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	;Anal Bleeder		;Anal Bleeder
	:A device consisting of a bladder and nozzle in the ass of a ~~marines~~ armor. It is used to shoot a thick red substance into the eyes or onto the visor of an enemy. In doing so the enemy is blinded, often resulting in extreme butthurt.		:A device consisting of a bladder and nozzle in the ass of a Marine's armor. It is used to shoot a thick red substance into the eyes or onto the visor of an enemy. In doing so the enemy is blinded, often resulting in extreme butthurt.

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1d4chan>D2151725: /* Mission */Capitalization

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Mission: Capitalization

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	== Mission ==		== Mission ==

	The ultimate goal for the warband is to invoke butthurt in all those they encounter, including their own battle-brothers. Their targets, however, extend beyond the galaxy and into the fan base. The corrupted ~~astartes~~ will attempt to make ~~40k~~ fans butthurt as well, in order to make their master more powerful. Their main, but not only, means of achieving this goal is through their love of Games Workshop writer (and chaos God) [[that guy\|Matt Ward]]. They worship Matt Ward’s gift to invoke unrelenting butthurt in ~~40k~~ fans and they revel in his efforts in order to create even more butthurt in the fan base.		The ultimate goal for the warband is to invoke butthurt in all those they encounter, including their own battle-brothers. Their targets, however, extend beyond the galaxy and into the fan base. The corrupted Astartes will attempt to make 40K fans butthurt as well, in order to make their master more powerful. Their main, but not only, means of achieving this goal is through their love of Games Workshop writer (and chaos God) [[that guy\|Matt Ward]]. They worship Matt Ward’s gift to invoke unrelenting butthurt in 40K fans and they revel in his efforts in order to create even more butthurt in the fan base.

	== Organization ==		== Organization ==

1d4chan>D2151725: /* History */Linked to spiritual liege

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History: Linked to spiritual liege

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	== History ==		== History ==

	After the [[Emperor]] announced that he would be leaving the [[Great Crusade]] at Ullanor, there was a never before seen level of butthurt in the galaxy. This butthurt lead to the formation of a daemon entity in the warp known simply as the "Butthurt God" or his more popular name: Matt Ward. In much the same way as [[Khorne]] is empowered by bloodshed, regardless of whose blood, Matt Ward is fueled by any and all butthurt. At some unknown point between Ullanor and M41, enough Astartes had been corrupted by Matt Ward that the warband of the Butthurt Marines formed.		After the [[Emperor]] announced that he would be leaving the [[Great Crusade]] at Ullanor, there was a never before seen level of butthurt in the galaxy. This butthurt lead to the formation of a daemon entity in the warp known simply as the "Butthurt God" or his more popular name: [[Matt Ward]]. In much the same way as [[Khorne]] is empowered by bloodshed, regardless of whose blood, Matt Ward is fueled by any and all butthurt. At some unknown point between Ullanor and M41, enough Astartes had been corrupted by Matt Ward that the warband of the Butthurt Marines formed.

	== Mission ==		== Mission ==

1d4chan>LGX-000 at 01:52, 31 March 2019

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	~~[[Image:ButthurtMarine.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Butthurt Marine by Joseph Fazio]]~~{{Infobox Traitor Legion		{{Infobox Traitor Legion
	\|Name = Butthurt Marines		\|Name = Butthurt Marines
	\|Heraldry = [[Image:Butthurt_insignia2.jpg]]		\|Heraldry = [[Image:Butthurt_insignia2.jpg]]
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	}}		}}
	The Butthurt Marines Chaos Warband is comprised of [[troll]] [[Chaos Space Marines]] dedicated to leaving a trail of bleeding anuses in their wake for the betterment of their master.		The Butthurt Marines Chaos Warband is comprised of [[troll]] [[Chaos Space Marines]] dedicated to leaving a trail of bleeding anuses in their wake for the betterment of their master.
			[[Image:ButthurtMarine.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Butthurt Marine by Joseph Fazio]]
	== History ==		== History ==

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	{{Infobox Traitor Legion		[[Image:ButthurtMarine.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Butthurt Marine by Joseph Fazio]]{{Infobox Traitor Legion
	\|Name = Butthurt Marines		\|Name = Butthurt Marines
	\|Heraldry = [[Image:Butthurt_insignia2.jpg]]		\|Heraldry = [[Image:Butthurt_insignia2.jpg]]
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	\|Colours = Blood Red, Turd Brown		\|Colours = Blood Red, Turd Brown
	}}		}}

	~~[[Image:ButthurtMarine.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Butthurt Marine by Joseph Fazio]]~~

	The Butthurt Marines Chaos Warband is comprised of [[troll]] [[Chaos Space Marines]] dedicated to leaving a trail of bleeding anuses in their wake for the betterment of their master.		The Butthurt Marines Chaos Warband is comprised of [[troll]] [[Chaos Space Marines]] dedicated to leaving a trail of bleeding anuses in their wake for the betterment of their master.

