
	>Weeks into the campaign<br>		>Weeks into the campaign.<br>
	>Lord [[Commissar]] mispronounces his name.<br>		>Lord [[Commissar]] mispronounces his name.<br>
	>The [[Daemon Prince]] Valshar now rules over Ciruck IV.		>The [[Daemon Prince]] Valshar now rules over Ciruck IV.
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	>Gives [[Magos\|Arch-Magos]] new shiny [[Necrodermis]] body.<br>		>Gives [[Magos\|Arch-Magos]] new shiny [[Necrodermis]] body.<br>
	>Becomes most trusted advisor.<br>		>Becomes most trusted advisor.<br>
	>Years later<br>		>Years later.<br>
	>Forgets to polish his Res Orb for him.<br>		>Forgets to polish his Res Orb for him.<br>
	>Magos is melted down and turned into [[Scarab]]s. The forgeworld where he grew up is obliterated.		>Magos is melted down and turned into [[Scarab]]s. The forgeworld where he grew up is obliterated.
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	>The citizens thank the lord and ask what he would like in return.<br>		>The citizens thank the lord and ask what he would like in return.<br>
	>He asks for a solid gold statue of himself erected in the center of the major city.<br>		>He asks for a solid gold statue of himself erected in the center of the major city.<br>
	>They comply<br>		>They comply.<br>
	>He inspects the work and finds a .5% impurity of silver in the statue.<br>		>He inspects the work and finds a .5% impurity of silver in the statue.<br>
	>The hive world is now a dead world.		>The hive world is now a dead world.
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	>Assholetep helping a Forgeworld<br>		>Assholetep helping a Forgeworld.<br>
	>One of their [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan]]s steps on a single Scarab<br>		>One of their [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan]]s steps on a single Scarab.<br>
	>"What do you mean an entire Titan Legion was eaten by bugs"?		>"What do you mean an entire Titan Legion was eaten by bugs"?
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	>His Tomb Ships assist a fleet based Chapter fight off some [[Dark Eldar]]<br>		>His Tomb Ships assist a fleet based Chapter fight off some [[Dark Eldar]].<br>
	>Battle Barge cuts in front of them by accident<br>		>Battle Barge cuts in front of them by accident.<br>
	>The Space Hawk Chapter no longer exists		>The Space Hawk Chapter no longer exists
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1d4chan>Dank Smirk, the Troll Premier.: /* Potential Rules, 9E */

2022-06-15T13:50:35Z

Potential Rules, 9E

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1d4chan>FlintTD: Adding the new /tg/ Fan Characters category tag

2022-01-05T13:17:27Z

Adding the new /tg/ Fan Characters category tag

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	*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0 Assholetep after realizing that he no longer has a dick.]		*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0 Assholetep after realizing that he no longer has a dick.]

			[[Category: Stories]]
	[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Necrons]][[Category:/tg/ 40,000]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
			[[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]]
			[[Category:Necrons]]
			[[Category:/tg/ 40,000]]

24.2.229.100: /* Potential Rules */

2021-12-28T23:26:50Z

Potential Rules

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	Pick a friendly unit at the beginning of the battle. It is Assholetep the Insufferable's favorite unit. If that unit takes an unsaved wound (before Reanimation Protocols) or an unsaved penetrating hit, Assholetep the Insufferable gains Rage, Hatred, and Furious Charge. This persists even through any Reanimation Protocols rolls. If Assholetep loses his last wound but comes back through Reanimation Protocols, unless they are already in effect he gains Rage, Furious Charge, Hatred (Everything!) and Preferred Enemy (Everything!).		Pick a friendly unit at the beginning of the battle. It is Assholetep the Insufferable's favorite unit. If that unit takes an unsaved wound (before Reanimation Protocols) or an unsaved penetrating hit, Assholetep the Insufferable gains Rage, Hatred, and Furious Charge. This persists even through any Reanimation Protocols rolls. If Assholetep loses his last wound but comes back through Reanimation Protocols, unless they are already in effect he gains Rage, Furious Charge, Hatred (Everything!) and Preferred Enemy (Everything!).

			=== Potential Rules, 9E ===

			'''Assholetep the Insufferable'''
			Factions: {{W40Kkeyword\|NECRONS}}, {{W40Kkeyword\|Dikh-Ehd}}
			Keywords: {{W40Kkeyword\|INFANTRY}}, {{W40Kkeyword\|CHARACTER}}, {{W40Kkeyword\|PHAERON}}, {{W40Kkeyword\|OVERLORD}}, {{W40Kkeyword\|NOBLE}}, {{W40Kkeyword\|Assholetep the Insufferable}}

			{\|class='wikitable'
			!M!!WS!!BS!!S!!T!!W!!A!!Ld!!Sv
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			6"\|2+\|\|2+\|\|5\|\|5\|\|5\|\|4\|\|10
			\|2+/4++
			\|}

			'''Weapons:''' Tachyon Arrow, Staff of Light

			'''Special rules:''' Living Metal, Phylactery, Command Protocols, Relentless March (Aura), Phase Shifter (4++), My Will Be Done, Phaeron, Resurrection Orb

			'''Obnoxious Tantrums:'''

			Each time this model succeeds on an armour or invulnerable saving throw against a melee attack, after the attacking model’s unit has finished making its attacks, that enemy unit suffers 1 mortal wound.

