Battle for Tiddius Majoris - Revision history

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2019-03-15T06:18:35Z

Black Templars

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	=====Black Templars=====		=====Black Templars=====
	*'''Emperor's Champion Ulric Williams.''' - Leader of the Black Templar's glorious 4th Company. Arrives on Tiddius Majoris after their astropaths tell the 4th Company that the Admech woke up the Necrons.		*'''Emperor's Champion Ulric Williams.''' - Leader of the Black Templar's glorious 4th Company. Arrives on Tiddius Majoris after their astropaths tell the 4th Company that the Admech woke up the Necrons. Became a big tiddy space marine with thighs so wide it cracked her armor. Muscle grill. Got fucked in the ass by a gay Eldar.
	*'''Chaplain Marius Alfred/Mariette Alfred''' - A gentleman chaplain of the Black Templar's glorious 4th Company. Polite to a fault, he was turned into a woman by Slaaneshi witchery and now serves Necron Overlord Addathes because the Necron saved her life. Comes equipped with a top hat and a crozius cane, and is more than willing to use that cane to discipline a hoe.		*'''Chaplain Marius Alfred/Mariette Alfred''' - A gentleman chaplain of the Black Templar's glorious 4th Company. Polite to a fault, he was turned into a woman by Slaaneshi witchery and now serves Necron Overlord Addathes because the Necron saved her life. Comes equipped with a top hat and a crozius cane, and is more than willing to use that cane to discipline a hoe.

184.101.89.70: /* Inquisition */

2019-03-15T06:15:27Z

Inquisition

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	*'''Inquisitor Chevalier''' -		*'''Inquisitor Chevalier''' -
	*'''Apprentice Inquisitor''' -		*'''Apprentice Inquisitor''' -
	*'''Justinian Von Engel''' - House Operative of the Navis Nobilite, unofficial Spymaster of the Rogue Trader Dynasty of Medici, Acolyte of Lord Inquisitor Jackson Matthias of the Ordo Hereticus and Agent of the Golden Throne. Loyalty is in that exact order. Also a huge dead faggot.		*'''Justinian Von Engel''' - House Operative of the Navis Nobilite, unofficial Spymaster of the Rogue Trader Dynasty of Medici, Acolyte of Lord Inquisitor Jackson Matthias of the Ordo Hereticus and Agent of the Golden Throne. Loyalty is in that exact order. Also a huge dead faggot. And a pedophile, it turned out.

	===Xenos===		===Xenos===

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2019-03-15T06:13:13Z

Necrons

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	=====Necrons=====		=====Necrons=====
	*'''Overlord Addathes''' - Formerly a normal Lord of Tiddius Majoris, he promoted himself upon awakening. His mental capacities were minorly corrupted even before the Slaaneshi mist event, causing him to make himself into a pimp. Near the end of the rains, responsibility hit him, making him realize that it was no way a ruler should act, and promptly left his pimp regalia behind. He is now patrolling the stars looking for a new home for his people. Soloed a chaos space marine and came out on top. Also promoted to Minister of Hoes by Governess Von Gosk		*'''Overlord Addathes''' - Formerly a normal Lord of Tiddius Majoris, he promoted himself upon awakening. His mental capacities were minorly corrupted even before the Slaaneshi mist event, causing him to make himself into a pimp. Near the end of the rains, responsibility hit him, making him realize that it was no way a ruler should act, and promptly left his pimp regalia behind. He is now patrolling the stars looking for a new home for his people. Soloed a chaos space marine and came out on top. Also promoted to Minister of Hoes by Governess Von Gosk
			Is also a faggot.
	*'''Flayed One''' -		*'''Flayed One''' -
	*'''Death Cultists''' - While not Necrons themselves, they were natives who worshiped the Necrons as 'death gods' as opposed to righteous worship of the God-Emperor of Mankind, or as the natives of Tiddius Majoris called him, the "Golden Hero."		*'''Death Cultists''' - While not Necrons themselves, they were natives who worshiped the Necrons as 'death gods' as opposed to righteous worship of the God-Emperor of Mankind, or as the natives of Tiddius Majoris called him, the "Golden Hero."

