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	[[Image:Battlewagon.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|right\|The Warboss' very own personal pleasure bus.]]		[[Image:Battlewagon.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|right\|The Warboss' very own personal pleasure bus.]]
	<span style="color:#33aa33;font-size:300%">'''CHOO CHOO OI! DA RAPE-TRAIN IS A'COMIN'!'''</span>		<span style="color:#33aa33;font-size:300%">'''CHOO CHOO OI! DA RAPE-TRAIN IS A'COMIN'!'''</span>
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	It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.		It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.

	== On the Tabletop ==		==On the Tabletop==
	Battlewagons are <s>sadly ''meh'' on the tabletop</s> [[awesome]], but it is very easy to rack up points when outfitting one.		Battlewagons are <s>sadly ''meh'' on the tabletop</s> [[awesome]], but it is very easy to rack up points when outfitting one.

	Its main issue is the starting price tag of 120 points. Remember, that is ''just'' for a bare bones "stripped" Battlewagon, no weapons or upgrades to it. Also, it can't be a dedicated transport for your Boyz, so you'll have to eat up a Heavy Support slot in order to drive one around. And sure, it is T7/T8 with 16 wounds and a 4+ save, but if your opponent has the right anti-tank tools [[Rape\|bad things can still happen]]. On the bright side, you can stick ridiculous amounts of firepower on this thing.		Its main issue is the starting price tag of 120 points. Remember, that is ''just'' for a bare bones "stripped" Battlewagon, no weapons or upgrades to it. Also, it can't be a dedicated transport for your Boyz, so you'll have to eat up a Heavy Support slot in order to drive one around. And sure, it is T7/T8 with 16 wounds and a 4+ save, but if your opponent has the right anti-tank tools [[Rape\|bad things can still happen]]. On the bright side, you can stick ridiculous amounts of firepower on this thing.

	As of 8th Edition, the Battlewagon comes in 5 distinct flavors. Each variant emphasizes a different role and carries a different starting point cost.		As of 8th Edition, the Battlewagon comes in 5 distinct flavors. Each variant emphasizes a different role and carries a different starting point cost.
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	*[[Daisy]], a famous Battlewagon from ''[[Dawn of War II]]''.		*[[Daisy]], a famous Battlewagon from ''[[Dawn of War II]]''.

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2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:9092:EB43:6B32:3957 at 15:42, 5 June 2023

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	The third variant is the [[Bonebreaka]] at 140 points. Like the Gunwagon it is 'ard-topped with T8 and can carry 12 models. However, since it is the melee variant it carries a Deff Rolla as standard equipment, and also gains an additional D6 attacks when it charges. That's potentially 12 S9 AP-2 melee attacks doing 2 wounds each, and oh yeah, the Deff Rolla means it's hitting on 2's.		The third variant is the [[Bonebreaka]] at 140 points. Like the Gunwagon it is 'ard-topped with T8 and can carry 12 models. However, since it is the melee variant it carries a Deff Rolla as standard equipment, and also gains an additional D6 attacks when it charges. That's potentially 12 S9 AP-2 melee attacks doing 2 wounds each, and oh yeah, the Deff Rolla means it's hitting on 2's.

	The last two variants are the Forge World exclusives. The first of these is the Supa-kannon Battlewagon. It's 161 points before adding the cost of the Supa-kannon (+30 points); it's Open-Topped and T7, and transport capacity of only 6 Boyz. Like the default Battlewagon you can put an 'ard case on it, and you should; it'll cost you 3 points but 6 Boyz aren't doing much shooting. Finally, the similar but distinct Lifta Wagon comes standard with a Lifta-Droppa; 175 points and the Lifta-Droppa is free. This version has no transport capacity but seems to be open-topped anyway because it's T7. Weirdly, unlike the Bonebreaka and Gunwagon, these two variants count as BATTLEWAGONs, but unlike those two, they [[Derp\|can't take most of the Battlewagon Equipment upgrades]].		The last two variants are the Forge World exclusives. The first of these is the Supa-kannon Battlewagon. It's 161 points before adding the cost of the Supa-kannon (+30 points); it's Open-Topped and T7, and transport capacity of only 6 Boyz. Like the default Battlewagon you can put an 'ard case on it, and you should; it'll cost you 3 points but 6 Boyz aren't doing much shooting. Finally, the similar but distinct Lifta Wagon comes standard with a Lifta-Droppa; 175 points and the Lifta-Droppa is free. This version has no transport capacity but seems to be open-topped anyway because it's T7. Weirdly, unlike the Bonebreaka and Gunwagon, these two variants count as BATTLEWAGONs, but unlike those two, they [[Derp\|can't take most of the Battlewagon Equipment upgrades]].

	Aside from each variant's unique ability, the three core Codex Battlewagon profiles can still take nearly all of the equipment that the others can. So if you really want to put a Lobba on your Bonebreaka or a Zzap Gun on your 20-Ork Battlewagon, go for it. This is one of the coolest vehicle models in the fucking game, and still has the best scratch build potential out there. Go out there, and make your own little scrappy fortress on wheels!		Aside from each variant's unique ability, the three core Codex Battlewagon profiles can still take nearly all of the equipment that the others can. So if you really want to put a Lobba on your Bonebreaka or a Zzap Gun on your 20-Ork Battlewagon, go for it. This is one of the coolest vehicle models in the fucking game, and still has the best scratch build potential out there. Go out there, and make your own little scrappy fortress on wheels!

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 07:16, 30 January 2021

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	The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota\|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw\|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb ~~Launcha~~]], [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker\|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla\|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.		The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota\|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw\|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb Chukka]]s, [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker\|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla\|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.

	It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.		It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 07:07, 30 January 2021

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	The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[~~Mek Gunz#The old Big Gunz\|~~Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota\|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw\|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb Launcha]], [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker\|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla\|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[~~Mek Gunz#The old Big Gunz\|~~Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.		The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota\|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw\|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb Launcha]], [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker\|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla\|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.

	It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.		It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 06:25, 30 January 2021

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	The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[~~Shoota~~ Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the ~~Shoota~~ Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota\|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw\|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb Launcha]], [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker\|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla\|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.		The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[Mek Gunz#The old Big Gunz\|Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota\|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw\|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb Launcha]], [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker\|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla\|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[Mek Gunz#The old Big Gunz\|Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.

	It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.		It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 06:23, 30 January 2021

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	The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> Zzap Gun, the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the Kannon, your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the Killkannon, which has shorter range than the Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the Supa Kannon, which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four big shootas, a grabbin' klaw, Stikkbomb ~~chukkas~~, wreckin' balls, a Deff Rolla, or even a Lobba (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.		The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh\|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy\|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[Shoota Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the Shoota Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota\|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw\|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb Launcha]], [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker\|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla\|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.

	It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.		It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.

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	Aside from each variant's unique ability, the three core Codex Battlewagon profiles can still take nearly all of the equipment that the others can. So if you really want to put a Lobba on your Bonebreaka or a Zzap Gun on your 20-Ork Battlewagon, go for it. This is one of the coolest vehicle models in the fucking game, and still has the best scratch build potential out there. Go out there, and make your own little scrappy fortress on wheels!		Aside from each variant's unique ability, the three core Codex Battlewagon profiles can still take nearly all of the equipment that the others can. So if you really want to put a Lobba on your Bonebreaka or a Zzap Gun on your 20-Ork Battlewagon, go for it. This is one of the coolest vehicle models in the fucking game, and still has the best scratch build potential out there. Go out there, and make your own little scrappy fortress on wheels!

			==See Also==
			*[[Daisy]], a famous Battlewagon from ''[[Dawn of War II]]''.

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