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	He wasn't even into his teens when orks invaded his homeworld. His grandfather quickly went off to fight and Sebastian never saw him again. He then spent a large amount of time putting his lessons to good use, evading the orks and even freeing some people who the orks were keeping around for food. After being found by a guard contingent, he attracted the attention of the attached commissar who then had him sent to the Schola Progenium. It was also at this point that he took on his Grandfather's surname, Yarrick.		He wasn't even into his teens when orks invaded his homeworld. His grandfather quickly went off to fight and Sebastian never saw him again. He then spent a large amount of time putting his lessons to good use, evading the orks and even freeing some people who the orks were keeping around for food. After being found by a guard contingent, he attracted the attention of the attached commissar who then had him sent to the Schola Progenium. It was also at this point that he took on his Grandfather's surname, Yarrick.

	At that time he was on track to become an Imperial Guard Stormtrooper. He served in this role for several years after graduation, but eventually transferred to the Commissariat. He apprenticed under the respectable Lord Commissar Rasp, becoming a full Commissar and having a long and distinguished career before retiring to [[Armageddon]]. Yarrick's first name is also Sebastian, possibly inspired by the crab in the little mermaid in reference to his huge claw.		At that time he was on track to become an Imperial Guard Stormtrooper. He served in this role for several years after graduation, but eventually transferred to the Commissariat. He apprenticed under the respectable Lord Commissar Rasp, becoming a full Commissar and having a long and distinguished career before retiring to [[Armageddon]]. Yarrick's first name is also Sebastian, possibly inspired by the crab in the little mermaid in reference to his huge claw.

	He became an Imperium-wide household name there, coming out of retirement to kick the teeth out of [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka\|Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's]] WAAAAAGH. Ghazghkull thinks he's the [[awesome\|bestest humie evar]]. He also has a [[Bale Eye\|laser eye,]] ''a la'' Superman, and an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw.		He became an Imperium-wide household name there, coming out of retirement to kick the teeth out of [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka\|Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's]] WAAAAAGH. Ghazghkull thinks he's the [[awesome\|bestest humie evar]]. He also has a [[Bale Eye\|laser eye,]] ''a la'' Superman, and an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw.

	Are we gonna talk about how he wields a storm bolter one-handed when the only ones who can do that are superhumans clad in Terminator armor? Hell no. Why? Because EXBOXHUEG Powerklaw, that's why. Also, because Yarrick <strike>has only one hand</strike> is such a bad ass that he never needs to reload, or has someone else reload his gun for him.		Are we gonna talk about how he wields a storm bolter one-handed when the only ones who can do that are superhumans clad in Terminator armor? Hell no. Why? Because EXBOXHUEG Powerklaw, that's why. Also, because Yarrick <strike>has only one hand</strike> is such a bad ass that he never needs to reload, or has someone else reload his gun for him.

	He got his fuckhuge powerklaw from an equally fuckhuge [[Ork]] who wanted Yarrick to bend over while [[Squad broken\|something]] [[anal circumference\|horrible]] was done to said commissar, but Yarrick proceeded to say "FUCK YOU FILTHY XENO SCUM!!!" and kicked the Ork in the teeth with his Commissar-legs. He also had his arm chopped off in that fight but no one really cares because he stole the Ork's arm with a free fuckhuge power klaw attached. He then gave himself the satisfaction of passing out LIKE A BOSS!!		He got his fuckhuge powerklaw from an equally fuckhuge [[Ork]] who wanted Yarrick to bend over while [[Squad broken\|something]] [[anal circumference\|horrible]] was done to said commissar, but Yarrick proceeded to say "FUCK YOU FILTHY XENO SCUM!!!" and kicked the Ork in the teeth with his Commissar-legs. He also had his arm chopped off in that fight but no one really cares because he stole the Ork's arm with a free fuckhuge power klaw attached. He then gave himself the satisfaction of passing out LIKE A BOSS!!

