Dark Eldar Combat Weapons - Revision history

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 {{Topquote|By [[Lord Solar Macharius|Macharius's saggy marble-sack]], could these weapon-names be any more [[Grimdark|childishly grim?!]]| The Chronicler from [[TTS]]}}
 In the [[My Little Pony|ponies and rainbows-filled]] [[40k|future]], the [[Dark Eldar]] are amongst the most skilled hand-to-hand combatants. Though lacking the sheer strength of [[Orks]] and [[Khorne Berzerkers|Berzerkers]], they more than make up for this with their lightning-fast reflexes and lethal weapons that can bring down even an armored [[Space Marine]]. Also even by the standards of 40k, these weapon names are fucking edgy as fuck.
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2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:410D:DFE3:40C3:5619 at 10:45, 1 June 2023

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	[[File:Mindphase_Gauntlet.JPG\|200px\|right\|thumb\|Mindphase Gauntlet]]		[[File:Mindphase_Gauntlet.JPG\|200px\|right\|thumb\|Mindphase Gauntlet]]

	These high-tech gauntlets are used by Haemonculi and their minions such as wracks and grotesques. The Mindphase is an advanced neural controller that can shut down a target's brain, [[Derp\|rendering him a will-less idiot and easy pickings for the Dark Eldar.]] Even monstrous Carnifexes can be stopped by these gauntlets, though against the most powerful foes it is not as reliable as against some humanoid beings.		These high-tech gauntlets are used by Haemonculi and their minions such as wracks and grotesques. The Mindphase is an advanced neural controller that can shut down a target's brain, [[Derp\|rendering him a will-less idiot and easy pickings for the Dark Eldar.]] Even monstrous Carnifexes can be stopped by these gauntlets, though against the most powerful foes it is not as reliable as against some humanoid beings.

	[[Tl;dr]], it is less of a weapon and more a control device that can stop a rampaging foe in his tracks with a single touch, leaving him glassy-eyed and shuddering with overwhelming fatigue.		[[Tl;dr]], it is less of a weapon and more a control device that can stop a rampaging foe in his tracks with a single touch, leaving him glassy-eyed and shuddering with overwhelming fatigue.
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	These are your [[Ork\|sharp and spiky bits]] you see on almost every Dark Eldar vehicle. However, they are most typically mounted by [[Reaver Jetbike\|Reaver Jetbikes.]] These weapons are mounted underslung the Jetbike and in battle, the riders crouch low over their steeds before streaking through the midst of the enemy ranks, using their Bladevanes to lop off heads and limbs with every pass of the vehicle.		These are your [[Ork\|sharp and spiky bits]] you see on almost every Dark Eldar vehicle. However, they are most typically mounted by [[Reaver Jetbike\|Reaver Jetbikes.]] These weapons are mounted underslung the Jetbike and in battle, the riders crouch low over their steeds before streaking through the midst of the enemy ranks, using their Bladevanes to lop off heads and limbs with every pass of the vehicle.

	Although these blades can work if placed horizontally, some DEldar like to put theirs vertically. While this decreases the effectiveness and chance of the blade from cutting multiple opponents. That and the fact that if something like a Reaver gets grounded, it is going to be a pain in the ass to manually lift the damn thing up due to the blade being stuck a meter underground. For the Dark Eldar, the increased challenge adds to the thrills and further incentive to avoid failure.		Although these blades can work if placed horizontally, some DEldar like to put theirs vertically. While this decreases the effectiveness and chance of the blade from cutting multiple opponents. That and the fact that if something like a Reaver gets grounded, it is going to be a pain in the ass to manually lift the damn thing up due to the blade being stuck a meter underground. For the Dark Eldar, the increased challenge adds to the thrills and further incentive to avoid failure.

	On tabletop, these weapons come stock on your transports and Reavers, for a little extra melee clout. S4, AP-1.		On tabletop, these weapons come stock on your transports and Reavers, for a little extra melee clout. S4, AP-1.

1d4chan>StarSlavs at 06:07, 5 May 2023

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	{{Topquote\|By [[Lord Solar Macharius\|Macharius's saggy marble-sack]], could these weapon-names be any more childishly grim?!\| The Chronicler from [[TTS]]}}		{{Topquote\|By [[Lord Solar Macharius\|Macharius's saggy marble-sack]], could these weapon-names be any more [[Grimdark\|childishly grim?!]]\| The Chronicler from [[TTS]]}}


	In the [[My Little Pony\|ponies and rainbows-filled]] [[40k\|future]], the [[Dark Eldar]] are amongst the most skilled hand-to-hand combatants. Though lacking the sheer strength of [[Orks]] and [[Khorne Berzerkers\|Berzerkers]], they more than make up for this with their lightning-fast reflexes and lethal weapons that can bring down even an armored [[Space Marine]].		In the [[My Little Pony\|ponies and rainbows-filled]] [[40k\|future]], the [[Dark Eldar]] are amongst the most skilled hand-to-hand combatants. Though lacking the sheer strength of [[Orks]] and [[Khorne Berzerkers\|Berzerkers]], they more than make up for this with their lightning-fast reflexes and lethal weapons that can bring down even an armored [[Space Marine]]. Also even by the standards of 40k, these weapon names are fucking edgy as fuck.

