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2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:29E7:5AFC:EED2:89A6 at 11:42, 10 June 2023

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	It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] The newest model is not as derpy but it does have a scrote on its gun so it's really a wash. The old 2nd Edition model is the least derpy, but at the cost of looking somewhat more mechanical in an HR Giger fashion, but at least it doesn't have a stupid dick gun...		It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] The newest model is not as derpy but it does have a scrote on its gun so it's really a wash. The old 2nd Edition model is the least derpy, but at the cost of looking somewhat more mechanical in an HR Giger fashion, but at least it doesn't have a stupid dick gun...

	== On the Tabletop ==		==On the Tabletop==

	With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their [[Spore Mine Launcher]]s have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-5 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.		With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their [[Spore Mine Launcher]]s have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-5 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.

	[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
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	[[Category: Xenos]]		[[Category:Tyranid]]

	[[Category: Tyranid]]

	{{Tyranids-Creatures}}		{{Tyranids-Creatures}}

2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:9092:EB43:6B32:3957 at 20:16, 5 June 2023

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	[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]		[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]
	[[File:Biovore time-progression.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Vore through the years...]]		[[File:Biovore time-progression.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Vore through the years...]]
	The '''Biovore''' (''Tyranicus patris-boletus'') is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].		The '''Biovore''' (''Tyranicus patris-boletus'') is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].

	With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...		With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...

190.85.154.230: /* On the Tabletop */

2022-02-11T15:31:55Z

On the Tabletop

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	== On the Tabletop ==		== On the Tabletop ==

	With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their [[Spore Mine Launcher]]s have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-6 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.		With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their [[Spore Mine Launcher]]s have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-5 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.

	[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

1d4chan>Tsabo7 at 11:46, 9 November 2021

2021-11-09T11:46:54Z

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	[[Image:Biovore.jpg\|left\|thumb\|200px\|Oh my god the [[derp]]...]]		[[Image:Biovore.jpg\|left\|thumb\|200px\|Oh my god the [[derp]]...]]
	[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]		[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]
			[[File:Biovore time-progression.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Vore through the years...]]
	The '''Biovore''' (''Tyranicus patris-boletus'') is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].		The '''Biovore''' (''Tyranicus patris-boletus'') is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].

	With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...		With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...

	It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] The newest model is not as derpy but it does have a scrote on its gun so it's really a wash.		It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] The newest model is not as derpy but it does have a scrote on its gun so it's really a wash. The old 2nd Edition model is the least derpy, but at the cost of looking somewhat more mechanical in an HR Giger fashion, but at least it doesn't have a stupid dick gun...

	== On the Tabletop ==		== On the Tabletop ==

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 13:56, 2 July 2021

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	[[Image:Biovore.jpg\|left\|thumb\|200px\|Oh my god the [[derp]]...]]		[[Image:Biovore.jpg\|left\|thumb\|200px\|Oh my god the [[derp]]...]]
	[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]		[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]
	The '''Biovore''' is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].		The '''Biovore''' (''Tyranicus patris-boletus'') is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].

	With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...		With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...

104.220.162.108 at 10:33, 7 June 2021

2021-06-07T10:33:10Z

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	With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...		With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...

	It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] ~~Its~~ newest model is not as derpy~~. although~~ it does have a ~~ballsack~~ on ~~it's~~ gun so it's really a wash.		It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] The newest model is not as derpy but it does have a scrote on its gun so it's really a wash.

	== On the Tabletop ==		== On the Tabletop ==

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 15:28, 29 January 2021

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	The '''Biovore''' is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].		The '''Biovore''' is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].

	With a huge living cannon mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...		With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...

	It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] Its newest model is not as derpy. although it does have a ballsack on it's gun so it's really a wash.		It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] Its newest model is not as derpy. although it does have a ballsack on it's gun so it's really a wash.
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	== On the Tabletop ==		== On the Tabletop ==

	With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their Spore Mine ~~Launchers~~ have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-6 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.		With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their [[Spore Mine Launcher]]s have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-6 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.

