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	*[[Sly Marbo]] has been known to participate in a few games and events as well. But no one ever recalls his presence. He has won every time he has participated		*[[Sly Marbo]] has been known to participate in a few games and events as well. But no one ever recalls his presence. He has won every time he has participated

	*There is a talent show, although the 'talents' on display are basically the same year to year: Khorne tries to behead a greater number of people in one swing every time, Nurgle tries to make the best soup possible (not to be eaten, for the Emperor's sake), Tzeentch tries to impress everyone with magic tricks, and Slaanesh tries for most orgasms ~~in a row~~.		*There is a talent show, although the 'talents' on display are basically the same year to year: Khorne tries to behead a greater number of people in one swing every time, Nurgle tries to make the best soup possible (not to be eaten, for the Emperor's sake), Tzeentch tries to impress everyone with magic tricks, and Slaanesh tries for most orgasms at the same time.

	*A guest singer is always 'invited' to the BBQ so the Gods can have some entertainment while they chow down on Imperial Guard burgers. Alas, the singer never leaves the event alive, either being eaten/killed/tortured/made ill and dying/molested or any one of a dozen of things by one of the guests of the party. This year's choice of singer is currently being contested; Slaanesh wants boy-toy Justin Bieber while Tzeentch is wanting the changing tones of Rebecca Black. Naturally neither choice has gone down well with Khorne or Nurgle.		*A guest singer is always 'invited' to the BBQ so the Gods can have some entertainment while they chow down on Imperial Guard burgers. Alas, the singer never leaves the event alive, either being eaten/killed/tortured/made ill and dying/molested or any one of a dozen of things by one of the guests of the party. This year's choice of singer is currently being contested; Slaanesh wants boy-toy Justin Bieber while Tzeentch is wanting the changing tones of Rebecca Black. Naturally neither choice has gone down well with Khorne or Nurgle.

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	*There is also a just-as-popular "'Adopt' a [[Daemonette]]" booth.		*There is also a just-as-popular "'Adopt' a [[Daemonette]]" booth.

	*[[Slaanesh]] was quite pissed that his/her/its daemonettes lost in the beauty pageant to one of [[Khorne]]'s Khornettes. The Blood God laughed his ass off with [[Nurgle]], whose ~~Nurgettes~~ actually got second.		*[[Slaanesh]] was quite pissed that his/her/its daemonettes lost in the beauty pageant to one of [[Khorne]]'s Khornettes. The Blood God laughed his ass off with [[Nurgle]], whose Nurgette actually got second. [[Tzeentch]] quietly giggled [[Just as Planned]], when his Tzeenchite was exposed as a [[Trap]] (look, we just thought it was one of them tentacles, I mean, have you seen them?) after getting third.

	*There is a raffle for an autographed picture of [[Doombreed]]. (Hint, hint, [[GW]]!)		*There is a raffle for an autographed picture of [[Doombreed]]. (Hint, hint, [[GW]]!)

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	*If you're even here, run fast, because [[Slaanesh]] will be after you quickly. Or don't run, if that's what you're into, you <strike>sick fuck</strike> <span style="color:purple">'''sexy and very lucky newcomer... now come here and spend some time with me, why don't you...?'''</span>.		*If you're even here, run fast, because [[Slaanesh]] will be after you quickly. Or don't run, if that's what you're into, you <strike>sick fuck</strike> <span style="color:purple">'''sexy and very lucky newcomer... now come here and spend some time with me, why don't you...?'''</span>.

	*[[Sly Marbo]] has been known to participate in a few games and events as well. But no one ever recalls his presence.		*[[Sly Marbo]] has been known to participate in a few games and events as well. But no one ever recalls his presence. He has won every time he has participated

	*There is a talent show, although the 'talents' on display are basically the same year to year: Khorne tries to behead a greater number of people in one swing every time, Nurgle tries to make the best soup possible (not to be eaten, for the Emperor's sake), Tzeentch tries to impress everyone with magic tricks, and Slaanesh tries for most orgasms in a row.		*There is a talent show, although the 'talents' on display are basically the same year to year: Khorne tries to behead a greater number of people in one swing every time, Nurgle tries to make the best soup possible (not to be eaten, for the Emperor's sake), Tzeentch tries to impress everyone with magic tricks, and Slaanesh tries for most orgasms in a row.

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	*Rasputin is occasionally there.		*Rasputin is occasionally there.

