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	In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.		In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.

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	There are very few words talking about the behind-the-scenes history of the Chaos Androids, but it's easy to assume that they were the prototype for what would become the [[Necrons]].		There are very few words talking about the behind-the-scenes history of the Chaos Androids, but it's easy to assume that they were the prototype for what would become the [[Necrons]].

	Back in their early years, the Necrons had a more significant amount of personality and general goofiness given to their characters, as they literally looked like skeletons wearing a robot costume, with the lot of them having a lot more personality in their appearance, demeanor, and their general design not really evoking their Egyptian vibes. Once they were given their proper codex and background, GW definitely dropped the Androids in favor of them. And with time, they completely removed some of the elements that were reminiscent of the Chaos bots. Their personality and daemonic nature? Gone. Their alignment with Chaos in general? Gone. Their general lack of motif in favor of visual plurality? Super gone. Eventually the Necrons looked like actual dead aliens with their own culture and weaponry, and not just an army of cartoon skeleton villains.		Back in their early years, the Necrons had a more significant amount of personality and general goofiness given to their characters, as they literally looked like skeletons wearing a robot costume, with the lot of them having a lot more personality in their appearance, demeanor, and their general design not really evoking their Egyptian vibes. Once they were given their proper codex and background, GW definitely dropped the Androids in favor of them. And with time, they completely removed some of the elements that were reminiscent of the Chaos bots. Their personality and daemonic nature? Gone. . .at first anyway, personalitys at least for leaders came back a couple editions later. Their alignment with Chaos in general? Gone. Their general lack of motif in favor of visual plurality? Super gone. Eventually the Necrons looked like actual dead aliens with their own culture and weaponry, and not just an army of cartoon skeleton villains.
	[[File:Old Necrons.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|The Old Necrons, when they were more skelly than Egyptian.]]		[[File:Old Necrons.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|The Old Necrons, when they were more skelly than Egyptian.]]

2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:B1DB:DD21:1188:2216 at 18:47, 7 June 2023

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	Now, [[Khorne]] is an interesting case because one on hand, he does not care for who spoils the blood, but on the other, he hates pussies. So is using a metal compartment to fight a genuine approach to combat, or just a pussy move to have extra protection? Khorne to see the weak as just that, weaklings. But if his weaker demons could have a fighting chance in smaller mechas... Well then. That being said, it is often detailed that Daemons are put inside those machines against their will, which is a big massive no-no in Khorne's book. He's a bloodthristy tyranic god, but he's got a (albeit dubious) sense of honor. And he wouldn't let his demons being made prisonners.		Now, [[Khorne]] is an interesting case because one on hand, he does not care for who spoils the blood, but on the other, he hates pussies. So is using a metal compartment to fight a genuine approach to combat, or just a pussy move to have extra protection? Khorne to see the weak as just that, weaklings. But if his weaker demons could have a fighting chance in smaller mechas... Well then. That being said, it is often detailed that Daemons are put inside those machines against their will, which is a big massive no-no in Khorne's book. He's a bloodthristy tyranic god, but he's got a (albeit dubious) sense of honor. And he wouldn't let his demons being made prisonners.

	And wherein lies the problem of the Chaos Androids by design in accordance to a possible alignment with the Big Four. The Daemons inside ''hate'' being in there, they constantly try to break free. Daemon Engines are made thanks to small unaligned daemons being shoved in amalgamations of machines and gears. Chaos Androids will sometime try to rebel. So unless the daemons grow to actually appreciate their new metal body, having an unreliable soldier who's sold to you as blindly obedient is a very bad deal for the Chaos Gods. That, plus neither Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle or Khorne would allow ''their'' demons to be turned into fuel for machines. This is worthy of divine punishment. Yes, even for Papa Pestilence and the Blue Chicken.		And wherein lies the problem of the Chaos Androids by design in accordance to a possible alignment with the Big Four. The Daemons inside ''hate'' being in there, they constantly try to break free. Daemon Engines are made thanks to small unaligned daemons being shoved in amalgamations of machines and gears. Chaos Androids will sometime try to rebel. So unless the daemons grow to actually appreciate their new metal body, having an unreliable soldier who's sold to you as blindly obedient is a very bad deal for the Chaos Gods. That, plus neither Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle or Khorne would '''never''' allow ''their'' demons to be turned into fuel for machines. This is worthy of divine punishment. Yes, even for Papa Pestilence and the Blue Chicken.