			'''Absolutely Insufferable:'''

			Any unit within 12" of Assholetep that declares a charge which does not include him as a target of the charge that rolls above that unit's highest Leadership score on the charge roll automatically fails the charge. When an enemy unit within engagement range of Assholetep is selected to make melee attacks, it must roll 2d6; if it rolls above the highest Leadership score in the unit, it must target Assholetep with all of its melee attacks.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

24.2.229.100: /* Potential Rules */

2021-12-28T22:56:47Z

Potential Rules

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	'''Wargear:''' Phase ~~Shiftier~~, Resurrection Orb, Tachyon Arrow, Original Necron Lord Garments (counts as Sempiternal Weave)		'''Wargear:''' Phase Shifter, Resurrection Orb, Tachyon Arrow, Original Necron Lord Garments (counts as Sempiternal Weave)

	Insufferable Staff: The Insufferable Staff is a Staff of Light that also functions as a melee weapon. Melee Profile: ~~Strength – User,~~ AP – 2, Concussive.		Insufferable Staff: The Insufferable Staff is a Staff of Light that also functions as a melee weapon. Melee Profile: S:U AP: 2, Concussive.

	'''Special rules:''' Reanimation Protocols, Ever-living		'''Special rules:''' Reanimation Protocols, Ever-living.

	'''I Shall Taunt You'''		'''I Shall Taunt You:'''

	Every unit in melee combat against Assholetep the Insufferable or a squad containing Assholetep the Insufferable gains ‘Hatred: Assholetep the Insufferable’ ~~in their round of combat~~. Any model killed in a challenge by Assholetep counts as two kill points rather than one as Assholetep degrades them for losing to him.		Every unit in melee combat against Assholetep the Insufferable or a squad containing Assholetep the Insufferable gains ‘Hatred: Assholetep the Insufferable’. Any model killed in a challenge by Assholetep counts as two kill points rather than one as Assholetep degrades them for losing to him. A unit that is legally capable of charging Assholetep must roll equal to its Leadership or lower in order not to charge him.

	'''Easily Offended'''		'''Easily Offended:'''

	Assholetep cannot refuse challenges. When a ~~Model~~ denies a challenge from Assholetep or Assholetep ~~takes a wound~~ (before saves are rolled), Assholetep the Insufferable and any squad he joins gains Rage, Furious ~~charge~~, Preferred Enemy and Hatred against that model~~/that squad~~.		Assholetep cannot refuse challenges. When a model denies a challenge from Assholetep or Assholetep is wounded (before saves are rolled), Assholetep the Insufferable and any squad he joins gains Rage, Furious Charge, Preferred Enemy, and Hatred against that model's unit.

	'''HUGE RAGE'''		'''HUGE RAGE:'''

	Pick a unit at the beginning of the battle. It is Assholetep the Insufferable's favorite ~~troop/s~~. If that unit takes an unsaved wound (before Reanimation Protocols) or an unsaved penetrating hit, Assholetep the Insufferable gains Rage, Hatred and Furious ~~charge~~. This persists even through any Reanimation Protocols rolls. If Assholetep loses his last wound but comes back through Reanimation Protocols, unless they are already in effect he gains Rage, Furious Charge, Hatred (Everything!) and Preferred Enemy (Everything!).		Pick a friendly unit at the beginning of the battle. It is Assholetep the Insufferable's favorite unit. If that unit takes an unsaved wound (before Reanimation Protocols) or an unsaved penetrating hit, Assholetep the Insufferable gains Rage, Hatred, and Furious Charge. This persists even through any Reanimation Protocols rolls. If Assholetep loses his last wound but comes back through Reanimation Protocols, unless they are already in effect he gains Rage, Furious Charge, Hatred (Everything!) and Preferred Enemy (Everything!).

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

24.2.229.100: /* How Others See Him */

2021-12-28T22:46:49Z

How Others See Him

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	Trazyn the Infinite here;		[[Trazyn the Infinite]] here;

	Assholetep is such an asshole. I was polishing and rearranging my relics when he shows up and goes "Hey Trazyn, you sure know how to preserve your relics. I hear you even have your own virginity locked up!" And then he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.		Assholetep is such an asshole. I was polishing and rearranging my relics when he shows up and goes "Hey Trazyn, you sure know how to preserve your relics. I hear you even have your own virginity locked up!" And then he winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.
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	[[Trazyn the ~~infinite~~]] here;		[[Trazyn the Infinite]] here;

	Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I’m reapplying for citizenship of Mandragora he comes up and says "You know what they say about men who get banned from places after yanking at another man’s staff." then winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.		Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I’m reapplying for citizenship of Mandragora he comes up and says "You know what they say about men who get banned from places after yanking at another man’s staff." then winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber.

1d4chan>Piroko: /* How Others See Him */

2021-10-20T18:19:54Z

How Others See Him

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	[[Asdrubael Vect]] here;		[[Asdrubael Vect]] here;

	Assholetep is hilarious. I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle and called himself ~~Pickletep~~. Funniest shit I've ever seen.		Assholetep is hilarious. I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle and called himself Pickleassholetep. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

	==Assholetep's daily routine==		==Assholetep's daily routine==

1d4chan>Piroko: /* How Others See Him */

2021-10-20T04:25:18Z

How Others See Him

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	[[Asdrubael Vect]] here;		[[Asdrubael Vect]] here;

	Assholetep is hilarious.		Assholetep is hilarious. I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle and called himself Pickletep. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

	==Assholetep's daily routine==		==Assholetep's daily routine==

1d4chan>Piroko: /* How Others See Him */

2021-09-20T04:29:41Z

How Others See Him

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	Good times.		Good times.

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			[[Asdrubael Vect]] here;

			Assholetep is hilarious.

	==Assholetep's daily routine==		==Assholetep's daily routine==