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	==When the Elves arrived==		==When the Elves arrived==
	When the elves came to colonize the old world by setting up a colony on would-be-bretonnia, they found the forest and did some pretty gay stuff with the treekin since they were a lot nicer back then. Then demons showed up and fucked up everything, reducing most of the land covered by roots from the oak of ages to shreds. See the thing is that the forest once had the root covered everywhere, from athel loren to even the land of norsca (before it was occupied by chaos rape vikings) but demons fucked all that up that [[Imperium of Man\|the forest is but a shell of its former selves]]. After the war with demons, the various living tree creatures were kind of butthurt by this event to the point that they were able to evolve into more of a warlike form that is capable of fighting outsiders. The event also draws the forest and the elves closer than ever before since they were butt fuck buddies at war.		When the elves came to colonize the old world by setting up a colony on would-be-bretonnia, they found the forest and did some pretty gay stuff with the treekin since they were a lot nicer back then. Then demons showed up and fucked up everything, reducing most of the land covered by roots from the oak of ages to shreds. See the thing is that the forest once had the root covered everywhere, from athel loren to even the land of norsca (before it was occupied by chaos rape vikings) but demons fucked all that up that [[Imperium of Man\|the forest is but a shell of its former selves]]. After the war with demons, the various living tree creatures were kind of butthurt by this event to the point that they were able to evolve into more of a warlike form that is capable of fighting outsiders. The event also draws the forest and the elves closer than ever before since they were butt fuck buddies at war.

	Then the [[Dwarf]] and the [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|High Elf]] kingdoms had a [[The War of the Beard (The War of Vengeance)\|big war the Elves called the War of the Beard and Dwarfs call the War of Vengeance]], which fucked over the Elf colonists who were still on the continent (thank you Malekith!). The rest of the elves of Ulthuan abandoned them to go save themselves from [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|a bunch of backstabbing cunts]] so the disgruntled colonists decided to go find a new home. The spirits of the forest, particularly the giant treeman named [[Durthu]], had been calling the colonial Elves in a way that affected their most primitive instincts, drawing them into its depths as allies tied to the forest.		Then the [[Dwarf]] and the [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|High Elf]] kingdoms had a [[The War of the Beard (The War of Vengeance)\|big war the Elves called the War of the Beard and Dwarfs call the War of Vengeance]], which fucked over the Elf colonists who were still on the continent (thank you Malekith!). The rest of the elves of Ulthuan abandoned them to go save themselves from [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|a bunch of backstabbing cunts]] so the disgruntled colonists decided to go find a new home. The spirits of the forest, particularly the giant treeman named [[Durthu]], had been calling the colonial Elves in a way that affected their most primitive instincts, drawing them into its depths as allies tied to the forest.
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	==Winter is Coming==		==Winter is Coming==

	The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>vietnamese</s> Fan-Eltharin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self) is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.		The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>vietnamese</s> Fan-Eltharin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self) is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.

	==Things that live there==		==Things that live there==

	Athel Loren is full of some of the most kickarse old world creatures in the entire game. Starting off do you like tree people? Well they are there and they are awesome. Every treeman has a serious beef with anything living and not a resident of the forest, like, thorny tentacles raping you angry.		Athel Loren is full of some of the most kickarse old world creatures in the entire game. Starting off do you like tree people? Well they are there and they are awesome. Every treeman has a serious beef with anything living and not a resident of the forest, like, thorny tentacles raping you angry.

2A02:1808:84:C4D:DB68:5030:6C35:CCEB at 13:45, 16 May 2023

2023-05-16T13:45:44Z

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	==Winter is Coming==		==Winter is Coming==

	The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>vietnamese</s> Fan-Eltharin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self, is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.		The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>vietnamese</s> Fan-Eltharin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self) is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.

	==Things that live there==		==Things that live there==

1d4chan>Dragonkingofthestars: /* Winter is Coming */

2021-03-02T04:27:47Z

Winter is Coming

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	==Winter is Coming==		==Winter is Coming==

	The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>vietnamese</s> ~~Elthárin~~, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self, is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.		The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>vietnamese</s> Fan-Eltharin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self, is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.

