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	* Carlos Mconnell is really good at naming things!		* Carlos Mconnell is really good at naming things!
	* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA Here] is a video featuring some of his exploits, operating under a pseudonym, of course.		* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA Here] is a video featuring some of his exploits, operating under a pseudonym, of course.
			* Has 4 Ork Children living in Majorka.

	[[Category:/tg/ 40,000]]		[[Category:/tg/ 40,000]]

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	[[Image:1357772387351.jpg\|thumb\|right\|This picture is only missing the catgirls.]]		[[Image:1357772387351.jpg\|thumb\|right\|This picture is only missing the catgirls.]]

			{{Topquote\|Dressed in his sombrero and kilt,<br>With his bagpipes and maracas,<br>Playing away for his supper;<br>Boiled haggis with nachos.\|Enter the Haggis}}

	Carlos McConnell, the Most Interesting Man in the [[Imperium of Man\|Imperium]], is the result of fa/tg/uys getting into a discussion about the felinids in what was originally an image dump thread.		Carlos McConnell, the Most Interesting Man in the [[Imperium of Man\|Imperium]], is the result of fa/tg/uys getting into a discussion about the felinids in what was originally an image dump thread.

1d4chan>Ћ Professional: /* Personal Ship */

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Personal Ship

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	It has two figureheads; a Scottishian Catgirl and a Spanishian Catgirl making out.		It has two figureheads; a Scottishian Catgirl and a Spanishian Catgirl making out.

	His crew consists entirely of Felinids and includes Seneschal Schrödinger and Arch-Militant Clan-Clan. Additionally, the [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|AdMech]] willingly made a servitor body for his ship's ~~machine spirit~~ for fear of the consequences of not giving the machine spirit a body, after they discerned how bad it wanted to fuck McConnell. It was, of course, a busty catgirl. And he, of course, fucked it.		His crew consists entirely of Felinids and includes Seneschal Schrödinger and Arch-Militant Clan-Clan. Additionally, the [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|AdMech]] willingly made a servitor body for his ship's [[Machine Spirit]] for fear of the consequences of not giving the machine spirit a body, after they discerned how bad it wanted to fuck McConnell. It was, of course, a busty catgirl. And he, of course, fucked it.

	It contains a component that lets him rearrange the interior like a maze. Not because it protects the ship from boarders, but because his ship is designed so that he can have any crew quarters in the ship lead directly to his bed room; i.e. you step out of your shower and into his private chambers with nothing but a towel and don't know how you got there.		It contains a component that lets him rearrange the interior like a maze. Not because it protects the ship from boarders, but because his ship is designed so that he can have any crew quarters in the ship lead directly to his bed room; i.e. you step out of your shower and into his private chambers with nothing but a towel and don't know how you got there.

1d4chan>Death Korps of Krieg Soldier: /* Facts */

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	* Carlos McConnell - made a mean burrito!		* Carlos McConnell - made a mean burrito!
	* Carlos McConnell - had the greatest moustache in history! (And sideburns to match)		* Carlos McConnell - had the greatest moustache in history! (And sideburns to match)
			* Carlos McConnell - is the ultimate chad!
	* [[Amberley Vail]] probably read about McConnell somewhere and bestowed the title of Most Interesting Man in the Imperium upon him, leading to his running rivalry with [[Ciaphas Cain\|Cain]].		* [[Amberley Vail]] probably read about McConnell somewhere and bestowed the title of Most Interesting Man in the Imperium upon him, leading to his running rivalry with [[Ciaphas Cain\|Cain]].
	* Amberley Vail is in love with him. In all those unspoken of sex scenes with Cain she made him wear a kilt and a sombrero. (Carlos actually met her after a freak webway accident left him adrift in time. Cain might have swag but even he couldn't compete after Carlos saved her by winning a three way sword fight between him, [[Asdrubael Vect]] and [[Trazyn the Infinite]]. Luckily for Cain's reputation the Inquisition redacted all evidence of the event but he knows what REALLY happened.)		* Amberley Vail is in love with him. In all those unspoken of sex scenes with Cain she made him wear a kilt and a sombrero. (Carlos actually met her after a freak webway accident left him adrift in time. Cain might have swag but even he couldn't compete after Carlos saved her by winning a three way sword fight between him, [[Asdrubael Vect]] and [[Trazyn the Infinite]]. Luckily for Cain's reputation the Inquisition redacted all evidence of the event but he knows what REALLY happened.)

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Facts: added kilt joke the charter fact

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	* He smokes lho from a pipe made from a carved [[Genestealer]] talon.		* He smokes lho from a pipe made from a carved [[Genestealer]] talon.
	* Some say that the Emperor himself inscribed the purity seals he wears upon his person.		* Some say that the Emperor himself inscribed the purity seals he wears upon his person.
	* Some say he carries his charter of trade in his ~~wallet~~, and uses it to buy drinks when he's asked for ID.		* Some say he carries his charter of trade in his sporran, and uses it to buy drinks when he's asked for ID.
	*Carlos McConnell is [[Sly Marbo]].		*Carlos McConnell is [[Sly Marbo]].
	* Others claim he does not have a written charter; rather he carries a vox recording of the Emperor's decree for him to do whatever he feels.		* Others claim he does not have a written charter; rather he carries a vox recording of the Emperor's decree for him to do whatever he feels.