1d4chan>LGX-000 at 00:40, 10 March 2019

2019-03-10T00:40:28Z

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	*'''Inquisitor Chevalier''' -		*'''Inquisitor Chevalier''' -
	*'''Apprentice Inquisitor''' -		*'''Apprentice Inquisitor''' -
	*'''Justinian Von Engel''' - A huge dead faggot.		*'''Justinian Von Engel''' - House Operative of the Navis Nobilite, unofficial Spymaster of the Rogue Trader Dynasty of Medici, Acolyte of Lord Inquisitor Jackson Matthias of the Ordo Hereticus and Agent of the Golden Throne. Loyalty is in that exact order. Also a huge dead faggot.

	===Xenos===		===Xenos===

1d4chan>Black Templar Cannibal Cook: /* Rogue Traders */

2019-03-08T22:30:50Z

Rogue Traders

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	=====Rogue Traders=====		=====Rogue Traders=====
	*'''Billy Mays''' - A Rogue Trader who is the seller of the wonderful cleaning substance known as 'Oxythrone,' which he dumped into Tiddius Majoris atmosphere, resulting in it literally raining soap. Ended up becoming the Slaaneshi Greater Daemon of Shamwow on a chunk of what remained of Craftworld <s>Hugiv'safuk</s> Shegiv'safuk that was lodged in Warboss Silvatoof ar uk Plotdevice's space hulk.		*'''Billy Mays''' - A Rogue Trader who is the seller of the wonderful cleaning substance known as 'Oxythrone,' which he dumped into Tiddius Majoris atmosphere, resulting in it literally raining soap. Ended up becoming the Slaaneshi Greater Daemon of Shamwow on a chunk of what remained of Craftworld <s>Hugiv'safuk</s> Shegiv'safuk that was lodged in Warboss Silvatoof ar uk Plotdevice's space hulk.
	*'''Anne Portia Medici''' - A rogue trader who's slept, banged and murdered her way across the galaxy. Is one of the many "conquests" of Harkus, who ejaculated in her and then evacuated, later showed up on Tiddius Majoris to deliver a shipment of bolters and kneed Harkus in the testicles. Her current whereabouts are unknown, most likely raising her kids on her ship~~. She's also a self insert for a (((pedophilic))), sexually repressed high school dropout that is male.~~		*'''Anne Portia Medici''' - A rogue trader who's slept, banged and murdered her way across the galaxy. Is one of the many "conquests" of Harkus, who ejaculated in her and then evacuated, later showed up on Tiddius Majoris to deliver a shipment of bolters and kneed Harkus in the testicles. Her current whereabouts are unknown, most likely raising her kids on her ship

	~~Harkus is a huge faggot.~~

	=====Mechanicius=====		=====Mechanicius=====

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2019-03-08T10:46:43Z

Rogue Traders

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	=====Rogue Traders=====		=====Rogue Traders=====
	*'''Billy Mays''' - A Rogue Trader who is the seller of the wonderful cleaning substance known as 'Oxythrone,' which he dumped into Tiddius Majoris atmosphere, resulting in it literally raining soap. Ended up becoming the Slaaneshi Greater Daemon of Shamwow on a chunk of what remained of Craftworld <s>Hugiv'safuk</s> Shegiv'safuk that was lodged in Warboss Silvatoof ar uk Plotdevice's space hulk.		*'''Billy Mays''' - A Rogue Trader who is the seller of the wonderful cleaning substance known as 'Oxythrone,' which he dumped into Tiddius Majoris atmosphere, resulting in it literally raining soap. Ended up becoming the Slaaneshi Greater Daemon of Shamwow on a chunk of what remained of Craftworld <s>Hugiv'safuk</s> Shegiv'safuk that was lodged in Warboss Silvatoof ar uk Plotdevice's space hulk.
	*'''Anne Portia Medici''' - A rogue trader who's slept, banged and murdered her way across the galaxy. Is one of the many "conquests" of Harkus, who ejaculated in her and then evacuated, later showed up on Tiddius Majoris to deliver a shipment of bolters and kneed ~~harkus~~ in the testicles. Her current whereabouts are unknown, most likely raising her kids on her ship.		*'''Anne Portia Medici''' - A rogue trader who's slept, banged and murdered her way across the galaxy. Is one of the many "conquests" of Harkus, who ejaculated in her and then evacuated, later showed up on Tiddius Majoris to deliver a shipment of bolters and kneed Harkus in the testicles. Her current whereabouts are unknown, most likely raising her kids on her ship. She's also a self insert for a (((pedophilic))), sexually repressed high school dropout that is male.

			Harkus is a huge faggot.

