Chris Orksen - Revision history

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1d4chan>Bruce Yarrick at 14:44, 6 November 2022

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	'''Chriz Ham-Smash''', or better known as '''Chris Orksen''' is best known for his work on ''Date-Linez NBC'', in particular the segment ''Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs''.		'''Chriz Ham-Smash''', or better known as '''Chris Orksen''' is best known for his work on ''Date-Linez NBC'', in particular the segment ''Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs''.

1d4chan>Bruce Yarrick at 14:20, 24 November 2021

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	==Aftermath==		==Aftermath==
			[[File:Macha_Arrest.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|right\|One of the many arrests of Macha on the show]]
	As for the show Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs, the show was placed on hold for several months as the whole incident took place live, as part of Chris Orkson's plan to appeal to the new generation of "Tekk Freakz". Criminal charges were considered for the cast, but a valiant defense from previous law enforcement work and the sterling record of Chris Orkson against pedophillia stopped any actual charges from taking place. The show eventually was brought back by an unprecedented petition signed by more then 3 trillion adolescent males of all races, many of which watched the livestream and shared illegal copies of the "hidden episode" and watched said episode, several hundred times each. Rumor has it was that a certain warpnet subgroup calling itself 40kchan was responsible for organizing the petition, calling itself an anonymous legion and demanding more "fappin' material".		As for the show Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs, the show was placed on hold for several months as the whole incident took place live, as part of Chris Orkson's plan to appeal to the new generation of "Tekk Freakz". Criminal charges were considered for the cast, but a valiant defense from previous law enforcement work and the sterling record of Chris Orkson against pedophillia stopped any actual charges from taking place. The show eventually was brought back by an unprecedented petition signed by more then 3 trillion adolescent males of all races, many of which watched the livestream and shared illegal copies of the "hidden episode" and watched said episode, several hundred times each. Rumor has it was that a certain warpnet subgroup calling itself 40kchan was responsible for organizing the petition, calling itself an anonymous legion and demanding more "fappin' material".

	[[Category:Orks]] [[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Orks]] [[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]

1d4chan>Bruce Yarrick at 13:46, 24 November 2021

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			{{Story}}
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			'''Chriz Ham-Smash''', or better known as '''Chris Orksen''' is best known for his work on ''Date-Linez NBC'', in particular the segment ''Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs''.

	[[File:WhyDonchaHazASeat.jpg]]		[[File:WhyDonchaHazASeat.jpg]]
	~~'''Chriz Ham-Smash''', or better known as '''Chris Orksen''' is best known for his work on ''Date-Linez NBC'', in particular the segment ''Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs''.~~

	==Episode 3==		==Episode 3==

49.144.170.118: /* Episode 10 */

2019-04-22T05:26:07Z

Episode 10

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	''Chris Orksen becomes suspicious and positions himself behind the wall divider between the human decoy they hired and himself. The human boy starts to wave at the incoming eldar redhead while wearing a shirt that says "Beefcake Factory". The clearly suspicious redhead pedo stops right in front of the open door, and tries to motion the boy to come out''		''Chris Orksen becomes suspicious and positions himself behind the wall divider between the human decoy they hired and himself. The human boy starts to wave at the incoming eldar redhead while wearing a shirt that says "Beefcake Factory". The clearly suspicious redhead pedo stops right in front of the open door, and tries to motion the boy to come out''

	"Hey mon-~~keign~~, are your human guardians nearby? Why don't you come outside so we may observe this world's beautiful night together..."		"Hey mon-keigh, are your human guardians nearby? Why don't you come outside so we may observe this world's beautiful night together..."

	''She flips a remote control, and the back of her wave serpant starts to open with moody lights and a giant lovebed is inside, and along the side of the troop bay the words "Free candy inside" glow via a chain of soulstones. Chris Orkson at this point has had enough, and at this point, pulls out his kustom choppa named "Un'da-Rage Kock-Blokk" and yells at the top of his lungs:''		''She flips a remote control, and the back of her wave serpant starts to open with moody lights and a giant lovebed is inside, and along the side of the troop bay the words "Free candy inside" glow via a chain of soulstones. Chris Orkson at this point has had enough, and at this point, pulls out his kustom choppa named "Un'da-Rage Kock-Blokk" and yells at the top of his lungs:''

68.58.218.88 at 05:30, 30 March 2018

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	[[File:WhyDonchaHazASeat.jpg]]		[[File:WhyDonchaHazASeat.jpg]]
	'''Chriz Ham-Smash''', or better known as '''Chris Orksen''' is best known for his work on ''Date-Linez NBC'', in particular the segment ''Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs''.		'''Chriz Ham-Smash''', or better known as '''Chris Orksen''' is best known for his work on ''Date-Linez NBC'', in particular the segment ''Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs''.

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	==Aftermath==		==Aftermath==

	As for the show Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs, the show was placed on hold for several months as the whole incident took place live, as part of Chris Orkson's plan to appeal to the new generation of "Tekk Freakz". Criminal charges were considered for the cast, but a valiant defense from previous law enforcement work and the sterling record of Chris Orkson against pedophillia stopped any actual charges from taking place. The show eventually was brought back by an unprecedented petition signed by more then 3 trillion adolescent males of all races, many of which watched the livestream and shared illegal copies of the "hidden episode" and watched said episode, several hundred times each. Rumor has it was that a certain warpnet subgroup calling itself ~~40chan~~ was responsible for organizing the petition, calling itself an anonymous legion and demanding more "fappin' material".		As for the show Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs, the show was placed on hold for several months as the whole incident took place live, as part of Chris Orkson's plan to appeal to the new generation of "Tekk Freakz". Criminal charges were considered for the cast, but a valiant defense from previous law enforcement work and the sterling record of Chris Orkson against pedophillia stopped any actual charges from taking place. The show eventually was brought back by an unprecedented petition signed by more then 3 trillion adolescent males of all races, many of which watched the livestream and shared illegal copies of the "hidden episode" and watched said episode, several hundred times each. Rumor has it was that a certain warpnet subgroup calling itself 40kchan was responsible for organizing the petition, calling itself an anonymous legion and demanding more "fappin' material".