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History

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	== History ==		== History ==

	A power claymore in one hand, a [[laspistol]]a in the other, Carlos McConnell was the bravest [[Rogue Trader]] the galaxy had ever known. Wearing a kilt and sombrero, his faith in the [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|Emperador]] was so strong that he was able to accomplish his duties even with a ship crewed by nothing but Felinids. Only Emperor knows why the man chose to surround himself with Abhumans, but that's Rogue Traders for you.		A power claymore in one hand, a [[laspistol]]a in the other, Carlos McConnell was the bravest [[Rogue Trader]] the galaxy had ever known. Wearing a kilt and sombrero (because in 'Murica all Spaniards are Mexicans), his faith in the [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|Emperador]] was so strong that he was able to accomplish his duties even with a ship crewed by nothing but Felinids. Only Emperor knows why the man chose to surround himself with Abhumans, but that's Rogue Traders for you.

	Carlos McConnell! Born of an Angry Spanishian [[Commissar]] and her Angrier Scottishian General Lover!		Carlos McConnell! Born of an Angry Spanishian [[Commissar]] and her Angrier Scottishian General Lover!

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	* He found his way out of [[Tzeentch]]’s Maze. By accident.		* He found his way out of [[Tzeentch]]’s Maze. By accident.
	* One time he happened upon a group of [[Jokaero]]. Two days later he had created a device they could not understand.		* One time he happened upon a group of [[Jokaero]]. Two days later he had created a device they could not understand.
	* He once managed to convince a [[Water Caste]] diplomat to join the Imperium.		* He once managed to convince a [[Water Caste]] diplomat to join the Imperium. By fucking her of course.
	* It has been said that he once out-partied Slaanesh.		* It has been said that he once out-partied Slaanesh.
	* It has been told that he vacations on [[Catachan]] because he finds it relaxing.		* It has been told that he vacations on [[Catachan]] because he finds it relaxing.

1d4chan>Quindraco: /* Personal Ship */

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Personal Ship

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	It contains a component that lets him rearrange the interior like a maze. Not because it protects the ship from boarders, but because his ship is designed so that he can have any crew quarters in the ship lead directly to his bed room; i.e. you step out of your shower and into his private chambers with nothing but a towel and don't know how you got there.		It contains a component that lets him rearrange the interior like a maze. Not because it protects the ship from boarders, but because his ship is designed so that he can have any crew quarters in the ship lead directly to his bed room; i.e. you step out of your shower and into his private chambers with nothing but a towel and don't know how you got there.

	Lunar Class Cruiser		*Lunar Class Cruiser
			**Speed: 5
	Speed: 5		**Detection: +10
			**Manoeuvrability: +10
	Detection: +10		**Hull Integrity: 70
			**Armour: 20
	Manoeuvrability: +10		**Turret Rating: 2
			**Space: 75
	Hull Integrity: 70		**SP: 60
			**'''Weapon Capacity'''
	Armour: 20		***Prow 1
			***Port 2
	Turret Rating: 2		***Starboard 2
			**'''Qualities'''
	Space: 75		***'''Adventurous''' - +10 Detection on Endeavours, -10 Detection off Endeavours
			***'''Emissary of the Imperator''': +15 ro Intimidate tests, -5 to other social tests.
	SP: 60		**'''Systems'''
			***Jovian Pattern Warcruiser Drive
	Weapon Capacity Prow 1, Port 2, Starboard 2.		***Auxiliary Plasma Banks
			***Teleportarium
	Adventurous - +10 Detection on Endeavours, -10 Detection off Endeavours		***Nova Cannon
			***Port and Starboard Lance Batteries
	Emissary of the Imperator: +15 Intimidate tests, -5 to other social tests.

	Jovian Pattern Warcruiser Drive

	Auxiliary Plasma Banks

	Teleportarium

	Nova ~~Canon~~

	Port and Starboard Lance Batteries

	== Facts ==		== Facts ==

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			{{Topquote\|Dressed in his sombrero and kilt,<br>With his bagpipes and maracas,<br>Playing away for his supper;<br>Boiled haggis with nachos.\|Enter the Haggis}}

	Carlos McConnell, the Most Interesting Man in the [[Imperium of Man\|Imperium]], is the result of fa/tg/uys getting into a discussion about the felinids in what was originally an image dump thread.		Carlos McConnell, the Most Interesting Man in the [[Imperium of Man\|Imperium]], is the result of fa/tg/uys getting into a discussion about the felinids in what was originally an image dump thread.