	==Things that live there==		==Things that live there==

1d4chan>Dragonkingofthestars: /* Winter is Coming */

2021-03-02T04:25:49Z

Winter is Coming

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	==Winter is Coming==		==Winter is Coming==

	The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>[[vietnamese ]]</s> Elthárin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self, is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.		The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>vietnamese</s> Elthárin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self, is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.

	==Things that live there==		==Things that live there==

1d4chan>Dragonkingofthestars: /* Winter is Coming */

2021-03-02T04:25:38Z

Winter is Coming

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	==Winter is Coming==		==Winter is Coming==

	The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, with weird time warping, during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself.		The forest of Athel Loren is sentient, it skullfucks anything that messes with it and is very much alive. Most trees (you know.. not evergreen ones) wilt in winter, Athel Loren is no different and during the winter months will go into a long sleep only to wake again in spring. During winter the entire forest is basically just another forest, albiet with weird time warping. This however is where the wood elves come in, because while in winter it's 'just another forest', it's still 'just another forest' where the tree speak <s>[[vietnamese ]]</s> Elthárin, meaning attacking it in winter (and with it being warhammer ''fantasy'' a winter campaign is no small feat in on it self, is not much easier. Of course during the rest of the year the forest is fully capable of protecting itself meaning any attacker has about a few months at best to try and do damage to Athel Loren before the trees wake up and start murdering you along side the elves.

	==Things that live there==		==Things that live there==

1d4chan>TheSpoilerHeretic at 18:00, 1 July 2020

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			[[File:Athel Loren.PNG\|300px\|thumb\|right\|imaging it as a safe haven for racism and hippies.]]
	'''Athel Loren''' is a living, self aware forest where the badarse [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\| Hippies]] live. It is best known for simply killing anything that dares to enter it unless they are a tree or a Wood Elf. The forest has existed since before the time of the Elves or Dwarfs and was the last place to be destroyed in the End Times.		'''Athel Loren''' is a living, self aware forest where the badarse [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\| Hippies]] live. It is best known for simply killing anything that dares to enter it unless they are a tree or a Wood Elf. The forest has existed since before the time of the Elves or Dwarfs and was the last place to be destroyed in the End Times.

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	'''Athel Loren''' is a living, self aware forest where the badarse [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\| Hippies]] live. It is best known for simply killing anything that dares to enter it unless they are a tree or a Wood Elf. The forest has existed since before the time of the Elves or Dwarfs and was the last place to be destroyed in the End Times.		'''Athel Loren''' is a living, self aware forest where the badarse [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\| Hippies]] live. It is best known for simply killing anything that dares to enter it unless they are a tree or a Wood Elf. The forest has existed since before the time of the Elves or Dwarfs and was the last place to be destroyed in the End Times.

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Things that live there

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	==Things that live there==		==Things that live there==

	Athel Loren is full of some of the most kickarse old world creatures in the entire game. Starting off do you like tree people? Well they are there and they are awesome. Every treeman has a serious beef with anything living and not a resident of the forest, like, ~~thorns tentacle~~ raping you angry.		Athel Loren is full of some of the most kickarse old world creatures in the entire game. Starting off do you like tree people? Well they are there and they are awesome. Every treeman has a serious beef with anything living and not a resident of the forest, like, thorny tentacles raping you angry.

	Then there are the eagles and hawks. The eagles are really cool, like their LOTR counterparts they are extremely badarse and fully capable of taking on all kinds of things from worms to giants. The hawks are smaller but there are more of them, the Wood Elves like to bird-nap them and raise them as life long companions to become a murder-death combo known as the Hawk Rider. Fucking innovative name there.		Then there are the eagles and hawks. The eagles are really cool, like their LOTR counterparts they are extremely badarse and fully capable of taking on all kinds of things from worms to giants. The hawks are smaller but there are more of them, the Wood Elves like to bird-nap them and raise them as life long companions to become a murder-death combo known as the Hawk Rider. Fucking innovative name there.

