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2A01:CB19:7C8:DB00:95AC:EFAC:6DA9:92BB at 22:11, 17 May 2023

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	Sure, you've got a rampaging horde of fanatics that are armed to the teeth and willing to raze the land of all that's good and holy... but what do you FEED this horde? and where are they going to sleep? How do you make sure they are still armed to the teeth when many of them are kleptomaniacs? And who issues the matching bloodstained robes and makes sure their tattoos represent the Chaos Gods and not Hello Kitty?		Sure, you've got a rampaging horde of fanatics that are armed to the teeth and willing to raze the land of all that's good and holy... but what do you FEED this horde? and where are they going to sleep? How do you make sure they are still armed to the teeth when many of them are kleptomaniacs? And who issues the matching bloodstained robes and makes sure their tattoos represent the Chaos Gods and not Hello Kitty?

	This is why you need the Cult Attendant. It's not a glamorous job, but somebody has to keep things organized, otherwise your army of the damned will just turn into a mob and no destruction will get done.		This is why you need the Cult Attendant. It's not a glamorous job, but somebody has to keep things organized, otherwise your army of the damned will just turn into a mob and no destruction will get done.

	The Cult Attendant is essentially more ubiquitous in the Imperial cults; primarily those of Verena or Myrmidia. Ulric thinks bureaucracy is for faggots, which it is. Essentially, a Cult Attendant is an accountant, but is also a caretaker, a cleaner and is charged with ensuring the happenings of the Church progress as smoothly as possible. They are also charlatans who gallivant from one church to another with the jingle of coin, and few have any roots set firmly in a single place, as the Church of Ulric has found out, much to its annoyance.		The Cult Attendant is essentially more ubiquitous in the Imperial cults; primarily those of Verena or Myrmidia. Ulric thinks bureaucracy is for faggots, which it is. Essentially, a Cult Attendant is an accountant, but is also a caretaker, a cleaner and is charged with ensuring the happenings of the Church progress as smoothly as possible. They are also charlatans who gallivant from one church to another with the jingle of coin, and few have any roots set firmly in a single place, as the Church of Ulric has found out, much to its annoyance.

	== Origin of the Cult Attendant ==		== Origin of the Cult Attendant ==

1d4chan>Thannak at 06:13, 28 September 2014

2014-09-28T06:13:29Z

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	:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''		:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''

	[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]		[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Warriors of Chaos]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]

1d4chan>Thannak: Thannak moved page Cult attendant to Cult Attendant

2014-09-28T06:13:19Z

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1d4chan>NotBrandX: Undo bizarre categories. Since when is a joke about cultists a Tomb King?

2014-05-07T14:31:09Z

Undo bizarre categories. Since when is a joke about cultists a Tomb King?

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	:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''		:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''

	[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy~~]] [[Category:Vampire Counts]] [[Category:Tomb Kings~~]]		[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]

1d4chan>Thannak at 03:31, 5 May 2014

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	:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''		:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''

	[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]		[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category:Vampire Counts]] [[Category:Tomb Kings]]

1d4chan>Boss Ballkrusha: Don't strikethrough blocks of text.

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Don't strikethrough blocks of text.

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	~~<s>~~Sure, you've got a rampaging horde of fanatics that are armed to the teeth and willing to raze the land of all that's good and holy... but what do you FEED this horde? and where are they going to sleep? How do you make sure they are still armed to the teeth when many of them are kleptomaniacs? And who issues the matching bloodstained robes and makes sure their tattoos represent the Chaos Gods and not Hello Kitty?~~</s>~~		Sure, you've got a rampaging horde of fanatics that are armed to the teeth and willing to raze the land of all that's good and holy... but what do you FEED this horde? and where are they going to sleep? How do you make sure they are still armed to the teeth when many of them are kleptomaniacs? And who issues the matching bloodstained robes and makes sure their tattoos represent the Chaos Gods and not Hello Kitty?

	~~<s>~~This is why you need the Cult Attendant. It's not a glamorous job, but somebody has to keep things organized, otherwise your army of the damned will just turn into a mob and no destruction will get done.~~</s>~~		This is why you need the Cult Attendant. It's not a glamorous job, but somebody has to keep things organized, otherwise your army of the damned will just turn into a mob and no destruction will get done.