	The man is not only legend among men, but Orks as well; should Yarrick manage to finally kill Ghazgkhull, its only a matter of time before Orks start worshiping him, or at least naming him Gork and Mork's favored, and da baddest Warboss ever. Considering he can actually use his powerklaw and Ork arm functionally means they consider him, at the very least, to be quite downright Orky and all. And as we all know, what Orks believe, becomes true. He also speaks Ork. Yeah. It's not that hard. I mean, it's mostly just angry howls with the odd blow to the head for emphasis. It should be mentioned that since Ork teck is faith-powered, this makes Yarrick the ULTIMATE believer in his own abilities. Well, belief is belief after all.		The man is not only legend among men, but Orks as well; should Yarrick manage to finally kill Ghazgkhull, its only a matter of time before Orks start worshiping him, or at least naming him Gork and Mork's favored, and da baddest Warboss ever. Considering he can actually use his powerklaw and Ork arm functionally means they consider him, at the very least, to be quite downright Orky and all. And as we all know, what Orks believe, becomes true. He also speaks Ork. Yeah. It's not that hard. I mean, it's mostly just angry howls with the odd blow to the head for emphasis. It should be mentioned that since Ork teck is faith-powered, this makes Yarrick the ULTIMATE believer in his own abilities. Well, belief is belief after all.

	[[Image:Yarrick Fuck Yeah.jpeg\|thumbnail\|left\|250px\|They say eye for an eye makes you blind, I say it makes you shoot death lasers out of your eye.]]		[[Image:Yarrick Fuck Yeah.jpeg\|thumbnail\|left\|250px\|They say eye for an eye makes you blind, I say it makes you shoot death lasers out of your eye.]]
	Yarrick got his [[Bale Eye\|laser eye]] when he heard that the Orks thought he had the gaze of death, and could kill an ork with a look. Yarrick decided that if the orks thought he could kill with a look, then he was damn well going to be able to. Once again, what Orks believe, becomes true.		Yarrick got his [[Bale Eye\|laser eye]] when he heard that the Orks thought he had the gaze of death, and could kill an ork with a look. Yarrick decided that if the orks thought he could kill with a look, then he was damn well going to be able to. Once again, what Orks believe, becomes true.

	He also never dies, because <strike>of Iron Will</strike> DYING IS FOR [[Ferrus Manus\|PUSSIES]] AND [[Horus\|HERETICS]]!!! It doesn't hurt that the Orks ''believe'' he can't die, so he really can't.		He also never dies, because <strike>of Iron Will</strike> DYING IS FOR [[Ferrus Manus\|PUSSIES]] AND [[Horus\|HERETICS]]!!! It doesn't hurt that the Orks ''believe'' he can't die, so he really can't.

	[[Image:Yarrick34b.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fortress of Arrogance\|The Fortress of Arrogance]]]]He is an absolute monster of a combatant and can easily hand virtually any [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] his ass on a ceramite platter in combat (unless they have an invulnerable save....seriously the stats for ''Old man'' Yarrick are bullshit). Not even genetic enhancements and power armor are a match for an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw and fucking Superman-style laser vision when paired with the <strike>standard issue balls of steel that every person in the Imperial Guard comes with</strike> MARS PATTERN ADAMANTIUM TESTICLES. He even fucking made a [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] shut up with a single stare at him for yelling during Yarrick's speech in Armageddon third war.		[[Image:Yarrick34b.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fortress of Arrogance\|The Fortress of Arrogance]]]]He is an absolute monster of a combatant and can easily hand virtually any [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] his ass on a ceramite platter in combat (unless they have an invulnerable save....seriously the stats for ''Old man'' Yarrick are bullshit). Not even genetic enhancements and power armor are a match for an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw and fucking Superman-style laser vision when paired with the <strike>standard issue balls of steel that every person in the Imperial Guard comes with</strike> MARS PATTERN ADAMANTIUM TESTICLES. He even fucking made a [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] shut up with a single stare at him for yelling during Yarrick's speech in Armageddon third war.

