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	'''Blibdoolpoolp''' (pronounced "Bibbledeepoop"), aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[~~H.P. Lovecraft~~\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.		'''Blibdoolpoolp''' (pronounced "Bibbledeepoop"), aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[Deep One\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.

	==History==		==History==

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	'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.		'''Blibdoolpoolp''' (pronounced "Bibbledeepoop"), aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.

	==History==		==History==

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			[[File:Blibdoolpoolp.jpg\|left\|thumb]]

	'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.		'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.

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	'''~~THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE~~''' ~~ARE a prolific VINESAUCE~~-~~centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods~~ of ~~activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are~~ ''~~not~~'' ~~official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL~~).		{{Infobox Deity
			\|Name = Blibdoolpoolp
			\|Symbol = Lobster's head, or a black pearl
			\|Aliases = The Drowning Goddess, the Sea Mother, Whip of Whips
			\|Alignment = '''2E/5E:''' Neutral Evil <br> '''3E:''' Chaotic Evil
			\|Divine Rank = Intermediate God / Demon Lord
			\|Pantheon = Core
			\|Portfolio = Kuo-toas, Drowning
			\|Domains = '''2E:''' Dark, Insanity, Revenge <br> '''3E:''' Destruction, Evil, Water<br>'''5E:''' Death
			\|Home Plane = '''2E:''' Elemental Plane of Water <br> '''3E:''' Fated Depths'' ([[Abyss]])
			\|Worshippers = Kuo-toas, undersea creatures
			\|Favoured Weapon = Pincer Staff
			}}

	~~They operated out~~ of the ~~SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated~~ in ~~2014~~, ~~after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September~~ of ~~2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June~~ of ~~2018~~.		'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.

	== ~~CHANNELS~~ ==		==History==
	~~The original forums appeared~~ to ~~function~~ as ~~four services: preparation~~ and ~~communication in service~~ of ~~coming events~~, ~~discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~, ~~MEME showcase~~, and ~~general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion~~.		In early editions, she was said to have been a bright, beautiful patron of an ascended species and only became a warped and twisted entity as the Kuo-Toa waned in power. Though this might simply be the ramblings of a mad god and her fanatically stupid followers as Blibdoolpoolp refuses to acknowledge that the Kuo-toa were anything less than they already are; claiming that they have always been mighty. Despite her claims of supremacy, Blibdoolpoolp is secretly terrified of competition from the [[Drow]] Pantheon, and [[Sekolah]], and the [[Illithid]]s, who she believes are all out to devour her ''(which is true)'' but she is also fantastically afraid of them discovering the ancient secrets of her race ''(whatever they may be)''.

	~~{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==~~		It may be that Blibdoolpoolp is actually an aspect of the Demon Lord '''Dagon''', who has existed and been worshipped by Kuo-toas since long before Blibdoolpoolp ever came along. Dagon is also at war with Sekolah, marking some points of similarity between Demon Lord and Kuo-toa Deity. Furthermore, Dagon cultists are ''also'' attempting to wipe out worship of Blibdoolpoolp; a fight that Blibdoolpoolp appears to be losing, so it may be that her religion is simply a heretical branch of a demon-cult that he wants back. In any case, whether she is a mad-goddess or an independent aspect of another entity, her lack of victories against anyone, whether Dagon, Sekolah, or others puts her at risk of just getting absorbed by one of the other powers.
	~~The VINESAUCE MEME events~~ that ~~The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse~~ and ~~involved~~, ~~due in large part~~ to ~~their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH~~-~~QUALITY RIPS for SONGS~~ that ~~wouldn't exist for nearly~~ a ~~decade~~, ~~and some that still don't!~~ ~~They also hosted some~~ of the ~~first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~.

