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	* Back flipping Terminators! Cause Goto apparently thought it was a good idea to have a couple metric tons worth of bulky as fuck armor being capable of doing moves that would defy even the logic bending rules of 40k. With the release of [[Dawn of War 3]], [[RAGE\|it is now somewhat canon with the new move sets of Gabriel Angelos, which in turn might indicate that this fucker might have something to do with Gabe's sudden <s>mysterious powers of jumping and doing somersaults</s> going shaolin batshit fucking crazy in said armor.]] And then in the July 2019 White Dwarf update to Gabe's datasheet it [[What\|officially became tabletop canon as his "Leap Into the Fray" rule]].		* Back flipping Terminators! Cause Goto apparently thought it was a good idea to have a couple metric tons worth of bulky as fuck armor being capable of doing moves that would defy even the logic bending rules of 40k. With the release of [[Dawn of War 3]], [[RAGE\|it is now somewhat canon with the new move sets of Gabriel Angelos, which in turn might indicate that this fucker might have something to do with Gabe's sudden <s>mysterious powers of jumping and doing somersaults</s> going shaolin batshit fucking crazy in said armor.]] And then in the July 2019 White Dwarf update to Gabe's datasheet it [[What\|officially became tabletop canon as his "Leap Into the Fray" rule]].

	* Additionally, Terminators have a habit of [[Wat\|surfing on top]] of a [[Rhino]], firing wildly as they go like some kind of drunk-ass [[Jaghatai Khan\|dumbfucks]]. Terminators. You know. The aforementioned chonky-ass suits of armour that can only be carried via a [[Land Raider]]? Yeah, seems like according to this dipshit, a Rhino's hull is strong enough to carry a few of them into battle. [[Rage\|Fucking hell Goto.]]		* Additionally, Terminators have a habit of [[Wat\|surfing on top]] of a [[Rhino]], firing wildly as they go like some kind of drunk-ass [[Jaghatai Khan\|dumbfucks]]. Terminators. You know. The aforementioned chonky-ass suits of armour that can only be carried via a [[Land Raider]]? Yeah, seems like according to this dipshit, a Rhino's hull is strong enough to carry a few of them into battle. . .Which they can, putting terminators into rhinos was used in a special mission in the [[Imperial Armour \|Anphelion Project]] but it also called out as an emergency only 'shit hit the fan' procedure, which is the rational and lore friendly way to have terminators in rhinos but [[Rage\|Fucking hell Goto didn't use his brain for two seconds.]]

	* You know that Dawn of War book he wrote? Apparently, during Winter Assault, [[Sturnn]] got to the titan first and met with Gabe and the Blood Ravens, who had apparently been tipped off by the Eldar that there was a Webway Gate under the Titan. Oh and the [[Ultramarines]] [[Sturnn]] escorted? [[derp\|They were the Alpha Legion in disguise all along]]. Fucking Stupid.		* You know that Dawn of War book he wrote? Apparently, during Winter Assault, [[Sturnn]] got to the titan first and met with Gabe and the Blood Ravens, who had apparently been tipped off by the Eldar that there was a Webway Gate under the Titan. Oh and the [[Ultramarines]] [[Sturnn]] escorted? [[derp\|They were the Alpha Legion in disguise all along]]. Fucking Stupid.

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	He also has the balls to compare himself to [[C. S. Lewis]].		He also has the balls to compare himself to [[C. S. Lewis]].

	Even when he (or a very artful troll) [https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/943419-warhammer-40000-dawn-of-war-soulstorm/41109154 shows up in a thread] to defend himself and deny having said the "basement" quote, he comes off as an arrogant yet superficially syrupy-pleasant prick.		Even when he (or a very artful troll) [https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/943419-warhammer-40000-dawn-of-war-soulstorm/41109154 shows up in a thread] to defend himself and deny having said the "basement" quote, he comes off as an arrogant yet superficially syrupy-pleasant prick. (Page 10 for those looking to find it)

	==The "Best" of C.S. Goto==		==The "Best" of C.S. Goto==

1d4chan>Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord: /* The "Best" of C.S. Goto */

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	<br>-'''''Dawn of War: Tempest. You know what, a better title for the book might be "Exhibit A". Clearly Goto dislikes mimes. And Eldar. So, he made his own custom Harlequin unit for the job of...pleasing him.		<br>-'''''Dawn of War: Tempest. You know what, a better title for the book might be "Exhibit A". Clearly Goto dislikes mimes. And Eldar. So, he made his own custom Harlequin unit for the job of...pleasing him.