	Yarrick is currently chasing after Ghazghkull along with High Marshall Helbrecht at the head of a [[Black Templar]] [[Awesome\|crusade]] in the most [[grimdark\|amazing]] road trip ever.		Yarrick is currently chasing after Ghazghkull along with High Marshall Helbrecht at the head of a [[Black Templar]] [[Awesome\|crusade]] in the most [[grimdark\|amazing]] road trip ever.

1d4chan>GT Okami at 13:09, 2 February 2023

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	GW, keeping to its tradition of fucking over the Guard, has killed Yarrick off in the new codex. And not even in a cool way, like having him die to Ghaz or [[A Song of Ice and Fire\|dying in bed with a belly full of wine and an Ork's mouth around his cock]], but gets unceremoniously killed off with a single lore excerpt from the newest codex. <s>Expect the actual story to be sold in some overpriced Warzone book.</s>		GW, keeping to its tradition of fucking over the Guard, has killed Yarrick off in the new codex. And not even in a cool way, like having him die to Ghaz or [[A Song of Ice and Fire\|dying in bed with a belly full of wine and an Ork's mouth around his cock]], but gets unceremoniously killed off with a single lore excerpt from the newest codex. <s>Expect the actual story to be sold in some overpriced Warzone book.</s>

	And now GW has ~~adressed~~ the ~~rumors~~ regarding Yarrick in typical GW fashion by saying everything else but the actual answer. “Well, The Imperium Lies ([[Ciaphas Cain\|and also keeps listing people as KIA]]). In the meantime, why don’t you play [[fail\|Karen Creed]] instead?” It seems that for now, Yarrick is officially "dead" until GW's Greed prompts them to release a new model (though unlikely since as of January 10th 2023 they announced his 2 old models would be turned made-to-order, satiating [[Games Workshop \| the beast]] for now), hopefully with new Armageddon guardsmen, too.		And now GW has addressed the rumours regarding Yarrick in typical GW fashion by saying everything else but the actual answer. “Well, The Imperium Lies ([[Ciaphas Cain\|and also keeps listing people as KIA]]). In the meantime, why don’t you play [[fail\|Karen Creed]] instead?” It seems that for now, Yarrick is officially "dead" until GW's Greed prompts them to release a new model (though unlikely since as of January 10th 2023 they announced his 2 old models would be turned made-to-order, satiating [[Games Workshop \| the beast]] for now), hopefully with new Armageddon guardsmen, too.

	At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]		At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]

	Rumour says he actually got killed by [[Angron]] him-fucking-self and his death is going to be setup for Ghazzy to give a legendary whooping to the returning Daemon Primarch for stealing his kill.		Rumour says he actually got killed by [[Angron]] him-fucking-self and his death is going to be setup for Ghazzy to give a legendary whooping to the returning Daemon Primarch for stealing his kill. <s>''IF'' he even did it, I mean why wouldn't Angron have taken an imperial hero's skull...?</s> Ghaz needs a new plaything regardless, may as well see if a good [[WAAAGH\|spanking]] can [[Anal_circumference\|make those ass cheeks any redder]].

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

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	'''Sebastian Yarrick''' <strike>is</strike> was one of the most badass [[commissar]]s ever to <strike>threaten</strike> ''inspire'' the [[Imperial Guard]].		'''Sebastian Yarrick''' <strike>is</strike> was one of the most badass [[commissar]]s ever to <strike>threaten</strike> ''inspire'' the [[Imperial Guard]].
	He's ''probably'' dead now, RIP.
			He's <s>probably</s> dead now, RIP.

	==The Man, The Myth, The Legend==		==The Man, The Myth, The Legend==

1d4chan>GT Okami at 12:55, 2 February 2023

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	'''Sebastian Yarrick''' <strike>is</strike> was one of the most badass [[commissar]]s ever to <strike>threaten</strike> ''inspire'' the [[Imperial Guard]].		'''Sebastian Yarrick''' <strike>is</strike> was one of the most badass [[commissar]]s ever to <strike>threaten</strike> ''inspire'' the [[Imperial Guard]].
	He's dead now, RIP.		He's ''probably'' dead now, RIP.

