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	* '''Flammable Throwing Pies.''' ''These are thrown at the enemy to have their contents spilled over and into the crevasses of the enemy's armour and body and then ignited.''		* '''Flammable Throwing Pies.''' ''These are thrown at the enemy to have their contents spilled over and into the crevasses of the enemy's armour and body and then ignited.''
	Count as grenades with S6 AP4, Small blast, Lance, Haywire.		Count as grenades with S6 AP4, Small blast, Lance, Haywire.

			* '''Exploding Throwing Pies.''' ''These are thrown at the enemy to have their contents stuck to the enemy. They will then detonate with a force equal to that of a plasma grenade, first tested by former brother captain heathus ledgerton. Rarely used because everyone forgets how long the timer for before there thrown''
			Count as plasma grenades with S10 AP8,

	* '''Whoopie cushion melta bombs.''' ''The resulting explosion will ALWAYS sound like a fart. The bigger the target, the more noisy will be its demise.''		* '''Whoopie cushion melta bombs.''' ''The resulting explosion will ALWAYS sound like a fart. The bigger the target, the more noisy will be its demise.''

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Jokes

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	He always insisted on aiming to please!		He always insisted on aiming to please!

	>BROTHER, WHATEVER ORGAN THE EMPEROR HAS GIFTED TO ME FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENJOYING LEVITY HAS RUPTURED DUE TO THE SHEAR AMOUNT OF MIRTH YOU HAVE SUBJECTED ME ~~TOO~~ THIS DAY!		>BROTHER, WHATEVER ORGAN THE EMPEROR HAS GIFTED TO ME FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENJOYING LEVITY HAS RUPTURED DUE TO THE SHEAR AMOUNT OF MIRTH YOU HAVE SUBJECTED ME TO THIS DAY!

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	~~''"~~PRAISE THE EMPEROR, THE CHAMPION OF REVELRY, THE OVERLORD OF MIRTH! PRAISE BE UPON HIS JOYOUS SENSIBILITIES!~~"''~~		{{Topquote\|PRAISE THE EMPEROR, THE CHAMPION OF REVELRY, THE OVERLORD OF MIRTH! PRAISE BE UPON HIS JOYOUS SENSIBILITIES!\|Sergeant Pun Gigglefist}}

	- Sergeant Pun Gigglefist.

	{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter		{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter

1d4chan>Pseftis: Some links

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Some links

1d4chan>Sulik: /* Tactics and Organization */

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Tactics and Organization

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	Their Librarians keep a record of their greatest jokes in a grand Tome of Comedy (or Libris Comedius). This Tome is only ever deployed in the largest and grandest battles, for even the greatest jokes are less effective when you hear them frequently.		Their Librarians keep a record of their greatest jokes in a grand Tome of Comedy (or Libris Comedius). This Tome is only ever deployed in the largest and grandest battles, for even the greatest jokes are less effective when you hear them frequently.

	Eversor Assassin-style unit called Danus Cookus, trained to be an extremely terrible comedian, is able to use this training to bring great emotional distress to his chosen target. Breaks down all defenses and will of even the toughest opponents. One powerful Danus Cookus is said to be so unfunny that even mighty greater daemons break down and cry in his presence.		Eversor Assassin-style unit called <s>Biggus Dickus</s>Danus Cookus, trained to be an extremely terrible comedian, is able to use this training to bring great emotional distress to his chosen target. Breaks down all defenses and will of even the toughest opponents. One powerful Danus Cookus is said to be so unfunny that even mighty greater daemons break down and cry in his presence.

	However, the Comedy Marines tread on paths that can be dangerously close to chaos. Several great Marines, such as Gilbertus Gottfriedius, and the one known solely as Kramerus, have fallen into the sway of the warp, their once merely hilarious jests becoming hateful and cruel.		However, the Comedy Marines tread on paths that can be dangerously close to chaos. Several great Marines, such as Gilbertus Gottfriedius, and the one known solely as Kramerus, have fallen into the sway of the warp, their once merely hilarious jests becoming hateful and cruel.

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	* '''Juggling.''' ''The blurry form this unit takes while juggling, disorients the enemy.''		* '''Juggling.''' ''The blurry form this unit takes while juggling, as well as the armor the juggling balls are made off which can intercept fire, disorients the enemy.''
	Enemy units firing at a unit with this special rule do so with -1BS.		Enemy units firing at a unit with this special rule do so with -1BS.

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	The Comedy Marines [[Space Marine\|Chapter]] believes that any form of entertaining or comedic wordplay is the best way to defeat the enemies of the Imperium.		The '''Comedy Marines''' [[Space Marine\|Chapter]] believes that any form of entertaining or comedic wordplay is the best way to defeat the enemies of the [[Imperium of Man\|Imperium]].

	They also have one of the highest mortality rates, as their [[Chaos Space Marines\|Chaos Marine]] impressions, while uproariously hilarious, are accurate enough to earn them [[Blam\|Bolter shots]] to the face. Nevertheless, they do their duty for their Emperor.		They also have one of the highest mortality rates, as their [[Chaos Space Marines\|Chaos Marine]] impressions, while uproariously hilarious, are accurate enough to earn them [[Blam\|Bolter shots]] to the face. Nevertheless, they do their duty for their Emperor.

	The Primarch of the Comedy marines is renown for once cracking a pun so bad, [[Khorne]] ripped off his own ears so that he would not hear another.		The [[Primarch]] of the Comedy marines is renown for once cracking a pun so bad, [[Khorne]] ripped off his own ears so that he would not hear another.