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	== Organization ==		== Organization ==

	The Butthurt Marines technically consist of what is a traditional command structure including Captains, Sergeants, Battle-brothers, and the like. In practice, however, there is no order within the ranks. When asked for orders, leaders will simply refuse to give a serious answer in order to frustrate subordinates. When given orders, ~~astartes~~ will generally do just the opposite in order to injure their commanders’ anuses. While this disorder does not allow for much to be accomplished at all, it is generally accepted as it serves the master nonetheless.		The Butthurt Marines technically consist of what is a traditional command structure including Captains, Sergeants, Battle-brothers, and the like. In practice, however, there is no order within the ranks. When asked for orders, leaders will simply refuse to give a serious answer in order to frustrate subordinates. When given orders, Astartes will generally do just the opposite in order to injure their commanders’ anuses. While this disorder does not allow for much to be accomplished at all, it is generally accepted as it serves the master nonetheless.

	== Special Equipment ==		== Special Equipment ==

	; Anal Bleeder : A device consisting of a bladder and nozzle in the ass of a marines armor. It is used to shoot a thick red substance into the eyes or onto the visor of an enemy. In doing so the enemy is blinded, often resulting in extreme butthurt.		;Anal Bleeder
			:A device consisting of a bladder and nozzle in the ass of a marines armor. It is used to shoot a thick red substance into the eyes or onto the visor of an enemy. In doing so the enemy is blinded, often resulting in extreme butthurt.

	[[Category:Imperial]]		[[Category:Imperial]]

98.116.249.37: /* History */

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History

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	== History ==		== History ==

	After the [[Emperor]] announced that he would be leaving the [[Great Crusade]] at Ullanor, there was a never before seen level of butthurt in the galaxy. This butthurt lead to the formation of a daemon entity in the warp known simply as the "Butthurt God" or ,his more popular name: Matt Ward. In much the same way as [[Khorne]] is empowered by bloodshed, regardless of whose blood, Matt Ward is fueled by any and all butthurt. At some unknown point between Ullanor and M41, enough ~~astartes~~ had been corrupted by Matt Ward that the warband of the Butthurt Marines formed.		After the [[Emperor]] announced that he would be leaving the [[Great Crusade]] at Ullanor, there was a never before seen level of butthurt in the galaxy. This butthurt lead to the formation of a daemon entity in the warp known simply as the "Butthurt God" or his more popular name: Matt Ward. In much the same way as [[Khorne]] is empowered by bloodshed, regardless of whose blood, Matt Ward is fueled by any and all butthurt. At some unknown point between Ullanor and M41, enough Astartes had been corrupted by Matt Ward that the warband of the Butthurt Marines formed.

	== Mission ==		== Mission ==

1d4chan>Rhaka at 20:08, 3 June 2015

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	; Anal Bleeder : A device consisting of a bladder and nozzle in the ass of a marines armor. It is used to shoot a thick red substance into the eyes or onto the visor of an enemy. In doing so the enemy is blinded, often resulting in extreme butthurt.		; Anal Bleeder : A device consisting of a bladder and nozzle in the ass of a marines armor. It is used to shoot a thick red substance into the eyes or onto the visor of an enemy. In doing so the enemy is blinded, often resulting in extreme butthurt.

			[[Category:Imperial]]
			[[Category:Space Marines]]
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	== History ==		== History ==

	After the [[Emperor]] announced that he would be leaving the [[Great Crusade]] at Ullanor, there was a never before seen level of butthurt in the galaxy. This butthurt lead to the formation of a daemon entity in the warp known simply as the "Butthurt God." In much the same way as [[Khorne]] is empowered by bloodshed, regardless of whose blood, ~~the Butthurt God~~ is fueled by any and all butthurt. At some unknown point between Ullanor and M41, enough astartes had been corrupted by ~~the Butthurt God~~ that the warband of the Butthurt Marines formed.		After the [[Emperor]] announced that he would be leaving the [[Great Crusade]] at Ullanor, there was a never before seen level of butthurt in the galaxy. This butthurt lead to the formation of a daemon entity in the warp known simply as the "Butthurt God" or ,his more popular name: Matt Ward. In much the same way as [[Khorne]] is empowered by bloodshed, regardless of whose blood, Matt Ward is fueled by any and all butthurt. At some unknown point between Ullanor and M41, enough astartes had been corrupted by Matt Ward that the warband of the Butthurt Marines formed.

	== Mission ==		== Mission ==

	The ultimate goal for the warband is to invoke butthurt in all those they encounter, including their own battle-brothers. Their targets, however, extend beyond the galaxy and into the fan base. The corrupted astartes will attempt to make 40k fans butthurt as well, in order to make their master more powerful. Their main, but not only, means of achieving this goal is through their love of Games Workshop writer [[that guy\|Matt Ward]]. They ~~admire~~ Matt Ward’s gift to invoke unrelenting butthurt in 40k fans and they ~~support~~ his efforts in order to create even more butthurt in the fan base.		The ultimate goal for the warband is to invoke butthurt in all those they encounter, including their own battle-brothers. Their targets, however, extend beyond the galaxy and into the fan base. The corrupted astartes will attempt to make 40k fans butthurt as well, in order to make their master more powerful. Their main, but not only, means of achieving this goal is through their love of Games Workshop writer (and chaos God) [[that guy\|Matt Ward]]. They worship Matt Ward’s gift to invoke unrelenting butthurt in 40k fans and they revel in his efforts in order to create even more butthurt in the fan base.

	== Organization ==		== Organization ==