	==The Man, The Myth, The Legend==		==The Man, The Myth, The Legend==

1d4chan>Citruses: Mentions that although Yarrick has yet to get a new model, GW announced they were making his 2 old models made-to-order

2023-01-14T13:51:15Z

Mentions that although Yarrick has yet to get a new model, GW announced they were making his 2 old models made-to-order

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	GW, keeping to its tradition of fucking over the Guard, has killed Yarrick off in the new codex. And not even in a cool way, like having him die to Ghaz or [[A Song of Ice and Fire\|dying in bed with a belly full of wine and an Ork's mouth around his cock]], but gets unceremoniously killed off with a single lore excerpt from the newest codex. <s>Expect the actual story to be sold in some overpriced Warzone book.</s>		GW, keeping to its tradition of fucking over the Guard, has killed Yarrick off in the new codex. And not even in a cool way, like having him die to Ghaz or [[A Song of Ice and Fire\|dying in bed with a belly full of wine and an Ork's mouth around his cock]], but gets unceremoniously killed off with a single lore excerpt from the newest codex. <s>Expect the actual story to be sold in some overpriced Warzone book.</s>

	And now GW has adressed the rumors regarding Yarrick in typical GW fashion by saying everything else but the actual answer. “Well, The Imperium Lies ([[Ciaphas Cain\|and also keeps listing people as KIA]]). In the meantime, why don’t you play [[fail\|Karen Creed]] instead?” It seems that for now, Yarrick is officially "dead" until GW's Greed prompts them to release a new model, hopefully with new Armageddon guardsmen, too.		And now GW has adressed the rumors regarding Yarrick in typical GW fashion by saying everything else but the actual answer. “Well, The Imperium Lies ([[Ciaphas Cain\|and also keeps listing people as KIA]]). In the meantime, why don’t you play [[fail\|Karen Creed]] instead?” It seems that for now, Yarrick is officially "dead" until GW's Greed prompts them to release a new model (though unlikely since as of January 10th 2023 they announced his 2 old models would be turned made-to-order, satiating [[Games Workshop \| the beast]] for now), hopefully with new Armageddon guardsmen, too.

	At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]		At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]

1d4chan>Kirbanzo: /* Death(?) */

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Death(?)

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	At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]		At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]

	Rumour says he actually got killed by [[Angron]] him-fucking-self and his death is going to be setup for Ghazzy to give a legendary whooping to the returning Daemon Primarch.		Rumour says he actually got killed by [[Angron]] him-fucking-self and his death is going to be setup for Ghazzy to give a legendary whooping to the returning Daemon Primarch for stealing his kill.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

1d4chan>Kirbanzo: /* Death(?) */

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Death(?)

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	At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]		At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]

			Rumour says he actually got killed by [[Angron]] him-fucking-self and his death is going to be setup for Ghazzy to give a legendary whooping to the returning Daemon Primarch.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

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Commissar Yarrick's morning routine

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	III: Make Tea with a splash of Urine from all the Orks that pissed themselves.		III: Make Tea with a splash of Urine from all the Orks that pissed themselves.

	IV: Put on medal-covered uniform. (~~remember to wear medals~~ made of dead Orks)		IV: Put on medal-covered uniform. (only the ones made of dead Orks, otherwise there won't be enough space to wear them all)

	V: [[Goblin Slayer\|Think about killing Orks on the way to work.]]		V: [[Goblin Slayer\|Think about killing Orks on the way to work.]]

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	He wasn't even into his teens when orks invaded his homeworld. His grandfather quickly went off to fight and Sebastian never saw him again. He then spent a large amount of time putting his lessons to good use, evading the orks and even freeing some people who the orks were keeping around for food. After being found by a guard contingent, he attracted the attention of the attached commissar who then had him sent to the Schola Progenium. It was also at this point that he took on his Grandfather's surname, Yarrick.		He wasn't even into his teens when orks invaded his homeworld. His grandfather quickly went off to fight and Sebastian never saw him again. He then spent a large amount of time putting his lessons to good use, evading the orks and even freeing some people who the orks were keeping around for food. After being found by a guard contingent, he attracted the attention of the attached commissar who then had him sent to the Schola Progenium. It was also at this point that he took on his Grandfather's surname, Yarrick.

