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	He once protected '''Drakenwald Forest''' from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return, however, his eye was taken by the Beastman in another encounter. As you can see, the years of fighting Beastmens and losing his eye have led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by Beastmen's human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}		He once protected '''Drakenwald Forest''' from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return, however, his eye was taken by the Beastman in another encounter. As you can see, the years of fighting Beastmens and losing his eye have led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by Beastmen's human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}

	He had two sons. The younger one '''Stefan''' from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other '''Heinrich''' ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) that was born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking psychopath who likes to cut himself and other people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much that he ended up becoming his court advisor's puppet.		He had two sons. The younger one '''Stefan''' from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other '''Heinrich''' ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) that was born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking psychopath who likes to cut himself and other people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much that he ended up becoming his court advisor's puppet.

	His daughter, '''Katarina''', who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].		His daughter, '''Katarina''', who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].
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	== Relation with the Empire ==		== Relation with the Empire ==
	Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.		Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.

	[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]] [[Tzeentch\|Or is he...]]		[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]] [[Tzeentch\|Or is he...]]

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	'''Elector Count Boris Todbringer, Graf of Middenheim''', also known as '''Grand Duke of Middenland''', '''Prince of Carroburg''', '''Protector of the Drakwald''', '''Warden of the Middle Mountains''', '''Beloved of Ulric''', and '''FUCKING TODDY''', is the guy in charge of Middenheim. He is well known for having one eye, his fancy castle helmet, and his rivalry with [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|a certain beastman]]. He is also known for opposing [[Karl Franz]] himself in the past, by voting against his ascension to Emperor, believing young Karl to be a mere puppet of the Grand Theogonist (the Sigmarite equivalent of the Pope).		'''Elector Count Boris Todbringer, Graf of Middenheim''', also known as '''Grand Duke of Middenland''', '''Prince of Carroburg''', '''Protector of the Drakwald''', '''Warden of the Middle Mountains''', '''Beloved of Ulric''', and '''FUCKING TODDY''', is the guy in charge of Middenheim. He is well known for having one eye, his fancy castle helmet, and his rivalry with [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|a certain beastman]]. He is also known for opposing [[Karl Franz]] himself in the past, by voting against his ascension to Emperor, believing young Karl to be a mere puppet of the Grand Theogonist (the Sigmarite equivalent of the Pope).

	Fun fact: [https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/what-does-word-tod-mean-german-why-this-152751 Tod meant "death" in German.] Since the Empire is a gigantic parody of German culture, this means Todbringer meant "death bringer", a fitting name for the ruler of Middenheim.		Fun fact: [https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/what-does-word-tod-mean-german-why-this-152751 Tod meant "death" in German.] Since the Empire is a gigantic parody of German culture, this means Todbringer meant "death bringer", a fitting name for the ruler of Middenheim. Most people unfamiliar with German language would mistook Todbringer as something silly like "the bringer of a guy named Tod".

	== Personal Life ==		== Personal Life ==
	His ancestor is Gunthar von Bildhofen, the brother of Emperor Magnus the Pious~~, you know,~~ the Emperor who brought the Empire back to its feet, created the college of Magic with the help of ~~the elf~~, and saved [[Kislev]] in the Great War against Chaos?		His ancestor is '''Gunthar von Bildhofen''', the brother of '''Emperor Magnus the Pious''' aka the Emperor who brought the Empire back to its feet, created the college of Magic with the help of [[Teclis]], and saved [[Kislev]] in the Great War against Chaos?

	He once protected Drakenwald ~~forest~~ from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return, however, his eye was taken by the ~~beastman~~. As you can see, the years of fighting ~~beastmen~~ and losing his eye have led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by ~~beastmen~~'s human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}		He once protected '''Drakenwald Forest''' from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return, however, his eye was taken by the Beastman in another encounter. As you can see, the years of fighting Beastmens and losing his eye have led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by Beastmen's human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}

	He had two sons. The younger one Stefan from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other Heinrich ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) was born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking psychopath who likes to cut himself and other people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much that he ended up becoming his court advisor's puppet.		He had two sons. The younger one '''Stefan''' from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other '''Heinrich''' ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) that was born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking psychopath who likes to cut himself and other people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much that he ended up becoming his court advisor's puppet.

