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2601:1C0:5C01:EAA0:0:0:0:A272 at 04:04, 10 August 2022

2022-08-10T04:04:08Z

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	<s>[[Pauldron\|PAULDRONS ARE STUPID]]</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Heresy!}}		<s>[[Pauldron\|PAULDRONS ARE STUPID]]</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Heresy!}}

	<s>[[~~Vostroyan Firstborn~~\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}		<s>[[Empire\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}

	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

1d4chan>Kirbanzo at 18:17, 19 May 2022

2022-05-19T18:17:31Z

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	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

	<s>[[Choppy\|CHOPPAS ARE ALSO DUMB]]</s> {{KRUMP}} {{KRUMP\|~~Zoggin~~' ~~again~~? ~~Ya gitz oughta shaddup~~!}}		<s>[[Choppy\|CHOPPAS ARE ALSO DUMB]]</s> {{KRUMP}} {{KRUMP\|ZOGGIN' AGAIN? YA GITZ OUGHTA SHADDUP!}}

	<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}		<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}

1d4chan>Kirbanzo at 20:25, 15 March 2022

2022-03-15T20:25:02Z

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	[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]		[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]

	The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally, you will see Orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text afterwards explaining why they did so, all such blams should be assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition Eldar tactics page]].		The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally, you will see Orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text afterwards explaining why they did so, all such blams should be assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]] (or they'll '''KRUMP''' instead), and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition Eldar tactics page]].

	[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]		[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]
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	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

			<s>[[Choppy\|CHOPPAS ARE ALSO DUMB]]</s> {{KRUMP}} {{KRUMP\|Zoggin' again? Ya gitz oughta shaddup!}}

	<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}		<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}

1d4chan>Kirbanzo: /* See Also */

2022-03-15T20:21:05Z

1d4chan>Tsabo7: grammar and extra stuff

2022-01-21T15:32:35Z

grammar and extra stuff

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	[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]		[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]

	The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally you see ~~orks~~ perform a '''BLAM''' with green text ~~after words~~ explaining why they did so, all such blams ~~are~~ assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition tactics page]].		The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally, you will see Orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text afterwards explaining why they did so, all such blams should be assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition Eldar tactics page]].

	[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]		[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]
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	<s>[[Vostroyan Firstborn\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}		<s>[[Vostroyan Firstborn\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}

	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA ~~YOU~~ GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

	<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}		<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}
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	<s><span style='color:blue;font-size:115%;font-family:serif'> Stupid Mon'keigh. You wonder why we think so little of you</span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' What the hell is this, 7th edition?! Fuck you xenos!}}		<s><span style='color:blue;font-size:115%;font-family:serif'> Stupid Mon'keigh. You wonder why we think so little of you</span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' What the hell is this, 7th edition?! Fuck you xenos!}}

	<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even traitor Commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI ad infinitum]		<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even [[Commissar#Traitor_Commissars\|traitor Commissars]] is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI ad infinitum]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

217.236.23.182 at 10:39, 29 April 2021

2021-04-29T10:39:47Z

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	<s>[[Vostroyan Firstborn\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}		<s>[[Vostroyan Firstborn\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}

	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YOU GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YOU GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

	<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}		<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}

1d4chan>BigEisBackBois at 19:35, 27 April 2021

2021-04-27T19:35:41Z

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	[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]		[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]

	The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally you see orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text after words explaining why they did so, all such blams are assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition tactics page]].		The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally you see orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text after words explaining why they did so, all such blams are assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition tactics page]].

	[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]		[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]

2604:6000:824E:7A00:6DE3:3074:C647:4DB7 at 15:19, 30 September 2020

2020-09-30T15:19:20Z

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	<s><span style='color:blue;font-size:115%;font-family:serif'> Stupid Mon'keigh. You wonder why we think so little of you</span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' What the hell is this, 7th edition?! Fuck you xenos!}}		<s><span style='color:blue;font-size:115%;font-family:serif'> Stupid Mon'keigh. You wonder why we think so little of you</span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' What the hell is this, 7th edition?! Fuck you xenos!}}

	<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even traitor Commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://~~youtu~~.be/~~d0BuKYiwhVQ~~?t=~~368~~ ad infinitum]		<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even traitor Commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI ad infinitum]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

2A02:1811:5180:A200:EC3D:29FD:FA1D:618: Undo revision 694936 by Arvax (talk)