	In ~~later years~~, ~~an event known as GRAND FEST~~ was ~~hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine~~, ~~HE THICC 69~~, and ~~MEME Wars~~, as of ~~2019~~.		In 5th edition, it's been suggested that Blibdoolpoolp was probably first created by a mad Kuo-toa finding a statue of a woman with the head and arms broken off, replacing them with the appropriate parts from a giant lobster, and madly believing its creation was a god, which spread like wildfire through the race. This is because making up fictitious gods as a result of their insanity is one of the defining "quirks" of the kuo-toa in 5e.

	== ~~HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES~~ ==		==Worshippers==
	~~Some HIGH~~-~~QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates~~ in ~~5th~~ and ~~6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem~~ to ~~have been most active between 2012 and 2019~~.		Kuo-Toa as a society are ''really'' freakin' religious and pretty darned xenophobic too [[Imperium\|just like another civilisation we know]]. Their priests get all the significant power in their communities and deviation from established religious doctrine or acknowledgement of any god ''other than'' the god the rest of the community worships is considered abominable [[Heresy]] which is liable to get one killed.

	* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO		Blibdoolpoolp demands constant veneration and regular sacrifices, and isn't particularly choosy about where the sacrifices come from, so Kuo-Toa who become lax in their devotions are at risk of getting sacrificed themselves. Therefore Kuo-Toa worship Blibdoolpoolp because they often have no other choice.
	* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, ~~TITO DICKMAN~~, ~~SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)~~
	* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
	* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	~~GRAND DAD IS LOVE~~		Those rare cases where Kuo-Toa ''don't'' worship Blibdoolpoolp is because their community simply hasn't even heard of her. But that doesn't change the group propensity to mob together and worship only one god, while executing heretics and offering sacrifices. These other groups tend to gravitate towards '''Dagon''' whose doctrine is almost identical to Blibdoolpoolp.
	~~GRAND DAD IS LIFE~~
	~~GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI~~		===Inquisitors of the Drowning Goddess===
	~~FOR MEMES~~		As mentioned, communities which venerate Blibdoolpoolp are constantly on the lookout for heretics within their own midst. This prestige class represents individuals who make it their business to find those deviants and bring them to "justice".
	~~FOR VINESAUCE~~
	~~AND FOR~~		Typically starting as [[Monk]]s, these individuals are always Lawful for some reason, which is at odds with worship of a chaotic deity. But in any case, they don't cast spells, so it doesn't really matter.
	~~SILVAGUNNER~~
	[[~~Category~~: ~~Meme~~]][[~~Category: GRAND DAD~~]][[~~Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy~~]][[~~Category: Awesome~~]]		They gain a Fear Aura along with an increasing bonus to their intimidate and sense motive skills; they also gain the ability to create adhesives which improve grapple checks to subdue opponents, making them true [[Inquisitors]]. At later levels, they gain a resistance to mind influencing effects and illusions.

			Their final ability is hilarious: they can cover themselves with glue which causes them to stick fast to anything they touch, allowing them to dogpile opponents into submission. The strange thing is that the glue only works one time before it needs to be renewed, so it can be easily rendered irrelevant by throwing a penny at them such that it gets used up!

			===Sea Mother Whip===

			==Realm==
			Originally, Blibdoolpoolp made her realm in the Elemental Plane of Water in a region called the '''Murky Depths''', which was one of the few places on the infinite expanse of water that had a sandy sea bed.

			In the transition between editions she seems to have hopped around for a bit:
			In the [[Forgotten Realms]], she resides in the '''Fated Depths''', which she shares with the deity [[Sekolah]] where the two are at constant war with one another. Blibdoolpoolp is believed to be losing the conflict and is at risk of declining into irrelevance. Sekolah's own part of the realm is accessed from the frozen layer of Stygia in [[Baator]], implying that the realm of the Fated Depths is a direct link between the Abyss and the Nine Hells. What's more complicated is that the Fated Depths are considered an end point for the '''River of Blood''' which is analogous to the '''River Styx''', which otherwise normally ends ''(or begins)'' in [[Acheron]].

