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1d4chan>An0nym0us at 21:08, 18 January 2023

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	But that's not a good thing.		But that's not a good thing.

	While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place. In short, they've clearly inherited whatever recessive bit of Guilliman's geneseed was responsible for creating [[Cato Sicarius]].		While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place. In short, they've clearly inherited whatever recessive bit of Guilliman's geneseed was responsible for creating [[Cato Sicarius]] en masse.

	Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest oversight error]]) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.		Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest oversight error]]) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.

1d4chan>An0nym0us at 21:07, 18 January 2023

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	But that's not a good thing.		But that's not a good thing.

	While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place.		While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place. In short, they've clearly inherited whatever recessive bit of Guilliman's geneseed was responsible for creating [[Cato Sicarius]].

	Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest oversight error]]) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.		Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest oversight error]]) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.

174.67.213.29: /* History */

2022-11-27T02:42:03Z

History

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	While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place.		While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place.

	Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest]] ~~oversight error~~) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.		Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest oversight error]]) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.

	Seriously, these guys are working the same role as the [[Silver Skulls]] and [[Scythes of the Emperor]]- how the fuck did they manage that when literally every single battle they've been involved in, they've lost or disgraced themselves?		Seriously, these guys are working the same role as the [[Silver Skulls]] and [[Scythes of the Emperor]]- how the fuck did they manage that when literally every single battle they've been involved in, they've lost or disgraced themselves?

174.67.213.29: /* History */

2022-11-27T02:41:07Z

History

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	While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place.		While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place.

	Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman's~~\|Guilliman~~]] [[second largest~~\|Imperium Secundus~~]] oversight error) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.		Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest]] oversight error) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.

	Seriously, these guys are working the same role as the [[Silver Skulls]] and [[Scythes of the Emperor]]- how the fuck did they manage that when literally every single battle they've been involved in, they've lost or disgraced themselves?		Seriously, these guys are working the same role as the [[Silver Skulls]] and [[Scythes of the Emperor]]- how the fuck did they manage that when literally every single battle they've been involved in, they've lost or disgraced themselves?

174.67.213.29: /* History */ added shield chapter membership

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History: added shield chapter membership

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	While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place.		While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place.

	Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground.		Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman's\|Guilliman]] [[second largest\|Imperium Secundus]] oversight error) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.

			Seriously, these guys are working the same role as the [[Silver Skulls]] and [[Scythes of the Emperor]]- how the fuck did they manage that when literally every single battle they've been involved in, they've lost or disgraced themselves?

	==What charitably passes for Campaigns==		==What charitably passes for Campaigns==

184.175.25.147: /* Daily rituals of an Avenging Son */

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Daily rituals of an Avenging Son

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	04:00 - The Avenging Sons wake up by all falling out of their beds, because they just can't do anything right.<br>		04:00 - The Avenging Sons wake up by all falling out of their beds, because they just can't do anything right.<br>
	05:00 - The Avenging Sons review the Codex Astartes to find guidance toward victory, except due to the designs of [[Tzeentch]], all of their copies of the Codex have been direly misprinted and rendered in High Gothic while the chapter only knows how to read in Low Gothic.<br>		05:00 - The Avenging Sons review the Codex Astartes to find guidance toward victory, except due to the designs of [[Tzeentch]], all of their copies of the Codex have been direly misprinted and also rendered in High Gothic while the chapter only knows how to read in Low Gothic.<br>
	06:00 - The Avenging Sons begin training according to their manuals. Unfortunately for them, their manuals were provided by an agent of [[Tzeentch]] posing as an Estate Imperium adept named [https://youtu.be/2D-4zgezQE4?t=24 Retsam Gnat].<br>		06:00 - The Avenging Sons begin training according to their manuals. Unfortunately for them, their manuals were provided by an agent of [[Tzeentch]] posing as an Estate Imperium adept named [https://youtu.be/2D-4zgezQE4?t=24 Retsam Gnat].<br>
	07:00 - The chapter assembles to decide upon a place to <s>die in droves at</s>gloriously fight for [[The Emperor]]. Whatever intelligence they have for on prospective war zones is undoubtedly completely falsified by [[Tzeentch]]'s trolling hand.<br>		07:00 - The chapter assembles to decide upon a place to <s>die in droves at</s>gloriously fight for [[The Emperor]]. Whatever intelligence they have for on prospective war zones is undoubtedly completely falsified by [[Tzeentch]]'s trolling hand.<br>