	==Tactics and Organization==		==Tactics and Organization==
	Small groups of Marines are often deployed to Hive Worlds suspected of Alpha Legion infiltration. Their jokes keep the locals' morale high, and frequently disrupt Chaos Recruitment Schemes (as it's difficult to get people to join when you are the butt of that many jokes.)		Small groups of Marines are often deployed to Hive Worlds suspected of [[Alpha Legion]] infiltration. Their jokes keep the locals' morale high, and frequently disrupt Chaos Recruitment Schemes (as it's difficult to get people to join when you are the butt of that many jokes.)

	Their greatest elite units are called the Standup Marines, with embedded vox speakers in their pauldrons holding nothing but a power microphone, delivering pun after pun at the enemy. They are more feared than the Noise Marines, for even the mightiest followers of chaos can't keep their thoughts in check in this rain of puns.		Their greatest elite units are called the Standup Marines, with embedded vox speakers in their [[Pauldrons\|pauldrons]] holding nothing but a power microphone, delivering pun after pun at the enemy. They are more feared than the Noise Marines, for even the mightiest followers of chaos can't keep their thoughts in check in this rain of puns.

	Their Librarians keep a record of their greatest jokes in a grand Tome of Comedy (or Libris Comedius). This Tome is only ever deployed in the largest and grandest battles, for even the greatest jokes are less effective when you hear them frequently.		Their [[Librarian\|Librarians]] keep a record of their greatest jokes in a grand Tome of Comedy (or Libris Comedius). This Tome is only ever deployed in the largest and grandest battles, for even the greatest jokes are less effective when you hear them frequently.

	Eversor Assassin-style unit called <s>Biggus Dickus</s>Danus Cookus, trained to be an extremely terrible comedian, is able to use this training to bring great emotional distress to his chosen target. Breaks down all defenses and will of even the toughest opponents. One powerful Danus Cookus is said to be so unfunny that even mighty greater daemons break down and cry in his presence.		[[Eversor]] Assassin-style unit called <s>Biggus Dickus</s>Danus Cookus, trained to be an extremely terrible comedian, is able to use this training to bring great emotional distress to his chosen target. Breaks down all defenses and will of even the toughest opponents. One powerful Danus Cookus is said to be so unfunny that even mighty greater daemons break down and cry in his presence.

	However, the Comedy Marines tread on paths that can be dangerously close to chaos. Several great Marines, such as Gilbertus Gottfriedius, and the one known solely as Kramerus, have fallen into the sway of the warp, their once merely hilarious jests becoming hateful and cruel.		However, the Comedy Marines tread on paths that can be dangerously close to chaos. Several great Marines, such as Gilbertus Gottfriedius, and the one known solely as Kramerus, have fallen into the sway of the warp, their once merely hilarious jests becoming hateful and cruel.

	Chief Librarian Mikus Winslow, [[Psyker]] of 1000 Sounds, is one of the chapter's foremost Psykers, able to sow confusion and such among ~~enemet~~ ranks by causing random farts and rude noises among them. Among one of his best is his Phantom Vomiting, which can also be deployed with scent for added confusion.		Chief Librarian Mikus Winslow, [[Psyker]] of 1000 Sounds, is one of the chapter's foremost Psykers, able to sow confusion and such among enemey ranks by causing random farts and rude noises among them. Among one of his best is his Phantom Vomiting, which can also be deployed with scent for added confusion.

	In most Chapters, the 1st Company houses revered Terminator armor.		In most Chapters, the 1st Company houses revered [[Terminator]] armor.
	The 1st Company of the Comedy Marines is the home of the legendary Ticklewilly Assault Force For You (or TAFFY).		The 1st Company of the Comedy Marines is the home of the legendary Ticklewilly Assault Force For You (or TAFFY).
	Donning the latest in Tactical Tickling Armor, these brave souls split the sides of Chaos and Xenos alike, with weapons like the Gigglefist, Lightlytouching Claws, and the dreaded Seltzercannon.		Donning the latest in Tactical Tickling Armor, these brave souls split the sides of Chaos and Xenos alike, with weapons like the Gigglefist, Lightlytouching Claws, and the dreaded Seltzercannon.
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	The Comedy Marines are the only known chapter to accept transfers from other chapters, and frequently at the extreme dissatisfaction of the local commander and inquisitors.		The Comedy Marines are the only known chapter to accept transfers from other chapters, and frequently at the extreme dissatisfaction of the local commander and inquisitors.

	The Comedy Marines also used to count among their numbers a glorious dreadnought, veteran of many battles, nicknamed 'Blue Genie' for his most amusing impressions. Brother Williamus, unfortunately, left alone to secure the evacuation of a hive, fell after several months of uninterrupted combat against the evil Nurgle's marines of pestilence and despair. He is still fondly remembered to this day by his brothers.		The Comedy Marines also used to count among their numbers a glorious dreadnought, veteran of many battles, nicknamed 'Blue Genie' for his most amusing impressions. Brother Williamus, unfortunately, left alone to secure the evacuation of a hive, fell after several months of uninterrupted combat against the evil [[Nurgle]]'s marines of pestilence and despair. He is still fondly remembered to this day by his brothers.

	Captain Dave Chappelus> He transferred from the Salamanders.		Captain Dave Chappelus> He transferred from the Salamanders.
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	>Brother		>Brother

	How many Guardsmen does it take to paint a Leman Russ?		How many Guardsmen does it take to paint a [[Leman Russ (tank)\|Leman Russ]]?

	>My knowledge is insufficient in this area Brother, please enlighten me.		>My knowledge is insufficient in this area Brother, please enlighten me.