			In later "Core" editions Blibdoolpoolp is occasionally referred to as a demon lord instead of a deity (not that these are mutually exclusive terms) therefore her realm must have been located somewhere in the Abyss; though which layer exactly is a bit of a mystery because it is never actually provided and any information found between campaign settings is incompatible with each other.

			{{D&D-Nonhuman-Deities}}

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	~~{{Infobox Deity~~		'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
	~~\|Name = Blibdoolpoolp~~
	~~\|Symbol = Lobster~~'~~s head, or a black pearl~~
	~~\|Aliases = The Drowning Goddess, the Sea Mother, Whip of Whips~~
	~~\|Alignment =~~ '''~~2E/5E:~~''~~' Neutral Evil <br> '''3E:''' Chaotic Evil~~
	~~\|Divine Rank = Intermediate God / Demon Lord~~
	~~\|Pantheon = Core~~
	~~\|Portfolio = Kuo~~-~~toas~~, ~~Drowning~~
	~~\|Domains =~~ '''~~2E:~~'~~'' Dark, Insanity, Revenge <br> '''3E:''' Destruction, Evil, Water<br>'''5E:''' Death~~
	~~\|Home Plane = '''2E:''' Elemental Plane of Water <br> '''3E:''' Fated Depths'' ([[Abyss]]~~)
	~~\|Worshippers = Kuo-toas, undersea creatures~~
	~~\|Favoured Weapon = Pincer Staff~~
	}}

	~~'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one~~ of the ~~stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard~~, ~~is most recognizable for being one~~ of ~~the most minor racial deities~~ in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of ~~hands~~.		They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

	==~~History~~==		== CHANNELS ==
	~~In early editions, she was said~~ to ~~have been a bright, beautiful patron of an ascended species and only became a warped~~ and ~~twisted entity as the Kuo-Toa waned~~ in ~~power. Though this might simply be the ramblings~~ of ~~a mad god and her fanatically stupid followers as Blibdoolpoolp refuses to acknowledge that the Kuo~~-~~toa were anything less than they already are; claiming that they have always been mighty. Despite her claims of supremacy~~, ~~Blibdoolpoolp is secretly terrified of competition from the [[Drow]] Pantheon~~, and [[Sekolah]], and the [[Illithid]]s, who she believes are all out to devour her ''(which is true)'' but she is also fantastically afraid of them discovering the ancient secrets of her race ''(whatever they may be)''.		The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

	~~It may be~~ that ~~Blibdoolpoolp is actually an aspect of the Demon Lord '''Dagon'''~~, ~~who has existed and been worshipped by Kuo~~-~~toas since long before Blibdoolpoolp ever came along. Dagon is also at war with Sekolah, marking some points of similarity between Demon Lord and Kuo~~-~~toa Deity. Furthermore, Dagon cultists are ''also'~~' ~~attempting to wipe out worship of Blibdoolpoolp;~~ a ~~fight that Blibdoolpoolp appears to be losing~~, ~~so it may be~~ that ~~her religion is simply a heretical branch~~ of ~~a demon-cult that he wants back. In any case~~, ~~whether she is a mad~~-~~goddess or an independent aspect of another entity, her lack of victories against anyone, whether Dagon, Sekolah, or others puts her at risk of just getting absorbed by one of the other powers~~.		{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
			The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

	In ~~5th edition~~, ~~it's been suggested that Blibdoolpoolp~~ was ~~probably first created by a mad Kuo-toa finding a statue of a woman with the head and arms broken off~~, ~~replacing them with the appropriate parts from a giant lobster~~, and ~~madly believing its creation was a god~~, ~~which spread like wildfire through the race. This is because making up fictitious gods~~ as ~~a result of their insanity is one of the defining "quirks"~~ of ~~the kuo-toa in 5e~~.		In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