	Now, the minor Chaos Gods could see some use of the Androids. [[Vashtorr]] would be more than pleased to have those as parts of his army. I mean, hey, you get to enslave shit and have proto-robots as part of your corps? It's a free deal for him. Hell, [[Hashut]] would be all in on that with a side of fries! That is, IF he was in 40k. Though given the franchise-jumping nature of Chaos, that's probably possible. As for [[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...		Now, the minor Chaos Gods could see some use of the Androids. [[Vashtorr]] would be more than pleased to have those as parts of his army. I mean, hey, you get to enslave shit and have proto-robots as part of your corps? It's a free deal for him. Hell, [[Hashut]] would be all in on that with a side of fries! That is, IF he was in 40k. Though given the franchise-jumping nature of Chaos, that's probably possible. As for [[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...

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	With the [[Squats]] coming back to kick some more ass, some have theorized that there could be a potential return of the Chaos Androids; in fact, there is a canon way to make them. It's as simple as putting daemon into one of the Leagues of Votann Ironkin (which we know can be done; that's how daemon engines are made, after all, by sticking and trapping daemons in machines) and '''BAM'''. It's actually very unlikely that they'll return officially but the conversion opportunity is there.		With the [[Squats]] coming back to kick some more ass, some have theorized that there could be a potential return of the Chaos Androids; in fact, there is a canon way to make them. It's as simple as putting daemon into one of the Leagues of Votann Ironkin (which we know can be done; that's how daemon engines are made, after all, by sticking and trapping daemons in machines) and '''BAM'''. It's actually very unlikely that they'll return officially but the conversion opportunity is there.

	That being said, it's unknown what the Chaos God would think of this. [[Slaanesh]] for instance, wouldn't really appreciate to have his ''sensation/feeling-based'' demons being completely secluded from any form of touch or feeling, <s>unless they're in a giant dildo</s>. [[Tzeentch]] would probably tolerate the idea but only if it serves one of his plans. So, probably [[Just as planned\|all the time]]. [[Nurgle]] doesn't have a good relationship with technology, and he tends to work with organic beings. So Chaos Androids might actually be Chaos... Cyborgs? Eh. Probably not. Now, [[Khorne]] is an interesting case because one on hand, he does not care for who spoils the blood, but on the other, he hates pussies. So is using a metal compartment to fight a genuine approach to combat, or just a pussy move to have extra protection? Khorne to see the weak as just that, weaklings. But if his weaker demons could have a fighting chance in smaller mechas... Well then. What's more likely to happen is that Undivided Demons would choose to join his ranks, but would probably choose to run with Chaos Androids bodies to actually compete with Khorne's demons.		That being said, it's unknown what the Chaos God would think of this. [[Slaanesh]] for instance, wouldn't really appreciate to have his ''sensation/feeling-based'' demons being completely secluded from any form of touch or feeling, <s>unless they're in a giant dildo</s>. [[Tzeentch]] would probably tolerate the idea but only if it serves one of his plans. So, probably [[Just as planned\|all the time]]. [[Nurgle]] doesn't have a good relationship with technology, and he tends to work with organic beings. So Chaos Androids might actually be Chaos... Cyborgs? Eh. Probably not.

	Now, [[~~Vashtorr~~]] ~~would be more than pleased~~ to have ~~those~~ as ~~parts of~~ his ~~army~~. ~~I mean~~, ~~hey~~, ~~you get to enslave shit and have proto~~-~~robots as part of your corps? It~~'s a ~~free deal for him~~.		Now, [[Khorne]] is an interesting case because one on hand, he does not care for who spoils the blood, but on the other, he hates pussies. So is using a metal compartment to fight a genuine approach to combat, or just a pussy move to have extra protection? Khorne to see the weak as just that, weaklings. But if his weaker demons could have a fighting chance in smaller mechas... Well then. That being said, it is often detailed that Daemons are put inside those machines against their will, which is a big massive no-no in Khorne's book. He's a bloodthristy tyranic god, but he's got a (albeit dubious) sense of honor. And he wouldn't let his demons being made prisonners.

	~~[[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would~~... ~~Erm~~... ~~Uh.~~..		And wherein lies the problem of the Chaos Androids by design in accordance to a possible alignment with the Big Four. The Daemons inside ''hate'' being in there, they constantly try to break free. Daemon Engines are made thanks to small unaligned daemons being shoved in amalgamations of machines and gears. Chaos Androids will sometime try to rebel. So unless the daemons grow to actually appreciate their new metal body, having an unreliable soldier who's sold to you as blindly obedient is a very bad deal for the Chaos Gods. That, plus neither Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle or Khorne would allow ''their'' demons to be turned into fuel for machines. This is worthy of divine punishment. Yes, even for Papa Pestilence and the Blue Chicken.