	His daughter, Katarina, who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].		His daughter, '''Katarina''', who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].

	=== [[The End Times]] ===		=== [[The End Times]] ===

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	Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.		Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.

	[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]] [[~~Tzeetch~~\|Or is he...]]		[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]] [[Tzeentch\|Or is he...]]

	Though that’s only what the [[Lord of Change\|Advisor]] says. In gameplay, none of those terrorists fly Todbringer’s colors nor does their defeat affect relationships with him. Either this is just segregation between story and gameplay, or a hint that the Advisor might not be truthful (Probably, seeing as he is secretly a Tzeentch cultist serving the [[Lord of Change]] Sarthorael the Ever-Watcher).		Though that’s only what the [[Lord of Change\|Advisor]] says. In gameplay, none of those terrorists fly Todbringer’s colors nor does their defeat affect relationships with him. Either this is just segregation between story and gameplay, or a hint that the Advisor might not be truthful (Probably, seeing as he is secretly a Tzeentch cultist serving the [[Lord of Change]] Sarthorael the Ever-Watcher).

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	Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.		Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.

	[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]]		[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]] [[Tzeetch\|Or is he...]]

	Though that’s only what the [[Lord of Change\|Advisor]] says. In gameplay, none of those terrorists fly Todbringer’s colors nor does their defeat affect relationships with him. Either this is just segregation between story and gameplay, or a hint that the Advisor might not be truthful (Probably, seeing as he is secretly a Tzeentch cultist serving the [[Lord of Change]] Sarthorael the Ever-Watcher).		Though that’s only what the [[Lord of Change\|Advisor]] says. In gameplay, none of those terrorists fly Todbringer’s colors nor does their defeat affect relationships with him. Either this is just segregation between story and gameplay, or a hint that the Advisor might not be truthful (Probably, seeing as he is secretly a Tzeentch cultist serving the [[Lord of Change]] Sarthorael the Ever-Watcher).

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	He once protected Drakenwald forest from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return however, his eye was taken by the beastman. As you can see, the years of fighting beastmen and losing his eye has led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by beastmen's human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}		He once protected Drakenwald forest from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return however, his eye was taken by the beastman. As you can see, the years of fighting beastmen and losing his eye has led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by beastmen's human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}

	He had two sons. The younger one Stefan from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other Heinrich ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking ~~idiot~~ who likes to cut people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] ~~(warhammer italy)~~ doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much and he ended up become his court advisor's puppet.		He had two sons. The younger one Stefan from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other Heinrich ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking psychopath who likes to cut himself and other people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much and he ended up become his court advisor's puppet.

	His daughter, Katarina, who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].		His daughter, Katarina, who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].

			=== [[The End Times]] ===
			{{topquote\|Vengeance made for vengeance repaid then dragged down, ript and slayd\|Boris' Dooming according to WHRPG 4th Ed}}

	Speaking of the End Times, Boris' paranoia and depression finally led him to make the stupid decision to chase after [[Khazrak The One-Eye]] into the drakewald forest. Believing he was the cause of [[The End Times]], he left Middenheim to their doom and fought Khazrak. Their bout ends with him stabbing Khazrak in the eye, only to be torn apart by other Beastmen and thrown into the sea.		Speaking of the End Times, Boris' paranoia and depression finally led him to make the stupid decision to chase after [[Khazrak The One-Eye]] into the drakewald forest. Believing he was the cause of [[The End Times]], he left Middenheim to their doom and fought Khazrak. Their bout ends with him stabbing Khazrak in the eye, only to be torn apart by other Beastmen and thrown into the sea.

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	==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]==		==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]==
	Boris was a generic NPC Lord until Call of The Beastmen gave him a unique model. Every subsequent update added more personality, including his trademark Runefang. As of the sequel, Boris's extremely ~~agressive~~, paranoid AI gained him the nickname "Toddy" and cult memetic status, mainly for his tendency to appear from nowhere; covering vast distances to attack targets of little strategic value.		Boris was a generic NPC Lord until Call of The Beastmen gave him a unique model. Every subsequent update added more personality, including his trademark Runefang. As of the sequel, Boris's extremely aggressive, paranoid AI gained him the nickname "Toddy" and cult memetic status, mainly for his tendency to appear from nowhere; covering vast distances to attack targets of little strategic value.