	==~~Worshippers~~==		== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
	~~Kuo~~-~~Toa as a society are ''really'' freakin' religious~~ and ~~pretty darned xenophobic too [[Imperium\|just like another civilisation we know]]~~. ~~Their priests get all the significant power in their communities~~ and deviation from established religious doctrine or acknowledgement of any god ''other than'' the god the rest of the community worships is considered abominable [[Heresy]] which is liable to get one killed.		Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

	~~Blibdoolpoolp demands constant veneration and regular sacrifices~~, and isn't particularly choosy about where the sacrifices come from, so Kuo-Toa who become lax in their devotions are at risk of getting sacrificed themselves. Therefore Kuo-Toa worship Blibdoolpoolp because they often have no other choice.		* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
			* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
			* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
			* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	Those rare cases where Kuo-Toa ''don't'' worship Blibdoolpoolp is because their community simply hasn't even heard of her. But that doesn't change the group propensity to mob together and worship only one god, while executing heretics and offering sacrifices. These other groups tend to gravitate towards '''Dagon''' whose doctrine is almost identical to Blibdoolpoolp.		GRAND DAD IS LOVE
			GRAND DAD IS LIFE
	~~===Inquisitors of the Drowning Goddess===~~		GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
	As mentioned, communities which venerate Blibdoolpoolp are constantly on the lookout for heretics within their own midst. This prestige class represents individuals who make it their business to find those deviants and bring them to "justice".		FOR MEMES
			FOR VINESAUCE
	Typically starting as [[Monk]]s, these individuals are always Lawful for some reason, which is at odds with worship of a chaotic deity. But in any case, they don't cast spells, so it doesn't really matter.		AND FOR
			SILVAGUNNER
	They gain a Fear Aura along with an increasing bonus to their intimidate and sense motive skills; they also gain the ability to create adhesives which improve grapple checks to subdue opponents, making them true [[~~Inquisitors]]. At later levels, they gain a resistance to mind influencing effects and illusions.~~		[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

	Their final ability is hilarious: they can cover themselves with glue which causes them to stick fast to anything they touch, allowing them to dogpile opponents into submission. The strange thing is that the glue only works one time before it needs to be renewed, so it can be easily rendered irrelevant by throwing a penny at them such that it gets used up!

	~~===Sea Mother Whip===~~

	~~==Realm==~~
	Originally, Blibdoolpoolp made her realm in the Elemental Plane of Water in a region called the '''Murky Depths''', which was one of the few places on the infinite expanse of water that had a sandy sea bed.

	~~In the transition between editions she seems to have hopped around for a bit~~:
	~~In the [[Forgotten Realms~~]]~~, she resides in the '''Fated Depths''', which she shares with the deity~~ [[~~Sekolah~~]] where the two are at constant war with one another. Blibdoolpoolp is believed to be losing the conflict and is at risk of declining into irrelevance. Sekolah's own part of the realm is accessed from the frozen layer of Stygia in [[~~Baator~~]], implying that the realm of the Fated Depths is a direct link between the Abyss and the Nine Hells. What's more complicated is that the Fated Depths are considered an end point for the '''River of Blood''' which is analogous to the '''River Styx''', which otherwise normally ends ''(or begins)'' in [[~~Acheron~~]].

	In later "Core" editions Blibdoolpoolp is occasionally referred to as a demon lord instead of a deity (not that these are mutually exclusive terms) therefore her realm must have been located somewhere in the Abyss; though which layer exactly is a bit of a mystery because it is never actually provided and any information found between campaign settings is incompatible with each other.

	~~{{D&D-Nonhuman-Deities}}~~

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	~~{{dnd-stub}}~~
	'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.		'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.