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	{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter		{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter
	\|Name = Avenging Sons		\|Name = Avenging Sons
	\|Heraldry = [[File:Avenging Sons Shoulder Pad.jpg\|~~154px~~]]		\|Heraldry = [[File:Avenging Sons Shoulder Pad.jpg\|150px]]
	\|Founding = [[Nineteenth Founding\|19th Founding]]		\|Founding = [[Nineteenth Founding\|19th Founding]]
	\|Successors of = [[Ultramarines]]		\|Successors of = [[Ultramarines]]

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	{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter		{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter
	\|Name = Avenging Sons		\|Name = Avenging Sons
	\|Heraldry = [[File:Avenging Sons Shoulder Pad.jpg\|~~150px~~]]		\|Heraldry = [[File:Avenging Sons Shoulder Pad.jpg\|154px]]
	\|Founding = [[Nineteenth Founding\|19th Founding]]		\|Founding = [[Nineteenth Founding\|19th Founding]]
	\|Successors of = [[Ultramarines]]		\|Successors of = [[Ultramarines]]

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	\|Founding = [[Nineteenth Founding\|19th Founding]]		\|Founding = [[Nineteenth Founding\|19th Founding]]
	\|Successors of = [[Ultramarines]]		\|Successors of = [[Ultramarines]]
	\|Successor Chapters =		\|Successor Chapters =
	\|Chapter Master = Unknown, but is probably not a high-watt bulb.		\|Chapter Master = Unknown, but is probably not a high-watt bulb.
	\|Primarch = [[Roboute Guilliman]], though clearly the tactical brilliance didn't pass on to them.		\|Primarch = [[Roboute Guilliman]], though clearly the tactical brilliance didn't pass on to them.
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	But that's not a good thing.		But that's not a good thing.

	While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place. In short, they've clearly inherited whatever recessive bit of Guilliman's geneseed was responsible for creating [[Cato Sicarius]] en masse.		While yes, this is a lot of Space Marines at once and for an Imperial warfront that's usually a good thing, they're apparently run by complete [[Derp\|smoothbrains]], frequently making so many rash, pointless and tactically disadvantageous decisions that they're usually a blight on whatever sector they ended up in, rather than a boon. Their penchant for glory-seeking also means that they are often hopelessly outnumbered as they're dropped into battle in places no sane person would put valuable members of the Astartes, and in general are led so poorly by even sergeant-level marines that they almost always end up in protracted conflicts, and almost always dying pointlessly; often losing whole companies in the process and accomplishing ''precisely everything'' their venerated holy book is supposed to be preventing in the first place. In short, they've clearly inherited whatever recessive bit of Guilliman's geneseed was responsible for creating [[Cato Sicarius]] en masse.

	Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest oversight error]]) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.		Seriously, it is a minor miracle that this chapter manages to get out of bed in the morning without losing whole companies to holes in the ground. It is an extremely major miracle (or maybe just [[Guilliman\|Guilliman's]] [[Imperium Secundus\|second largest oversight error]]) that they were thought to be good enough to act as one of the ten Shield Chapters of Ultramar, considering the abilities and reputation for such an honor.
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	07:00 - The chapter assembles to decide upon a place to <s>die in droves at</s>gloriously fight for [[The Emperor]]. Whatever intelligence they have for on prospective war zones is undoubtedly completely falsified by [[Tzeentch]]'s trolling hand.<br>		07:00 - The chapter assembles to decide upon a place to <s>die in droves at</s>gloriously fight for [[The Emperor]]. Whatever intelligence they have for on prospective war zones is undoubtedly completely falsified by [[Tzeentch]]'s trolling hand.<br>
	08:00 - Battle brothers deploy to another war zone and idiotically get mired in a protracted conflict that lasts the rest of the day.<br>		08:00 - Battle brothers deploy to another war zone and idiotically get mired in a protracted conflict that lasts the rest of the day.<br>
	09:00 - Throughout the day-long battle, many battle brothers die horribly. Very little avenging is actually achieved. <br>		09:00 - Throughout the day-long battle, many battle brothers die horribly. Very little avenging is actually achieved.<br>
	21:00 - The surviving battle brothers retreat from combat. <br>		21:00 - The surviving battle brothers retreat from combat.<br>
	23:00 - The surviving battle brothers swear they'll avenge their fallen brethren.<br>		23:00 - The surviving battle brothers swear they'll avenge their fallen brethren.<br>
	24:00 - Daily Rest, which is greatly simplified by how the surviving Avenging Sons don't have to go back to their personal rooms to sleep off the asskicking they just received since many of the beds that were in use at the start of the day will now be vacant.<br>		24:00 - Daily Rest, which is greatly simplified by how the surviving Avenging Sons don't have to go back to their personal rooms to sleep off the asskicking they just received since many of the beds that were in use at the start of the day will now be vacant.<br>