	"WHAT'S THIS? SOMEONE MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS IN A FAR CORNER OF THE MAP? TODDY AWAAAY!"		"WHAT'S THIS? SOMEONE MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS IN A FAR CORNER OF THE MAP? TODDY AWAAAY!"

			Angory Tom's memetic portrayal of Toddy eventually culminated into [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S28-JvPaa_0 a video sponsored by Creative Assembly themselves], where he told Ben of his completely true adventures fighting many monsters (plenty of which that dropped in the recently-released The Silence and the Fury DLC, of course) while searching for Khazrak One-Eye.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

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	[[File:Boris Todbringer.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Boris Todbringer, wearing a fancy hat that even the inquisition would drool over.]]		[[File:Boris Todbringer.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Boris Todbringer, wearing a fancy hat that even the inquisition would drool over.]]
	{{topquote\|A whole eye and half a life I have spent fighting these things. Vicious, powerful creatures they are, the more terrifying because some have Human intelligence to work with their animal cunning and Chaos-spawned savagery. Yet the worst of it is not that some of them used to be Human—the worst of it is never knowing which ~~apparently~~ normal, pious Human is a Mutant in disguise. They act as the Beastmen’s spies; aye, and sometimes as their assassins too.\|Boris Todbringer, Elector of Middenheim}}		{{topquote\|A whole eye and half a life I have spent fighting these things. Vicious, powerful creatures they are, the more terrifying because some have Human intelligence to work with their animal cunning and Chaos-spawned savagery. Yet the worst of it is not that some of them used to be Human—the worst of it is never knowing which normal, pious Human is a Mutant in disguise. They act as the Beastmen’s spies; aye, and sometimes as their assassins too.\|Boris Todbringer, Elector of Middenheim}}


	{{topquote\|KHAZRAK?! HE TOOK MY FUCKING EYE!\|Old Toddy, as ~~channelled~~ by Angory Tom}}		{{topquote\|KHAZRAK?! HE TOOK MY FUCKING EYE!\|Old Toddy, as channeled by Angory Tom}}


	'''Elector Count Boris Todbringer, Graf of Middenheim''', also known as '''Grand Duke of Middenland''', '''Prince of Carroburg''', '''Protector of the Drakwald''', '''Warden of the Middle Mountains''', '''Beloved of Ulric''', and '''FUCKING TODDY''', is the guy in charge of Middenheim. He is well known for having one eye, his fancy castle helmet and his rivalry with [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|a certain beastman]]. He is also known for opposing [[Karl Franz]] himself in the past, by voting against his ascension to Emperor, believing young Karl to be a mere puppet of the Grand Theogonist (the Sigmarite equivalent of the Pope).		'''Elector Count Boris Todbringer, Graf of Middenheim''', also known as '''Grand Duke of Middenland''', '''Prince of Carroburg''', '''Protector of the Drakwald''', '''Warden of the Middle Mountains''', '''Beloved of Ulric''', and '''FUCKING TODDY''', is the guy in charge of Middenheim. He is well known for having one eye, his fancy castle helmet, and his rivalry with [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|a certain beastman]]. He is also known for opposing [[Karl Franz]] himself in the past, by voting against his ascension to Emperor, believing young Karl to be a mere puppet of the Grand Theogonist (the Sigmarite equivalent of the Pope).

	Fun fact: [https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/what-does-word-tod-mean-german-why-this-152751 Tod meant "death" in ~~german~~.] Since the Empire is a gigantic parody on German culture, this means Todbringer ~~actually~~ meant "death bringer", a fitting name for the ruler of Middenheim.		Fun fact: [https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/what-does-word-tod-mean-german-why-this-152751 Tod meant "death" in German.] Since the Empire is a gigantic parody of German culture, this means Todbringer meant "death bringer", a fitting name for the ruler of Middenheim.

	== Personal Life ==		== Personal Life ==
	His ancestor is Gunthar von Bildhofen, the brother of Emperor Magnus the Pious, you know, the Emperor who brought the Empire back to its feet, created the college of Magic with the help of the elf, and saved [[Kislev]] in the Great War against Chaos?		His ancestor is Gunthar von Bildhofen, the brother of Emperor Magnus the Pious, you know, the Emperor who brought the Empire back to its feet, created the college of Magic with the help of the elf, and saved [[Kislev]] in the Great War against Chaos?