	~~Well~~ [[Hashut]] ~~though~~ would be all in on that with a side of fries!		Now, the minor Chaos Gods could see some use of the Androids. [[Vashtorr]] would be more than pleased to have those as parts of his army. I mean, hey, you get to enslave shit and have proto-robots as part of your corps? It's a free deal for him. Hell, [[Hashut]] would be all in on that with a side of fries! That is, IF he was in 40k. Though given the franchise-jumping nature of Chaos, that's probably possible. As for [[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...

	In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.		In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.

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	[[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...		[[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...

			Well [[Hashut]] though would be all in on that with a side of fries!

	In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.		In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.

2601:1C0:5001:5320:9D64:8399:B96A:CCD9: A song about a spirit possessing a computer? yes please fits here.

2023-05-17T07:40:43Z

A song about a spirit possessing a computer? yes please fits here.

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	[[File:ChaosAndroid.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|A Chaos Android ready for combat.]]		[[File:ChaosAndroid.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|A Chaos Android ready for combat.]]
	{{topquote\|~~You're wondering who~~ I am, ~~Machine or Manequin, With parts made~~ in ~~Necromunda~~, ~~I am~~ the ~~Chaos Man~~!\|The ~~anthem of the shortlived Chaos Androids~~}}		{{topquote\|So here I sit, exploring: the ghost in this machine<br>The most expensive spirit-trap the world has ever seen.<br> You think it’s artificial, this Intelligence you’ve met.<br> But don’t start bragging ‘til you see '''the data that you get!'''\|The Squatter, Leslie Fish}}

	Squats, being space dorfs, invent all sorts of things on the fly. Weapons, spaceships, super-computers that take 400 years to process anything, and, given the sci-fi nature of Warhammer 40k, robots. Robots are the best companions Squats can have. They're obedient, mannered, practical, and come in handy in times of need. However, these very same robots were squatted along with the actual Squats. Making it a double-squatting.		Squats, being space dorfs, invent all sorts of things on the fly. Weapons, spaceships, super-computers that take 400 years to process anything, and, given the sci-fi nature of Warhammer 40k, robots. Robots are the best companions Squats can have. They're obedient, mannered, practical, and come in handy in times of need. However, these very same robots were squatted along with the actual Squats. Making it a double-squatting.

1d4chan>TiamatRoar at 21:45, 12 May 2023

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	[[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...		[[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...

	In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each ~~sent~~ an entire daemon legion, conquering it within a month.		In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.

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	* In spite of their anatomical appearance, they are completely devoid of flesh and, ironically, actual bones. Their body is entirely made out of plasteel. The very same metal used by the Imperium to create [[Terminator]] Armor.		* In spite of their anatomical appearance, they are completely devoid of flesh and, ironically, actual bones. Their body is entirely made out of plasteel. The very same metal used by the Imperium to create [[Terminator]] Armor.
	* Inside of them can be found the many contraptions trapping their literal inner-daemon, preventing it from escaping or breaking the whole body apart.		* Inside of them can be found the many contraptions trapping their literal inner-daemon, preventing it from escaping or breaking the whole body apart.
	* From the very little depictions of the Chaos Androids, it seems that each God or Chaos Army had their attributed set of Androids, many being usually tied to [[Khorne]].		* From the very little depictions of the Chaos Androids, it seems that each God or Chaos Army had their attributed set of Androids, many being usually tied to [[Khorne]].
	* Despite the engineering masterwork that they are, the Chaos Androids weren't given any sort of particular arsenal. They've been depicted as using lasguns, bayonets, and other sorts of weaponry already used by the [[Imperial Guard]].		* Despite the engineering masterwork that they are, the Chaos Androids weren't given any sort of particular arsenal. They've been depicted as using lasguns, bayonets, and other sorts of weaponry already used by the [[Imperial Guard]].