	Fantasy, not 40k. Chaos Cultists have precisely dick to do with actual Chaos armies in this setting, primarily due to the fact that most of them are southerners and the hard, manly Vikings who comprise the armies of the Dark Gods tend to kill them on sight for the idiocy of being born that way.		The Cult Attendant is essentially more ubiquitous in the Imperial cults; primarily those of Verena or Myrmidia. Ulric thinks bureaucracy is for faggots, which it is. Essentially, a Cult Attendant is an accountant, but is also a caretaker, a cleaner and is charged with ensuring the happenings of the Church progress as smoothly as possible. They are also charlatans who gallivant from one church to another with the jingle of coin, and few have any roots set firmly in a single place, as the Church of Ulric has found out, much to its annoyance.

	~~No, the~~ Cult Attendant is essentially more ubiquitous in the Imperial cults; primarily those of Verena or Myrmidia. Ulric thinks bureaucracy is for faggots, which it is. Essentially, a Cult Attendant is an accountant, but is also a caretaker, a cleaner and is charged with ensuring the happenings of the Church progress as smoothly as possible. They are also charlatans who gallivant from one church to another with the jingle of coin, and few have any roots set firmly in a single place, as the Church of Ulric has found out, much to its annoyance.

	== Origin of the Cult Attendant ==		== Origin of the Cult Attendant ==
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	:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''		:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''

	[[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]		[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]

216.177.129.116 at 18:12, 18 October 2013

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	:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''		:''The doctrine requires that the doorway be festooned with red ribbons, but the priest hates ribbons and the worshipper who donated the money to have the ribbons bought is colorblind and thinks that you bought green ribbons, even though they're obviously red. The doctrine further requires self-flagellation for failure to please those who donate money, but the only appropriate place for self-flagellation is outside the priest's residence, and the priest hates noise. To make matters worse, the bishop has just sent riders to instruct that a choir be assembled, but the priest wasn't around when he came, and he doesn't want to talk to you now. Also, he hates singing, which is, after all, a form of noise. Also, the riders are hungry, and the doctrine requires that the cult pay for their food and lodging. But the priest keeps all of the money locked in his residence, where the doctrine requires the attendant not go, except after having flagellated himself (if required). Also, the riders are armed...''

	~~[[Category:Chaos]]~~[[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]		[[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]]

216.177.129.116 at 18:10, 18 October 2013

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	<s>This is why you need the Cult Attendant. It's not a glamorous job, but somebody has to keep things organized, otherwise your army of the damned will just turn into a mob and no destruction will get done.</s>		<s>This is why you need the Cult Attendant. It's not a glamorous job, but somebody has to keep things organized, otherwise your army of the damned will just turn into a mob and no destruction will get done.</s>

	Fantasy, not 40k. Chaos Cultists have precisely dick to do with actual Chaos armies in this setting, primarily due to the fact that most of them are southerners and the hard, manly Vikings tend to kill them on sight for the idiocy of being born that way.		Fantasy, not 40k. Chaos Cultists have precisely dick to do with actual Chaos armies in this setting, primarily due to the fact that most of them are southerners and the hard, manly Vikings who comprise the armies of the Dark Gods tend to kill them on sight for the idiocy of being born that way.

	No, the Cult Attendant is essentially more ubiquitous in the Imperial cults; primarily those of Verena or Myrmidia. Ulric thinks bureaucracy is for faggots, which it is. Essentially, a Cult Attendant is an accountant, but is also a caretaker, a cleaner and is charged with ensuring the happenings of the Church progress as smoothly as possible. They are also charlatans who gallivant from one church to another with the jingle of coin, and few have any roots set firmly in a single place, as the Church of Ulric has found out, much to its annoyance.		No, the Cult Attendant is essentially more ubiquitous in the Imperial cults; primarily those of Verena or Myrmidia. Ulric thinks bureaucracy is for faggots, which it is. Essentially, a Cult Attendant is an accountant, but is also a caretaker, a cleaner and is charged with ensuring the happenings of the Church progress as smoothly as possible. They are also charlatans who gallivant from one church to another with the jingle of coin, and few have any roots set firmly in a single place, as the Church of Ulric has found out, much to its annoyance.