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	\|Name = Blibdoolpoolp		\|Name = Blibdoolpoolp
	\|Symbol = Lobster's head, or a black pearl		\|Symbol = Lobster's head, or a black pearl
	\|Alignment = '''2E:''' Neutral Evil <br> '''3E+''' Chaotic Evil		\|Aliases = The Drowning Goddess, the Sea Mother, Whip of Whips
			\|Alignment = '''2E/5E:''' Neutral Evil <br> '''3E:''' Chaotic Evil
	\|Divine Rank = Intermediate God / Demon Lord		\|Divine Rank = Intermediate God / Demon Lord
	\|Pantheon = Core		\|Pantheon = Core

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	'''~~THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE~~''' ~~ARE a prolific VINESAUCE~~-~~centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods~~ of ~~activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated~~, ~~when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are~~ ''~~not~~'' ~~official Tournaments and are~~ in ~~no way affiliated~~ with ~~JOEL)~~.		{{Infobox Deity
			\|Name = Blibdoolpoolp
			\|Symbol = Lobster's head, or a black pearl
			\|Alignment = '''2E:''' Neutral Evil <br> '''3E+''' Chaotic Evil
			\|Divine Rank = Intermediate God / Demon Lord
			\|Pantheon = Core
			\|Portfolio = Kuo-toas, Drowning
			\|Domains = '''2E:''' Dark, Insanity, Revenge <br> '''3E:''' Destruction, Evil, Water<br>'''5E:''' Death
			\|Home Plane = '''2E:''' Elemental Plane of Water <br> '''3E:''' Fated Depths'' ([[Abyss]])
			\|Worshippers = Kuo-toas, undersea creatures
			\|Favoured Weapon = Pincer Staff
			}}
			{{dnd-stub}}
			'''Blibdoolpoolp''', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands.

	~~They operated out~~ of the ~~SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated~~ in ~~2014, after which~~ they ~~appear to~~ have ~~transitioned briefly~~ to ~~GiivaSunner in September~~ of ~~2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June~~ of ~~2018~~.		==History==
			In early editions, she was said to have been a bright, beautiful patron of an ascended species and only became a warped and twisted entity as the Kuo-Toa waned in power. Though this might simply be the ramblings of a mad god and her fanatically stupid followers as Blibdoolpoolp refuses to acknowledge that the Kuo-toa were anything less than they already are; claiming that they have always been mighty. Despite her claims of supremacy, Blibdoolpoolp is secretly terrified of competition from the [[Drow]] Pantheon, and [[Sekolah]], and the [[Illithid]]s, who she believes are all out to devour her ''(which is true)'' but she is also fantastically afraid of them discovering the ancient secrets of her race ''(whatever they may be)''.

	~~== CHANNELS ==~~		It may be that Blibdoolpoolp is actually an aspect of the Demon Lord '''Dagon''', who has existed and been worshipped by Kuo-toas since long before Blibdoolpoolp ever came along. Dagon is also at war with Sekolah, marking some points of similarity between Demon Lord and Kuo-toa Deity. Furthermore, Dagon cultists are ''also'' attempting to wipe out worship of Blibdoolpoolp; a fight that Blibdoolpoolp appears to be losing, so it may be that her religion is simply a heretical branch of a demon-cult that he wants back. In any case, whether she is a mad-goddess or an independent aspect of another entity, her lack of victories against anyone, whether Dagon, Sekolah, or others puts her at risk of just getting absorbed by one of the other powers.
	~~The original forums appeared~~ to ~~function as four services: preparation and communication in service~~ of ~~coming events~~, ~~discussion about new HIGH~~-~~QUALITY RIPS~~, ~~MEME showcase~~, ~~and general VINESAUCE~~ or ~~unrelated discussion~~.

	~~== EVENTS ==~~		In 5th edition, it's been suggested that Blibdoolpoolp was probably first created by a mad Kuo-toa finding a statue of a woman with the head and arms broken off, replacing them with the appropriate parts from a giant lobster, and madly believing its creation was a god, which spread like wildfire through the race. This is because making up fictitious gods as a result of their insanity is one of the defining "quirks" of the kuo-toa in 5e.
	~~The VINESAUCE MEME events~~ that ~~The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse~~ and ~~involved~~, ~~due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly~~ a ~~decade~~, and ~~some that still don't! They also hosted some~~ of the ~~first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH~~-~~QUALITY RIPS~~.