2020-09-08T18:39:52Z

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	<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even traitor Commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://youtu.be/d0BuKYiwhVQ?t=368 ad infinitum]		<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even traitor Commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://youtu.be/d0BuKYiwhVQ?t=368 ad infinitum]
	~~the emperor is dumb~~
	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	<s>[[Pauldron\|PAULDRONS ARE STUPID]]</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Heresy!}}		<s>[[Pauldron\|PAULDRONS ARE STUPID]]</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Heresy!}}

	<s>[[~~Vostroyan Firstborn~~\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}		<s>[[Empire\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}

	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

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	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

	<s>[[Choppy\|CHOPPAS ARE ALSO DUMB]]</s> {{KRUMP}} {{KRUMP\|~~Zoggin~~' ~~again~~? ~~Ya gitz oughta shaddup~~!}}		<s>[[Choppy\|CHOPPAS ARE ALSO DUMB]]</s> {{KRUMP}} {{KRUMP\|ZOGGIN' AGAIN? YA GITZ OUGHTA SHADDUP!}}

	<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}		<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}

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	[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]		[[Image:Commissar_NO.jpg\|center]]

	The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally, you will see Orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text afterwards explaining why they did so, all such blams should be assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition Eldar tactics page]].		The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally, you will see Orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text afterwards explaining why they did so, all such blams should be assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]] (or they'll '''KRUMP''' instead), and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition Eldar tactics page]].

	[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]		[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]
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	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

			<s>[[Choppy\|CHOPPAS ARE ALSO DUMB]]</s> {{KRUMP}} {{KRUMP\|Zoggin' again? Ya gitz oughta shaddup!}}

	<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}		<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}

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	The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally you see ~~orks~~ perform a '''BLAM''' with green text ~~after words~~ explaining why they did so, all such blams ~~are~~ assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition tactics page]].		The '''BLAM''' Technique is an onomatopoeia for a gunshot, and is what /tg/ calls the ability of an Imperial Guard [[Commissar]] to execute anyone he ([[Severina Raine\|or]] [[Commissar Raege\|she]]) finds guilty of '''[[HERESY]]''' (and GW had to specifically say in errata that he will not [[Just as Planned\|execute himself]]). It is most often used by editors who search Imperium-related pages for "heretical" edits, cross them out, and edit in '''BLAM!!'''. It is also used as shorthand for said executions (as a verb), or for similar executions in a non-40k context. Also acceptable is '''FWIP''', the onomatopoeia for firing an arrow for settings without guns, or where they are a rarity. Occasionally, you will see Orks perform a '''BLAM''' with green text afterwards explaining why they did so, all such blams should be assumed to have actually been [[MOAR DAKKA\|multiple blams]], in the spirit of [[Dakka]], and on rarer occasions, Kroot will as well. T'au pages sometimes utilize it as well, but with substantially lower amounts of blam, and a case of Eldar blam exists on the [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Eldar(8E)\|8th edition Eldar tactics page]].

	[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]		[[File:Empire Archer.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|center\| <s>The vulture cult is no more!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|that's a pheasant you Poacher!}}]]
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	<s>[[Vostroyan Firstborn\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}		<s>[[Vostroyan Firstborn\|MUSTACHES ARE FOR PUSSIES]]</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|Heresy!}}

	<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA ~~YOU~~ GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>		<s>[[Dakka\|DAKKA IS DUMB]]</s> {{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}} <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''OI! I DON'T KNOW WOT YA GITZ ARE ON ABOUT BUT YA HATE THE DAKKA YA GET THE DAKKA!!!'''</span>

	<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}		<s><span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'>The Kroot will clean this mess! '''Snarl''' </span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM'''Alright, who let the damn Kroot fanboys in here!?}}
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	<s><span style='color:blue;font-size:115%;font-family:serif'> Stupid Mon'keigh. You wonder why we think so little of you</span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' What the hell is this, 7th edition?! Fuck you xenos!}}		<s><span style='color:blue;font-size:115%;font-family:serif'> Stupid Mon'keigh. You wonder why we think so little of you</span></s> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' What the hell is this, 7th edition?! Fuck you xenos!}}

	<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even traitor Commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI ad infinitum]		<s>HERESY IS SHIT!</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Here-}} <s>Oh shit. Probably shouldn't have shot him.</s> {{BLAM}} {{bLAM\|Excecuting loyal commissars is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|Executing even [[Commissar#Traitor_Commissars\|traitor Commissars]] is HERESY!}} {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|What did we just say about excecuting Commissars!}}{{BLAM}} -[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI ad infinitum]

	==See Also==		==See Also==