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	==Why==		==Why==
	[[File:ChaosAndroidSpaceCrusade.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|left\|The first (and last) official appearance of the Chaos Androids on a boxset.]]		[[File:ChaosAndroidSpaceCrusade.jpg\|400px\|thumb\|left\|The first (and last) official appearance of the Chaos Androids on a boxset.]]
	In the early years of Warhammer 40k, the initial project was to create a setting almost similar to Fantasy but IN SPACE, with various differences being made here and there. This was back when the setting was significantly more tongue-in-cheek and less grimdark than it is now, but also back when a lot of the factions being implemented were just straight rip-offs from Fantasy itself. Well, not quite literally.		In the early years of Warhammer 40k, the initial project was to create a setting almost similar to Fantasy but IN SPACE, with various differences being made here and there. This was back when the setting was significantly more tongue-in-cheek and less grimdark than it is now, but also back when a lot of the factions being implemented were just straight rip-offs from Fantasy itself. Well, not quite literally.

	You could see the Chaos Androids being the equivalent of Fantasy's Undead, with the sharp difference being that they obeyed the forces of Chaos and not their equivalent of then-not-Egyptian Nagash or Vampire Counts, and also not literally being skeletons. The biggest difference with the Undead, though, were that the Chaos Androids did not even count as their own factions. They served as reinforcements for Chaos and their stats weren't an echo to the Undead Legions.		You could see the Chaos Androids being the equivalent of Fantasy's Undead, with the sharp difference being that they obeyed the forces of Chaos and not their equivalent of then-not-Egyptian Nagash or Vampire Counts, and also not literally being skeletons. The biggest difference with the Undead, though, were that the Chaos Androids did not even count as their own factions. They served as reinforcements for Chaos and their stats weren't an echo to the Undead Legions.
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	With the [[Squats]] coming back to kick some more ass, some have theorized that there could be a potential return of the Chaos Androids; in fact, there is a canon way to make them. It's as simple as putting daemon into one of the Leagues of Votann Ironkin (which we know can be done; that's how daemon engines are made, after all, by sticking and trapping daemons in machines) and '''BAM'''. It's actually very unlikely that they'll return officially but the conversion opportunity is there.		With the [[Squats]] coming back to kick some more ass, some have theorized that there could be a potential return of the Chaos Androids; in fact, there is a canon way to make them. It's as simple as putting daemon into one of the Leagues of Votann Ironkin (which we know can be done; that's how daemon engines are made, after all, by sticking and trapping daemons in machines) and '''BAM'''. It's actually very unlikely that they'll return officially but the conversion opportunity is there.

	That being said, it's unknown what the Chaos God would think of this. [[Slaanesh]] for instance, wouldn't really appreciate to have his ''sensation/feeling-based'' demons being completely secluded from any form of touch or feeling, <s>unless they're in a giant dildo</s>. [[Tzeentch]] would probably tolerate the idea but only if it serves one of his plans. So, probably [[Just as planned\|all the time]]. [[Nurgle]] doesn't have a good relationship with technology, and he tends to work with organic beings. So Chaos Androids might actually be Chaos... Cyborgs? Eh. Probably not.		That being said, it's unknown what the Chaos God would think of this. [[Slaanesh]] for instance, wouldn't really appreciate to have his ''sensation/feeling-based'' demons being completely secluded from any form of touch or feeling, <s>unless they're in a giant dildo</s>. [[Tzeentch]] would probably tolerate the idea but only if it serves one of his plans. So, probably [[Just as planned\|all the time]]. [[Nurgle]] doesn't have a good relationship with technology, and he tends to work with organic beings. So Chaos Androids might actually be Chaos... Cyborgs? Eh. Probably not.

	Now, [[Khorne]] is an interesting case because one on hand, he does not care for who spoils the blood, but on the other, he hates pussies. So is using a metal compartment to fight a genuine approach to combat, or just a pussy move to have extra protection? Khorne to see the weak as just that, weaklings. But if his weaker demons could have a fighting chance in smaller mechas... Well then. That being said, it is often detailed that Daemons are put inside those machines against their will, which is a big massive no-no in Khorne's book. He's a bloodthristy tyranic god, but he's got a (albeit dubious) sense of honor. And he wouldn't let his demons being made prisonners.		Now, [[Khorne]] is an interesting case because one on hand, he does not care for who spoils the blood, but on the other, he hates pussies. So is using a metal compartment to fight a genuine approach to combat, or just a pussy move to have extra protection? Khorne to see the weak as just that, weaklings. But if his weaker demons could have a fighting chance in smaller mechas... Well then. That being said, it is often detailed that Daemons are put inside those machines against their will, which is a big massive no-no in Khorne's book. He's a bloodthristy tyranic god, but he's got a (albeit dubious) sense of honor. And he wouldn't let his demons being made prisonners.