	~~In later years, an event known~~ as ~~GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69,~~ and ~~MEME Wars, as~~ of ~~2019~~.		==Worshippers==
			Kuo-Toa as a society are ''really'' freakin' religious and pretty darned xenophobic too [[Imperium\|just like another civilisation we know]]. Their priests get all the significant power in their communities and deviation from established religious doctrine or acknowledgement of any god ''other than'' the god the rest of the community worships is considered abominable [[Heresy]] which is liable to get one killed.

	~~== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~ and ~~MEMES ==~~		Blibdoolpoolp demands constant veneration and regular sacrifices, and isn't particularly choosy about where the sacrifices come from, so Kuo-Toa who become lax in their devotions are at risk of getting sacrificed themselves. Therefore Kuo-Toa worship Blibdoolpoolp because they often have no other choice.
	~~Some HIGH~~-~~QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates~~ in ~~5th and 6th edition~~. ~~Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to~~ have ~~been most active between 2012 and 2019~~.

	* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO		Those rare cases where Kuo-Toa ''don't'' worship Blibdoolpoolp is because their community simply hasn't even heard of her. But that doesn't change the group propensity to mob together and worship only one god, while executing heretics and offering sacrifices. These other groups tend to gravitate towards '''Dagon''' whose doctrine is almost identical to Blibdoolpoolp.
	* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and ~~SANS UNDERTALE)~~
	* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD		===Inquisitors of the Drowning Goddess===
	* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN		As mentioned, communities which venerate Blibdoolpoolp are constantly on the lookout for heretics within their own midst. This prestige class represents individuals who make it their business to find those deviants and bring them to "justice".

	~~GRAND DAD IS LOVE~~		Typically starting as [[Monk]]s, these individuals are always Lawful for some reason, which is at odds with worship of a chaotic deity. But in any case, they don't cast spells, so it doesn't really matter.
	~~GRAND DAD IS LIFE~~
	~~GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI~~
	~~FOR MEMES~~
	~~FOR VINESAUCE~~
	~~AND FOR~~
	~~SILVAGUNNER~~

	[[~~Category~~: ~~Meme~~]][[~~Category: GRAND DAD~~]][[~~Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy~~]]		They gain a Fear Aura along with an increasing bonus to their intimidate and sense motive skills; they also gain the ability to create adhesives which improve grapple checks to subdue opponents, making them true [[Inquisitors]]. At later levels, they gain a resistance to mind influencing effects and illusions.

			Their final ability is hilarious: they can cover themselves with glue which causes them to stick fast to anything they touch, allowing them to dogpile opponents into submission. The strange thing is that the glue only works one time before it needs to be renewed, so it can be easily rendered irrelevant by throwing a penny at them such that it gets used up!

			===Sea Mother Whip===

			==Realm==
			Originally, Blibdoolpoolp made her realm in the Elemental Plane of Water in a region called the '''Murky Depths''', which was one of the few places on the infinite expanse of water that had a sandy sea bed.

			In the transition between editions she seems to have hopped around for a bit:
			In the [[Forgotten Realms]], she resides in the '''Fated Depths''', which she shares with the deity [[Sekolah]] where the two are at constant war with one another. Blibdoolpoolp is believed to be losing the conflict and is at risk of declining into irrelevance. Sekolah's own part of the realm is accessed from the frozen layer of Stygia in [[Baator]], implying that the realm of the Fated Depths is a direct link between the Abyss and the Nine Hells. What's more complicated is that the Fated Depths are considered an end point for the '''River of Blood''' which is analogous to the '''River Styx''', which otherwise normally ends ''(or begins)'' in [[Acheron]].