	==Poisoned Weaponry==		==Poisoned Weaponry==

1d4chan>StarSlavs: I'm surprised nobody hasn't used these

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I'm surprised nobody hasn't used these

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			{{Topquote\|By [[Lord Solar Macharius\|Macharius's saggy marble-sack]], could these weapon-names be any more childishly grim?!\| The Chronicler from [[TTS]]}}


	In the [[My Little Pony\|ponies and rainbows-filled]] [[40k\|future]], the [[Dark Eldar]] are amongst the most skilled hand-to-hand combatants. Though lacking the sheer strength of [[Orks]] and [[Khorne Berzerkers\|Berzerkers]], they more than make up for this with their lightning-fast reflexes and lethal weapons that can bring down even an armored [[Space Marine]].		In the [[My Little Pony\|ponies and rainbows-filled]] [[40k\|future]], the [[Dark Eldar]] are amongst the most skilled hand-to-hand combatants. Though lacking the sheer strength of [[Orks]] and [[Khorne Berzerkers\|Berzerkers]], they more than make up for this with their lightning-fast reflexes and lethal weapons that can bring down even an armored [[Space Marine]].

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	On tabletop, this thing is hilarious. Because your warlord just has to have the biggest blades on their floating death catamaran. Unique to the Tantalus and similar in form to the Shock Prow and Sharpened Prow Blade, but isn't limited to just one attack and hits at S8 AP-2. Useful to finish off anything that you didn't quite manage to completely annihilate with the [[Pulse-Disintegrator]]s.		On tabletop, this thing is hilarious. Because your warlord just has to have the biggest blades on their floating death catamaran. Unique to the Tantalus and similar in form to the Shock Prow and Sharpened Prow Blade, but isn't limited to just one attack and hits at S8 AP-2. Useful to finish off anything that you didn't quite manage to completely annihilate with the [[Pulse-Disintegrator]]s.

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115.70.44.117: /* Vehicle Weaponry */

2023-01-11T08:19:42Z

Vehicle Weaponry

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	These are your [[Ork\|sharp and spiky bits]] you see on almost every Dark Eldar vehicle. However, they are most typically mounted by [[Reaver Jetbike\|Reaver Jetbikes.]] These weapons are mounted underslung the Jetbike and in battle, the riders crouch low over their steeds before streaking through the midst of the enemy ranks, using their Bladevanes to lop off heads and limbs with every pass of the vehicle.		These are your [[Ork\|sharp and spiky bits]] you see on almost every Dark Eldar vehicle. However, they are most typically mounted by [[Reaver Jetbike\|Reaver Jetbikes.]] These weapons are mounted underslung the Jetbike and in battle, the riders crouch low over their steeds before streaking through the midst of the enemy ranks, using their Bladevanes to lop off heads and limbs with every pass of the vehicle.

	Although these blades can work if placed horizontally, ~~the fact that~~ some DEldar like to put theirs vertically ~~could scratch one's head as it~~ decreases the effectiveness and chance of the blade from cutting multiple opponents. That and the fact that if something like a Reaver gets grounded, it is going to be a pain in the ass to manually lift the damn thing up due to the blade being stuck a meter underground.		Although these blades can work if placed horizontally, some DEldar like to put theirs vertically. While this decreases the effectiveness and chance of the blade from cutting multiple opponents. That and the fact that if something like a Reaver gets grounded, it is going to be a pain in the ass to manually lift the damn thing up due to the blade being stuck a meter underground. For the Dark Eldar, the increased challenge adds to the thrills and further incentive to avoid failure.

	On tabletop, these weapons come stock on your transports and Reavers, for a little extra melee clout. S4, AP-1.		On tabletop, these weapons come stock on your transports and Reavers, for a little extra melee clout. S4, AP-1.

115.70.44.117: /* Stunclaw */

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Stunclaw

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	Stunclaws are viciously barbed grapnels, often attached to lengthy metal chains.		Stunclaws are viciously barbed grapnels, often attached to lengthy metal chains.

	A one-handed weapon that allows the wielder to strike with a greater force. It's true potential comes from how it can grab onto the enemy and drag him along into the air via piercing through armor and flesh, after which the Hellions will chop the poor sod to bits before he hits the ground, or a brief and violent death by virtue of simply being dropped from a great height. ''Or'' if the particular Hellion is feeling cruel, he/she could just drag the poor bitch to death.		A one-handed weapon that allows the wielder to strike with a greater force. It's true potential comes from how it can grab onto the enemy and drag him along into the air via piercing through armor and flesh, after which the Hellions will chop the poor sod to bits before he hits the ground, or a brief and violent death by virtue of simply being dropped from a great height. ''Or'' if the particular Hellion is feeling cruel(er), he/she could just drag the poor bitch to death.

	Essentially a weaponized Batman's grappling hook that is more [[Grimdark]], or a [[Grapnel Launcher]] that actually works as intended.		Essentially a weaponized Batman's grappling hook that is more [[Grimdark]], or a [[Grapnel Launcher]] that actually works as intended.

104.220.162.108: /* Scissorhand */

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Scissorhand

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	[[File:Scissorhands.JPG\|200px\|right\|thumb\|Scissorhand]]		[[File:Scissorhands.JPG\|200px\|right\|thumb\|Scissorhand]]

	Edward Scissorhands turned up to 11, several shears strapped to a gauntlet that can cut apart nearly anything that it can get its blades on.		Edward Scissorhands turned up to 11; several shears strapped to a gauntlet that can cut apart nearly anything that it can get its blades on.

	The glove has a series of vein-like tubes that run along each finger, slowly reapplying an incredibly virulent poison to the blades. Victims who receive even the slightest of scratches by these blades become wracked with pain so incredible that it frequently causes the target to pass out or even die.		The glove has a series of vein-like tubes that run along each finger, slowly reapplying an incredibly virulent poison to the blades. Victims who receive even the slightest of scratches by these blades become wracked with pain so incredible that it frequently causes the target to pass out or even die.