	[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

1d4chan>Ћ Professional: /* On the Tabletop */

2020-08-10T15:00:19Z

On the Tabletop

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	It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] Its newest model is not as derpy. although it does have a ballsack on it's gun so it's really a wash.		It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] Its newest model is not as derpy. although it does have a ballsack on it's gun so it's really a wash.

	==On the Tabletop==		== On the Tabletop ==

	With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their Spore Mine Launchers have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-6 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.		With the advent of 8th Edition Biovores got really good. Being quite cheap (2 Power/36 points each - 50 points since the Chapter Approved...) their Spore Mine Launchers have been buffed immensely. After you hit a target with a 48" Heavy 1 weapon you roll an additional time: on a 2-6 you deal 1 Mortal Wound, on a 6 you deal D3 Mortal Wounds and on a 1 it fails to do any damage. Mass Biovore fire is now capable of taking down just about anything, hampered only by their BS 4+, their weapon being Heavy and that without Synapse it can only fire at the unit closest to it or suffer a to-hit penalty. The latter can actually be a boon: Missing a lot of biovore shots will allow you to erect a chain of sporemines in front of your opponent's units. And since you are not allowed to move within 1" of your opponent during regular movement, if you leave less than 3" between your mines, ''[[Troll\|your opponent will be unable to move past said wall during his turn!]]'' Remember to move your biovores before shooting to gain that extra -1 to hit.

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			[[Category: Xenos]]

			[[Category: Tyranid]]

	{{Tyranids-Creatures}}		{{Tyranids-Creatures}}

75.159.30.183 at 03:53, 6 July 2020

2020-07-06T03:53:10Z

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	The '''Biovore''' is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].		The '''Biovore''' is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].

	With a huge living cannon mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction!		With a huge living cannon mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...

	It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] Its newest model is not as derpy. although it does have a ballsack on it's gun so it's really a wash.		It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] Its newest model is not as derpy. although it does have a ballsack on it's gun so it's really a wash.

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	[[Image:Biovore.jpg\|left\|thumb\|200px\|Oh my god the [[derp]]...]]		[[Image:Biovore.jpg\|left\|thumb\|200px\|Oh my god the [[derp]]...]]
	[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]		[[Image:BiovoreNEW01.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Thank God, less [[derp]]...]]
			[[File:Biovore time-progression.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Vore through the years...]]
	The '''Biovore''' (''Tyranicus patris-boletus'') is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].		The '''Biovore''' (''Tyranicus patris-boletus'') is a [[Tyranid]] living artillery. [[Games Workshop]] seems to have designed it with the goal of scarring the minds of the 40k fanbase and Neckbeards alike with pseudo-sexual xenos references, as the Biovore model both makes people uncomfortable and generates endless amounts of [[derp]].

	With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...		With a [[Spore Mine Launcher\|huge living cannon]] mounted on their backs, they grow [[spore mines]] deep inside themselves and then launch them through a powerful muscle spasm from their mind through their cannon at the enemy. The truth: Biovores reach orgasm in order to fire weird looking spore-seeds from their massive penis guns to assault the enemy, and just to put the icing on the cake these spores explode when reaching the enemy showering them in various nasty liquids. Damn it GW, stop letting [[Slaanesh]] write bad xenos slash fiction! OR, they're experiencing the Tyranid equivalent of apocalyptic bowel cramping. We'll likely never know...

	It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] The newest model is not as derpy but it does have a scrote on its gun so it's really a wash.		It is no wonder the models look so derpy all the time. Looking utterly clueless and slow it is a wonder if the 'vores could do much in combat if attacked. Given that they are rumoured to have been created using [[Ork]] might go a way to explain that; [[Octarius War\|putting two brainless species together is never a smart move...]] The newest model is not as derpy but it does have a scrote on its gun so it's really a wash. The old 2nd Edition model is the least derpy, but at the cost of looking somewhat more mechanical in an HR Giger fashion, but at least it doesn't have a stupid dick gun...

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