			In later "Core" editions Blibdoolpoolp is occasionally referred to as a demon lord instead of a deity (not that these are mutually exclusive terms) therefore her realm must have been located somewhere in the Abyss; though which layer exactly is a bit of a mystery because it is never actually provided and any information found between campaign settings is incompatible with each other.

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	~~{{Infobox Deity~~		'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
	~~\|Name = Blibdoolpoolp~~
	~~\|Symbol = Lobster~~'~~s head, or a black pearl~~
	~~\|Alignment =~~ '''~~2E:~~''~~' Neutral Evil <br> '''3E+''' Chaotic Evil~~
	~~\|Divine Rank = Intermediate God / Demon Lord~~
	~~\|Pantheon = Core~~
	~~\|Portfolio = Kuo~~-~~toas, Drowning~~
	~~\|Domains = '''2E:''' Dark, Insanity, Revenge <br> '''3E:''' Destruction~~, ~~Evil, Water<br>'''5E:''' Death~~
	~~\|Home Plane = '''2E:''' Elemental Plane of Water <br> '''3E:''' Fated Depths''~~ (~~[[Abyss]])~~
	~~\|Worshippers = Kuo-toas, undersea creatures~~
	~~\|Favoured Weapon = Pincer Staff~~
	}}
	~~{{dnd-stub}}~~
	'''~~Blibdoolpoolp~~'~~'', aside from sounding like one of the stupidest onomatopoeiae you've ever heard, is most recognizable for being one of the most minor racial deities~~ in [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. She is the Chaotic Evil patron goddess of the [[Kuo-toa]], a race of insane fish-men who can basically be described as the [[H.P. Lovecraft\|Deep Ones]]' slightly retarded redneck cousins from the [[Underdark]]. She is best known for appearing as a beautiful naked woman with ~~the head of a giant lobster and lobster claws instead of hands~~.

	~~==History==~~		They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
	~~In early editions, she was said to have been a bright, beautiful patron~~ of ~~an ascended species and only became a warped and twisted entity as~~ the ~~Kuo-Toa waned~~ in ~~power. Though this might simply be the ramblings of a mad god and her fanatically stupid followers as Blibdoolpoolp refuses~~ to ~~acknowledge that the Kuo-toa were anything less than they already are; claiming that they~~ have ~~always been mighty. Despite her claims of supremacy, Blibdoolpoolp is secretly terrified~~ of ~~competition from the [[Drow]] Pantheon, and [[Sekolah]], and the [[Illithid]]s, who she believes are all out~~ to ~~devour her ''(which is true)'' but she is also fantastically afraid~~ of ~~them discovering the ancient secrets of her race ''(whatever they may be)''~~.

	~~It may be that Blibdoolpoolp is actually an aspect of the Demon Lord '''Dagon''', who has existed~~ and been worshipped by Kuo-toas since long before Blibdoolpoolp ever came along. Dagon is also at war with Sekolah, marking some points of similarity between Demon Lord and Kuo-toa Deity. Furthermore, Dagon cultists are ''also'' attempting to wipe out worship of Blibdoolpoolp; a fight that Blibdoolpoolp appears to be losing, so it may be that her religion is simply a heretical branch of ~~a demon-cult that he wants back. In any case~~, ~~whether she is a mad~~-~~goddess or an independent aspect of another entity~~, ~~her lack of victories against anyone, whether Dagon, Sekolah~~, or ~~others puts her at risk of just getting absorbed by one of the other powers~~.		== CHANNELS ==
			The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

	~~In 5th edition, it's been suggested~~ that ~~Blibdoolpoolp was probably first created by a mad Kuo-toa finding a statue of a woman with the head~~ and ~~arms broken off~~, ~~replacing them with the appropriate parts from~~ a ~~giant lobster~~, and ~~madly believing its creation was a god, which spread like wildfire through the race. This is because making up fictitious gods as a result of their insanity is one~~ of the ~~defining "quirks" of the kuo~~-~~toa in 5e~~.		== EVENTS ==
			The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