	Here is his Wikipedia page. It is highly recommended that you check it out: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cassern_S._Goto&oldid=329863137. The best thing to do is a nominate the article for deletion due to lack of notablity. Just to spite his no talent ass.		Here is his Wikipedia page. It is highly recommended that you check it out: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cassern_S._Goto&oldid=329863137. The best thing to do is a nominate the article for deletion due to lack of notablity. Just to spite his no talent ass. Addendum it was folded into the main 40K books page

	Beware, it is semi-protected because of vandalism. It seems, someone always pleases him with [[multilasers]]		Beware, it is semi-protected because of vandalism. It seems, someone always pleases him with [[multilasers]]

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	"With a blinding blast of red light, the [[Assault Squad\|Assault Marine]]'s jump-pack went critical and its fuel cells detonated, firing him down towards the ground like a giant bolter shell. Even from where he was standing, Gabriel could see the Marine was working to release the grenades that were clipped around his belt, flinging them down into the formation of eldar below him even as he rocketed down towards them. The disciplined aliens seemed unphased (sic) for a fraction of a second, holding their firing vectors until they realised what was about to happen. Then, as the xenos creatures began to scatter away from the [[Wave Serpent]]s, the string of grenades smacked into the ground and detonated all at once, blowing a huge crater into the desert and rocking the nearest Wave Serpent. In an instant, the Marine's jump-pack roared down towards the vehicle, spiralling on its axis now that it had been jettisoned by the Marine himself, until it punched heavily into the gunnery cockpit on top of the Wave Serpent, blowing it clean off the vehicle and engulfing the whole thing in a giant red fireball. The Marine himself ploughed down into the desert nearby."		"With a blinding blast of red light, the [[Assault Squad\|Assault Marine]]'s jump-pack went critical and its fuel cells detonated, firing him down towards the ground like a giant bolter shell. Even from where he was standing, Gabriel could see the Marine was working to release the grenades that were clipped around his belt, flinging them down into the formation of eldar below him even as he rocketed down towards them. The disciplined aliens seemed unphased (sic) for a fraction of a second, holding their firing vectors until they realised what was about to happen. Then, as the xenos creatures began to scatter away from the [[Wave Serpent]]s, the string of grenades smacked into the ground and detonated all at once, blowing a huge crater into the desert and rocking the nearest Wave Serpent. In an instant, the Marine's jump-pack roared down towards the vehicle, spiralling on its axis now that it had been jettisoned by the Marine himself, until it punched heavily into the gunnery cockpit on top of the Wave Serpent, blowing it clean off the vehicle and engulfing the whole thing in a giant red fireball. The Marine himself ploughed down into the desert nearby."
	-<br>'''''Dawn of War: Ascension. Jump-packs do not work that way and they never will. Neither do grenades. Also, it’s unfazed. COPYEDITORS EXIST, GOTO.		<br>-'''''Dawn of War: Ascension. Jump-packs do not work that way and they never will. Neither do grenades. Also, it’s unfazed. COPYEDITORS EXIST, GOTO.

	"Somewhere in the lashes of the Eye of Terror, Lelith Hesperax flicked open her eyes with a slow smile, the serrated perfection of her teeth glinting lightlessly...(upon killing an underling) This soul she would offer to the Satin Throne, its twisted and unrestrained hedonism would please the dark lord of pleasure and fulfill the continuing terms of their ancient compact."		"Somewhere in the lashes of the Eye of Terror, Lelith Hesperax flicked open her eyes with a slow smile, the serrated perfection of her teeth glinting lightlessly...(upon killing an underling) This soul she would offer to the Satin Throne, its twisted and unrestrained hedonism would please the dark lord of pleasure and fulfill the continuing terms of their ancient compact."
	-<br>'''''Warrior Coven. The only compact Slaanesh would make with a Dark Eldar is "I eat your soul and you die (not necessarily in that order)." And that would definitely not involve implied lesbianism with a Daemon Prince.		<br>-'''''Warrior Coven. The only compact Slaanesh would make with a Dark Eldar is "I eat your soul and you die (not necessarily in that order)." And that would definitely not involve implied lesbianism with a Daemon Prince.

	"They all looked down at the tiny form of the alien creature, broken, bleeding, and shattered by the agonies of the warp and the hostility of the Ravenous Spirit." (...)		"They all looked down at the tiny form of the alien creature, broken, bleeding, and shattered by the agonies of the warp and the hostility of the Ravenous Spirit." (...)
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	<br>-'''''Dawn of War: Tempest. You know what, a better title for the book might be "Exhibit A". Clearly Goto dislikes mimes. And Eldar. So, he made his own custom Harlequin unit for the job of...pleasing him.		<br>-'''''Dawn of War: Tempest. You know what, a better title for the book might be "Exhibit A". Clearly Goto dislikes mimes. And Eldar. So, he made his own custom Harlequin unit for the job of...pleasing him.

