Battle for Dominus Pillowus - Revision history

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			'''Seriously, the fuck is this shit? A fanfiction? A role-playing session gone horribly wrong? Explain, goddammit.'''

	On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Saint Celestine body pillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...		On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Saint Celestine body pillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...

1d4chan>Piroko: /* Space Marines */

2020-12-24T20:44:19Z

Space Marines

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	*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).		*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).

	*'''[[Space Wolves]] Chapter:''' Heard the Inquisition was [[Armageddon#The_Months_of_Shame\|teamkilling Imperial Guard again]]. Bjorn was awakened; after hearing the situation, he silently turned and plodded back to his cryotube, pausing only to pound every living thing that crossed his path into a bloody pulp~~. Twenty three serfs and an iron priest met their end that day~~.		*'''[[Space Wolves]] Chapter:''' Heard the Inquisition was [[Armageddon#The_Months_of_Shame\|teamkilling Imperial Guard again]]. Bjorn was awakened; after hearing the situation, he silently turned and plodded back to his cryotube, pausing only to pound every living thing that crossed his path into a bloody pulp.

	====Sisters of Battle====		====Sisters of Battle====

1d4chan>Piroko: /* Space Marines */

2020-12-24T06:53:41Z

Space Marines

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	*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).		*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).

	*'''[[Space Wolves]] Chapter:''' Heard the Inquisition was [[Armageddon#The_Months_of_Shame\|teamkilling Imperial Guard again]]. Bjorn was awakened; after hearing the situation, he ~~threatened~~ to ~~start ripping~~ iron ~~priests in half if they didn't put him back in cryo~~.		*'''[[Space Wolves]] Chapter:''' Heard the Inquisition was [[Armageddon#The_Months_of_Shame\|teamkilling Imperial Guard again]]. Bjorn was awakened; after hearing the situation, he silently turned and plodded back to his cryotube, pausing only to pound every living thing that crossed his path into a bloody pulp. Twenty three serfs and an iron priest met their end that day.

	====Sisters of Battle====		====Sisters of Battle====

1d4chan>Piroko: /* Space Marines */

2020-12-24T06:32:50Z

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	*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).		*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).

	*'''[[Space Wolves]] Chapter:''' Heard the Inquisition was [[Armageddon#The_Months_of_Shame\|teamkilling Imperial Guard again]] ~~and showed up to give them what for~~. Bjorn was awakened; after hearing the situation, he threatened to start ripping iron priests in half if they didn't put him back in cryo.		*'''[[Space Wolves]] Chapter:''' Heard the Inquisition was [[Armageddon#The_Months_of_Shame\|teamkilling Imperial Guard again]]. Bjorn was awakened; after hearing the situation, he threatened to start ripping iron priests in half if they didn't put him back in cryo.

	====Sisters of Battle====		====Sisters of Battle====

1d4chan>Piroko: /* Space Marines */

2020-12-24T06:30:01Z

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	*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).		*'''[[Imperial Fists]] Chapter:''' <br> '''-Lieutenant Augustus:''' Interrupted battle between Blood Ravens and Minotaurs by shouting "who was the heretic who started this". Unfortunately, he was mistaken for a Salamander. Managed to get Minotaurs and Blood Ravens to cooperate (for the time being).

			*'''[[Space Wolves]] Chapter:''' Heard the Inquisition was [[Armageddon#The_Months_of_Shame\|teamkilling Imperial Guard again]] and showed up to give them what for. Bjorn was awakened; after hearing the situation, he threatened to start ripping iron priests in half if they didn't put him back in cryo.

	====Sisters of Battle====		====Sisters of Battle====

1d4chan>Ilniaj: /* Imperial Guard */

2020-12-24T04:49:36Z

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	*'''Sanctioned Psyker:''' Almost raped by a Daemonette. Currently <strike>failling horribly</strike> trying to refuse her advances whenever he dreams. Best friends with the Guardsman who was <strike>almost</strike> raped by an Eldar. Lost an eye channeling Warp energies in a (failed) attempt to ward off aforementioned Rapeseer.		*'''Sanctioned Psyker:''' Almost raped by a Daemonette. Currently <strike>failling horribly</strike> trying to refuse her advances whenever he dreams. Best friends with the Guardsman who was <strike>almost</strike> raped by an Eldar. Lost an eye channeling Warp energies in a (failed) attempt to ward off aforementioned Rapeseer.

	*After a bout of depression (because he failed to protect his buddy) he (very) begrudgingly agreed to not murder the rapeseer and let his bro get married, but only after a huge argument, a fist fight, and a shared crate of Lho sticks and alcohol (wherein manly tears and hugs were had in a [[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure\|totally non-homo way]]). The guy got his hand replaced with an augmetic but left his eyesocket empty after learning how to [[awesome\|shoot warp bolts out of it for the intimidation factor]]. His blood is 50% [[recaf]] as he tries to spend as little time possible sleeping to avoid his new stalker in the Warp, often coming out of the exhaustion-induced comas he falls into (when the recaff can no longer sustain him) with a stream of profanities worthy of an [[Angry Marines\|Angry Marine]] and the occasional warp bolt. He still serves in the Guard and has picked up the moniker "Sparky" for his preferred combat method. He got this nickname from some of the other friends he managed to make after guardsbro helped to dial back his [[derp\|autism]].		**After a bout of depression (because he failed to protect his buddy) he (very) begrudgingly agreed to not murder the rapeseer and let his bro get married, but only after a huge argument, a fist fight, and a shared crate of Lho sticks and alcohol (wherein manly tears and hugs were had in a [[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure\|totally non-homo way]]). The guy got his hand replaced with an augmetic but left his eyesocket empty after learning how to [[awesome\|shoot warp bolts out of it for the intimidation factor]]. His blood is 50% [[recaf]] as he tries to spend as little time possible sleeping to avoid his new stalker in the Warp, often coming out of the exhaustion-induced comas he falls into (when the recaff can no longer sustain him) with a stream of profanities worthy of an [[Angry Marines\|Angry Marine]] and the occasional warp bolt. He still serves in the Guard and has picked up the moniker "Sparky" for his preferred combat method. He got this nickname from some of the other friends he managed to make after guardsbro helped to dial back his [[derp\|autism]].

	*'''Unnamed Guardsman:''' Almost raped by the Rapeseer, until she did rape him. Now they're married. Is friends with the sanctioned psyker, who tried to protect him from the Eldar (but failed). Became best bros with the Psyker when he saved his ass multiple times.		*'''Unnamed Guardsman:''' Almost raped by the Rapeseer, until she did rape him. Now they're married. Is friends with the sanctioned psyker, who tried to protect him from the Eldar (but failed). Became best bros with the Psyker when he saved his ass multiple times.

1d4chan>Death Korps of Krieg Soldier at 17:32, 19 June 2020

2020-06-19T17:32:03Z

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	On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine ~~Bodypillow~~ from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...		On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Saint Celestine body pillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...

1d4chan>Death Korps of Krieg Soldier at 04:18, 19 June 2020

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	On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine Bodypillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...		On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine Bodypillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...

1d4chan>Death Korps of Krieg Soldier at 04:17, 19 June 2020

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	On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine Bodypillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...		On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine Bodypillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers. And then, well...