	[[Category:Orks]] [[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Orks]] [[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]

1d4chan>Bruce Yarrick: /* Aftermath */

2013-10-03T04:13:05Z

Aftermath

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	==Aftermath==		==Aftermath==

	As for the show Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs, the show was placed on hold for several months as the whole incident took place live, as part of Chris Orkson's plan to appeal to the new generation of "Tekk Freakz". Criminal charges were considered for the cast, but a valiant defense from previous law enforcement work and the sterling record of Chris Orkson against pedophillia stopped any actual charges from taking place. The show eventually was brought back by an unprecedented petition signed by more then 3 trillion adolescent males of all races, many of which watched the livestream and shared illegal copies of the "hidden episode" and watched said episode, several hundred times each. Rumor has it was that a certain warpnet subgroup calling itself ~~40kchan~~ was responsible for organizing the petition, calling itself an anonymous legion and demanding more "fappin' material".		As for the show Ta Get Da Pedo-Turs, the show was placed on hold for several months as the whole incident took place live, as part of Chris Orkson's plan to appeal to the new generation of "Tekk Freakz". Criminal charges were considered for the cast, but a valiant defense from previous law enforcement work and the sterling record of Chris Orkson against pedophillia stopped any actual charges from taking place. The show eventually was brought back by an unprecedented petition signed by more then 3 trillion adolescent males of all races, many of which watched the livestream and shared illegal copies of the "hidden episode" and watched said episode, several hundred times each. Rumor has it was that a certain warpnet subgroup calling itself 40chan was responsible for organizing the petition, calling itself an anonymous legion and demanding more "fappin' material".

	[[Category:Orks]] [[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Orks]] [[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]

1d4chan>Bruce Yarrick: /* Episode 10 */

2013-07-13T06:20:00Z

Episode 10

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	The Nob squad then start to rush at her and blue and white Ork Battlewagons with Waargh sirens surround the scene. Macha's face becomes desperate as shit, and conflicted by crippling fear yet supreme pedolust after being locked up in 3 days of prison and 100 hours of community service at a Ordo Hospitaller food kitchen, she does what no one expects.		The Nob squad then start to rush at her and blue and white Ork Battlewagons with Waargh sirens surround the scene. Macha's face becomes desperate as shit, and conflicted by crippling fear yet supreme pedolust after being locked up in 3 days of prison and 100 hours of community service at a Ordo Hospitaller food kitchen, she does what no one expects.

	She charges past the Police Orkicers and fleet of foots at full speed right at the stunned decoy who was too busy observing the whole scene. As Macha runs, the wind of her movement reveals that she was completely nude underneath and her hawt virgin body sets off the decoy's "deathstrike launcher" to the ready position. Chris Orkson tries to stop her before its too late, but is telekinetically thrown away of the Descartes-deprived farseer who is screaming at the top of her lungs "Forbidden Love" with an open mouth. As she jumps through the doorway, she misjudges the distance slightly, so her head is roughly moving at the human decoy's crotch at full speed. A loud psychic moan is heard, stunning the law enforkment who turn to see the human's face in complete bliss with messily Macha orally plays with his joystick like Thor Aackerlund (Nintendo World Champion 1990) at Tetris. Macha then shuts the door with her powers while bent over in DA NUDE, which then takes the Los Orkales SWAT team 2 hours to penetrate.		She charges past the Police Orkicers and fleet of foots at full speed right at the stunned decoy who was too busy observing the whole scene. As Macha runs, the wind of her movement reveals that she was completely nude underneath and her hawt virgin body sets off the decoy's "deathstrike launcher" to the ready position. Chris Orkson tries to stop her before its too late, but is telekinetically thrown away of the Descartes-deprived farseer who is screaming at the top of her lungs "Forbidden Love" with an open mouth. As she jumps through the doorway, she misjudges the distance slightly, so her head is roughly moving at the human decoy's crotch at full speed. A loud psychic moan is heard, stunning the law enforkment who turn to see the human's face in complete bliss with messily Macha orally plays with his joystick like Thor Aackerlund (Nintendo World Champion 1990) at Tetris. Macha then shuts the door with her powers while bent over in DA NUDE, which then takes the Los Orkales SWAT team 2 hours to <s>penetrate</s> break down.

	The decoy was forced to go to a marine veterinarian who specialized in suction wounds from octopus or squids for removal of the suspect. After the operation, he was taken to a psychiatric hospital for PTSD, or Penis Traumatic Sexual Deliverance. A representative of the High Lords of Terra visited the young boy, giving him a purity medal with the word "Nice" gilded on.		The decoy was forced to go to a marine veterinarian who specialized in suction wounds from octopus or squids for removal of the suspect. After the operation, he was taken to a psychiatric hospital for PTSD, or Penis Traumatic Sexual Deliverance. A representative of the High Lords of Terra visited the young boy, giving him a purity medal with the word "Nice" gilded on.