	Here is his ~~wikipedia~~ page. It is highly recommended that you check it out: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cassern_S._Goto&oldid=329863137. The best thing to do is a nominate the article for deletion due to lack of ~~notiblity~~. Just to spite his no talent ass.		Here is his Wikipedia page. It is highly recommended that you check it out: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cassern_S._Goto&oldid=329863137. The best thing to do is a nominate the article for deletion due to lack of notablity. Just to spite his no talent ass.

	Beware, it is semi-protected because of vandalism. It seems, someone always pleases him with [[multilasers]]		Beware, it is semi-protected because of vandalism. It seems, someone always pleases him with [[multilasers]]

	==Why we know that this pleases him==		==Why we know that this pleases him==
	For those who are new and confused, it all started with an interview [https://web.archive.org/web/20130428070651/http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html here].		For those who are new and confused, it all started with an interview [https://web.archive.org/web/20130428070651/http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html here].

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	* It's fucking CANON that the [[Aspect Warriors]] don't own their armor (except Exarchs, but '''theirs doesn't come off''') and return it to the Aspect Shrine when they grow too much sense to play dress-up kung-fu ninjas anymore. And this is actually fucking ''important'' considering that not keeping lasting attachments to these roles is part of the Eldar's ideology about saving their souls. Yet, Goto nonchalantly had several Eldar keeping the helmets they wore as Aspect Warriors like some sort of fucking souvenir. You could argue that the Autarch seem to do this since they can take the weapons of multiple aspects, but the Autarch are special commanders who walk multiple aspect paths, more likely they just get a banshee sword from the arsenal before they leave. Even if they grab and use a Banshee Mask, that's still limited to the Autarchs, not every non-Exarch Eldar!		* It's fucking CANON that the [[Aspect Warriors]] don't own their armor (except Exarchs, but '''theirs doesn't come off''') and return it to the Aspect Shrine when they grow too much sense to play dress-up kung-fu ninjas anymore. And this is actually fucking ''important'' considering that not keeping lasting attachments to these roles is part of the Eldar's ideology about saving their souls. Yet, Goto nonchalantly had several Eldar keeping the helmets they wore as Aspect Warriors like some sort of fucking souvenir. You could argue that the Autarch seem to do this since they can take the weapons of multiple aspects, but the Autarch are special commanders who walk multiple aspect paths, more likely they just get a banshee sword from the arsenal before they leave. Even if they grab and use a Banshee Mask, that's still limited to the Autarchs, not every non-Exarch Eldar!

	* The Eldar also worship [[Slaanesh]], including the entire Ulthwe Seer Council and [[Eldrad]] himself. You know, despite the fact that every Eldar, even the [[Dark Eldar\|crazy, hedonistic ones]], loathe and revile the folly of their ancestors that so happened to result in their race being damned to a life of eternal pain and suffering the moment their souls enter the [[warp]] after death. Ohh, and said folly also reduced their empire to a shadow of its former glory as seen today. Even though the ~~dark eldar~~ are totally still doing that depraved shit, it's because they ''have to'' unless they feed Slaanesh by doing so. Any Eldar of any sort who willingly worships She Who Thirsts would ''instantly'' have their soul devoured (and maybe, depending on the source and maybe where all of this is happening in relationship to the Webway, turn into a [[daemonette\|daemon]].)		* The Eldar also worship [[Slaanesh]], including the entire Ulthwe Seer Council and [[Eldrad]] himself. You know, despite the fact that every Eldar, even the [[Dark Eldar\|crazy, hedonistic ones]], loathe and revile the folly of their ancestors that so happened to result in their race being damned to a life of eternal pain and suffering the moment their souls enter the [[warp]] after death. Ohh, and said folly also reduced their empire to a shadow of its former glory as seen today. Even though the Dark Eldar are totally still doing that depraved shit, it's because they ''have to'' unless they feed Slaanesh by doing so. Any Eldar of any sort who willingly worships She Who Thirsts would ''instantly'' have their soul devoured (and maybe, depending on the source and maybe where all of this is happening in relationship to the Webway, turn into a [[daemonette\|daemon]].)