	~~==Worshippers==~~		In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
	~~Kuo-Toa~~ as ~~a society are ''really'' freakin' religious~~ and pretty darned xenophobic too [[Imperium\|just like another civilisation we know]]. Their priests get all the significant power in their communities and deviation from established religious doctrine or acknowledgement of any god ''other than'' the god the rest of ~~the community worships is considered abominable [[Heresy]] which is liable to get one killed~~.

	~~Blibdoolpoolp demands constant veneration~~ and ~~regular sacrifices, and isn't particularly choosy about where the sacrifices come from, so Kuo~~-~~Toa who become lax~~ in ~~their devotions are at risk of getting sacrificed themselves~~. ~~Therefore Kuo-Toa worship Blibdoolpoolp because they often~~ have ~~no other choice~~.		== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
			Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

	Those rare cases where Kuo-Toa ''don't'' worship Blibdoolpoolp is because their community simply hasn't even heard of her. But that doesn't change the group propensity to mob together and worship only one god, ~~while executing heretics~~ and ~~offering sacrifices. These other groups tend to gravitate towards '''Dagon''' whose doctrine is almost identical to Blibdoolpoolp.~~		* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
			* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
	~~===Inquisitors of the Drowning Goddess===~~		* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
	As mentioned, communities which venerate Blibdoolpoolp are constantly on the lookout for heretics within their own midst. This prestige class represents individuals who make it their business to find those deviants and bring them to "justice".		* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	Typically starting as [[Monk]]s, these individuals are always Lawful for some reason, which is at odds with worship of a chaotic deity. But in any case, they don't cast spells, so it doesn't really matter.		GRAND DAD IS LOVE
			GRAND DAD IS LIFE
			GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
			FOR MEMES
			FOR VINESAUCE
			AND FOR
			SILVAGUNNER

	They gain a Fear Aura along with an increasing bonus to their intimidate and sense motive skills; they also gain the ability to create adhesives which improve grapple checks to subdue opponents, making them true [[~~Inquisitors]]. At later levels, they gain a resistance to mind influencing effects and illusions.~~		[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

	Their final ability is hilarious: they can cover themselves with glue which causes them to stick fast to anything they touch, allowing them to dogpile opponents into submission. The strange thing is that the glue only works one time before it needs to be renewed, so it can be easily rendered irrelevant by throwing a penny at them such that it gets used up!

	~~===Sea Mother Whip===~~

	~~==Realm==~~
	Originally, Blibdoolpoolp made her realm in the Elemental Plane of Water in a region called the '''Murky Depths''', which was one of the few places on the infinite expanse of water that had a sandy sea bed.

	~~In the transition between editions she seems to have hopped around for a bit~~:
	~~In the [[Forgotten Realms~~]]~~, she resides in the '''Fated Depths''', which she shares with the deity~~ [[~~Sekolah~~]] where the two are at constant war with one another. Blibdoolpoolp is believed to be losing the conflict and is at risk of declining into irrelevance. Sekolah's own part of the realm is accessed from the frozen layer of Stygia in [[Baator]], implying that the realm of the Fated Depths is a direct link between the Abyss and the Nine Hells. What's more complicated is that the Fated Depths are considered an end point for the '''River of Blood''' which is analogous to the '''River Styx''', which otherwise normally ends ''(or begins)'' in [[Acheron]].

	In later "Core" editions Blibdoolpoolp is occasionally referred to as a demon lord instead of a deity (not that these are mutually exclusive terms) therefore her realm must have been located somewhere in the Abyss; though which layer exactly is a bit of a mystery because it is never actually provided and any information found between campaign settings is incompatible with each other.

	~~{{D&D-Nonhuman-Deities}}~~