	He once protected Drakenwald forest from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return however, his eye was taken by the beastman. As you can see, the years of fighting beastmen and losing his eye ~~has~~ led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by beastmen's human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}		He once protected Drakenwald forest from a bunch of stupid beastmen led by [[Khazrak The One-Eye\|Khazrak]] and took away said beast's eye. In return, however, his eye was taken by the beastman. As you can see, the years of fighting beastmen and losing his eye have led him to paranoia and distrust, believing he is watched by beastmen's human spies (see quote above). <s>A much more believable paranoia compare to the [[skaven\|chaos ratmen]] I say!</s> {{FWIP}} {{FWIP\|There's no such thing!}}

	He had two sons. The younger one Stefan from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other Heinrich ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking psychopath who likes to cut himself and other people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much ~~and~~ he ended up ~~become~~ his court advisor's puppet.		He had two sons. The younger one Stefan from his first wife who died giving birth to him and the other Heinrich ([[Heinrich Kemmler\|not this one]]) was born to some lady in the court. While Stefan is an [[Angron\|edgy fucking psychopath who likes to cut himself and other people]], he was named heir to Boris' title the day after he was born. Heinrich However is the contrast, who is smarter and better than Stefan in every way, but cannot be named heir to Boris' title. To fix his family situation, Boris hired a famous [[Tilea\|Tilean]] doctor Luigi ([[meme\|mama mia!]]) Pavarotti as Stefan's physician. Luigi was known for his "appetite" and being a brilliant physician, he cured Stefan's flawed condition. Tragically, both Stefan and Heinrich died a year after which according to some is the work of chaos, or perhaps it was Luigi who was a [[Nurgle]] cultist sent to assassinate the two, which should've been obvious given his appetite and medical skill. This event depressed Boris so much that he ended up becoming his court advisor's puppet.

	His daughter, Katarina, who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].		His daughter, Katarina, who was born to a court lady before his second marriage, is now Boris' only hope to secure a rightful owner of Middenheim. Many have tried to win over her heart, but none have succeeded and probably never will thanks to the End Times, which saw Katarina and other Middenheim citizens [[khorne\|slaughtered]] or [[slaanesh\|raped]] or [[nurgle\|rotted]] or [[Tzeentch\|roasted]] by [[Archaon]] and his [[warriors of chaos\|goons]].
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	== Relation with the Empire ==		== Relation with the Empire ==
	Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, he has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.		Like a brotherly rivalry, Boris has shown resentment not at Karl, not at the Empire as a whole, but the Sigmarite cult who is constantly ridiculing the cult of Ulric. He hated the fact that his ancestor Gunther did not become the Emperor after Magnus' death all thanks to the Sigmarite Cult. Boris being the devoted follower of Ulric, has a very strain relation with the Empire, distrusting anything coming from the Sigmarite cult or the Grand Theogonist himself. However, he is still the most loyal and energetic of all the counts and willing to work together with the Empire if there were urgent happening like chaos invasion or orc invasion.

	[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]]		[[Total War: WARHAMMER\|Boris is also known for being a fucking dick by hiring terrorists to hijack the cities of Reikland.]]
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	== Hat ==		== Hat ==
	This deserves a mention because his hat has long pink feather and a castle on it! Look at his fabulous fucking hat! His hat's feather is blue in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] however.		This deserves a mention because his hat has a long pink feather and a castle on it! Look at his fabulous fucking hat! His hat's feather is blue in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] however.

	==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]==		==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]==
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	Todbringer vs khazrak.png\| "You want the world? you'll have to earn it!"		Todbringer vs khazrak.png\| "You want the world? you'll have to earn it!"
	Todringer woe.jpg\| Damn you Sigmarite peasant! You and that hammer wielding barbarian of yours.		Todringer woe.jpg\| Damn you Sigmarite peasant! You and that hammer-wielding barbarian of yours.
	Khazrak's revenge.jpg\| AHHHH DAMN IT!!!!I LEFT THE STOVE ON!!!		Khazrak's revenge.jpg\| AHHHH DAMN IT!!!!I LEFT THE STOVE ON!!!
	TODDY.jpg\| Angory Tom as TODDY!		TODDY.jpg\| Angory Tom as TODDY!