	* Or D-Cannons? The things teleport chunks out of the target (looks kind of like Looney Toons-style swiss cheese production, but messier). The retard had them fire '''bullets'''.		* Or D-Cannons? The things teleport chunks out of the target (looks kind of like Looney Toons-style swiss cheese production, but messier). The retard had them fire '''bullets'''.

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	==Why we know that this pleases him==		==Why we know that this pleases him==
	For those who are new and confused, it all started with an interview ~~on http~~://~~www~~.~~csgoto~~.~~com~~/~~csgotopositions.html - no longer available, but look [https~~://www.~~dakkadakka~~.com/~~dakkaforum/posts/list/323052~~.~~page#2036155~~ here].		For those who are new and confused, it all started with an interview [https://web.archive.org/web/20130428070651/http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html here].

	As a previous editor put it:		As a previous editor put it:

1d4chan>MarkusRamikin: Bringing back lost lore because y'all suck

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Bringing back lost lore because y'all suck

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	Beware, it is semi-protected because of vandalism. It seems, someone always pleases him with [[multilasers]]		Beware, it is semi-protected because of vandalism. It seems, someone always pleases him with [[multilasers]]
			==Why we know that this pleases him==
			For those who are new and confused, it all started with an interview on http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html - no longer available, but look [https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/323052.page#2036155 here].

			As a previous editor put it:
			"He KNOWS about the Multilasers, and all the stuff we said about him. He reads the pages and forums about him... and it pleases him."
	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	* Back flipping Terminators! Cause Goto apparently thought it was a good idea to have a couple metric tons worth of bulky as fuck armor being capable of doing moves that would defy even the logic bending rules of 40k. With the release of [[Dawn of War 3]], [[RAGE\|it is now somewhat canon with the new move sets of Gabriel Angelos, which in turn might indicate that this fucker might have something to do with Gabe's sudden <s>mysterious powers of jumping and doing somersaults</s> going shaolin batshit fucking crazy in said armor.]] And then in the July 2019 White Dwarf update to Gabe's datasheet it [[What\|officially became tabletop canon as his "Leap Into the Fray" rule]].		* Back flipping Terminators! Cause Goto apparently thought it was a good idea to have a couple metric tons worth of bulky as fuck armor being capable of doing moves that would defy even the logic bending rules of 40k. With the release of [[Dawn of War 3]], [[RAGE\|it is now somewhat canon with the new move sets of Gabriel Angelos, which in turn might indicate that this fucker might have something to do with Gabe's sudden <s>mysterious powers of jumping and doing somersaults</s> going shaolin batshit fucking crazy in said armor.]] And then in the July 2019 White Dwarf update to Gabe's datasheet it [[What\|officially became tabletop canon as his "Leap Into the Fray" rule]].

	* Additionally, Terminators have a habit of [[Wat\|surfing on top]] of a [[Rhino]], firing wildly as they go like some kind of drunk-ass [[Jaghatai Khan\|dumbfucks]]. Terminators. You know. The aforementioned chonky-ass suits of armour that can only be carried via a [[Land Raider]]? Yeah, seems like according to this dipshit, a Rhino's hull is strong enough to carry a few of them into battle. [[Rage\|Fucking hell Goto.]]		* Additionally, Terminators have a habit of [[Wat\|surfing on top]] of a [[Rhino]], firing wildly as they go like some kind of drunk-ass [[Jaghatai Khan\|dumbfucks]]. Terminators. You know. The aforementioned chonky-ass suits of armour that can only be carried via a [[Land Raider]]? Yeah, seems like according to this dipshit, a Rhino's hull is strong enough to carry a few of them into battle. . .Which they can, putting terminators into rhinos was used in a special mission in the [[Imperial Armour \|Anphelion Project]] but it also called out as an emergency only 'shit hit the fan' procedure, which is the rational and lore friendly way to have terminators in rhinos but [[Rage\|Fucking hell Goto didn't use his brain for two seconds.]]

	* You know that Dawn of War book he wrote? Apparently, during Winter Assault, [[Sturnn]] got to the titan first and met with Gabe and the Blood Ravens, who had apparently been tipped off by the Eldar that there was a Webway Gate under the Titan. Oh and the [[Ultramarines]] [[Sturnn]] escorted? [[derp\|They were the Alpha Legion in disguise all along]]. Fucking Stupid.		* You know that Dawn of War book he wrote? Apparently, during Winter Assault, [[Sturnn]] got to the titan first and met with Gabe and the Blood Ravens, who had apparently been tipped off by the Eldar that there was a Webway Gate under the Titan. Oh and the [[Ultramarines]] [[Sturnn]] escorted? [[derp\|They were the Alpha Legion in disguise all along]]. Fucking Stupid.