	At that time he was on track to become an Imperial Guard Stormtrooper. He served in this role for several years after graduation, but eventually transferred to the Commissariat. He apprenticed under the respectable Lord Commissar Rasp, becoming a full Commissar and having a long and distinguished career before retiring to [[Armageddon]]. Yarrick's first name is also Sebastian, possibly inspired by the crab in the little mermaid in reference to his huge claw.		At that time he was on track to become an Imperial Guard Stormtrooper. He served in this role for several years after graduation, but eventually transferred to the Commissariat. He apprenticed under the respectable Lord Commissar Rasp, becoming a full Commissar and having a long and distinguished career before retiring to [[Armageddon]]. Yarrick's first name is also Sebastian, possibly inspired by the crab in the little mermaid in reference to his huge claw.

	He became an Imperium-wide household name there, coming out of retirement to kick the teeth out of [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka\|Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's]] WAAAAAGH. Ghazghkull thinks he's the [[awesome\|bestest humie evar]]. He also has a [[Bale Eye\|laser eye,]] ''a la'' Superman, and an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw.		He became an Imperium-wide household name there, coming out of retirement to kick the teeth out of [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka\|Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's]] WAAAAAGH. Ghazghkull thinks he's the [[awesome\|bestest humie evar]]. He also has a [[Bale Eye\|laser eye,]] ''a la'' Superman, and an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw.

	Are we gonna talk about how he wields a storm bolter one-handed when the only ones who can do that are superhumans clad in Terminator armor? Hell no. Why? Because EXBOXHUEG Powerklaw, that's why. Also, because Yarrick <strike>has only one hand</strike> is such a bad ass that he never needs to reload, or has someone else reload his gun for him.		Are we gonna talk about how he wields a storm bolter one-handed when the only ones who can do that are superhumans clad in Terminator armor? Hell no. Why? Because EXBOXHUEG Powerklaw, that's why. Also, because Yarrick <strike>has only one hand</strike> is such a bad ass that he never needs to reload, or has someone else reload his gun for him.

	He got his fuckhuge powerklaw from an equally fuckhuge [[Ork]] who wanted Yarrick to bend over while [[Squad broken\|something]] [[anal circumference\|horrible]] was done to said commissar, but Yarrick proceeded to say "FUCK YOU FILTHY XENO SCUM!!!" and kicked the Ork in the teeth with his Commissar-legs. He also had his arm chopped off in that fight but no one really cares because he stole the Ork's arm with a free fuckhuge power klaw attached. He then gave himself the satisfaction of passing out LIKE A BOSS!!		He got his fuckhuge powerklaw from an equally fuckhuge [[Ork]] who wanted Yarrick to bend over while [[Squad broken\|something]] [[anal circumference\|horrible]] was done to said commissar, but Yarrick proceeded to say "FUCK YOU FILTHY XENO SCUM!!!" and kicked the Ork in the teeth with his Commissar-legs. He also had his arm chopped off in that fight but no one really cares because he stole the Ork's arm with a free fuckhuge power klaw attached. He then gave himself the satisfaction of passing out LIKE A BOSS!!