	=====Mechanicius=====		=====Mechanicius=====

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2019-03-08T10:25:32Z

Dark Eldar

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	=====Dark Eldar=====		=====Dark Eldar=====
	*'''Caoimhe''' - A cowardly Dark Eldar. She tried to help the Mon'Keigh- being the only type of ally she could possibly make. A massive faggot killed her by beating her to a bloody pulp, strangling and then putting her into a headlock, & then proceeded to snap her neck like a twig. After doing so, he ordered for her corpse to be doused in promethium which was then subsequently set alight via a flicked cigar, General Shepherd MW2 style. All of this occurred as she tried to convince and prove her intent (while remaining submissive like the Deldar bitch she was and somehow still is), but she was later revived by another Deldar that she couldn't understand. However they were able to make a mild understanding that she was indebted to him (as deldar pay to be revived)- spiting the faggot that tried to kill her. She also has a chip on her ~~soldier~~ that the faggot didn't try to fuck her like he did every other Eldar he ever met, although knowing Deldar that was probably for the best.		*'''Caoimhe''' - A cowardly Dark Eldar. She tried to help the Mon'Keigh- being the only type of ally she could possibly make. A massive faggot killed her by beating her to a bloody pulp, strangling and then putting her into a headlock, & then proceeded to snap her neck like a twig. After doing so, he ordered for her corpse to be doused in promethium which was then subsequently set alight via a flicked cigar, General Shepherd MW2 style. All of this occurred as she tried to convince and prove her intent (while remaining submissive like the Deldar bitch she was and somehow still is), but she was later revived by another Deldar that she couldn't understand. However they were able to make a mild understanding that she was indebted to him (as deldar pay to be revived)- spiting the faggot that tried to kill her. She also has a chip on her shoulder that the faggot didn't try to fuck her like he did every other Eldar he ever met, although knowing Deldar that was probably for the best.

	=====Necrons=====		=====Necrons=====

2606:A000:4B42:E000:1814:378D:30E3:2FAC: /* Inquisition */

2019-03-08T10:23:38Z

Inquisition

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	*'''Inquisitor Chevalier''' -		*'''Inquisitor Chevalier''' -
	*'''Apprentice Inquisitor''' -		*'''Apprentice Inquisitor''' -
	*'''Justinian Von Engel''' - House Operative of the Navis Nobilite, unofficial Spymaster of the Rogue Trader Dynasty of Medici, Acolyte of Lord Inquisitor Jackson Matthias of the Ordo Hereticus and Agent of the Golden Throne. Loyalty is in that exact order.		*'''Justinian Von Engel''' - A huge dead faggot.

	===Xenos===		===Xenos===

2606:A000:4B42:E000:1814:378D:30E3:2FAC: /* Dark Eldar */

2019-03-08T10:21:06Z

Dark Eldar

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	=====Dark Eldar=====		=====Dark Eldar=====
	*'''Caoimhe''' - A cowardly Dark Eldar. She tried to help the Mon'Keigh- being the only type of ally she could possibly make. A massive faggot killed her by beating her to a bloody pulp, strangling and then putting her into a headlock, & then proceeded to snap her neck like a twig. After doing so, he ordered for her corpse to be doused in promethium which was then subsequently set alight via an flicked cigar, General Shepherd MW2 style. All of this occurred as she tried to convince and prove her intent (while remaining submissive like the Deldar bitch she was and somehow still is), but she was later revived by another Deldar that she couldn't understand. However they were able to make a mild understanding that she was indebted to him (as deldar pay to be revived)- spiting the faggot that tried to kill her. She also has a chip on her soldier that the faggot didn't try to fuck her like he did every other Eldar he ever met, although knowing Deldar that was probably for the best.		*'''Caoimhe''' - A cowardly Dark Eldar. She tried to help the Mon'Keigh- being the only type of ally she could possibly make. A massive faggot killed her by beating her to a bloody pulp, strangling and then putting her into a headlock, & then proceeded to snap her neck like a twig. After doing so, he ordered for her corpse to be doused in promethium which was then subsequently set alight via a flicked cigar, General Shepherd MW2 style. All of this occurred as she tried to convince and prove her intent (while remaining submissive like the Deldar bitch she was and somehow still is), but she was later revived by another Deldar that she couldn't understand. However they were able to make a mild understanding that she was indebted to him (as deldar pay to be revived)- spiting the faggot that tried to kill her. She also has a chip on her soldier that the faggot didn't try to fuck her like he did every other Eldar he ever met, although knowing Deldar that was probably for the best.

	=====Necrons=====		=====Necrons=====