	*The [[Tyranid]] [[Hive Mind]] Once got to the event. it then proceeded to eat ALL the food there, ~~it also~~ scared the shit out of everyone ~~there~~, and then departed ~~once~~ as quickly as it arrived once their was nothing left for it to devour.		*The [[Tyranid]] [[Hive Mind]] Once got to the event. it then proceeded to eat ALL the food there, scared the shit out of everyone else, and then departed as quickly as it arrived once their was nothing left for it to devour.

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	*Rasputin is occasionally there.		*Rasputin is occasionally there.

			*The [[Tyranid]] [[Hive Mind]] Once got to the event. it then proceeded to eat ALL the food there, it also scared the shit out of everyone there, and then departed once as quickly as it arrived once their was nothing left for it to devour.

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	*The most popular 'game' at the event is "Toss the Guardsman". [[Kharn]] is still by far the crowd favorite. What a great guy.		*The most popular 'game' at the event is "Toss the Guardsman". [[Kharn]] is still by far the crowd favorite. What a great guy.

	*~~Tzeentch~~ makes a mean BBQ chicken... No, seriously, that's the most pissed off chicken ever, you wouldn't blame him~~. [[Just as planned]]~~.		*Khorne makes a mean BBQ chicken... No, seriously, that's the most pissed off chicken ever, you wouldn't blame him.

	*There is a popular "Adopt a Nurgling" booth set up every year.		*There is a popular "Adopt a Nurgling" booth set up every year.

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	*If you're even here, run fast, because [[Slaanesh]] will be after you quickly. Or don't run, if that's what you're into, you <strike>sick fuck</strike> <span style="color:purple">'''sexy and very lucky newcomer... now come here and spend some time with me, why don't you...?'''</span>.		*If you're even here, run fast, because [[Slaanesh]] will be after you quickly. Or don't run, if that's what you're into, you <strike>sick fuck</strike> <span style="color:purple">'''sexy and very lucky newcomer... now come here and spend some time with me, why don't you...?'''</span>.

			*[[Sly Marbo]] has been known to participate in a few games and events as well. But no one ever recalls his presence.

	*There is a talent show, although the 'talents' on display are basically the same year to year: Khorne tries to behead a greater number of people in one swing every time, Nurgle tries to make the best soup possible (not to be eaten, for the Emperor's sake), Tzeentch tries to impress everyone with magic tricks, and Slaanesh tries for most orgasms in a row.		*There is a talent show, although the 'talents' on display are basically the same year to year: Khorne tries to behead a greater number of people in one swing every time, Nurgle tries to make the best soup possible (not to be eaten, for the Emperor's sake), Tzeentch tries to impress everyone with magic tricks, and Slaanesh tries for most orgasms in a row.

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	*The [[Horned Rat]] is also rejected from entry, as so does his followers.		*The [[Horned Rat]] is also rejected from entry, as so does his followers.

	*Almost every single [[Chaos Gods of Law\|Gods of Law]] with the exception of the Emperor is banned from the event, consensus is due to the fact that [[Solkan]] always ruins the party with his no-nonsense attitude of the law which must not be broken and thus limits the freedoms of everyone, [[Alluminas]] consistently blinds everyone with his ambiguous shape of light and dazzle (Seriously where is the fun when you can't see what you're doing?) and [[Arianka]] is too busy dozing of like fucking sleeping beauty to even come to the event in the first place due to a prank on Tzeentch's part.		*Almost every single [[Chaos Gods of Law\|Gods of Law]] with the exception of the Emperor is banned from the event, consensus is due to the fact that [[Solkan]] always ruins the party with his no-nonsense attitude of the law which must not be broken and thus limits the freedoms of everyone, [[Alluminas]] consistently blinds everyone with his ambiguous shape of light and dazzle (Seriously where is the fun when you can't see what you're doing?) and [[Arianka]] is too busy dozing off like fucking sleeping beauty to even come to the event in the first place due to a prank on Tzeentch's part.

	*A booth featuring extra-dimensional paradox poker with the Emperor, the Deceiver, and Cegorach as guests is also open. A curtain of anti-matter covers the booth so casual onlookers won't have their brains melted.		*A booth featuring extra-dimensional paradox poker with the Emperor, the Deceiver, and Cegorach as guests is also open. A curtain of anti-matter covers the booth so casual onlookers won't have their brains melted.

	*Rasputin is occasionally there.		*Rasputin is occasionally there.