	The man is not only legend among men, but Orks as well; should Yarrick manage to finally kill Ghazgkhull, its only a matter of time before Orks start worshiping him, or at least naming him Gork and Mork's favored, and da baddest Warboss ever. Considering he can actually use his powerklaw and Ork arm functionally means they consider him, at the very least, to be quite downright Orky and all. And as we all know, what Orks believe, becomes true. He also speaks Ork. Yeah. It's not that hard. I mean, it's mostly just angry howls with the odd blow to the head for emphasis. It should be mentioned that since Ork teck is faith-powered, this makes Yarrick the ULTIMATE believer in his own abilities. Well, belief is belief after all.		The man is not only legend among men, but Orks as well; should Yarrick manage to finally kill Ghazgkhull, its only a matter of time before Orks start worshiping him, or at least naming him Gork and Mork's favored, and da baddest Warboss ever. Considering he can actually use his powerklaw and Ork arm functionally means they consider him, at the very least, to be quite downright Orky and all. And as we all know, what Orks believe, becomes true. He also speaks Ork. Yeah. It's not that hard. I mean, it's mostly just angry howls with the odd blow to the head for emphasis. It should be mentioned that since Ork teck is faith-powered, this makes Yarrick the ULTIMATE believer in his own abilities. Well, belief is belief after all.

	[[Image:Yarrick Fuck Yeah.jpeg\|thumbnail\|left\|250px\|They say eye for an eye makes you blind, I say it makes you shoot death lasers out of your eye.]]		[[Image:Yarrick Fuck Yeah.jpeg\|thumbnail\|left\|250px\|They say eye for an eye makes you blind, I say it makes you shoot death lasers out of your eye.]]
	Yarrick got his [[Bale Eye\|laser eye]] when he heard that the Orks thought he had the gaze of death, and could kill an ork with a look. Yarrick decided that if the orks thought he could kill with a look, then he was damn well going to be able to. Once again, what Orks believe, becomes true.		Yarrick got his [[Bale Eye\|laser eye]] when he heard that the Orks thought he had the gaze of death, and could kill an ork with a look. Yarrick decided that if the orks thought he could kill with a look, then he was damn well going to be able to. Once again, what Orks believe, becomes true.

	He also never dies, because <strike>of Iron Will</strike> DYING IS FOR [[Ferrus Manus\|PUSSIES]] AND [[Horus\|HERETICS]]!!! It doesn't hurt that the Orks ''believe'' he can't die, so he really can't.		He also never dies, because <strike>of Iron Will</strike> DYING IS FOR [[Ferrus Manus\|PUSSIES]] AND [[Horus\|HERETICS]]!!! It doesn't hurt that the Orks ''believe'' he can't die, so he really can't.

	[[Image:Yarrick34b.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fortress of Arrogance\|The Fortress of Arrogance]]]]He is an absolute monster of a combatant and can easily hand virtually any [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] his ass on a ceramite platter in combat (unless they have an invulnerable save....seriously the stats for ''Old man'' Yarrick are bullshit). Not even genetic enhancements and power armor are a match for an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw and fucking Superman-style laser vision when paired with the <strike>standard issue balls of steel that every person in the Imperial Guard comes with</strike> MARS PATTERN ADAMANTIUM TESTICLES. He even fucking made a [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] shut up with a single stare at him for yelling during Yarrick's speech in Armageddon third war.		[[Image:Yarrick34b.jpg\|thumb\|[[Fortress of Arrogance\|The Fortress of Arrogance]]]]He is an absolute monster of a combatant and can easily hand virtually any [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] his ass on a ceramite platter in combat (unless they have an invulnerable save....seriously the stats for ''Old man'' Yarrick are bullshit). Not even genetic enhancements and power armor are a match for an ECKSBAWKS HUEG power klaw and fucking Superman-style laser vision when paired with the <strike>standard issue balls of steel that every person in the Imperial Guard comes with</strike> MARS PATTERN ADAMANTIUM TESTICLES. He even fucking made a [[Space Marines\|Spehss Mehreen]] shut up with a single stare at him for yelling during Yarrick's speech in Armageddon third war.

	Yarrick is currently chasing after Ghazghkull along with High Marshall Helbrecht at the head of a [[Black Templar]] [[Awesome\|crusade]] in the most [[grimdark\|amazing]] road trip ever.		Yarrick is currently chasing after Ghazghkull along with High Marshall Helbrecht at the head of a [[Black Templar]] [[Awesome\|crusade]] in the most [[grimdark\|amazing]] road trip ever.