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	[[File:Athel Loren.PNG\|300px\|thumb\|right\|imaging it as a safe haven for racism and hippies.]]		[[File:Athel Loren.PNG\|300px\|thumb\|right\|imaging it as a safe haven for racism and hippies.]]
	'''Athel Loren''' is a living, self aware forest where the badarse [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\| Hippies]] live. It is best known for simply killing anything that dares to enter it unless they are a tree or a Wood Elf. The forest has existed since before the time of the Elves or Dwarfs and was the last place to be destroyed in the End Times.		'''Athel Loren''' is a living, self aware forest where the badarse [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\| Hippies]] live. It is best known for simply killing anything that dares to enter it unless they are a tree or a Wood Elf. The forest has existed since before the time of the Elves or Dwarfs and was the last place to be destroyed in the End Times.

	==Before the Elves==		==Before the Elves==
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	When the elves came to colonize the old world by setting up a colony on would-be-bretonnia, they found the forest and did some pretty gay stuff with the treekin since they were a lot nicer back then. Then demons showed up and fucked up everything, reducing most of the land covered by roots from the oak of ages to shreds. See the thing is that the forest once had the root covered everywhere, from athel loren to even the land of norsca (before it was occupied by chaos rape vikings) but demons fucked all that up that [[Imperium of Man\|the forest is but a shell of its former selves]]. After the war with demons, the various living tree creatures were kind of butthurt by this event to the point that they were able to evolve into more of a warlike form that is capable of fighting outsiders. The event also draws the forest and the elves closer than ever before since they were butt fuck buddies at war.		When the elves came to colonize the old world by setting up a colony on would-be-bretonnia, they found the forest and did some pretty gay stuff with the treekin since they were a lot nicer back then. Then demons showed up and fucked up everything, reducing most of the land covered by roots from the oak of ages to shreds. See the thing is that the forest once had the root covered everywhere, from athel loren to even the land of norsca (before it was occupied by chaos rape vikings) but demons fucked all that up that [[Imperium of Man\|the forest is but a shell of its former selves]]. After the war with demons, the various living tree creatures were kind of butthurt by this event to the point that they were able to evolve into more of a warlike form that is capable of fighting outsiders. The event also draws the forest and the elves closer than ever before since they were butt fuck buddies at war.

	Then the [[Dwarf]] and the [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|High Elf]] kingdoms had a [[The War of the Beard (The War of Vengeance)\|big war the Elves called the War of the Beard and Dwarfs call the War of Vengeance]], which fucked over the Elf colonists who were still on the continent (thank you Malekith!). The rest of the elves of Ulthuan abandoned them to go save themselves from [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|a bunch of backstabbing cunts]] so the disgruntled colonists decided to go find a new home. The spirits of the forest, particularly the giant treeman named [[Durthu]], had been calling the colonial Elves in a way that affected their most primitive instincts, drawing them into its depths as allies tied to the forest.		Then the [[Dwarf]] and the [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|High Elf]] kingdoms had a [[The War of the Beard (The War of Vengeance)\|big war the Elves called the War of the Beard and Dwarfs call the War of Vengeance]], which fucked over the Elf colonists who were still on the continent (thank you Malekith!). The rest of the elves of Ulthuan abandoned them to go save themselves from [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|a bunch of backstabbing cunts]] so the disgruntled colonists decided to go find a new home. The spirits of the forest, particularly the giant treeman named [[Durthu]], had been calling the colonial Elves in a way that affected their most primitive instincts, drawing them into its depths as allies tied to the forest.

	Dwarf culture heavily involves [[Book of Grudges\|Grudgekeeping]], or recording EVERY sleight and paying it back. Although the victory of the Dwarves saw them strike out the Grudge that began the war, many Grudges remained from actions during the war. Being a bunch of racists, the Dwarves saw the remaining Elves as the targets for revenge and pursued them into the wilds. The ruling Spirits of Athel Loren, a rather moody Fey butterfly queen named [[Ariel]] (actually the mother and main goddess of all Elves, [[Isha]]) and an outright hostile Satyr king named [[Orion]] (father of all Elves and a god of the hunt [[Kurnous]]), decided not to instantly kill all the Elves and instead lead them to the Oak of Ages, the heart of the forest. When they got there the Forest talked to them, told them about how it wants them to stay and protect it during the winter. The treemen however regretted the invitation as they were massacred by Dwarves, and came to resent all fauna as a result.		Dwarf culture heavily involves [[Book of Grudges\|Grudgekeeping]], or recording EVERY sleight and paying it back. Although the victory of the Dwarves saw them strike out the Grudge that began the war, many Grudges remained from actions during the war. Being a bunch of racists, the Dwarves saw the remaining Elves as the targets for revenge and pursued them into the wilds. The ruling Spirits of Athel Loren, a rather moody Fey butterfly queen named [[Ariel]] (actually the mother and main goddess of all Elves, [[Isha]]) and an outright hostile Satyr king named [[Orion]] (father of all Elves and a god of the hunt [[Kurnous]]), decided not to instantly kill all the Elves and instead lead them to the Oak of Ages, the heart of the forest. When they got there the Forest talked to them, told them about how it wants them to stay and protect it during the winter. The treemen however regretted the invitation as they were massacred by Dwarves, and came to resent all fauna as a result.
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	==Things that live there==		==Things that live there==

