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Things Inquisitor Badasious has been known to do:

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	*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.		*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.

	*Badasious once thought about becoming a commissar, the imperial guard rejected his application on the grounds that badasious simply applying for the job resulted in hundreds of guardsmen preemptively ~~commuting~~ suicide out of sheer terror.		*Badasious once thought about becoming a commissar, the imperial guard rejected his application on the grounds that badasious simply applying for the job resulted in hundreds of guardsmen preemptively committing suicide out of sheer terror.

	*As badasious doesn’t need the astranomicon to navigate he simply uses its light to tune his tv.		*As badasious doesn’t need the astranomicon to navigate he simply uses its light to tune his tv.

1d4chan>VeryIntelligentShadeOfTheColourBlue at 08:38, 21 June 2020

2020-06-21T08:38:42Z

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	*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].		*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].

	*Badasious ~~was~~ once a sidekick ~~to the~~ [[God-Emperor of Mankind]].		*Badasious once had a sidekick. His name was [[God-Emperor of Mankind]].(EXTRA HERESY!)

	*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)		*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)
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	*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.		*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.

			*Badasious can get guys pregnant by just glaring at them.

	*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.		*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.

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2020-06-21T02:34:44Z

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	*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.		*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.

	*Badasious can get guys pregnant by just glaring at them.

	*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.		*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.

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2020-06-21T02:33:05Z

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	*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].		*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].

	*Badasious once ~~had~~ a sidekick~~. His name was~~ [[God-Emperor of Mankind]].~~(EXTRA HERESY!)~~		*Badasious was once a sidekick to the [[God-Emperor of Mankind]].

	*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)		*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)

1d4chan>VeryIntelligentShadeOfTheColourBlue at 22:12, 20 April 2020

2020-04-20T22:12:41Z

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	*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].		*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].

			*Badasious once had a sidekick. His name was [[God-Emperor of Mankind]].(EXTRA HERESY!)

	*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)		*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)
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	*Inquisitor Badasious requires no Geller field to travel the Warp. He just sits in a glass dome at the top of the ship and stares down the daemons until they piss themselves and slink away.		*Inquisitor Badasious requires no Geller field to travel the Warp. He just sits in a glass dome at the top of the ship and stares down the daemons until they piss themselves and slink away.

			*Inquisitor Badasious once punched a daemon so hard, it created the Eye of Terror. (Named after him of course)

	*Eldar Banshees hone their minds and bodies preparing for Badasious.		*Eldar Banshees hone their minds and bodies preparing for Badasious.
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	*Slaanesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi (definite heresey, slaanesh is an equal opportunity genital devouer).		*Slaanesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi (definite heresey, slaanesh is an equal opportunity genital devouer).

			*Inquisitor Badasious once ate a smurf village. When he crapped them out, they were eight feet tall and clad in power armor. They are known now as Ultramarines.

	*Badasious once got into an arm-wrestling competition with [[Abaddon]]. Abaddon had his arms before that.		*Badasious once got into an arm-wrestling competition with [[Abaddon]]. Abaddon had his arms before that.
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	*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.		*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.

			*Badasious can get guys pregnant by just glaring at them.

	*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.		*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.

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2020-04-20T22:04:31Z

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	*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.		*Badasious used to go to Yarricks, creeds, sly marbos (and now fuklaws) weekly poker night, but was banned after always playing royal flushes, even when he only had one card in hand.

	*Badasious can get guys pregnant by just glaring at them.

	*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.		*Badasious never executes fleeing guardsmen, the guardsmans comrades simply beat the him to death out of fear of what Badasious might do if he has the kill the retreating guardsman himself.

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2020-04-20T22:03:23Z

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	*Slaanesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi (definite heresey, slaanesh is an equal opportunity genital devouer).		*Slaanesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi (definite heresey, slaanesh is an equal opportunity genital devouer).


	*Badasious once got into an arm-wrestling competition with [[Abaddon]]. Abaddon had his arms before that.		*Badasious once got into an arm-wrestling competition with [[Abaddon]]. Abaddon had his arms before that.

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2020-04-20T22:03:07Z

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	*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].		*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].


	*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)		*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)

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2020-04-20T22:02:53Z

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	*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].		*Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a [[Sisters of Battle\|Sister of Rage]].

	*Badasious once had a sidekick. His name was [[God-Emperor of Mankind]].(EXTRA HERESY!)

	*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)		*Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)
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	*Inquisitor Badasious requires no Geller field to travel the Warp. He just sits in a glass dome at the top of the ship and stares down the daemons until they piss themselves and slink away.		*Inquisitor Badasious requires no Geller field to travel the Warp. He just sits in a glass dome at the top of the ship and stares down the daemons until they piss themselves and slink away.

	*Inquisitor Badasious once punched a daemon so hard, it created the Eye of Terror. (Named after him of course)

	*Eldar Banshees hone their minds and bodies preparing for Badasious.		*Eldar Banshees hone their minds and bodies preparing for Badasious.
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	*Slaanesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi (definite heresey, slaanesh is an equal opportunity genital devouer).		*Slaanesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi (definite heresey, slaanesh is an equal opportunity genital devouer).

	*Inquisitor Badasious once ate a smurf village. When he crapped them out, they were eight feet tall and clad in power armor. They are known now as Ultramarines.

	*Badasious once got into an arm-wrestling competition with [[Abaddon]]. Abaddon had his arms before that.		*Badasious once got into an arm-wrestling competition with [[Abaddon]]. Abaddon had his arms before that.