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1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 07:08, 18 June 2021

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1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 03:14, 14 December 2020

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	{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}		{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}

	What happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.		What happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]s blush in shame.

	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.		Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 13:11, 13 December 2020

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	*'''Mass:''' 60-70 kilotonnes approx		*'''Mass:''' 60-70 kilotonnes approx
	*'''Crew:''' 400-500 crew; approx		*'''Crew:''' 400-500 crew; approx
	*'''Max Speed:''' 2-~~8kph~~; approx		*'''Max Speed:''' 30-50kph; approx
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	KBulldozer_Bridge.JPG\|The command bridge.		KBulldozer_Bridge.JPG\|The command bridge.
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1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 13:09, 13 December 2020

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	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.		Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.

	Unfortunately for Chaos, they were on Nova Thulium, a planet at the heart of [[Ultramar\|Smurf-land]], so the Chaos Cultists immediately got their asses krumped by [[Marneus Calgar\|Papa Smurf]] [[Ultramarines\|and friends]]. The vehicle does possess a command bridge, where the captain is hardwired ala a Throne Mechanicum from the likes of the [[Adeptus Titanicus\|Collegia Titanica]], except, instead of mentally battling/taming the Machine Spirit of a bloodthirsty and war happy 50+ meter tall [[Emperor Battle Titan]], the captain would most likely be battling the Machine Spirit equivalent of Old McDonalds.		Unfortunately for Chaos, they were on Nova Thulium, a planet at the heart of [[Ultramar\|Smurf-land]], so the Chaos Cultists immediately got their asses krumped by [[Marneus Calgar\|Papa Smurf]] [[Ultramarines\|and friends]]. The vehicle does possess a command bridge, where the captain is hardwired ala a Throne Mechanicum from the likes of the [[Adeptus Titanicus\|Collegia Titanica]], except, instead of mentally battling/taming the Machine Spirit of a bloodthirsty and war happy 50+ meter tall [[Emperor Battle Titan]], the captain would most likely be battling the Machine Spirit equivalent of a senile Old McDonalds.

	*'''Height:''' 38.4m		*'''Height:''' 38.4m

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 13:07, 13 December 2020

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	{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}		{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}

	~~Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]]~~		What happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

	~~This is what~~ happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.		Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 13:07, 13 December 2020

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	Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]]		Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]]

	This is what happens when mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.		This is what happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.		Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 13:06, 13 December 2020

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	[[File:Khornate_Bulldozer.JPG\|300px\|right\|thumb\|[[PROMOTIONS\|Dio's fap material.]]]]		[[File:Khornate_Bulldozer.JPG\|300px\|right\|thumb\|[[PROMOTIONS\|Dio's fap material.]]]]
	{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|"ROAD-DA-ROLLA!"]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}		{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}

	~~What happens when mix~~ [[~~Chaos]] with Jebbediah~~'~~s super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo~~'~~s Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando~~'~~s wet dream come to life~~.]] ~~This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.~~		Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]]

	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. So they use ~~that~~ to proverbially flatten anyone into paste.		This is what happens when mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

			Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.

	Unfortunately for Chaos, they were on Nova Thulium, a planet at the heart of [[Ultramar\|Smurf-land]], so the Chaos Cultists immediately got their asses krumped by [[Marneus Calgar\|Papa Smurf]] [[Ultramarines\|and friends]]. The vehicle does possess a command bridge, where the captain is hardwired ala a Throne Mechanicum from the likes of the [[Adeptus Titanicus\|Collegia Titanica]], except, instead of mentally battling/taming the Machine Spirit of a bloodthirsty and war happy 50+ meter tall [[Emperor Battle Titan]], the captain would most likely be battling the Machine Spirit equivalent of Old McDonalds.		Unfortunately for Chaos, they were on Nova Thulium, a planet at the heart of [[Ultramar\|Smurf-land]], so the Chaos Cultists immediately got their asses krumped by [[Marneus Calgar\|Papa Smurf]] [[Ultramarines\|and friends]]. The vehicle does possess a command bridge, where the captain is hardwired ala a Throne Mechanicum from the likes of the [[Adeptus Titanicus\|Collegia Titanica]], except, instead of mentally battling/taming the Machine Spirit of a bloodthirsty and war happy 50+ meter tall [[Emperor Battle Titan]], the captain would most likely be battling the Machine Spirit equivalent of Old McDonalds.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: Created page with "Dio's fap material.]] {{Topquote|"ROAD-DA-ROLLA!"|What every driver of this thing says before going on..."

2020-12-13T13:02:31Z

Created page with "300px|right|thumb|[[PROMOTIONS|Dio's fap material.]] {{Topquote|"ROAD-DA-ROLLA!"|What every driver of this thing says before going on..."

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[[File:Khornate_Bulldozer.JPG|300px|right|thumb|[[PROMOTIONS|Dio's fap material.]]]]
{{Topquote|[[Meme|"ROAD-DA-ROLLA!"]]|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}

What happens when mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. So they use that to proverbially flatten anyone into paste.

Unfortunately for Chaos, they were on Nova Thulium, a planet at the heart of [[Ultramar|Smurf-land]], so the Chaos Cultists immediately got their asses krumped by [[Marneus Calgar|Papa Smurf]] [[Ultramarines|and friends]]. The vehicle does possess a command bridge, where the captain is hardwired ala a Throne Mechanicum from the likes of the [[Adeptus Titanicus|Collegia Titanica]], except, instead of mentally battling/taming the Machine Spirit of a bloodthirsty and war happy 50+ meter tall [[Emperor Battle Titan]], the captain would most likely be battling the Machine Spirit equivalent of Old McDonalds.

*'''Height:''' 38.4m
*'''Length:''' 60.3m
*'''Mass:''' 60-70 kilotonnes approx
*'''Crew:''' 400-500 crew; approx
*'''Max Speed:''' 2-8kph; approx
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KBulldozer_Bridge.JPG|The command bridge.
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	{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}		{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}

	What happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.		What happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]s blush in shame.

	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.		Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.

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	{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}		{{Topquote\|[[Meme\|ROAD-DA-ROLLA!]]\|What every driver of this thing says before going on the move.}}

	~~Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]]~~		What happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

	~~This is what~~ happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.		Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.

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	Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]]		Swapping out the machinations of flattening grain for a food harvest to flattening people for a [[Khorne\|''blood'' harvest.]]

	This is what happens when mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.		This is what happens when you mix [[Chaos]] with Jebbediah's super road roller? An absolutely ridiculous contraption that looks like [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\|Dio Brando's wet dream come to life.]] This thing is stupidly idiotic, with an ECKS BAWKS HUEG steam roller that would make most [[Ork]] [[Goff Rock-an-Rolla]]'s blush in shame.

	Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.		Seeing as how it is literally a [[Khorne\|Khornate]]-modified Imperial [[Harvester#Grain Harvester\|Grain Harvester]] and therefore, a civilian vehicle, the [[Lost and the Damned\|jittering Khornate meth-heads]] have to improvise. Fortunately for them, this over-glorified bread maker ''is'' a pretty big vehicle with the aforementioned giant rolling pin it is attached with. They probably swapped out the engine or supercharged it with Chaos juice so that they could use it to properly ''and'' proverbially flatten anyone into tomatoe paste.