	Athel Loren is full of some of the most kickarse old world creatures in the entire game. Starting off do you like tree people? Well they are there and they are awesome. Every treeman has a serious beef with anything living and not a resident of the forest, like, thorny tentacles raping you angry.		Athel Loren is full of some of the most kickarse old world creatures in the entire game. Starting off do you like tree people? Well they are there and they are awesome. Every treeman has a serious beef with anything living and not a resident of the forest, like, thorny tentacles raping you angry.

	Then there are the eagles and hawks. The eagles are really cool, like their LOTR counterparts they are extremely badarse and fully capable of taking on all kinds of things from worms to giants. The hawks are smaller but there are more of them, the Wood Elves like to bird-nap them and raise them as life long companions to become a murder-death combo known as the Hawk Rider. Fucking innovative name there.		Then there are the eagles and hawks. The eagles are really cool, like their LOTR counterparts they are extremely badarse and fully capable of taking on all kinds of things from worms to giants. The hawks are smaller but there are more of them, the Wood Elves like to bird-nap them and raise them as life long companions to become a murder-death combo known as the Hawk Rider. Fucking innovative name there.

	There are also Stags and Unicorns, you might think a stag is unremarkable but it isn't they're super magical and super important, even more important than a unicorn. The unicorns are still very magical though, they tend to get drawn to the Spellsingers like magnets.		There are also Stags and Unicorns, you might think a stag is unremarkable but it isn't they're super magical and super important, even more important than a unicorn. The unicorns are still very magical though, they tend to get drawn to the Spellsingers like magnets.

	After that you got the Wood Elves... yeah ok go find the actual page for them, in short they're badarse tree huggers.		After that you got the Wood Elves... yeah ok go find the actual page for them, in short they're badarse tree huggers.
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	==Blood Bowl==		==Blood Bowl==
	In the [[Blood Bowl]] universe where American/Gridiron Football replaced war, Laurelorn Vale is the location of the home field of the Elven Union team made up of members of all three Elf races (plus Sea Elves, still sometimes referred to as a fourth race in BB canon). They most likely share this field with one of the Wood Elf teams, The Laurelorn Paladins.		In the [[Blood Bowl]] universe where American/Gridiron Football replaced war, Laurelorn Vale is the location of the home field of the Elven Union team made up of members of all three Elf races (plus Sea Elves, still sometimes referred to as a fourth race in BB canon). They most likely share this field with one of the Wood Elf teams, The Laurelorn Paladins.

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	Image:Laurelorn Pitch Summer.jpeg\|Elfball at the best of times.		Image:Laurelorn Pitch Summer.jpeg\|Elfball at the best of times.
	Image:Laurelorn Pitch Winter.jpeg\|Elfball when Athel Loren remembers to give you a bog ‘ol “fuck you”.		Image:Laurelorn Pitch Winter.jpeg\|Elfball when Athel Loren remembers to give you a bog ‘ol “fuck you”.
	Image:Laurelorn Dugouts.jpeg\|The dugouts and presumably also the stands are an old Elven temple full of mystical stones and braziers and shit. Looks pretty uncomfy.		Image:Laurelorn Dugouts.jpeg\|The dugouts and presumably also the stands are an old Elven temple full of mystical stones and braziers and shit. Looks pretty uncomfy.
	</gallery>		</gallery>

	{{Regions and areas of the Old World}}		{{Regions and areas of the Old World}}
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